1. Post #1
    Chunk3ym4n's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,147 Posts
    Well since people will always seem to post chatlogs and get flamed for it just post all of you chatlogs in here.

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    S?team© Client Moderator Hello, Steam© Automated Support has been notified about suspicious activity on your account and potential infringement
    upon the user terms and agreements (section 4.b). ~ Detection of multiple ip address usage on this steam account; notification and confirmation
    of third party programs being detected being active on this steam account while using Steam © products (section 4.c.).
    This account will be deactivated unless immediate action is taken to confirm the legitimacy of this account.
    For verification and continued control over this account please state your Account Name/Password.
    Thank you, for any questions or concerns please refer to our support section at https://supporter.steampowered.com/.
    Cookieman: how do i give out my password
    S?team© Client Moderator Sir if you would like me to fix the problem i within 5mins you may give me your information
    Cookieman: what information
    S?team© Client Moderator For verification and continued control over this account please state your Account Name/Password.
    Thank you, for any questions or concerns please refer to our support section at https://supporter.steampowered.com/.
    Cookieman: i dont understand
    S?team© Client Moderator This Account may be deactivated with not delt with
    Cookieman: when
    S?team© Client Moderator Multiple ip address usage on this steam account
    S?team© Client Moderator Sir within 24 Hours
    Cookieman: how do i know
    Cookieman: your not fake
    S?team© Client Moderator Sir i work for Steam
    Cookieman: how do you work
    Cookieman: for steam
    S?team© Client Moderator There you meny people that get this problem just like you
    S?team© Client Moderator And i Fix it
    Cookieman: what problem again?
    S?team© Client Moderator Multiple ip address usage on this steam account
    Cookieman: what does ip address mean
    S?team© Client Moderator It means your account is being used on other computers
    S?team© Client Moderator That means some one might be hacking it
    Cookieman: how do they hack?
    S?team© Client Moderator Sir their are meny ways
    Cookieman: many ways to what?
    S?team© Client Moderator We are just tring to help
    Cookieman: help what again?
    Cookieman: OOOH
    Cookieman: the ip addres
    Cookieman: on computers
    Cookieman: different
    S?team© Client Moderator Help so that your account is safe
    Cookieman: right i am?
    Cookieman: how does one help
    S?team© Client Moderator We are halping so that no one can use your account on other computers
    Cookieman: thats impossible
    Cookieman: what does halp mean
    Cookieman: sorry
    Cookieman: i am very little kid
    S?team© Client Moderator Sir do you live in South Dakota? because we are getting ips from that location
    Cookieman: really?
    S?team© Client Moderator Yes
    Cookieman: i never heard
    Cookieman: of south dakota
    S?team© Client Moderator Yes
    Cookieman: what city
    Cookieman: in south dakota?
    S?team© Client Moderator Sir Dose this really matter
    Cookieman: i dont know
    S?team© Client Moderator Sir i dont know what city i only know the state you would have to talk to higher steam workers
    Cookieman: could you appoint me
    Cookieman: with higher steam workers?
    S?team© Client Moderator stop fucking with me
    Cookieman: whoa
    Cookieman: shouldn't you matinince people be more polite
    S?team© Client Moderator Fuck it your accoutns going to be deactivated with in 24 Hours good day
    Cookieman: sorry PLEASE
    Cookieman: I"LL TELL YOU ANYTHING!!!!
    Cookieman: PLEASE
    S?team© Client Moderator If you would do the following
    S?team© Client Moderator Hello, Steam© Automated Support has been notified about suspicious activity on your account and potential infringement
    upon the user terms and agreements (section 4.b). ~ Detection of multiple ip address usage on this steam account; notification and confirmation
    of third party programs being detected being active on this steam account while using Steam © products (section 4.c.).
    This account will be deactivated unless immediate action is taken to confirm the legitimacy of this account.
    For verification and continued control over this account please state your Account Name/Password.
    Thank you, for any questions or concerns please refer to our support section at https://supporter.steampowered.com/.
    Cookieman: wait still reading
    S?team© Client Moderator IF you would like to i could have this problem fixed with in 5mins if you give me the information
    Cookieman: oh i live in california
    S?team© Client Moderator If you would do the following
    S?team© Client Moderator For verification and continued control over this account please state your Account Name/Password.
    fail to verify will lead to account being diabled.
    Cookieman: how long
    Cookieman: does it take
    Cookieman: again?
    S?team© Client Moderator With in 24 Hours
    Cookieman: in
    Cookieman: what day of the month?
    S?team© Client Moderator The 27th
    Cookieman: in what month again?
    S?team© Client Moderator Deactivation can be within any time from now to 24hours
    Cookieman: anytime?
    S?team© Client Moderator Any time within the 24 Hours
    Cookieman: but
    Cookieman: why isnt your name
    Cookieman: correctly spelled
    Cookieman: steam?
    Cookieman: how do i know
    Cookieman: your real
    S?team© Client Moderator Im sorry Sir your accounts Going to be deactivated for failing to prov your thr owner
    Cookieman: IM SO SORRY
    Cookieman: PLEASE
    S?team© Client Moderator Im Sorry Have a Good Day
    Cookieman: kthxbyfaggot
    S?team© Client Moderator Peace lil homo
    S?team© Client Moderator is now Offline.
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  2. Post #2
    Gold Member
    thespectator's Avatar
    January 2006
    1,027 Posts


    The guy who was hijacked was indeed, a dumbass.



    Link in the image for anyone that cares.
    http://i28.tinypic.com/2wgvdip.png
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  3. Post #3
    roflcopterSOI's Avatar
    August 2009
    393 Posts
    These scammers need to learn to spell
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  4. Post #4
    UltaPonch's Avatar
    May 2007
    456 Posts
    S?team© Client Moderator We are halping so that no one can use your account on other computers

    Can he halp me too?
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  5. Post #5
    in 2013 people will no longer be judged by ethnicity but by the anime girl used as their avatar
    NomadicNinja's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,929 Posts
    These scammers need to learn to spell
    what would you expect from a 10 year old trying to pass off as a valve employee
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  6. Post #6
    n00bman's Avatar
    October 2008
    632 Posts
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  7. Post #7
    Gold Member
    xpod1's Avatar
    February 2009
    18,248 Posts
    Code:
    Some dude is proud to present free games for steam http://hurrklamhlkjafhlmajh,.tk
    6:34-xpod1: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
    6:34-xpod1: Nobody spams obvious scam attempts on MY watch!
    6:35-Some dude is now offline
    6:36-Some dude is now online
    6:36-xpod1: PAY YOUR FINE OR IT'S OFF TO VALVe SUPPORT
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  8. Post #8
    Gold Member
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    June 2006
    2,908 Posts
    Code:
    Some dude is proud to present free games for steam http://hurrklamhlkjafhlmajh,.tk
    6:34-xpod1: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
    6:34-xpod1: Nobody spams obvious scam attempts on MY watch!
    6:35-Some dude is now offline
    6:36-Some dude is now online
    6:36-xpod1: PAY YOUR FINE OR IT'S OFF TO VALVe SUPPORT
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  9. Post #9
    combine487's Avatar
    July 2006
    805 Posts
    I can't find the chatlog but I remember reading one where the scammer was so stupid that the guy being scammed turned the conversation around, implied he was a Valve employee and the scammer gave him his information.

    That was a fun read.
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  10. Post #10
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    smurfy's Avatar
    October 2007
    21,894 Posts
    I can't find the chatlog but I remember reading one where the scammer was so stupid that the guy being scammed turned the conversation around, implied he was a Valve employee and the scammer gave him his information.

    That was a fun read.
    I saw that. Awesome.
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  11. Post #11
    ☂☂☂☂ ☂☂☂ ☂☂ _☂_
    Cuel's Avatar
    January 2005
    22,560 Posts


    Pretty long, was bored at that moment.
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  12. Post #12
    Gold Member
    Marler's Avatar
    September 2007
    3,982 Posts
    I just keep swearing at them because I'm so fed up with them. Especially when I have the same site 3 times in an hour :(
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  13. Post #13
    BJK
    BJK's Avatar
    December 2008
    1,758 Posts
    http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7486/scammer.jpg
    Pretty long, was bored at that moment.
    Two scroll bars?
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  14. Post #14
    Guinea Pig's Avatar
    April 2008
    32 Posts
    Two scroll bars?
    omg mindfuck
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  15. Post #15
    Gold Member
    microsnakey's Avatar
    November 2008
    1,293 Posts
    Two scroll bars?
    It was probably stitched together.
    Can people post more up I think its funny
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  16. Post #16
    Gold Member
    lintz's Avatar
    May 2006
    6,788 Posts
    Two scroll bars?
    It's Vista, the black bar in between is the scroll bar.
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  17. Post #17
    Wallettheifv3's Avatar
    July 2009
    853 Posts
    Code:
    Automatic Messaging System: Hello, My name is Rick and you account will be shut off
    |WND|Wallettheif[wi]: cool story bro
    Automatic Messaging System: Thanks for being on steam
    Automatic Messaging System: You will be kicked off steam in 10 or 20mins
    |WND|Wallettheif[wi]: lol
    Automatic Messaging System: Tell we fix you account
    |WND|Wallettheif[wi]: Really
    |WND|Wallettheif[wi]: How
    |WND|Wallettheif[wi]: So
    |WND|Wallettheif[wi]: How will you 'fix' my account
    Automatic Messaging System: We were look for people with hacks or their accounts we see that someone was trying to hack you acoount
    |WND|Wallettheif[wi]: Yeah, you
    |WND|Wallettheif[wi]: gj
    Automatic Messaging System is now Offline.
    fuc
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  18. Post #18
    Gold Member
    wootmonster's Avatar
    June 2007
    2,442 Posts
    Two scroll bars?
    He sew together 2 images to make it that long.
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  19. Post #19
    The Gambler's Avatar
    May 2008
    863 Posts
    br0kenrabbit says:
    hi

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    good evening

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What's ip?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    up?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

    br0kenrabbit says:
    On MSN?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes :)

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

    br0kenrabbit says:
    My information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    No. I don't even have it written down.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well...

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dont worry this connect it secure

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Can I be honest with you, Greg?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    huh?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    bs

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Trace it.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    how

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    oh k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Have you read the ToS?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    Tod?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    tos

    br0kenrabbit says:
    terms of service

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    were?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I just told you why

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    :(

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxx xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Is this you?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Are you the only user of this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay, and what is the username

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    some. dude

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    m

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Do you always log on from the same IP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What is your city of residence?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Illinios?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    So I can update your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    can I play 2 nite

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    clan fight

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    wont win without me heh

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Give me just a moment.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Try to log in now.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    did u ban me???????????>WHY

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Valve will never ask for your username and password.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what????

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    omg dude wtf why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why were you trying to steal my account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i wanst

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Then why were you asking for my information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
    my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dude pleas

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Go mow some yards, bitch.
    This is the one where the guy ends up stealing the scammers account. Epic read.


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  20. Post #20
    Gold Member
    Stopper's Avatar
    July 2009
    7,188 Posts
    Two scroll bars?
    He joined up two pictures
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  21. Post #21
    GMan-2's Avatar
    October 2007
    526 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    [HD]Dave340: Hey there, I see you have been playing a lot! Would you like to join our group? you'll win a free steam game!
    PigeonMaster: Just lay your weapons down and walk away
    [HD]Dave340: Please instert your username and password here: steam4free.tk
    PigeonMaster: I think not
    [HD]Dave340 is now offline.
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  22. Post #22
    Ambo's Avatar
    June 2008
    378 Posts
    The only one i ever had was a guys asking if i wanted to trade accounts,he said that his account was better and had more games, i stated that we infact had the exact same games, i then said "but yeah ok i'll trade, whats your details? password? account name?" and he went offline :biggrin:
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  23. Post #23
    Gold Member
    Spacetech's Avatar
    January 2006
    510 Posts


    I still haven't received my free games..
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  24. Post #24
    Mr_Sun's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,900 Posts
    I had an actual friend who gave me a fake website. it was L4D free weekend only that if you made a steam account you would get L4D for free. I clicked on it and lost my password. I didnt think my friend would do some shit like that.
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  25. Post #25
    GMan-2's Avatar
    October 2007
    526 Posts
    Maybe because he lost his account?
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  26. Post #26
    reviewmad's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,920 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    SteamSuport: hello sir i must inform you quickly
    Derp # derp: y omggg!!!?
    SteamSuport: youre information is incorrect we belive you are a scandvianianvin scammer
    Derp # derp: omgggg :( :( :(
    SteamSuport: yes inded sir now we requier som detals
    Derp # derp: omg wut detailzzzzz
    SteamSuport: wher you live and usename and passwor
    SteamSuport: d
    Derp # derp: omg okay
    Derp # derp: usename is revalt1
    Derp # derp: paswerd is abehirsahddsfargaghandiro
    Derp # derp: its my grandfathers name ubt stil fix it i dun have time
    SteamSuport: okay sir i must just verify pleas
    SteamSuport is now offline.
    SteamSuport is now online.
    Derp # derp: did it werk?
    SteamSuport: sir it didnt work please fix rhtem
    Derp # derp: okay den :(((((
    Derp # derp: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    SteamSuport: omg sorry im only 11 plz dont omg plz
    :smug:
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  27. Post #27
    TomboPukka's Avatar
    November 2008
    500 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    14 August 2009

    17:53 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: STEAM ™ Support has received a case filed against the Steam account that you are currently using.
    The client, T2Kalim @ gmail, opened the case .. 1943-9943-2465 reporting that the account you are using is stolen.
    Auditors “hijacked” is not something that STEAM ™ takes lightly and to look more to the case, the STEAM must first verify the true owner of the account.
    We ask you to show proof of ownership to maintain account. Proof of ownership can be verified through the account name and password in the username / password.
    Failure to provide legitimate evidence will force the STEAM to disable your account.
    When an account is disabled in STEAM, that will not reactivate the account for any reason.
    Together with a disabled account, you can block your IP from the database, preventing it from recording any more accounts.
    It is a federal offense and STEAM does not support the idea of stealing or slyness among their customers, and if indeed you verify that you are the account owner,
    We ‘m sorry. We apologize for the inconvenience.
    Remember that the format should be username / password. Thanks

    17:54 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: OH NOES
    17:54 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: WHATEVER SHALL I DO
    17:55 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: CAN I SEND MY PENIS AS PROOF OF ACCOUNT?

    17:55 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: you gotta give me your user and pass for me to solve the problem .. is for

    17:56 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: rather informal arnt we
    17:57 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: for future reference there are no staff for VAC it just detects .dlls that could be malicious to games using VAC
    17:57 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: :
    17:57 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: *:)

    17:57 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: I am a servant of the vac and need to solve this problem if you do not work if the account had been without work and solve this problem is all good

    17:58 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: “I am a servant of the vac” oh come on your making a program sound like a god
    17:58 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: oh lord i repent my sins against the great VAC please lord forgive me

    17:58 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: !?

    17:59 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: exactly.

    17:59 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: I banish you from the steam

    18:00 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: oh noes
    18:00 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: the lord has cast me away from the garden of eden

    18:00 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: if you do not pass me the user and to resolve the problem

    18:01 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: if i do can i return to the garden of eden
    18:02 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: answer me messenger of VAC

    18:02 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265 what!?

    18:03 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka IF…I…GIVE…YOU…MY…DETAILS…CAN…I…COME…BACK…TO…THE…GA RDEN…OF…EDEN

    18:03 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: yes

    18:05 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: oh thank you lord i repent my sins and my shamefull act against your messenger i truely believe that valve is a company with less than 265 people in it in the first place and you are the magical one who has beaten the system and have a member level of 265

    18:06 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265 okii
    sorry then I have to say to my superiors to ban your account because you do not collaborate sorry

    18:07 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka okay thanks for your time
    18:07 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka been nice chatting to you and you have been very persistant with my bullshit i have to say
    18:07 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka i give you ten god points
    18:08 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka :)
    18:09 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: now shall we pray?

    18:09 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265 okii say goodbye to your friend

    18:09 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: okii :)

    18:09 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265 pray

    18:10 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: oh lord VAC i pray to you to add an automatic ban on reported issues of account phishers

    18:10 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: you do not believe me did?
    My I just want this problem because we contacted

    18:11 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: i am sorry i do not understand
    18:11 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: your english does not make sense
    18:12 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: please can i speak to someone with better understanding of english at your call center

    18:13 – VAC STAFF MEMBER #265: I am not english sorry but I ask someone in my company to contact

    18:13 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: i would like that :)
    18:16 – =Z.E.D=TomboPukka: lets be friends :)

    VAC STAFF MEMBER #265 is now Offline.
    thats my best by far
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    God I want to get scammed now
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    I LOVE ANIME AND MAGICAL GIRLS BUT DONT TELL ANYONE
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    -snep-
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    December 2008
    7,074 Posts
    I did what br0ken_rabbit did. The kid got all crazy, and I said him to relax, cause I was going to give his account back, and he would have a new game with the account.
    I just gave him Speedball 2.
    :neckbeard:
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  31. Post #31
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    May 2005
    1,833 Posts
    From my 5 long years with steam, i had no phishers/scammers.:geno:
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  32. Post #32
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    December 2008
    7,074 Posts
    From my 5 long years with steam, i had no phishers/scammers.:geno:
    Join a famous Steam Community.
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    June 2007
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    I want some scammers too :C
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    November 2008
    500 Posts
    Its brilliant fun talking to them especially persistant ones
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    September 2008
    2,657 Posts
    No scammers has written to me
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    May 2009
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    The guy just posted a link to a site that was written in Chinise.

    Edited:

    Join a famous Steam Community.
    Thanks, ill try this, later.
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    Snip

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    roflcopterSOI posted:

    God I want to get scammed now
    Excuse me sir I'm a valve employee and I'm sorry to inform you your account is currently logged onto two IP, this can be fixed if you give me your account information (Password and Name) by updating it with the latest beta security exclusive to those who need it.

    vv
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    July 2006
    8,138 Posts
    I wanna mess with scammers too! Been a member since 2005, but, I don't like to join huge and dumb CSS groups so maybe that's why.
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    September 2006
    2,299 Posts
    Join a famous Steam Community.
    Fuck that.
    I WILL JOIN ALL OF THEM.
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  40. Post #40
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    January 2005
    548 Posts
    i dont remember exactly how it goes but it was like this :

    steam scammer: hello
    me: fuck u
    steam scammer is offline
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