1. Post #1
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    aridpheonix's Avatar
    July 2006
    2,232 Posts
    Are you above the influence?


    We all know what drugs are, alcohol and all that jazz. Doing all of those things are wrong and you shouldn't ever try drugs because they are addicting and they kill you. Now, one of the more famous drugs we all hear about on facepunch is marijuana, and as a chronic user, I know a lot about it, and therefore can pick out the facts and fiction behind the biased abovetheinfluence.com.

    What's on this site?

    Test your brain to see how pot is making you schizophrenic!

    Don't do weed, as it dulls your senses. You guys all know, food has almost no taste, music is always bleh, beverages just loose their pizazz, etc, when you smoke weed.


    I forgot to mention, when you smoke weed, it makes you really sad guys.

    THE LIFE OF A STONER
    The life of a stoner, a realistic observation of the lifes of two stoners, it's very informational.

    Click here to go to the interactive videos and quizzes!




    Learn some facts about marijuana, and other drugs like ex and heroine!

    These facts go by (facts on site, unbiased research/experienced opinion)

    Marijuana:
    -Marijuana is addictive. More teens are in treatment with a primary diagnosis of marijuana dependence than for all other illicit drugs combined.
    This is blatantly untrue, I'm sad to say, marijuana is habitual, and only that. There is not one proven case of somebody going through physical withdrawals from not having THC in their system.
    -Lowered motivation. True wee.
    -Sleeplessness. Oh, c'mon now.
    -Aggression. "Don't mess with jake tonight, man. He smoked three joints and six bowls, now he is raging mad at everything he sees." "Raging mad? Yeah, maybe at my pantry."
    -Studies show that approximately one in ten (12.7%) of fatal car accident victims test positive for THC (the active ingredient in marijuana). Little do most people who read this know, THC is only active in making you high for a couple hours, but stays in your bloodstream for atleast 3 weeks, and can last for up to 6. So this study is completely unstable because probably only 1% of the people were actually still high.

    I'd write about the other drugs, but i don't know most about them, and shrooms aren't very prevalently mentioned.

    There's so many more things on this website to explore!


    ATTN mods: How does one go about requesting a poll? I would like one simply asking if you are above the influence: yes/no. thankya
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  2. Post #2
    betteroffalive's Avatar
    March 2009
    22 Posts
    dont do drugs u cn acheive ur draems!
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  3. Post #3
    PrismatexV0's Avatar
    December 2008
    226 Posts
    I love these sites.

    So much BS.
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  4. Post #4
    PS360's Avatar
    November 2005
    656 Posts
    i am abuv tha infulience NOW!!!!!!111111one










    :350:
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  5. Post #5
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    Athena's Avatar
    August 2005
    1,497 Posts
    A site with a vendetta against drugs says stupid biased things. Colour me unsurprised.
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  6. Post #6
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    August 2006
    173 Posts
    They should just say, "Porn, my anti-drug," and host terabytes upon terabytes of pornography. I think that would do the trick.
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  7. Post #7
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    November 2007
    6,066 Posts
    But drugs aren't perfect.
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  8. Post #8
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    November 2006
    629 Posts
    Pack this bowl for two...
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  9. Post #9
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    February 2008
    4,102 Posts
    Drugs are bayd
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  10. Post #10
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    August 2007
    8,377 Posts
    I remember seeing their TV Commercials all the time on G4 four years ago.

    And their ads in gaming magazines.
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  11. Post #11
    I AM A BIG BABY
    Dennab
    December 2007
    3,224 Posts
    I am not above the influence.
    Thank you very much.
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  12. Post #12
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    August 2005
    1,497 Posts
    Weed kills. It's a proven fact.
    It raped my dog and killed my mother! WEED DID 9/11! :frogsiren:
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  13. Post #13
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    August 2007
    8,377 Posts
    It raped my dog and killed my mother! WEED DID 9/11!
    fuck we need to make 1000 PSAs NOW!
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  14. Post #14
    goatse
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    January 2006
    32,449 Posts
    Bias bullcrap
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  15. Post #15
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    November 2006
    629 Posts
    It raped my dog and killed my mother! WEED DID 9/11!
    Sarcasm is such a beautiful thing, ain't it?
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  16. Post #16
    Dennab
    February 2006
    4,717 Posts
    Ill do as much god damn drugs as I please.
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  17. Post #17
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    November 2006
    226 Posts
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  18. Post #18
    goatse
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    January 2006
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    Ill do as much god damn drugs as I please.


    Person like yourself, might as well OD.
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  19. Post #19
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    November 2006
    629 Posts
    Ill do as much god damn drugs as I please.
    See funkyhippo, you're really a nice dood now that you've stopped posting chopped up women in bathtubs. ;D
    or have you?....
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  20. Post #20
    mRiv's Avatar
    October 2008
    115 Posts
    Drugs taste bad anyways.
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  21. Post #21
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    March 2009
    515 Posts
    Drugz




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  22. Post #22
    I AM A BIG BABY
    Dennab
    December 2007
    3,224 Posts
    Drugs taste bad anyways.
    Only some.

  23. Post #23
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    Loompa Lord's Avatar
    November 2006
    629 Posts
    Drugs taste bad anyways.
    Only paint thinner.
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  24. Post #24
    Spirit Guide
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    March 2009
    17,056 Posts
    How many times has this thread been made? I swear I see it, or at least something very close to it, once every couple of days.
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  25. Post #25
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    April 2006
    9,432 Posts
    Learn some facts about marijuana, and other drugs like ex and heroine!

    These facts go by (facts on site, unbiased research/experienced opinion)
    hahahahaha
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  26. Post #26
    Augmatic Disport's Avatar
    March 2009
    515 Posts
    If you guys want some unbiased facts and information on drugs go to: http://www.erowid.org/splash.php
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  27. Post #27
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    ColinSSX's Avatar
    February 2008
    2,413 Posts
    This is all bullshit.

    I myself don't do any drugs, but my mother has a friend who did marijuana; LSD; and a few other drugs when he was a teenager. He is now a very successful surgeon.
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  28. Post #28
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    January 2008
    1,499 Posts
    Above the influence is legit.

    Not.
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  29. Post #29
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    Thlis's Avatar
    January 2007
    2,278 Posts
    How many times has this thread been made? I swear I see it, or at least something very close to it, once every couple of days.
    There are almost 40 pro weed threads and this is the first anti drug thread.

    It's a good change.
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  31. Post #31
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    March 2009
    17,056 Posts
    There are almost 40 pro weed threads and this is the first anti drug thread.

    It's a good change.
    This isn't an anti-drug thread at all though.
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  32. Post #32
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    August 2007
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    Wait, what if someone tells you to not do drugs, wouldn't that make you not above the influence cause they influenced you not to take drugs?

    THE PLOT THICKENS.
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  33. Post #33
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    igamiwarr's Avatar
    August 2005
    2,976 Posts
    Ugh, I wouldn't mind all of the fucking pot smokers if they just shut up about it. I am tired of hearing this shit in threads and from kids in my school. I don't give a shit what you think, I hate pot smokers, they smoke shitty smelling stuff and they are usually idiots or whores and brag about doing it.
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  34. Post #34
    goatse
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    January 2006
    32,449 Posts
    Bob Wiener, some high up politician/ Anti-drug, said Cannabis was "the #1 cause of car crashes and drug related hospital visits"


    I lol'd
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  35. Post #35
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    November 2006
    629 Posts
    It's too bad the Native Americans, and the Mayans weren't above the influence...
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  36. Post #36
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    November 2007
    4,572 Posts
    George Washington did weed/pot. Are you calling the father of America, a loser stoner?
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  37. Post #37
    goatse
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    January 2006
    32,449 Posts
    There are almost 40 pro weed threads and this is the first anti drug thread.

    It's a good change.



    Why, because finally there is a thread siding for morals instead of (real) facts?

  38. Post #38
    Spirit Guide
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    March 2009
    17,056 Posts
    It's too bad the Native Americans, and the Mayans weren't above the influence...
    The Mayans are dead and the indians live on tiny-ass reservations; who gives a shit what they did?

    :cool:
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  39. Post #39
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    January 2007
    2,278 Posts
    George Washington did marijauana. Are you calling the father of America, a loser stoner?
    If he was the one that chose his doctors then yes.

  40. Post #40
    Hunterbrute's Avatar
    March 2009
    3,725 Posts
    Dont dis the brew of MJ Tea?