1. Post #1
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    Person557's Avatar
    August 2006
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    I'm sure you've already seen more than your fair share of terrible adventures but i'll do my best to make this one more interesting than the others out there.

    Rules:

    No sexual choices, then again, an automaton wouldn't even have genitals.

    This is a semi serious adventure, you can do one or two silly things, but don't go overboard

    Later on in the adventure, you may pm me with a secondary character if you wish for one to be put into the story

    Suggestion with the most agrees wins




    Alright, let's begin!


    You find yourself in the middle of a busy street in the rain. It seems you're lost again. You never were very good with remembering things. In fact, you seemed to have blanked out and forgotten your name. You silly automaton!

    What is your name?

  2. Post #2
    Lord Hypnos's Avatar
    August 2008
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    Obama

  3. Post #3
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    AwpersAreBad's Avatar
    January 2008
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    Lord Hypnos

  4. Post #4
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    xamllew's Avatar
    November 2005
    3,838 Posts
    Gabriel.

  5. Post #5
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    Person557's Avatar
    August 2006
    403 Posts
    Oh, of course, you remember now, it's


    "Gabriel..."


    What shall you do now?

    Yes he has a home, but every other place can be made up and named by any of you

  6. Post #6
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    Hikaru's Avatar
    July 2006
    931 Posts
    I sense potential...

    Go inside, it's raining.

  7. Post #7
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    nicatronTg's Avatar
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    E: Go to a body shop, for oil.

  8. Post #8
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    aznz888's Avatar
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    go back to your lovely home located on Rusty Gear street

  9. Post #9
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    July 2006
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    You are depressed because your People have been oppressed for so long. Stay in the rain in protest to the weather of Man. You fear neither rust nor thunder.

  10. Post #10
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    ^ This.

  11. Post #11
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    August 2006
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    Well, Hikaru agreed with Lankist so he's tied with aznz, but I already drew Lankist's suggestion, so sorry


    You throw down your umbrella, take off your hood, and let the rain fall.


    A soldier notices you and walks over.
    "Hey, what's going on here, get a move on, and put your hood back on, nobody here wants to see that."

  12. Post #12
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    Hikaru's Avatar
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    Kill the soldier in style.

  13. Post #13
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    Kill the soldier in extra style.

  14. Post #14
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    November 2006
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    Say "See what" and then poke his eyes out and walk away.

  15. Post #15
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    Do something non-retarded. Silly people, don't kill him with style. Kill him with... THE POWER OF :DANCE:!!!

    Just kidding. Punch/intimidate him but don't kill him.

    Then go home.

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    Lankist's Avatar
    July 2006
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    Obey the Three Laws resentfully and let your superior mind create its own inner world in which you can decimate the guard's face without arising suspicions and risking another format.

  17. Post #17
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    Looks like kill with extra style wins


    "Hey, wait a second, aren't you-"




    Pretty styling if, I do say so myself


    I recommend you back to your house for now

  18. Post #18
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    Yes I agree.

  19. Post #19
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    Alright, at the house there will be a second automaton who will serve as your engineer of a sort. Giving you upgrades and new weapons over time. I'll allow you guys to design him if you wish. Send me a pm with his name and a drawing of him and i'll pick the best one to be him.

    Edited:

    I have only received one so far, so if anyone else is currently making one, please say so or I will use the one I got.

  20. Post #20
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    July 2009
    472 Posts
    Though these never last more than a few panels (usually) I do have a rough suggestion.

    http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3676/roughsuggestion.png (of course much better drawn, this was a slap job)

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    "Clark, i'm home."


    "Ah, Gabriel, I do hope you haven't gotten yourself into too much trouble."


    "Nothing I couldn't handle, I assure you."

    "Well, that's good to hear, I have enough scrap for an upgrade if you wish."

  23. Post #23
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    Hashmere's Avatar
    November 2006
    901 Posts
    Install one of these (or two).


  24. Post #24
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    Install an arm-mounted shark launcher

  25. Post #25
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    August 2006
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    "You don't suppose I could get an arm mounted shark launcher?"

    "You really serious about that?"

    "I don't joke around."

    "Well, I can't do real sharks, but will mechanical ones work?"

    "That'll do for now"

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    April 2007
    520 Posts
    Equip the launcher

  27. Post #27
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    Hashmere's Avatar
    November 2006
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    I think it's time to kill all humans. Go get the corpse of the guard you killed and have Clark fashion a flesh coat disguise out of it. It's time we brought down these meatbags from the inside.

  28. Post #28
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    After it is installed go outside and climb the empire state building

  29. Post #29
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    July 2006
    134 Posts
    Test the launcher on the neighbors house.

  30. Post #30
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    You decide to go out and test this new weapon. You aim at the house in front of you, take aim, and...








    You quite enjoy this new weapon.

  31. Post #31
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    July 2009
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    So it blew up? :D

  32. Post #32
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    August 2006
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    Yes it did

  33. Post #33
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    If I tried to draw anything close to that it would look like a piece of shit...

    Edited:



    Here's my god-awful attempt at your auto-maton face...

  34. Post #34
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    Neighbors gon' get pissed.

  35. Post #35
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    June 2005
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    Go to a bar find a girl say "Hi" then shoot one of those at her face.
    And make sure it explodes.
    Vigorously

  36. Post #36
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    August 2006
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    Well what would everyone think of rising a small resistance group of automatons?

    And what do you guys think of being able to add your characters in?

  37. Post #37
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    You decide to go out and test this new weapon. You aim at the house in front of you, take aim, and...








    You quite enjoy this new weapon.
    That's fuck-awesome enough for me, I now love this thread and arm mounted mechanical shark launchers.

  38. Post #38
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    866 Posts
    Well what would everyone think of rising a small resistance group of automatons?

    And what do you guys think of being able to add your characters in?
    Cult Of the arm mounted mechanical shark launcher?

    also you should scout the local bar for other people to join the resistance movement.


    p.s you just gave me an idea for a short story.

  39. Post #39
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    November 2006
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    Find your neighbor and tell them that the humans did this.

  40. Post #40
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    August 2006
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    You know, I know I don't update this too often, so would anyone here be interested in being a secondary drawer?