1. Post #41
    -test-'s Avatar
    July 2009
    54 Posts
    Wow. Imagine how many animals die from stuff like this. Getting stuck in our waste.
    That's a sad story.
    Your avatar fits perfectly.

  2. Post #42
    I remember when titles used to mean something, now you can get one for a dollar, this all used to be fields, get off my lawn damn kids etc.
    evlbzltyr's Avatar
    May 2006
    6,333 Posts
    What a jarring experience.

  3. Post #43
    -test-'s Avatar
    July 2009
    54 Posts
    What a jarring experience.
    What.

  4. Post #44
    dzonint's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,792 Posts
    -test- is officially spammer now.
    It's funny how i saw January 2009 with over 1000 posts,while i barely have 400
    Guess i'm lurker :ninja:

  5. Post #45
    Gold Member
    Kendra's Avatar
    November 2008
    7,209 Posts
    If he was submerged in the water, the O2 would like uhm... go away quickly.

  6. Post #46
    Pandar Ryzon's Avatar
    October 2008
    59 Posts
    -test- is officially spammer now.
    It's funny how i saw January 2009 with over 1000 posts,while i barely have 400
    Guess i'm lurker :ninja:
    230 since October of 08.

    Bitch what what.

  7. Post #47
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    Kingy_who's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,424 Posts
    I thought this was about bear grills at first, yeah in a hotel room.

  8. Post #48
    Pandar Ryzon's Avatar
    October 2008
    59 Posts
    You know, if that bear could talk, I bet his words would have sounded jarbled. (spelling things wrong counts as a pun too. right? right?)

  9. Post #49
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    RayvenQ's Avatar
    December 2004
    9,623 Posts
    You're setting a terrible example.

    Bad moderator!
    Considering they aren't bannable anymore...at least i didn't add that Austin Powers image.

  10. Post #50
    He got his head stuck in a jar.



    But yes, smarter than the average animal. Wouldn't want to be the man that got him out.

    (User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))

  11. Post #51
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    Penguin-Man's Avatar
    June 2008
    2,365 Posts
    title made me lol

  12. Post #52
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    sltungle's Avatar
    December 2007
    6,727 Posts
    You'd be surprised. Even cheap plastics can take quite a beating.
    Wouldn't a plastic one be HARDER To get off? I'd rather have a glass jar stuck around my head than a plastic one. At least you can smash glass (even if you lack opposable thumbs). No such luxury exists for plastic... unless you happen to have access to liquid nitrogen... and even then, that probably wouldn't end well.

  13. Post #53
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    Kendra's Avatar
    November 2008
    7,209 Posts
    Wouldn't a plastic one be HARDER To get off? I'd rather have a glass jar stuck around my head than a plastic one. At least you can smash plastic (even if you lack opposable thumbs). No such luxury exists for plastic... unless you happen to have access to liquid nitrogen... and even then, that probably wouldn't end well.
    :)

  14. Post #54
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    sltungle's Avatar
    December 2007
    6,727 Posts
    :(

    It's late. I'm about to go to bed, man. Cut me some slack.

  15. Post #55
    Gold Member
    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
    16,736 Posts
    One bear one jar?

  16. Post #56
    Uprising901's Avatar
    June 2007
    214 Posts
    230 since October of 08.

    Bitch what what.
    Oh hi.

  17. Post #57
    Gold Member
    HubmaN's Avatar
    July 2007
    6,267 Posts
    Now that's an intelligent bear.

  18. Post #58
    cosmeticplague's Avatar
    April 2009
    446 Posts

    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!

  19. Post #59
    Gold Member

    November 2005
    11,757 Posts
    Muzzle.

  20. Post #60
    CombineGuru's Avatar
    June 2009
    3,644 Posts
    ow

  21. Post #61
    Redcow's Avatar
    August 2006
    355 Posts
    Tickle my pickle and I'll give you a nickel.

  22. Post #62
    Gold Member

    November 2005
    11,757 Posts
    Tickle my pickle and I'll give you a nickel.
    Prostitution is illegal on Facepunch.

  23. Post #63
    Gold Member
    RayvenQ's Avatar
    December 2004
    9,623 Posts
    Prostitution is illegal on Facepunch.
    Only if you're ugly and underage, which, to be fair constitutes about 99.7 of the forum population.

  24. Post #64
    Gold Member

    November 2005
    11,757 Posts
    Only if you're ugly and underage, which, to be fair constitutes about 99.7 of the forum population.
    What about if you only fit into one of those catagories?

  25. Post #65
    Craptaskeet's Avatar
    July 2009
    662 Posts
    Sounds like this case is sealed.

  26. Post #66
    Gold Member
    RayvenQ's Avatar
    December 2004
    9,623 Posts
    What about if you only fit into one of those catagories?
    I said AND not OR, so logically you'd have to fit into neither to qualify.

  27. Post #67
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    SenorJose's Avatar
    December 2007
    825 Posts
    1bear1jar

    Edited:

    ninja'd yet again.

  28. Post #68
    PhoenixRSA's Avatar
    August 2008
    845 Posts
    When I read the title I thought he had a small jar glued to his head.

  29. Post #69
    sam2d2's Avatar
    June 2008
    1,078 Posts
    man 4 weeks, that must've been unbearable.
    They should put the jar back on just to see if the theory about the water was right.

  30. Post #70
    Jmax's Avatar
    February 2008
    395 Posts
    That is a gigantic fucking pickle jar

  31. Post #71
    Gold Member
    POLOPOZOZO's Avatar
    May 2006
    14,997 Posts
    I don't think that's a pickle jar, it looks more like a plastic cheese puff barrel.

  32. Post #72
    Adventbishop's Avatar
    July 2008
    565 Posts
    Cue someone posting Stephen Colbet gif (Hes ascared of bears)

  33. Post #73
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    AntorkaDelta's Avatar
    May 2008
    1,681 Posts
    I expected a bear with a pickle jar sitting on top of it's head.


    I was somewhat disappointed :saddowns:

  34. Post #74
    Gold Member

    November 2005
    11,757 Posts
    I expected a bear with a pickle jar sitting on top of it's head.


    I was somewhat disappointed :saddowns:


    Happy?

  35. Post #75
    Craptaskeet's Avatar
    July 2009
    662 Posts
    You could say that his escape was subrine!