1. Post #481
    RPG
    RPG's Avatar
    January 2010
    875 Posts
    I got banned from a chilean server where I was heashotting the admin using the Ambassador.

    In that match, he kept calling me aimbotter and hacker on the mic, bitching included. It was by the time I had the Schadenfraude taunt so after its hissy fit, I headshotted him again, I dominated him, did the Schadenfruade taunt

    And then:
    "You have been banned from this server. Reason: Aimbotter and prick"
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  2. Post #482
    Thaaaat's Whyt!
    Whyt546's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,674 Posts
    I was using the Brass Beast on some 16 slot server. Got banned because apparently it was "against server rules". On the MotD, it said I had to make an account on their forums to view the rules.
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  3. Post #483
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,250 Posts
    Got banned just now from a sniper server for using a festive sniper :(
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  4. Post #484
    jackteam54's Avatar
    November 2011
    783 Posts
    I just got banned from a server for having a Fallout related name, seriously?! This is the most ridiculous ban I have ever had.
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  5. Post #485
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    On the MotD, it said I had to make an account on their forums to view the rules.
    What the fuck kind of server owner does that?
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  6. Post #486
    JCDentonUNATCO's Avatar
    November 2010
    5,337 Posts
    I guess its not really stupid as much as it is butthurt admins, but I joined any old server expecting to have some fun. Little did I know there were 6 bronys on red, sitting outside of spawn admiring their MLP porn sprays and doing literally nothing as 4 brass beast heavies on blue were steamrolling us. It didn't even say the server was "Brony Only TF2" or something. So I busted out this beauty.



    Banned for "Brony Persecution"

    Yeah yeah I could just disable sprays bla bla bla, but when my team is losing because of some useless people, I gotta make a stand.
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  7. Post #487
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    I just got banned from a server for having a Fallout related name, seriously?! This is the most ridiculous ban I have ever had.
    Maybe the kid couldn't afford Fallout and let it all out on you
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  8. Post #488
    Gold Member
    Floreum's Avatar
    March 2006
    997 Posts
    I got kicked by an admin for being afk in an idle server.
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  9. Post #489
    I once got votebanned from a Golden Machine Gun server for stickybombin a sandvich picnic. In the deathmatch area. The place where you fight people. No regrets.
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  10. Post #490
    MAGIC MISSILE
    WizardKing's Avatar
    June 2012
    77 Posts
    I said hello.
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  11. Post #491
    Bazkip's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,279 Posts
    I said hello.
    They said goodbye
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  12. Post #492
    Tako_Vengador's Avatar
    June 2012
    341 Posts
    cuz i sang the song that says : "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga , cuz im a mutherfaking nigga!"
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  13. Post #493
    Malvodion's Avatar
    January 2011
    4,204 Posts
    cuz i sang the song that says : "nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga , cuz im a mutherfaking nigga!"
    That's not a stupid reason to be banned. That's just stupid.
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  14. Post #494
    fudge blood's Avatar
    February 2012
    2,670 Posts
    I was making friends with this one guy and we were starting making fun of each other, out of good humor.

    so I was like "lol ur a faget" so teasingly, then I was kicked a moment later. :'I
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  15. Post #495
    Sxyro win's Avatar
    January 2011
    67 Posts
    I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
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  16. Post #496
    Gold Member
    Mitchel.'s Avatar
    April 2011
    1,235 Posts
    Got banned for saying to player called jack671 shut up kid. He's 9 years old and he got admin bloody horror *Thunders in background*
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  17. Post #497
    Krandel's Avatar
    February 2010
    654 Posts
    I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
    ...What?
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  18. Post #498
    SPARLOCK's Avatar
    May 2012
    877 Posts
    I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
    What the fuck am I reading?
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  19. Post #499
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,548 Posts
    I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
    So, you were the admin?
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  20. Post #500
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    December 2009
    9,320 Posts
    I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
    no
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  21. Post #501
    SPARLOCK's Avatar
    May 2012
    877 Posts
    I was just playing and I was just killing some people and the adimin said from the mic (He was a kid and his mic was crashing like Ycshdseaaaaaaaaaah you imbesdfde) then he said FAK IU BEAC WHI DOU IU KIL AFK WHEN I TRI TO KILL EM U BASTAR NOW U GET BAND NOB "I know cause he wrote it before saying it from mic" then what i read "YOU GOT BAN NOB HOW U SE IT NOW U DUMB FAGET JAKAJKAKAJKAKAJHAHAHKAHJAHKAK FAIL FAJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
    Don't worry, I speak the language of "fucking retard"

    He was just playing, doing what scouts I guess do, killing shit, when an admin said in a squeaky, high pitched voice, sounding like a small child (He was damn near unintelligible, it sounded like YEAAAH YOU IMBECILE")

    Then he said, "FUCK YOU WHICH ONE OF YOUR KILL AN AFK WHEN I TRY TO KILL THEM, YOU BASTARD, NOW YOU GET BANNED, NEWBERRY AWARD!" He knew, because he said it before screeching terribly into his microphone. Then he read, "You got banned, noob, you see it now, you dumb FAGGOT HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAILURE, STUPID FUCKING ANIME FACE!"
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  22. Post #502
    KandyMan's Avatar
    December 2011
    823 Posts
    Don't worry, I speak the language of "fucking retard"

    He was just playing, doing what scouts I guess do, killing shit, when an admin said in a squeaky, high pitched voice, sounding like a small child (He was damn near unintelligible, it sounded like YEAAAH YOU IMBECILE")

    Then he said, "FUCK YOU WHICH ONE OF YOUR KILL AN AFK WHEN I TRY TO KILL THEM, YOU BASTARD, NOW YOU GET BANNED, NEWBERRY AWARD!" He knew, because he said it before screeching terribly into his microphone. Then he read, "You got banned, noob, you see it now, you dumb FAGGOT HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAILURE, STUPID FUCKING ANIME FACE!"
    For some reason I laughed uncontrollably at "STUPID FUCKING ANIME FACE!"

    EDIT: Now that I think of it, is that a reference to Duke - I'M SO RANDOM XD?
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  23. Post #503
    Bloodfart's Avatar
    June 2012
    14 Posts
    Accused of attempted quick switch in trade which is total bull the trade never went through and the person who accused me was a total liar. And it led to my backpack getting deleted. I lost my Sunbeams Unusual and some Bills hat consuming in the Tf2 Backpack getting deleted.


    http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/448/sad1e.jpg
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  24. Post #504
    i have an ear fetish and lie like a basterd. i wasn't lying about the ears though. what a shitty title.
    Linda,Octupuss's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,424 Posts
    Accused of attempted quick switch in trade which is total bull the trade never went through and the person who accused me was a total liar. And it led to my backpack getting deleted. I lost my Sunbeams Unusual and some Bills hat consuming in the Tf2 Backpack getting deleted.


    http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/448/sad1e.jpg
    This aint exactly the thread for that but, if that there is true, damn that must have sucked D:

  25. Post #505
    Robmortar's Avatar
    April 2007
    989 Posts
    i just noticed the first posts on this thread were from 2009

    also once i got banned for dominating one of the admin's "girlfriends"
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  26. Post #506
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    i just noticed the first posts on this thread were from 2009

    also once i got banned for dominating one of the admin's "girlfriends"
    You're stealing his favourite activity.
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  27. Post #507
    Gold Member

    March 2005
    4,417 Posts
    Mine's a bit similar to the OP's but I was playing some server and this admin's telling kids not to swear and everyone's telling him that's a stupid rule. In the end he ends up saying 'fuck' and I'm like, "woah mate what happened to that no swearing rule?"

    Permabanned for disrespecting an admin. Never swore though!
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  28. Post #508
    I like cheese...
    lionheart1066's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,000 Posts
    Mine's a bit similar to the OP's but I was playing some server and this admin's telling kids not to swear and everyone's telling him that's a stupid rule. In the end he ends up saying 'fuck' and I'm like, "woah mate what happened to that no swearing rule?"

    Permabanned for disrespecting an admin. Never swore though!
    No swearing in an 18+ rated game is a stupid rule imo, especially with the context of what is said and witnessed within the game by the characters alone...
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  29. Post #509
    Gold Member
    SlickBlade's Avatar
    July 2009
    5,039 Posts
    No swearing in an 18+ rated game is a stupid rule imo, especially with the context of what is said and witnessed within the game by the characters alone...
    Reminds me of some guy posting about how he got banned from a eGo server because his scout said 'Wha' da hell who stopped pushin' the damn cart?' Because he was meant to vocalize a different line before it's said.

    Really scout says the What The Hell part in under a second.
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  30. Post #510
    Gold Member
    General J's Avatar
    June 2008
    3,421 Posts
    Guy (to friend): "Yeah man, you were totally like the first person ever to paint your hat pink and it was so hilarious. Now everybody else is just doing it to be funny or ironic or whatever it's so lame."

    Me: "Watch out guys! TF2 Hipsters over here."

    Votekicked out instantly
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  31. Post #511
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,250 Posts
    Banned for hacking as a Demoman, automatically extinguishing myself from fire.
       The Persian Persuader is a lovely Anti-Pyro weapon :)   
    This was on a fancy idle server too.
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  32. Post #512
    Frefer1386's Avatar
    January 2012
    45 Posts
    I once got banned on a server for not having a steam avatar.

    I have a steam avatar.
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  33. Post #513
    Blue Member?
    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,642 Posts
    taunt killing only kicked though

  34. Post #514
    Paltry Member
    J-RcZ's Avatar
    February 2012
    5,439 Posts
    Speedhacking

    Baby Face's Blaster is amazing
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  35. Post #515
    Gold Member
    Metaru's Avatar
    June 2012
    4,934 Posts
    I was impersonating someone else's account name. i even went as far as taking that person's steam avatar to suport my crime.
    Protip: that someone else was me when i came back.
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  36. Post #516
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,643 Posts
    I got banned from a Valve server.
    Just playing around, suddenly...
    Votekick Player: CFGU || BanthaFodder?
    Reason: Not specified

    "Heh, looks like someone's mad..."
    *Yes votes fill up like nuts*
    "The fuck..."

    Then some random guy in chat calls me a "scrambler".
    Then I remembered; I tried typing "!votescramble" a few rounds ago during a steamroll.

    Fucking Valve servers man, I honestly don't understand how people can be THAT stupid.

    Edited:

    I got kicked by an admin for being afk in an idle server.
    That sounds like something from one of those Dos Equis commercials.
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  37. Post #517
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    Trying to reason with an admin
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  38. Post #518
    zzzz's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,747 Posts
    I get banned often and rather quickly by oversensitive admins for my name. Negromancer.
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  39. Post #519
    NoSaleHale's Avatar
    January 2012
    3 Posts
    I got banned once for using the Sandman.

  40. Post #520
    NekuMisage's Avatar
    March 2012
    78 Posts
    I was just playing around on a random server,when an admin starts talking on the mic:

    -Hey guys,my kid is going to start playing so no swearing ok?

    I instantly changed my name to niggadickbutt.

    -You were banned for:nigga this is my kid


    Or:

    I was playing on a trade server,when one of the admins came and started talking.
    Then he mentioned he didn't want any impersonators here
    Everybody changed their name's to admin's(I think it was kusaro)
    He says:Ok guys,that was funny,now switch back.
    I switch my name to kusaro's dad
    start talking like his dad.
    Kicked.
    Change my name to Kusaro's Mom,go back there,start saying i'm going to ground him for kicking his father.
    You were banned from this server,reason:my mom is dead.
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