1. Post #281
    im loling how me fucking up some jk nubs stopped 100 long swords getting into MR hands

  2. Post #282
    Gold Member
    Milp's Avatar
    August 2005
    255 Posts
    im loling how me fucking up some jk nubs stopped 100 long swords getting into MR hands
    Tell the story

  3. Post #283


    weeeeeeeeeeeeeel

    Some nub named Walt was fucking with CAPSALOT and before that with shaolin monastarys so i decided fuck lets go kill them. People said is it alright with kyara? i said ya lets go kill him (It was but i had no clue at the time). So i went over there my self the first time didn't get any kills bastard ran to fast. The Second time around i brought Card and Wesnc and we killed one of his village mates instantly and got some good loots. Harvested there fields. Turned out CR (Communist Russia) Old villagers were using there alliance to steal shit out the inn cause there was 90ql cotton and other shit in there mine.

    While this was happening gavin and madt where pming me cause he asked madt to kill me and gavin was relaying the local in kyara for me.

    Then Walt decided to leak details to doughboy how he was ordering 50 short swords for killgod of MR as part as a deal. Anyway he was bitching to kyara the entire time while we ravaged his village and asked kyara for compinsation for his cow and his horses that we killed and shit we took. He also threatened kyara to get MR to attack CAPSALOT if kyara didn't take action on us.

    So in the end CAPSALOT pisses off MR even more


  4. Post #284
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    Milp's Avatar
    August 2005
    255 Posts


    weeeeeeeeeeeeeel

    Some nub named Walt was fucking with CAPSALOT and before that with shaolin monastarys so i decided fuck lets go kill them. People said is it alright with kyara? i said ya lets go kill him (It was but i had no clue at the time). So i went over there my self the first time didn't get any kills bastard ran to fast. The Second time around i brought Card and Wesnc and we killed one of his village mates instantly and got some good loots. Harvested there fields. Turned out CR (Communist Russia) Old villagers were using there alliance to steal shit out the inn cause there was 90ql cotton and other shit in there mine.

    While this was happening gavin and madt where pming me cause he asked madt to kill me and gavin was relaying the local in kyara for me.

    Then Walt decided to leak details to doughboy how he was ordering 50 short swords for killgod of MR as part as a deal. Anyway he was bitching to kyara the entire time while we ravaged his village and asked kyara for compinsation for his cow and his horses that we killed and shit we took. He also threatened kyara to get MR to attack CAPSALOT if kyara didn't take action on us.

    So in the end CAPSALOT pisses off MR even more

    Oh yeah i read about that. Pretty confusing story.

    So what was that whole story behind the Comrades from Russia?

  5. Post #285
    Um the left overs that joined walt were stealing from kyara. They took cotton and other farming goods from The Inn (Kyaras Entrance deed)

    gavin broke the alliance with them. I broke it back at the village cause i couldn't attack them inless i did

  6. Post #286
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    Milp's Avatar
    August 2005
    255 Posts
    Um the left overs that joined walt were stealing from kyara. They took cotton and other farming goods from The Inn (Kyaras Entrance deed)

    gavin broke the alliance with them. I broke it back at the village cause i couldn't attack them inless i did
    Wait, does that mean Soviet Russia died as a town? :( Goddomot.

  7. Post #287
    ya. All the cool guys quit. The nubs that joined with the cool guys were the stealers

  8. Post #288
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    ripsipiirakk's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,350 Posts
    I suck at being mayor... i hate it.
    I rather go in northern woods live alone.

  9. Post #289
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    FlakAttack's Avatar
    November 2006
    4,376 Posts
    I suck at being mayor... i hate it.
    I rather go in northern woods live alone.
    Hah, saw you talking about that in kchat. I'm off in the north east on one of the unmapped lakes. I'll tell you where in PM if you like.

  10. Post #290
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    That Ninja's Avatar
    June 2008
    2,586 Posts
    So where is FP's main settlement? Do we even have on? I'd love to set up there and just build a house.

  11. Post #291
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    16,559 Posts
    So where is FP's main settlement? Do we even have on? I'd love to set up there and just build a house.
    CAPSALOT on Wild is arguably a Facepunch settlement. It also sucks and everyone raids them monthly.

    If you come to Freedom, look me up.

  12. Post #292
    CAPSALOT on Wild is arguably a Facepunch settlement. It also sucks and everyone raids them monthly.

    If you come to Freedom, look me up.
    WRONG. We were raided once while we were still building. We are liked by JK and assist in various Jenn Kellon movements,raids,events. Lets see MR raid us again now that we are nearly finished.

    don't try to bad mouth something because it kicks ass.

    http://bayimg.com/image/eadgmaacb.jpg

  13. Post #293
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    June 2008
    2,586 Posts
    WRONG. We were raided once while we were still building. We are liked by JK and assist in various Jenn Kellon movements,raids,events. Lets see MR raid us again now that we are nearly finished.

    don't try to bad mouth something because it kicks ass.

    http://bayimg.com/image/eadgmaacb.jpg
    My god. That's amazing.
    Okay, re-asking my question.
    Is there an FP settlement in Golden Valley? If so, where is it?

  14. Post #294
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    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    16,559 Posts
    Nope. I tried to start one but I got a total of three people and two of them vanished after a day. It failed after a week of me not giving a shit.

  15. Post #295
    That ninja if you learn the game you can try to start one but generally they fail because of lack of intrest or failure as a leader.

  16. Post #296
    Awesomefusion's Avatar
    January 2009
    56 Posts
    join capsalot its the only town left you can remotely call an 'fp town'

  17. Post #297
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    November 2006
    4,376 Posts
    Hate to say it but Cubeman is right, FP towns on GV fail. There was one months ago called Zion, but we all moved to JK-H... and then got kicked out of JK-H by Rolf's ass-backwards implementation method, a.k.a. he's fucking retarded, and now we're on Freedom. Of the original crew, only I and Superkickass are still around, and that doesn't count because we are RL friends. It's a shame Abel and Bobostno disappeared :/ Scooby too.

  18. Post #298
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    Milp's Avatar
    August 2005
    255 Posts
    join capsalot its the only town left you can remotely call an 'fp town'
    What about Prypjat? We actually have 6 members (not counting alts) of which 5 are active and are Fpers :P

  19. Post #299
    Prypjat is fuckin awesome.

    Also Walt is disbanding Communist Russia when he isnt the owner of the acutal deed. Computer left it on democracy so walt took over via votes which is stupid who the fuck voted for the nub so computer is going to be pissed 1g went to waste to some nub

  20. Post #300
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    Tosti's Avatar
    January 2005
    298 Posts
    Whenever I hear Prypjat, fences comes in to mind.

    The trauma.

  21. Post #301
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    Dennab
    October 2008
    7,562 Posts
    What about Prypjat? We actually have 6 members (not counting alts) of which 5 are active and are Fpers :P
    I'll join, where is it.

    Add mikeblahblah2 on steam if you wanna take it there.

  22. Post #302
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    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    16,559 Posts
    Daevon on Freedom Declared war on Abydos (Rude anti-social fuckers).

    So the Ginsu Defense Force being allied with Daevon is mobilizing, we've established a staging area, we've got two catapults, medical supplies, food and ammunition as well as all our armor and weapons.

    Ginsu will hold the line.

    Edited:

    They didn't accept the war, then their spirit guards attacked the leader of Daevon so we killed them. Now we're building a giant fence around their AoC. It's a Cold War now.

  23. Post #303
    Kabill's Avatar
    January 2005
    25 Posts
    have fun getting banned

  24. Post #304
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    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    16,559 Posts
    War is legal on Freedom as long as both sides accept. They didn't accept. They want to build a wall around their AoC and even aiding in the construction. The spirit guards attacked him, killing them was self defense. It's all nice and legal, we reviewed the rules beforehand.

  25. Post #305
    Bael's Avatar
    August 2005
    58 Posts
    unfortunately the rules have a habit of spontaneously altering themselves
    Reply With Quote Edit / Delete Reply United Kingdom Show Events Funny Funny x 1 (list)

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  27. Post #307
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    November 2006
    4,376 Posts
    War is legal on Freedom as long as both sides accept. They didn't accept. They want to build a wall around their AoC and even aiding in the construction. The spirit guards attacked him, killing them was self defense. It's all nice and legal, we reviewed the rules beforehand.
    Yeah, tread the line very carefully, mods in Wurm are pretty lame in a sort of "LOLOLOL BAN FIRST FORGET THE QUESTIONS LOLOLOL" kind of way. The only mod I've dealt with so far that I liked was Enki, but he spends most of her time on GV.

  28. Post #308
    she? moar like he. Dream Master

  29. Post #309
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    September 2005
    2,399 Posts
    Enki <3

    Edited:

    Talkative fella.

    Helpful too.

    All fairplay.

    Edited:

    automerge combos

    Edited:

    Yo'll never be able to cccccombo break it.

  30. Post #310
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    Milp's Avatar
    August 2005
    255 Posts
    I'll join, where is it.

    Add mikeblahblah2 on steam if you wanna take it there.
    Added you.

  31. Post #311
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    Faunz's Avatar
    December 2007
    1,048 Posts
    So how shit is the game these days?

  32. Post #312
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    16,559 Posts
    I'm bored.

    As a result Fort Lemonwood has begun construction.

    The Fort will be 10x10 surrounded by Palisade gates. It will house an Armory, Barracks, Store Room, Garden, Stable, Archery Range and Parade Ground. As well as tiles to forage. It will be able to remain self sufficent for a month.

    I'm preparing for a war that'll never exist.

  33. Post #313
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    Milp's Avatar
    August 2005
    255 Posts
    I'm bored.

    As a result Fort Lemonwood has begun construction.

    The Fort will be 10x10 surrounded by Palisade gates. It will house an Armory, Barracks, Store Room, Garden, Stable, Archery Range and Parade Ground. As well as tiles to forage. It will be able to remain self sufficent for a month.

    I'm preparing for a war that'll never exist.
    You know that the chance to find anything by foraging/botting on tiles on a deed is almost non existant?

    In other words: It is more likely for a mushroom to grow on these tiles than that you will find something by botanizing/foraging on them.

    But forts are awesome anyways

    Protip: Make a fully reinforced Shelter-Cave under it to be prepared even for nuclear holocausts!


  34. Post #314
    Stalk's Avatar
    April 2007
    871 Posts
    I suck at being mayor... i hate it.
    I rather go in northern woods live alone.
    Just like in real life then? ;D

  35. Post #315
    StormHammer's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,292 Posts
    I hate how all these new servers are popping up, I still got my old acc on I dont know which server. >_<

  36. Post #316
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    cheezey's Avatar
    February 2009
    1,948 Posts
    Wurm needs a pvp server withoud kingdoms so when a stable goverments start to excist i and a few volunteers could make a communist rebellion, like the FARC or something.

  37. Post #317
    wurm needs to be fixed like an animal

  38. Post #318
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    16,559 Posts
    You know that the chance to find anything by foraging/botting on tiles on a deed is almost non existant?

    In other words: It is more likely for a mushroom to grow on these tiles than that you will find something by botanizing/foraging on them.

    But forts are awesome anyways

    Protip: Make a fully reinforced Shelter-Cave under it to be prepared even for nuclear holocausts!
    Well, the grass tiles were never intended. There is a one tile no-build zone along the inside of the fences since buildings can't be made against them. So I figured, hey, grass is there, it's a feature!

    Edited:

    If you really want to know what I'm preparing for, I'm preparing for the Wurm Millenium.

  39. Post #319
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    June 2008
    1,355 Posts
    Sorry about the Communist Russia stuff Cubeman. We left and started playing other stuff, we decided that while the terraforming and building in Wurm is good fun, the actual politics and combat is pretty boring. Before we shut down we recruited handfuls of selected nub troublemakers which we were going to use, but after CR leadership quite Wurm, CR was left in their control.

    Good luck with CAPSALOT though mate.

    Edited:

    I think I am going to try Mortal Online and see if that has what I am looking for.

    Edited:

    Right now most of the CR leadership is in the 386th, a Facepunch Arma 2 clan.

  40. Post #320
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    FlakAttack's Avatar
    November 2006
    4,376 Posts
    lol, my buddy Superkickass was trading with a guy. He asks "Hey, I'll trade you this young horse for some 60ql ore." The guy responds with:
    "wants to you not you to have they"

    lolwut