1. Post #521
    LastLucario's Avatar
    September 2009
    633 Posts
    I failed at scamming my friend D:

    Now he hates me :(

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  2. Post #522
    n00bman's Avatar
    October 2008
    637 Posts
    I have a Tuco on my friends list. Does he have a crazy Mexican person with a gun as his avatar? I met him in HLDM:S :ghost:

  3. Post #523
    Roger The Alien's Avatar
    December 2009
    778 Posts
    How do you guys get targeted by these guys, I want one to play with :frown:
    No you don't I had 3 that ultimately suceeded
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  4. Post #524
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    I think the only problem with that is we'll only know if it's a phishing site if we google it.

  5. Post #525
    CD drives eject stuff, my ass ejects stuff, therefore my ass must be a CD drive.
    ProWaffle's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,592 Posts


    aww, he wouldn't reply
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  6. Post #526
    Price_'s Avatar
    September 2009
    1,499 Posts
    Bitch tried to jack my account and I got his. I left its login into in a little metal box locked up in a cabinet, also locked
    He HAD some pretty sweet games too
    I seriously doubt that happened.
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  7. Post #527
    cDash's Avatar
    February 2010
    264 Posts
    All of them is like 11-12
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  8. Post #528
    _Axel's Avatar
    September 2009
    2,166 Posts
    First scammer I got (The original chatlog was in french)
    14:09 - - saEz: hi
    14:09 - Axel: Hi
    14:09 - - saEz: how are you ?
    14:09 - Axel: Fine
    14:09 - - saEz: Did you see today's offer?
    14:09 - Axel: No, what is it ?
    14:10 - - saEz: http://store-freesteam.zxq.net/
    14:10 - - saEz: look
    14:10 - Axel: Hey
    14:10 - Axel: I didn't know there were french one
    14:10 - Axel: Where did you find that ?
    14:11 - - saEz: ?
    14:11 - - saEz: french what ?
    14:11 - Axel: What's your real name ?
    14:11 - - saEz: jerome
    14:11 - - saEz: why ?
    14:11 - Axel: What's this offer ?
    14:12 - Axel: All steam games free ?!?
    14:12 - Axel: True ?
    14:12 - - saEz: yup that's what I've been given
    14:12 - - saEz: xd
    14:12 - Axel: Hm...
    14:12 - Axel: Is it a stolen account ?
    14:12 - - saEz: John_Cena_Orton
    14:12 - - saEz: gave this link to me
    14:12 - Axel: Aha
    14:12 - - saEz: add him
    14:12 - - saEz: steam
    14:13 - - saEz: he'll explain you, i have to go
    14:13 - Axel: Did you type your Username and password in this page ?
    14:13 - - saEz: no
    14:13 - Axel: Did you look at the URL ?
    14:13 - - saEz: yes
    14:13 - Axel: Do you really think I'm a jerk ?
    - saEz is now Offline.
    Didn't know if his account was stolen or not, by the way it's a complete jerk !

  9. Post #529
    I'll Go all tadpole on you
    thefrog's Avatar
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    1,248 Posts
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  10. Post #530
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/8119/scame.jpg
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  11. Post #531
    Gold Member
    maurits150's Avatar
    February 2007
    1,818 Posts
    Can somebody please give a few steam community profiles of these scammers. I want to talk to a few. :cawg:
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  12. Post #532
    EFG
    EFG's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,462 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Gabe Newell: Hi, I am Gabe Newell.
    EFG: OFMG ITS GAYBE NEWILL THE SCIENCE GUY
    Gabe Newell: I need your account name and password due to attempts to hack steam.
    EFG: Say Gabe, how many happy meals have you ate today?
    Gabe Newell: Please sir you need to cooperate.
    EFG: BUT I AM NO SIR
    EFG: I AM A LEETLE GURL
    Gabe Newell: Sir if this continues we will have to ban your account.
    EFG: orly? Also is Gordan Freechmen going to bang Alyx in ep3? I would fap like no tomorrow!
    Gabe Newell: Please sir type in your account / password.
    EFG: Okay then gaybe neewill.
    EFG: my acc / pass is...
    EFG: Wait for it...
    Gabe Newell: Please hurry up.
    EFG: DUN DUN DUN
    EFG: DEE DOO DA DA DA
    EFG: DEE DEE DOO DOO DA DEE DOO
    EFG: DOO DOO DEE DEE DA DEE DA DEE
    EFG: ACCOUT = FUCK PASS = YOU
    Gabe Newell is offline.
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  13. Post #533
    mars7a's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,579 Posts
    Sorry for sorta necro.

    Agent 47 The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://**************.***.com/
    msmd: COOLEO NOW I CAN HACK UR ACCONT
    msmd: LOLOLOLO
    msmd: Dude.
    msmd: You just ruined the moment.
    msmd: I was listening to Can Can Fortress.
    msmd: Good job.
    msmd: I mean really.
    msmd: You ruined it.
    msmd: WHY ARENT YOU TALKING
    msmd: BOI
    Agent 47 is now Offline.
    Agent 47 is currently offline, message cannot be sent.

    Edited:

    Herooftime1000: The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://*****************.***.com/
    msmd: Sir, I'm from the FBI.
    Herooftime1000: The steam is proud to present free games for steam
    http://****************.***.com/
    msmd: Give me your password and account now or be arrested.
    msmd: We can track you down.
    msmd: And send you in jail for internet fraud.
    msmd: And scamming.
    Herooftime1000 is now Offline.
    Herooftime1000 is currently offline, message cannot be sent.


    Holy god 2 in like 10 minutes.
    And they are my friends. :saddowns:
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  14. Post #534
    Gold Member
    Smoot's Avatar
    December 2006
    2,548 Posts
    All these scammers have horrible spelling.
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  15. Post #535
    Near Invisible Text Mod
    Asaratha's Avatar
    May 2009
    5,294 Posts
    STeam Support: helo this is steam suport asking for ur pasword and username to identify if this r ur rel account
    Asaratha: Oh, it's you again.
    STeam Support: wut?
    Asaratha: Hold on, let me get the chat log.
    Asaratha: STeamsupport: We from steam regret to inform u taht ur account will be shutdown soon to do recent attempts of logins from other ip adresse's
    Asaratha: HAHA YOU MEAN MY DAD'S IP? YEAH. I GO THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK.
    STeamsupport: I'm sorry, but it isn't your Dad's IP
    Asaratha: My Dad's IP please.
    STeamsupport is now offline
    STeam Support: no im different, see his name is diferent
    Asaratha: I really hope you have Downs Syndrome. all you did is Add a space.
    STeam Support: plz just giev me ur info so i can verify ur account
    (I Go offline and set my name to FBI Scammer Detection Bot)
    FBI Scammer Detection Bot: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    STeam Support: omg no plz im sory ill giev u my acount
    FBI Scammer Detection Bot: Alright.
    STeam Support: username: ******** password: ********
    STeam Support: plz dont send me to jail im a kid
    STeam Support is now Offline
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  16. Post #536
    Gold Member
    viperfan7's Avatar
    November 2007
    3,745 Posts
    still waiting for a non bot to try this to me, going to convince them to go through voice chat, run a packet scanner, and have some real fun

  17. Post #537
    tgp1994's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,411 Posts
    still waiting for a non bot to try this to me, going to convince them to go through voice chat, run a packet scanner, and have some real fun
    I think you'll only be able to see the packet go to steam's servers. :S

  18. Post #538
    Dennab
    July 2009
    1,323 Posts

    I was smart about it.

    Edit:

    I just realized he said Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2, lol. what a dumbass
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  19. Post #539
    KirjiroSenzuki's Avatar
    March 2009
    527 Posts
    I wanna meet a scammer and talk to him in backwards
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  20. Post #540
    Gold Member
    The freeman's Avatar
    October 2007
    6,616 Posts
    I want scammers :c

  21. Post #541
    Gold Member
    Matt PL's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,452 Posts
    Damn scammers , why they never try to scam me :V

  22. Post #542
    cDash's Avatar
    February 2010
    264 Posts
    Damn scammers , why they never try to scam me :V
    Maybe because you have shit games?
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  23. Post #543
    Certified Waifu Expert
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    October 2009
    1,062 Posts
    I Just had my first one today, I have no idea if he was a real scammer or not but im gonna paste it here
    recent chat log posted:
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    09 March 2010
    20:37 - KeviN-: Hey! If you like or want to try Battlefield: Bad Company 2 you can get guest pass for ONE MONTH (30 days)
    at http://battlefieldBadCompany2.freehostia.com/ its hosted by STEAM & Freehostia and there's still 12 guest passes left
    so be fast ;l Add me on friends if you're gonna install it, we should play together it =p its awesome :F
    20:37 - Great Vagineer-Haimlu God: Yeah, im not stupid
    20:38 - Great Vagineer-Haimlu God: Oh and by the way
    20:38 - Great Vagineer-Haimlu God: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    He hasn't talked to me at all after this :frogdowns:

    EDIT: Oh wait i think one of his scamming buddys just did the same. i told him to piss of and this happened
    faggots posted:

    21:02 - ^1LiQuid^4Dude^7[NL]: Well i am sorry then, shithead
    21:02 - Great Vagineer-Haimlu God: Well go up
    21:02 - Great Vagineer-Haimlu God: Grow*
    21:02 - ^1LiQuid^4Dude^7[NL]: nice
    21:02 - Great Vagineer-Haimlu God: what are you 9 and you can't earn money for games so you rob peoples accounts?
    ^1LiQuid^4Dude^7[NL] is now offline.
    God damn scammers

  24. Post #544
    WaRRioRTF's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,064 Posts
    Hey Post above me, i got that guy too. With same words too.
    Ya can get him to talk if you say that ya wont believe until he starts to talk.

  25. Post #545
    Just lost $10.
    GhostSonic's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,333 Posts
    All I get are those fucking bots that send messages at the speed of light and then log off immediately.
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  26. Post #546
    Gold Member
    Eric95's Avatar
    January 2009
    5,048 Posts
    Scammed my brother, I think it worked :3:

    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Eric95 [SWE]: Free steam games - http://www.steam4free.tk
    Toby: OMG
    Toby: Yes!
    Eric95 [SWE]: Click link
    Eric95 [SWE]: giv u free mw2
    Toby: thnx ill go their right now and get the steam games for frww
    Eric95 [SWE]: kk did u sign up
    Toby: *free lol
    Toby: yea
    Toby: when i get tha gamess?
    Eric95 [SWE]: LOLOLOL suckerrrrrr
    Toby: wat?
    Eric95 [SWE]: U get no games evar!
    Toby: da fuk!?
    Toby: hax uve been reported
    Toby: duchebag
    Eric95 [SWE]: Log out
    Eric95 [SWE]: Ima hax u acc now
    Toby: kk
    Toby is offline
    Eric95 [SWE]: OWWNEDD
    Toby: wtf i cant log in again now i cant play cs help?
    Eric95 [SWE]: how did u type di then? lol
    Toby: ..
    Toby: lmao lolol
    Toby: im still online bitch lol fail noob hax
    Eric95 [SWE]: omg
    Eric95 [SWE]: noes
    Eric95 [SWE]: log out or u don get ur games
    Toby: y shud i belive u?
    Eric95 [SWE]: ima steam support worker
    Eric95 [SWE]: i can vac ban u if u don get free games
    Toby: ur serius?
    Eric95 [SWE]: yea
    Toby: kk
    Toby: brb
    Eric95 [SWE]: Wait
    Eric95 [SWE]: ok now u can
    Toby: waht?
    Toby: k lol
    Eric95 [SWE]: log out
    Toby: wait
    Eric95 [SWE]: k
    Toby: k now
    Eric95 [SWE] has changed their name to Stem suport.
    Toby: ..how do i logg out lol?
    Stem suport is angry and feels u are violating our rulz
    Toby: im sory i wont spam on gmod again

    Stem suport givve us ur acc name and pass and we will fix it
    Toby: pleas dont bann me its my dads acount
    Stem suport a ha ha
    Toby: kk
    Toby: username is gamingguitarheroflamekiller98
    Stem suport: k
    Toby: password is dog
    Stem suport: right
    Stem suport: wait
    Toby is now Offline.
    Your state is set to Offline.
    Online now and rejoined chat.
    Toby is now Online.
    Stem suport: It didnt work
    Stem suport: sure u gave the right password?
    Toby: fuck off stuped kid haha i knew u were a haxx all this time stuped fucking dumbas lol.
    Stem suport: no plz im only 9 plz dont
    Toby: haha am 12
    Toby: bitch stuped kid
    Stem suport: u dont say dat to me! i dnt like u
    Toby: u trying to steal my steam acount stuped little kid lol ur 2 yuong 2 play games ull pee urself in the bed too case its so sckary for litle kids i reported u to steam enjoy being banned hahaha bitch bitch fucking fucking fag
    Toby: bitch
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  27. Post #547
    Best Poster
    Saza's Avatar
    July 2009
    19,203 Posts
    I've been scammed but it was just like

    Scammer: random .tk link
    Scamme: Free games here!
    Me: haha .tk no way

    every time :\
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  28. Post #548
    Gold Member
    Talishmar's Avatar
    March 2007
    5,667 Posts
    My scammers are all just dumbass scammed friends and they just spam a link without responding.

  29. Post #549
    Is, in fact, a real hedgehog.
    Ezhik's Avatar
    April 2009
    14,584 Posts
    I wanted to play dumb and actually pretend to start falling for that. Then I was writing that Steam window said that I shouldn't type my password there, but he logged off...

  30. Post #550
    UserDerth's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,711 Posts
    I want a scammer to get me again :3. Any groups?

  31. Post #551
    Just lost $10.
    GhostSonic's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,333 Posts
    Never tell your password to anyone.
    Mariana^^: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WTF BIGGGGG LOOOOOOOOOOOOL http://steamcomunity_com_viewprofile...395723.9hz.com
    GhostSonic ﺕ: cool
    GhostSonic ﺕ: I don't speak spanish
    GhostSonic ﺕ: What's that website
    Mariana^^: http://steamcomunity_com_viewprofile...395723.9hz.com
    Mariana^^: this ?
    Mariana^^: is a profile
    GhostSonic ﺕ: Oh it is
    GhostSonic ﺕ: But it's asking me to log in
    GhostSonic ﺕ: I thought I was already logged in
    Mariana^^: becuase you dont login in your steam ^~
    GhostSonic ﺕ: Oh I see
    GhostSonic ﺕ: Nome de utilizador Steam:
    GhostSonic ﺕ: Is that asking how I utilize steam
    Mariana^^: you dont see a picture ?
    Mariana^^: :O
    GhostSonic ﺕ: No I don't see a picture
    GhostSonic ﺕ: I think
    Mariana^^: Lol
    GhostSonic ﺕ: Should I put my username there
    GhostSonic ﺕ: I really want to see the pic
    GhostSonic ﺕ: halp
    Mariana^^: lol you dont see a profile
    Mariana^^: a girl profile
    Mariana^^: ?
    GhostSonic ﺕ: no :(
    Mariana^^: is very funny that face
    Mariana^^: omfg
    Mariana^^: you dont see ?
    GhostSonic ﺕ: do i need to login
    Mariana^^: OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    Mariana^^: my friends see and you no omfg
    Mariana^^: -.-
    GhostSonic ﺕ: do i need to login
    GhostSonic ﺕ: :(
    Mariana^^: yeah but is you
    GhostSonic ﺕ: Oic
    Mariana^^: my friends no need
    GhostSonic ﺕ: ok
    Mariana^^: :/
    GhostSonic ﺕ: i will commit the act of logging in
    Mariana^^: what ?
    Mariana^^: i dont understand ?
    GhostSonic ﺕ: i will log in now
    GhostSonic ﺕ: to see
    GhostSonic ﺕ: the profile
    GhostSonic ﺕ: Just give me a few hours
    GhostSonic ﺕ: and i will
    GhostSonic ﺕ: see
    GhostSonic ﺕ: this profile
    GhostSonic ﺕ: hold on
    Mariana^^: lol
    GhostSonic ﺕ: I think i forgot my password it's not working
    Mariana^^: forgette
    Mariana^^: LOL
    Mariana^^: you cannot see the photo right ?
    GhostSonic ﺕ: ummm
    GhostSonic ﺕ: no
    Mariana^^: forgette
    Mariana^^: omfg
    GhostSonic ﺕ: yeh
    GhostSonic ﺕ: omfg
    Mariana^^: is a a girl profile but dont have teeth in front
    Mariana^^: lol
    Mariana^^: nothing more
    Mariana^^: forgette
    GhostSonic ﺕ: omg a girl!?!?!
    Mariana^^: yeah
    Mariana^^: bye
    GhostSonic ﺕ: wait
    Mariana^^: i go to sleep
    Mariana^^: :)
    GhostSonic ﺕ: you dumb fuck
    GhostSonic ﺕ: I know this is a scam
    Mariana^^: scam ?
    Mariana^^: ^^
    GhostSonic ﺕ: That's a link to a fake log in page
    Mariana^^: forgette dont see
    Mariana^^: bye i go to sleep
    Mariana^^: :)
    Mariana^^: kiss @
    Mariana^^ is now Offline.
    Mariana^^ is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
    Pretty hard to communicate when English isn't their first language.

    Edited:

    I think she was trying to tell me to forget what I saw.

    Edited:

    And yes, I realize that wasn't Spanish.

    Edited:

    That was Portuguese.

  32. Post #552
    Roger The Alien's Avatar
    December 2009
    778 Posts
    Scamming Faggot: Free vidyo gaymes?

    Me: Yes

    Scamming Faggot: go to this site: www.bullshit.tk.thisisarealsite


    Me: HOLY SHIT YES!


    Me: Fails and doesn't get gaymes
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  33. Post #553
    playdoh
    lifehole's Avatar
    May 2008
    3,047 Posts
    11:17 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: yo man! if ya dont got battlefield Bad Company 2 you can get
    GUEST pass for month (30 days) at http://www.batttlefieldbadcompany.net.tf ,
    im installin this awesome game at 75 % >:/ but add me on friends if you wanna play with me on multiplayer! cya =P
    11:18 AM - Kamikazy: so
    11:18 AM - Kamikazy: how do i do it
    11:18 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: hi
    11:18 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: you need to open the posted link, login, push button " download bad company 2 for free" and after u can open your steam window [games] and install it
    11:19 AM - Kamikazy: ok
    11:19 AM - Kamikazy: what do i put asz logisn
    11:19 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: your account where the game will install
    11:19 AM - Kamikazy: wat
    11:20 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: your account
    11:20 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: [steam]
    11:20 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: because need to find
    11:20 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: the account where insatlling
    11:20 AM - Kamikazy: but
    11:20 AM - Kamikazy: i
    11:20 AM - Kamikazy: want my free geam
    11:20 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: ?
    11:20 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: and?
    11:21 AM - Kamikazy: my free gaems
    11:21 AM - Kamikazy: game
    11:21 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: aha
    11:23 AM - Kamikazy The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to property logging services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
    11:23 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: ?
    11:23 AM - (UC) Daft Kid: what is this?
    RKZ+++ is now Offline.

  34. Post #554
    Thursday, March 18, 2010
    6:54 PM - Agent_26491 [steam admin] : The Steam Community : Now : Get a free game and have fun with Steam .
    The Steam Community is comprised of people who play all sort of PC games .
    Now the steam community oggerrs its customers a new opportunity to organize groups , join chats , and Now you can get one game only at http://steamconnunityoffers.t35.com
    Just choose your game and an e-mail will be sent to you in afew minutes . NOTE : You must have atleast one game in your account . Have fun with STEAM .
    6:54 PM - Ninja Gnome (WA): Nah

  35. Post #555
    Saturday, March 20, 2010
    12:18 PM - Free The steam is proud to present Some free games for steam www.steamcommunitygames4.t35.com
    12:18 PM - Cresti: Go fuck yourself
    Free is now Offline.

    Short lived.

    Edited:

    I want a scammer to get me again :3. Any groups?
    I've gotten 5 from the past 3 days from the Bad Company 2 group.

  36. Post #556
    Cheese123's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,149 Posts
    Im on 3 public chat rooms in steam from Hl2.net and some other big groups and STILL not getting ANY scammers...

  37. Post #557
    TomE32's Avatar
    October 2009
    190 Posts
    I always say " IM GOING TO MELT YOUR FUCKING HARDDRIVE BITCH!!! DONT TRY YO HACK ME!!!" and then they go offline the next second
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  38. Post #558
    Ask about my EBOLA fetish
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,434 Posts
    Tried to fake it to my friend and they said the reported me for impersonation of an admin...

  39. Post #559
    Gold Member
    Kirbunny431's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,033 Posts
    What we need to set up is an "Adopt-a-Scammer" service. I want my own personal scammer now.
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  40. Post #560
    Price_'s Avatar
    September 2009
    1,499 Posts
    Code:
    ๖ۣۜToאic: I'm Claptrap, and I'll be your scammer this evening!
    Price [AoP]: okay.
    Price [AoP]: Scam ahead.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: I think you should hand over them account info.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: :|
    Price [AoP]: Yes!
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Wait, no!
    Price [AoP]: Do you have a pen ready?
    ๖ۣۜToאic: No, the question is...do YOU?
    ๖ۣۜToאic: If not, you MUST take a left.
    Price [AoP]: Mind = BLown
    ๖ۣۜToאic: And walk straight ahead.
    Price [AoP]: Taking a   l eft.
    Price [AoP]: laskdjsklad
    ๖ۣۜToאic: WAIT STOP!
    ๖ۣۜToאic: ..Okay go
    ๖ۣۜToאic: :') my little man
    Price [AoP]: Thank you
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Scamming complete. BEEP
    ๖ۣۜToאic: You're welcome
    Price [AoP]: my password is 1000narutoleetomgninjaproleetgirl
    ๖ۣۜToאic: You deserver a song, but I am fresh out. :/
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Okay got it.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: I gave it to Steve...
    ๖ۣۜToאic: He'll know what to do
    Price [AoP]: my account name is omgwtfiamgabenewell
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Got it.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Once more, take a left. And continue to do so
    Price [AoP]: Right o'
    ๖ۣۜToאic: No..
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Left o
    Price [AoP]: Front o
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Back o
    Price [AoP]: Cake o
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Now were thrusting!
    ๖ۣۜToאic: ...Into cake?
    Price [AoP]: yes
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Indeed!
    Price [AoP]: Pelvic?
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Pelviiiiiicc.......
    Price [AoP]: THRUST
    ๖ۣۜToאic: QUITE!
    Price [AoP]: Anal...............
    ๖ۣۜToאic: .....probe?
    Price [AoP]: Fisting.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Footing
    Price [AoP]: rooting
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Footing to the left.
    Price [AoP]: NO THE RIGHT
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Fising to the right.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: And rewind!
    Price [AoP]: Phising up in dis bitch
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Footing to the right
    Price [AoP]: lets do a 720 into oblivion
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Shits hitting the fan captian price!
    ๖ۣۜToאic: SOAPPPPPPPPP
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Shit mang
    Price [AoP]: QUICK SOAP, GRAB THE SNIPAH AND GET SOME HEADSHAWTS
    ๖ۣۜToאic: RAMERIZ, GO LEFT
    Price [AoP]: Ramirez, Suck my dick
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Yes sir.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Here we go!
    ๖ۣۜToאic: PELCI THRUSTING
    ๖ۣۜToאic: LEFT
    ๖ۣۜToאic: LEFT
    Price [AoP]: Ramirez, Mow my lawn
    ๖ۣۜToאic: shit man
    Price [AoP]: Ramirez... RAMIREZ
    ๖ۣۜToאic: "Price has no lawn! Toxic's Turn"
    Price [AoP]: RAMIREZ
    Price [AoP]: darn
    ๖ۣۜToאic: >Fists
    ๖ۣۜToאic: KILL
    ๖ۣۜToאic: :|
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Now left
    Price [AoP]: +1 kill
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Miss
    Price [AoP]: snipah
    ๖ۣۜToאic: ...and kill!
    Price [AoP]: and thrust!
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Headshot! CRITz
    ๖ۣۜToאic: -100 hp
    Price [AoP]: god this is the best exercise video I've bought
    Price [AoP]: and jump
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Time to pay for the second season!
    ๖ۣۜToאic: You owe us Johnny..
    Price [AoP]: Yes, I only have enough food coupons to feed gabe newell for 20 minutes.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: I have enough for 21 Minutes.
    ๖ۣۜToאic: :|
    Price [AoP]: Fuck
    ๖ۣۜToאic: SCAMMING DEPLOYING
    Price [AoP]: Yes
    ๖ۣۜToאic: I. am. Gabe Ne- ERROR
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Shit mang.
    Price [AoP]: I am proceeding to shit my pands.
    Price [AoP]: pants*
    Price [AoP]: fuck
    Price [AoP]: 0-1 toxic
    ๖ۣۜToאic: Toxic wins Round 1!
    ๖ۣۜToאic: ROUND 2
    ๖ۣۜToאic: FIGHT
    Price [AoP]: OH NO, MY ACCOUNT IS IT GOING OFFLINE CURSE YOU
    Toxic added me like 10 minutes ago.. I smell a facepuncher.
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