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No stats mods, all maps.
Not micspamming? Read these rules:
- Don't say racist shit/insults
- Don't spray meatspin, hardcore/hentai porn, shock etc. sprays, we can see whose sprays are whose. (edited 18/10/09)
- We will warn you only once if you spray furry porn, then we will ban you period. YOU are the sole reason why most people hate furries and the rest of us find it disgusting. (added 10/8/09)
It's become generally known that I am a furry myself, this is no reason to spray your porn sprays however (January 2010)
- Speak English.
- Loopholes in these or micspamming rules don't work.
Are you a micspammer? Read these rules well:
- Don't play shit when other people are playing shit
- Don't play the same shit over and over and over (...) and over and over, please.
* If you have certain trademark sounds that just fit into the situation it's fine (Don't overdo it) but playing 10 minute wavs over and over gets boring and you don't leave time for anyone else to play stuff
- Having muted someone isn't a reason for you to start playing music, the person who you muted might still be playing music.
- Goldwave the shit you play, if something you're playing isn't properly equalized stop playing it.
- Don't play stuff over the microphone when there's 2+ people talking, unless they're talking a language besides English with no admin around. If this is the case feel free to rain on their parade.
- Playing super-old stuff like Bill nye the science guy or Rick Roll and the like will equal micspamming suicide, you will immediately be permamuted. Stop this shit.
- Constantly playing a small sound over and over again, or playing the first fraction of a sound and then stopping it over and over is incredibly annoying, choose something decent to play and actually play it entirely.
- Don't ragequit. ;)
If you don't like what other people are playing, MUTE THEM.
Some of you might think the admins have to do the same, but it's usually pretty obvious when something is annoying to the entire server.
Thus we mute you for the entire server.
ADMINS
Crude Oil
(Me, your friendly nextdoor server owner),
HOUSEMASTER
(The Santa Claus of the server, comes by once in a long time and goes just as fast.)
Reag
(Tell me when he's enabled allcrits for himself again.)
Elexar
(Threatened to sue me and got admin.),
Icemaz/kool-aid
(Facepunch server veteran),
Agent Orange
(Facepunch server veteran)
(FINE SHOT MATE)
Patrick
(Most annoying spy ever)
Frampoid
(Do not feed)
cRaZy
(Do not pet)
Taggart
(The guy that manages to get Facepunchers to go medicrush)
Respected/regulars
Current rights: Kick, Slay and mute/gag
BAT MAN!
- HexpunK
- Jelly
- BAT MAN!
- Jethro
- Marlamin
- Sheep
- Max of 2SD
A recent addition to our team is the MPS, or the Micspam Police Squad, Brave souls dedicated to rooting out bill nye the science guy and his goons including (but not limited to) Rick roll and mortal kombat/boink.
:siren:Micspam police squad:siren:
:iiam:
EVERYTHING ELSE:
Got complaints about the server? Here's what you can do:
PM me,
Instant message me (steam),
Mail me at crude@croil.net,
talk to me in the server
or post in this thread.
Got complaints about a player or admin?
Player:
Write down steamid ('status' in console)/ingame name.
Get some screenshots if possible, otherwise get some witnesses.
"!ban he 0 'cheating'" does not work, stop saying "HE IS CHEATING" and give us a name.
Admin:
Write down ingame name.
Don't overreact and say there's a boat when there's only a floating log.
Don't lie.
Get evidence, I can check the logs but most of the things that happen in there need to be put in a context to see whether they're right or wrong.
I GOT BANNED :'( WHAT DO I DO?
Post here, state ingame name, don't exaggerate, have a good reason, and promise not to do it again.
I GOT PERMAMUTED/GAGGED D: WHAT DO I DO?
Once again post here, state your ingame name.
We usually remember why we permagagged/muted you, we will lay it down in front of you, and depending on the situation pungag/mute you.
Don't count on it too much though, permagags and mutes are usually dealt out when a ban doesn't seem right and we rather have you not communicate in some way.
They're stored somewhere.. (I don't really know where :ssh:) and will not be removed when the server crashes (unlike bans).
If we don't remember you however, you'll probably be pungagged/muted at some point in the perhaps near future.
"The admins on this server are shit, I got banned for <reason> by some dumbfuck named <admin name>" - Bad
"I can't believe this shit, <admin name> banned me for <reason> while I didn't do any of this!
My ingame name is <name>/my steamid is <steamid>" - fair enough
"<Admin> banned me for <reason>, even though <counterargument>.
My ingame name is <name>/my steamid is <steamid>" - Good
"<Admin> banned me for <reason>, I didn't know/I missed/I didn't read the rule(s) on this. It won't happen again, my ingame name is <name>/my steamid is <steamid>" - holy shit you admitted your mistake. Perfect.
Controlling your RAGE is the key to SUCCESS.
Peace and prosperity. :love:
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Can I have admin even though I don't go on, you know you love me
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New thread, new start.
And as much as we love you, I don't think we need another admin.
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Hi I got permamuted,can you un-mute me and my name in game is SandmaN^.
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New thread, nothings' changed really.
Threads die in here though. :frown:
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Yeah you've got like 10 or more now...a bit overkill amirite?
I need to come on here more, I've missed almost all the funny shit (minus SHHHEEDDSS), but I get stuck mapping or admining other servers :(
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You're that guy with a really annoying voice that keeps claiming it was his little brother talking through the microphone, if that was so you should've asked him to stop doing it the 1st time.
You've been permamuted for the 4th time now and I don't think that is going to change.
Be happy, you hold the record for the most chances given.
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Crude, did you just give me restricted admin powers?
I love you. Now I have backup if my self-control fails, you won't get as many complaints about me, and I won't have to worry about everything I do.
Thank you :3:
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You slayed the blue team, I told you not to, you slayed the blue team again.
Thus I removed your slay flag, which includes burn, explode etc.
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Alot of other stuff also counts on the slay flag if I remember correctly.
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As long as Kikka can't give Scoots the butterfly knife we are safe. God damn that day was trippy.
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Givenameditem requires the slay flag if I remember correctly, I might be mistaken though.
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Happens all the time.
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Hahaha, what.
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Crude, do you read your PM's?
Also,
What the hell?
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Needs more fun times like the old days. REAG COME PLAY ACTIVELY AGIAN GODDAMN
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Oh I'm sorry, but some of us have other things going on due to being the holder of the external group server.
Also I have family issues going on.
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I think most of the admins dislike me. Anyway, the admins need to mess around more. I'm tired of all the seriousness that's going on in the server.
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We need more Snipers who are willing to be assault snipers with their bows.
I don't have enough to heal :sigh:
Also, taggart if you read this, I will eventually get that video done, I've been busy the last few weeks.
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Fair enough.
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So, how was Freaky Friday?
I missed it completely (More or less, admins were almost doing nothing when I was there)
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Skullivan and Mr.Sun should both be permagagged.
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Past friday was like any other day, I do not know why. Nobody really felt like doing anything out of the ordinary.
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Server is dying at the moment. Lagspikes with two people playing. It's unplayable at the moment.
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Blame gameservers.com.
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I got banned from the server by you crude : ( because i said that i was gonna use iffy sprays. You said to me to stop, but I didnt see it since I disconnected to switch back to my normal sprays : ( I ask you here to please unban me, Destroyer. My steam id is STEAM_0:1:15043384.
I really miss all the fun at the facepunch server :(
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Whenever I join the U.S. server, no one is ever there.
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You've been given another chance, I suggest you read the rules in the OP again and read them well since the rule you violated was clearly indicated.
"- Don't spray meatspin or similar sprays, we can see whose sprays are whose now."
Has been changed to:
"- Don't spray meatspin, porn, shock etc. sprays, we can see whose sprays are whose."
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Thanks alot, crude. I promise that I will not violate the rules again.
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This server used to be good. :911:
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You used to be admin.
Server is offline due to reinstall, which has probably frozen again so we need to wait for the gameservers support team to wake up.
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May I ask why porn sprays are against the rules?
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So he doesn't sound like a douche when he only outlaws furry sprays.
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This right here.
Server is still down and there's no telling when it'll be back up again, this could range from within the next 5 minutes to tomorrow.
I'm probably gonna be be looking for a way to keep the ip address when I switch hosts, which I will probably do if there is no reason for me not to.
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Needs more dark chocolate.
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Majorly, blame me for that one.
Animated vtf's can bring wounders to the eyes.
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Can bring wounds to the eyes*
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So you dislike my 4-girls spray right.
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The server is up and running again, after 6 or so hours the lag is gone.
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