1. Post #361
    Is, in fact, a real hedgehog.
    Ezhik's Avatar
    April 2009
    14,583 Posts
    I want scammers :(
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  2. Post #362
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    Oh, I see, so they sell them...
    .tk domains are free, that's why so many scammers use them.
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  3. Post #363
    Gold Member
    Magman77's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,317 Posts
    Do they even TRY anymore?


  4. Post #364
    Gold Member
    iPope's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,774 Posts
    The only scammer I ever got said "Sir, A Russian hacker is hacking peoples accounts, I need you to give me your password and username, thankyou". Obviosuly I said no but then he said, "Sir, please, he is russian!".

    Oh yeah, forgot if your russian your instantly more cyber dangerous.
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  5. Post #365
    xFreaKL's Avatar
    December 2009
    68 Posts
    The only scammer I ever got said "Sir, A Russian hacker is hacking peoples accounts, I need you to give me your password and username, thankyou". Obviosuly I said no but then he said, "Sir, please, he is russian!".

    Oh yeah, forgot if your russian your instantly more cyber dangerous.
    i lol'd for some reason.
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  6. Post #366
    NeoShinsei's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,461 Posts
    ^ So did i.

    So this guy had his display picture as the Steam logo, so at least this one was a little bit more sophisticated.

    Automatic Message Sender: Hello Mr/Mrs, my name is James Brookfield, i work in the IT Deparment of Steam.
    Automatic Message Sender: I have reason to beleive that people have been acesing your account from multiple IP Adresess.
    Automatic Message Sender: It says here in the datatabse that you're from Norway, am i correct?
    [FP] NeoShinsei: Erm, no i'm from the United Kingdom...
    Automatic Message Sender: Oh, well i see that this is problem we must also fix.
    Automatic Message Sender: Since there have been many update to Steam servers this weekend, the Steam Account database has had some problems. We beleive that there are 7 dijits in your Steam password, are we right with this?
    [FP] NeoShinsei: ((me playing along)) Yes you are correct, now what else do you need i want to play Left 4 Dead
    Automatic Message Sender: Oh noes, we wont be much longer, only about 10 minutes if we access your account now.
    [FP] NeoShinsei: Well you're not going to access my account.
    Automatic Message Sender: Well if you can please just give us your Steam account name and pasword then we can gain acess to your account and fix all the problem we have.
    [FP] NeoShinsei: Well, i dont think there is actually any problems.
    Automatic Message Sender: Sir, we have beleif that you have problems with your account, we must take your account from the Russia ((he said Norway before..?)) and fix our password problem.
    [FP] NeoShinsei: Erm, im a girl.
    Automatic Message Sender: Well thankyou for telling me but i have problems with your account.
    [FP] NeoShinsei: You called me Sir. I'm a girl.
    Automatic Message Sender: Automatien service ends here, thankyou for speaking but due to uncoperation you Steam account will become unactive in 48 hour.


    I left all the spelling mistakes in for shits 'n' giggles.
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  7. Post #367
    thisisnotanaccount's Avatar
    March 2009
    776 Posts
    ^ So did i.

    So this guy had his display picture as the Steam logo, so at least this one was a little bit more sophisticated.

    Automatic Message Sender: Hello Mr/Mrs, my name is James Brookfield, i work in the IT Deparment of Steam.
    Automatic Message Sender: I have reason to beleive that people have been acesing your account from multiple IP Adresess.
    Automatic Message Sender: It says here in the datatabse that you're from Norway, am i correct?
    [FP] NeoShinsei: Erm, no i'm from the United Kingdom...
    Automatic Message Sender: Oh, well i see that this is problem we must also fix.
    Automatic Message Sender: Since there have been many update to Steam servers this weekend, the Steam Account database has had some problems. We beleive that there are 7 dijits in your Steam password, are we right with this?
    [FP] NeoShinsei: ((me playing along)) Yes you are correct, now what else do you need i want to play Left 4 Dead
    Automatic Message Sender: Oh noes, we wont be much longer, only about 10 minutes if we access your account now.
    [FP] NeoShinsei: Well you're not going to access my account.
    Automatic Message Sender: Well if you can please just give us your Steam account name and pasword then we can gain acess to your account and fix all the problem we have.
    [FP] NeoShinsei: Well, i dont think there is actually any problems.
    Automatic Message Sender: Sir, we have beleif that you have problems with your account, we must take your account from the Russia ((he said Norway before..?)) and fix our password problem.
    [FP] NeoShinsei: Erm, im a girl.
    Automatic Message Sender: Well thankyou for telling me but i have problems with your account.
    [FP] NeoShinsei: You called me Sir. I'm a girl.
    Automatic Message Sender: Automatien service ends here, thankyou for speaking but due to uncoperation you Steam account will become unactive in 48 hour.


    I left all the spelling mistakes in for shits 'n' giggles.
    Jesus christ the scammers fail at spelling.
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  8. Post #368
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    This just in...

    12:18 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: its a new offer on steam for get a free game of Plants vs Zombies quickly its Limited for the first 100 players logged www.store-steampowerd.tk
    12:18 PM - [FH]TGP1994: !!!
    12:18 PM - [FH]TGP1994: OMG
    12:18 PM - [FH]TGP1994: GIMME
    12:18 PM - [FH]TGP1994: I WANT FREE GAMES!!!!
    12:18 PM - [FH]TGP1994: WHERE DOEZ 1 GETS IT?
    12:19 PM - [FH]TGP1994: D00D
    12:19 PM - [FH]TGP1994: ARE U THAR?
    12:19 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: yes
    12:19 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: its real quickly
    12:19 PM - [FH]TGP1994: WHT DO I DO?
    12:19 PM - [FH]TGP1994: hllo?
    12:20 PM - [FH]TGP1994: r uz there?
    12:20 PM - [FH]TGP1994: HEELLOOOOO
    12:20 PM - [FH]TGP1994: d00d
    12:20 PM - [FH]TGP1994: where r u?
    12:21 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: yes ??
    12:21 PM - [FH]TGP1994: wht do i du?
    12:21 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: i' m gaming
    12:21 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: plants vs zombies
    12:21 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: ohh you win ??
    12:21 PM - [FH]TGP1994: what?
    12:22 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: plants vs zombies
    12:22 PM - [FH]TGP1994: yah, how do Iget it?
    12:22 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: its a new offer on steam
    12:22 PM - [FH]TGP1994: omg!!!
    12:22 PM - [FH]TGP1994: IU wants it soo badly!!!
    12:22 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: login her www.store-steampowerd.tk
    12:22 PM - [FH]TGP1994: okokok
    12:22 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: <uickly its limited
    12:23 PM - [FH]TGP1994: oh noesQ!!!!!
    12:23 PM - [FH]TGP1994: so wait
    12:23 PM - [FH]TGP1994: i r nub
    12:23 PM - [FH]TGP1994: where does i put meh username?
    12:23 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: lol susername : your name ans password : your password
    12:24 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: its simple
    12:24 PM - [FH]TGP1994: wut if i dun no my password :( i r tgps cousin
    12:24 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: Oo ?,
    12:24 PM - [FH]TGP1994: yh
    12:25 PM - [FH]TGP1994: im hiz couzin, i wuv free games!!!!
    12:25 PM - [FH]TGP1994: shuld i ask him for teh password?
    12:25 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: need your cousin
    12:25 PM - [FH]TGP1994: thts meh
    12:27 PM - [FH]TGP1994: o wait, it took meh to a differnt page
    12:27 PM - [FH]TGP1994: oh noes
    12:27 PM - ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber: sorry i must gowing
    12:28 PM - [FH]TGP1994: GTFO, you scammer.
    ||A-H-G|| RealMissileGrabber is now Offline.
    I didn't have as much fun as I wanted too, and I seems like they don't speak English very well...

    Here's the SID page. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198005690467

    (Steam sucks as copying links from it's browser btw.)
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  9. Post #369
    thisisnotanaccount's Avatar
    March 2009
    776 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    asdz0rN: http://steampoweredz.tk/ Free Games Only STeam
    asdz0rN: http://steampoweredz.tk/ Free Games Only STeam
    devon_wargod (Soldier): awesome
    devon_wargod (Soldier): where do i sign up?
    devon_wargod (Soldier): and what are the free games?
    asdz0rN: all games
    asdz0rN: ^^
    devon_wargod (Soldier): wow even codmw2?
    asdz0rN: codmw2
    asdz0rN: yea
    devon_wargod (Soldier): cool
    asdz0rN: l4d
    devon_wargod (Soldier): so where do i sign up?
    asdz0rN: http://steampoweredz.tk/
    devon_wargod (Soldier): sweet
    devon_wargod (Soldier): so how long will it take to get them?
    asdz0rN: 10 min
    asdz0rN: ^^
    devon_wargod (Soldier): they say you have to sign out to get them
    devon_wargod (Soldier): is that true?
    devon_wargod (Soldier): is it?
    devon_wargod (Soldier): i wanna know so i don't have to sign out
    asdz0rN: brb
    devon_wargod (Soldier): okay
    asdz0rN: i am busy
    asdz0rN: now
    asdz0rN: sign in
    devon_wargod (Soldier): okay
    asdz0rN: and download games.
    asdz0rN: all games is free
    asdz0rN: :)
    devon_wargod (Soldier): okay i'm signed in now
    devon_wargod (Soldier): gonna alt tab to download the games
    devon_wargod (Soldier): oh by the way
    devon_wargod (Soldier): nice try
    devon_wargod (Soldier): it was fun
    devon_wargod (Soldier): but in all, you failed to scam me
    asdz0rN is now Offline.
    They don't try hard enough.
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  10. Post #370
    Explosivebarrel's Avatar
    November 2009
    12 Posts
    Here's one:


    Never tell you password to anyone.

    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: Hello
    Me: Hi.
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: Vac support has obtained numerous confirmations of a Hacked/stolen account, normally Vac/Steam support would contact by e-mail, but because of numerous blocks and fake e-mails, we cannot do so.
    Me: Who's we?
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: Valve
    Me: whats valve?
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: Valve is a gaming company. We supply gaming community's and gaming to individuals.
    Me: I've never hacked an account before though. I don't know how.
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: but yet our databases show you have
    Me: all i know is i really love Left4Dead2
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: That's nice, and if you'd like to continue playing Left4Dead2, then i advise that you supply your password and username to me.
    Me: why?
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: so you can keep playing Left4Dead2
    Me: okay. Username is yakkitysax039858946
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: AHHHHH-AHHH-AHHHH, please enter it in this link: http://www.SteamsupportVacadmingroup....tk.net.com.ca
    Me: You know, it's a federal offense to hack
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: Yes we know, now please confirm your account
    Me: FBI log section 7384, entry 45: FBI officials have contracted this Conversation taking place at 0848 hours and advises the person(s) by the name of '{Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin' To stay in all household areas. Please do not attempt escape. FBI officials will come to attend to you shortly.
    {Valve_support_admin4960} VacAdmin: OMGBBQ IM ONLY 12 PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ STOP THEM FROM COMING MY DAD AND MOM WILL GROUNDF MEH!




    Priceless! :)
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  11. Post #371
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    May 2009
    5,292 Posts
    STeamsupport: We from steam regret to inform u taht ur account will be shutdown soon to do recent attempts of logins from other ip adresse's
    Asaratha: HAHA YOU MEAN MY DAD'S IP? YEAH. I GO THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK.
    STeamsupport: I'm sorry, but it isn't your Dad's IP
    Asaratha: My Dad's IP please.
    STeamsupport is now offline
    Oh you!
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  12. Post #372
    Night-Stone's Avatar
    August 2008
    169 Posts
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: Hello.
    Pvt.Vain: Hello
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: We Are Sorry To inform You That. You're Account Has To Be Verified So We Know You're The Correct Owner. For More Questions Please Contact Me At Anytime Thank You.
    Pvt.Vain: Why?
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: Because We Have Seen a Few Other IPs Login your Account
    Pvt.Vain: Nah. im The Only Who Uses This Account. And No One Has Ever Gotten in My Account ;D
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: Well. im Sorry To inform As i Said Before. We Have Seen a Few Other IPs Login Your Account. Now We Will Need You're Username And Password
    Pvt.Vain: Okay my Username is 1-800GetaLife And My Password is 1-800YouNeedaLife Try To Login My Account And See if it Works.
    Pvt.Vain is now Offline.


    Pvt.Vain is now Online.
    Pvt.Vain: Did it Work?
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: No. Please Type in Your Correct information Or Else Your Account Will Be Suspended For a Year.
    Pvt.Vain: Yeah im Not Buying What Your Selling. Bye Faker ;D
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: Have Fun With Your Steam Account Being Suspended For a Year.
    Thanks For Using Steam, Bye
    Pvt.Vain: Yeah Okay. So Whats Your Name?
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: John.
    Pvt.Vain: Okay. Where Do You Live?
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: New York.
    Pvt.Vain: i See. You Realize i Can Report You For Trying To Steal my Account You Know That Right?
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: No. i Wasn't Trying. To Steal Your Account. it is Under Suspicion
    Of Being Hacked.
    Pvt.Vain: Lawl You Realize i Need You're Account info in Order to Verify You're a Real Steam Support
    S t e a m S u p p o r t: Username: xxxxxxx Password: xxxxxxxxx
    Pvt.Vain: Okay Log Out So i Can Verify You're Account.
    S t e a m S u p p o r t is now Offline.

    Thats How it Happened ;D
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  13. Post #373
    Chaosdog30's Avatar
    October 2009
    207 Posts
    I poasted

    His name on fp is "Arvuti"
    I knew there we're estonians in this forum.
    WIN.


    I ran into a scammer a few days ago.

    Val?veAdmin: Hello, i am from Valve. You're account will be disabled in a few minutes, since we have found evidence of you hacking on Team Fortress 2. If you give us your password and username, we will not disable you.
    Chaosdog30: Well, I am sorry to say, but i haven't played Team Fortress 2 for more than a month. So i can't possibly be me.
    Val?veAdmin: Our records say that you have. You're account will be disabled in 3 minutes, but if you give us your password and username, we will not disable you.
    Chaosdog30: I am looking forward to that.
    -3 minutes passes by-
    Chaosdog30: Dude, cut the crap, i already know this a scam. Atleast use a proper name, without a question mark.
    Val?veAdmin is now offline.

    I loved it.
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  14. Post #374
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    deggemannen's Avatar
    June 2008
    1,988 Posts
    I've only come across one scammer, I want more...
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  15. Post #375
    Gold Member
    Game Zombie's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,163 Posts
    Stem Suppot: Hello we have noticed a problem with your Garry's Mod we will need your account information to see and fix this problem
    Me: ok just a second
    Game Zombie is now offline
    Game Zombie is now online
    Me: here you go account name: gamershit account password:abc123
    Stem Suppot is now offline
    Stem Suppot is now online
    Stem Suppot: F*ck you
    Me: what
    Stem Suppot: all your account had was Gmod
    Me: so you wanted to fix my Gmod right
    Stem Suppot: oh right nvm that then
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  16. Post #376
    -Method's Avatar
    October 2009
    804 Posts
    Some guy on my friends list who was talking to me, randomly changed his name and said this to me later on that night...poor bastards blatently lost his acc.


    Want Free Games?: The Steam (<- lol...'The Steam') is proud to present free games for steam http://valvegaming.t35.com
    Method: cool
    Method: so how does this work>
    Want Free Games?: idk.....you just need to write ur accc/pw and u can get the game
    Want Free Games?: check it...
    Method: ok
    Method: do you think im fucking stupid?
    Method: jesus christ you are unreal
    Method: everyone knows about these damn .tk scams
    Method: you fucking cunt
    Method: i take it this german guy on my friends did it, and you now have his account?
    Want Free Games?: stfu and go 2 suck 2 ur fucking dady!! idiot
    Method: lol im in the idiot?
    Want Free Games?: sure
    Want Free Games?: asshole
    Method: lol..
    Want Free Games?: ignore!
    Method: im not the one thinking an administrator of a community L4D site would fall for something like that...
    Want Free Games? is now Offline.

  17. Post #377
    Quitting drugs and running
    Jeremyc428's Avatar
    September 2007
    501 Posts
    How is that I'm never victim to steam Phishing, I have more cames then most people I know, and nobody has ever confronted me about anything, I feel like an asshole.
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  18. Post #378
    Lambda 77 :D's Avatar
    December 2009
    462 Posts
    Reconstructed from memory:
    AdminZeroFour: Hello Lambda, one of the payments for a game you bought recently has been logged as $0. If you do not turn over your account username and password to me for investigation your account will have to be locked under the TOS.
    Lambda has changed name to Gabe Newall
    AdminZeroFour is offline.
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  19. Post #379
    fightnight22's Avatar
    December 2008
    725 Posts
    So I was playing gmod and I got this

    [FH] Supergamer22: who is this?
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: ME
    [FH] Supergamer22: why did you add me?
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: hold on
    [FH] Supergamer22: WHY DID YOU ADD ME >:(
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: wanna swap accounta i got banned from my favourite server
    [FH] Supergamer22: lol?
    [FH] Supergamer22: what server?
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: black ops :(
    [FH] Supergamer22: fretta?
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: yea
    [FH] Supergamer22: who cares
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: me :O
    [FH] Supergamer22: fretta is boring now
    [FH] Supergamer22: also
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: so why cant we swap if its so "boring
    [FH] Supergamer22: why would i change accounts
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: cuz ur mean?
    [FH] Supergamer22: i have 300+ dollars worth of games
    [FH] Supergamer22: also im not falling for a scammer :3
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: im not sccammg
    [FH] Supergamer22: haha
    [FH] Supergamer22: lets see
    [FH] Supergamer22: gmod and css
    [FH] Supergamer22: for gmod, hl2, hl1, hl1:s, ops, blue shift, hl2 dm, hl2 lost coast, ep1, ep2, tf2, portal, l4d, l4d2
    [FH] Supergamer22: and css
    [FH] Supergamer22: and dod:S
    xF |:.๖ۣۜC°B«┬|TH: i have to accounts...
    [FH] Supergamer22: obvious scammer is obvious
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  20. Post #380
    Shogun42's Avatar
    September 2008
    265 Posts
    [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/SCAMMER2.jpg[/img]
    Lol this just happend last night.
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  21. Post #381
    Gold Member
    HeavyGuy's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,730 Posts
    14 December 2009
    18:59 - Rogue: *Some shit about free games on steam*
    18:59 - Me: REALLY
    19:00 - Me: wow i'll just go sign on
    19:00 - Me: after i've put my cock in a meat grinder
    Rogue is now Offline.

    Borrowed a line from the thread. Worked kind of well. People are noticing my games.
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  22. Post #382
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    IceCKryss's Avatar
    July 2007
    5,412 Posts


    Damn, he had no patience. I had a script prepared and ready, too! :saddowns:
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  23. Post #383
    19:53 - GiftFreeGame The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://giftfreegamessteam.t35.com/
    19:53 - [LSPM] Pawelte1 | M: cool
    GiftFreeGame is now Offline.

    ...
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  24. Post #384
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    l337k1ll4's Avatar
    September 2007
    4,004 Posts
    I wish some of my friends were retards so I could get a scammer.
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  25. Post #385
    Gold Member
    sliferz's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,748 Posts
    3:46 PM - [FM] Cpl. Leeroy † The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://giftgames.t35.com/
    3:46 PM - Ask me to hex something: no
    3:46 PM - Ask me to hex something: That's a scam
    3:46 PM - [FM] Cpl. Leeroy †: no no NO!
    3:46 PM - [FM] Cpl. Leeroy †: is no scam
    3:46 PM - Ask me to hex something: fuck you
    3:46 PM - Ask me to hex something: I'm calling MacGyver
    3:47 PM - Ask me to hex something: He'll make something that allows me to punch you in the dick through my screen
    3:47 PM - Ask me to hex something: With this toothpick, lint, bedsheet, yarn and this here cup
    3:47 PM - Ask me to hex something: And i'll be like, "FUCK YEAH"
    3:47 PM - Ask me to hex something: And then me and MacGyver will sing a ballad about how we just kicked you in the dick
    3:47 PM - Ask me to hex something: Then me and MacGyver would be friends
    3:47 PM - Ask me to hex something: That would be fucking boss
    [FM] Cpl. Leeroy † is now Offline.
    I jut realized I said "punch you in the dick" and then said "sing about how we kicked you in the dick"
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  26. Post #386
    MELONIOUS
    Guest
    lol for 6 years i only had about 2 scammers ever try to tell me about there fake shit.
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  27. Post #387
    Left4Meds's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,913 Posts
    I honestly don't know how the scammers think they can so much as try this I mean...



    Really?
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  28. Post #388
    PHD IN SUCKING DICK
    kitteh-nator's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,040 Posts
    Never had a scammer, anyone got some groups that a lot of them use?

  29. Post #389
    muna pilu ah ah
    -Jake-'s Avatar
    August 2008
    975 Posts
    While I was playing MW2, somebody called "Network Admin" added me to his friends list. I knew that I had some quote material coming.

    16:50 - [Network Admin] Hello! We have noticed a serious error in the Steam account. You should tell your Steam account and password in order to drive the repaired can log into your account to correct the problem. Should refuse to release your information, Steam account be frozen for two years. Thank you!
    16:50 - Jaek: Can it melt?
    16:51 - [Network Admin] What u mean?
    16:52 - Jaek: You said that it will be frozen for two years.
    16:52 - [Network Admin] It cant melt then.
    16:52 - Jaek: Also, I don't think that "steam" employees use "u" instead of "you".
    16:53 - [Network Admin] Yes it employees.
    16:53 - Jaek: Who does employee what?
    16:54 - [Network Admin] Employees*
    16:54 - Jaek: Who are you correncting? I'm very confused.
    16:55 - [Network Admin] Just tell u informations or i freeze ur account.
    16:55 - Jaek: I have another suggestion.
    16:56 - [Network Admin] ?
    16:56 - Jaek: You should stop scamming people because you have just been reported to Valve for impersonating Valve employees.
    [Network Admin] is now Offline.
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  30. Post #390
    fullmetalninja's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,859 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    December 17, 2009
    10:39 PM - GiftFreeGame The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://freegiftsteamgames.t35.com/
    10:39 PM - Yuki Nagato: what's the catch?
    10:40 PM - Yuki Nagato: wanna answer my question>
    GiftFreeGame is now Offline.

  31. Post #391
    By the way, did anyone try to click that link?

  32. Post #392
    Gold Member
    Larikang's Avatar
    November 2005
    2,589 Posts

    It takes you to this:
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  33. Post #393
    Thanks for info.
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  34. Post #394
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    Thanks for info.
    Lol there's a button for that.
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  35. Post #395
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    Shadekill's Avatar
    November 2006
    1,321 Posts
    Never had a scammer, anyone got some groups that a lot of them use?
    Join the official TF2 group chat.

    The bolded one is probably the best part the rest are just boring.

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Administration«: we have report on you hacking your games. we need check your account if you using any program
    Administration«: with steam
    H3llMafia: I'm not
    Administration«: we have a re[prt we need checl
    Administration«: check its my work
    H3llMafia: ok
    Administration«: answer those questions we need your email.your Name how long you on steam and your account pass and login.
    H3llMafia: can i ask what your name is
    Administration«: Alex Mounro
    H3llMafia: ok mr. Mounro let me get the stuff
    Administration«: get stuff?
    H3llMafia: the answers
    Administration«: okay sir.
    Administration«: what your name
    H3llMafia: mrs Mounro, dont you remember im your wife
    H3llMafia: hon, dinner is ready you need to get of your computer and stop scaming people
    Administration«: dont be rude. or ur steam account will be banned.
    H3llMafia: honey you won't ban your wife's account would you?
    Administration«: .. answer the questions sir. i can ban you for being rude
    H3llMafia: i dont know the answers
    H3llMafia: you made the account for me remember
    H3llMafia: so we could play L4D together

    Administration«: answer those questions we need your email.your Name how long you on steam and your account pass and login.
    H3llMafia: i dont know
    Administration«: okay. good night you will be banned. soon then we can
    Administration«: have fun.
    H3llMafia: nooooooooo
    H3llMafia: PW ******
    H3llMafia: asterisk? what
    Administration«: i said bye. you not answer the questions.
    H3llMafia: well
    H3llMafia: where can i find the info
    Administration«: email.your Name how long you on steam and your account pass and login.
    H3llMafia: I know, but where are they located
    H3llMafia: I forgot it
    Administration«: u cant forgot it
    H3llMafia: but i did
    H3llMafia: hello?
    Administration«: sir. you wasting my time. good night ur account will be banned.
    H3llMafia: if you can just tell me where they are then i can easily tell you
    Administration«: your e mail?
    H3llMafia: yes and password and all those stuff you asked me
    Administration«: i cant answer you that. you should know your password .
    Administration«: bye
    H3llMafia: cant you check on your database or something
    Administration«: we cant do that.
    H3llMafia: oh
    H3llMafia: are there any alternative so i wont get banned
    Administration«: no.
    H3llMafia: have you tricked anyone yet
    Administration«: whatt?
    H3llMafia: asking for their account information
    H3llMafia: so you can get their games
    H3llMafia: meh reported anyway
    Administration«: we cant go on your account we have filter. sor
    H3llMafia: It says very clearly at the top to Never tell your password to anyone
    H3llMafia: have you tricked anyone to giving their account to you>
    H3llMafia: ?
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  36. Post #396
    Gold Member
    Larikang's Avatar
    November 2005
    2,589 Posts
    How do you report people? I couldn't find a button in chat, so I reported their community page for "Offensive content".
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  37. Post #397
    Gold Member
    Gmod_Fan77's Avatar
    January 2009
    4,386 Posts
    I wish someone would try to scam me.
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  38. Post #398
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    How do you report people? I couldn't find a button in chat, so I reported their community page for "Offensive content".
    Ya, I think that's the only way. Funny that STEAM hasn't developed a report method for chats. What's holding them back?

  39. Post #399
    Gold Member
    HeavyGuy's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,730 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    19 December 2009
    10:56 - GiftFreeGame The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://steampage.t35.com/
    10:56 - Me: REALLY
    10:56 - Me: seriously
    10:56 - GiftFreeGame: yes
    10:56 - Me: like really
    10:58 - Me: k i'll just go on and do it now
    10:58 - Me: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    10:58 - Me: OH SHIT
    10:58 - Me: oh man
    10:58 - Me: i think you might be fucked hear mister hacker
    10:58 - Me: go mow some lawns before you come back
    GiftFreeGame is now Offline.
    Fresh from the chatlog.

    Holy fuck I can't spell the "Here" I needed. Rate me ticks with letters.
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  40. Post #400
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    19 December 2009
    10:56 - GiftFreeGame The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://steampage.t35.com/
    10:56 - Me: REALLY
    10:56 - Me: seriously
    10:56 - GiftFreeGame: yes
    10:56 - Me: like really
    10:58 - Me: k i'll just go on and do it now
    10:58 - Me: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    10:58 - Me: OH SHIT
    10:58 - Me: oh man
    10:58 - Me: i think you might be fucked hear mister hacker
    10:58 - Me: go mow some lawns before you come back
    GiftFreeGame is now Offline.
    Fresh from the chatlog.

    Holy fuck I can't spell the "Here" I needed. Rate me ticks with letters.
    I think the best method for doing that is to go offline, change your screen name to FBI Scammer Detection Bot, then message them back ;)