ver since the beggining of time, man has been trying to show his indiscussable superiority in a simple, efficient and elegant way. And now, we got the power to finish the job.


That's right, ladies and gentlemen, as Valve has brought 18 brand new hats to its fine game, Team Fortress 2 in the most recent update, showing that you are better than anyone else is easier than ever!


But these hats are not for anyone. It hasn't been confirmed, but everyone knows that Valve selects only the finest gentlemen to recieve hats in random moments. Hats are a privilege that your average joe can't have, and thinking about this I have created a group, but not just any group, this is a group that accepts only people that appreciate hats as social status symbols and wearing them an art.

If you join, but have no hats, you will be recieved as a foolish simpleton.

To join, simply click here, and you will be accepted as long as you have at least a hat. Entering this group will prove you as a man of class to anyone that steps in your way.

You do not need to use the tag, as we are hat wearing gentlemen not some barbaric clan, and we must act as such. This group is exclusively to show that you have one or various hats and therefore are supperior as a man of class, someone not to be messed up with. That is all this group is for.

Below are the links to two of the finest hat customizing shoppes, both constantly updated.
FPSBanana
Daimo's Mod emporium

That is all.

Attention

Can we join if we have one of the original hats?

You just need a hat.

I have batter's helmet, I am far superior than the non-hatted masses.

I love fancy hats, but this football helmet just won't do!

Who needs hats when you got hair man.

Fuck, luck just isn't fair.

I have soldier's stash!

So new hats are out, does this mean better chances?

Not really.

I laughed at the evolution picture

I have the Fancy Fedora, I laugh in the face of those who do not have a hat like I do!

I have a soldier's stash, trophy belt, and football helmet. I am far superior.

All I have is the beanie

I have the batter's helmet, Demo's fro, Fancy Fedora, and Mining Light. I am far superior.

Is Afro counting as a hat?

I have two hats. I think I shall join.

I've joined the group and added you, under the name Sergal. :x

I shall join.

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I'll be back.

With a hat.

I am hatless, and therefore unworthy of basic necessities. Spit on me lest I muster the self appreciation to acquire my own hat.

I have but a Batter's Helmet... Good thing Daimao has all those replacements.
Count me in.

I have a Soldier's Stash and a Mr. Bison's Officer's hat.
I, good sir, am in.

As long as you have unlockable headwear you can enter.

I have Soldier's Stash.

I'd like to see your fancy fedora try and beat that.

I have joined as well.

Did they up the drop rates? I've had at least 200 hours of playtime since the updates and have yet to get one :/

I've noticed an increase in random drops, but maybe it was just luck for the people that got them (They weren't hat anyways).

As the first picture was progressively loading I could've sworn it was going to be royzo.

I will join this fine club of gentlemen, for I have a hat suitable for protecting my gray matter in the barbaric American sport called "Football".

i'm in, i got the fancy fedora.

I have two fedoras. I'm in.

1.5% chance. I've been playing/idling since hats were released and I still don't have one.

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I'm still trying to get that damn Fedora

I SHALL JOIN! I just got the camera beard.

I has medic hat and sniper hat skinned as mini jarate.

I have medic, demo and spy hat.

I shall be sure to have a chat with you Gentlemen in the morning.
Possibly a Display to prove our New hats!

I have maney hats also but did not bringe them.

WRONG

0.05% chance actually. was like that before and it didn't change