1. Post #681
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    3,702 Posts
    The guy behind this mod needs to get laid.
    At first when I read this I thought you were praising him.

    And then after re-reading, yeah.

    Also, wasn't this mod killed? I remember him getting mad and stopping everything.
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  2. Post #682
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    Tuskin's Avatar
    January 2005
    17,797 Posts
    Hes done that a couple times.
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  3. Post #683
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,365 Posts
    Hes done that a couple times.
    Get laid?

    I doubt that with the models he keeps including.
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  4. Post #684
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    Zeos's Avatar
    June 2006
    10,837 Posts
    He's a married 40+ man.
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  5. Post #685
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,365 Posts
    He's a married 40+ man.
    Wha-?
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  6. Post #686
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,347 Posts
    He's a married 40+ man.
    I don't think most countries legally recognize marriages to 3D models
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  7. Post #687
    Rust Customer Helpdesk - leave a message on my profile!
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    September 2005
    62,881 Posts
    This is the only Alyx model & skin that should be used...



    Cinematic mod 4.0's version was just a slightly higher res model, with higher resolution and quality textures that were effectively a HQ replica of the original. No fucking around with excessive makeup, 10,000,000 poly models and puffy "I think I'm a black woman but I'm not" lips. Same for Barney, and Kleiner, and everyone else...

    I never followed through with it but at one stage I got pretty seriously into fixing up models from CM4.0 and getting them working in CM8.something. I really liked some of the map changes in 8.0 and figured if I could just get all of the characters from 4.0 into that, it'd be pretty much perfect. I made good progress but just ran out of time and gave up.

    I'm sure I'll fart around with it again some day...
    I still don't like this. Yeah they're high res, but they just don't look realistic. valve's textures look and feel really human and natural even though they're a low res
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  8. Post #688
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    January 2010
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    Oh god, kill it with fire.

    Seriously, what pre-pubescent asshole made these mods? He's probably the kind of person who owns a Japanese Love Pillow.
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  9. Post #689
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    Tuskin's Avatar
    January 2005
    17,797 Posts
    Hes 40 something.
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  10. Post #690
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    April 2011
    2,606 Posts
    Oh god, kill it with fire.

    Seriously, what pre-pubescent asshole made these mods? He's probably the kind of person who owns a Japanese Love Pillow.
    ~fear not everybody, I can make her more ~gorgeous~ ♥



    ♥♥♥
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  11. Post #691
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,706 Posts
    ~fear not everybody, I can make her more ~gorgeous~ ♥



    ♥♥♥
    Cat: I still have nightmares about that alien...
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  12. Post #692
    The best headhumper of the galaxy.
    RockmanYoshi's Avatar
    January 2012
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    ~fear not everybody, I can make her more ~gorgeous~ ♥



    ♥♥♥
    THOSE EYEBROWS
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  13. Post #693
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    Tuskin's Avatar
    January 2005
    17,797 Posts
    More of that horrible Parallax Occlusion Mapping

    http://cinematicmod.com/forum/viewto...p?p=5964#p5964
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  14. Post #694
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    17,295 Posts
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  15. Post #695
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    Tuskin's Avatar
    January 2005
    17,797 Posts
    She looks Drugged.
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  16. Post #696
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    June 2006
    10,837 Posts
    So many sheet metal scratches.
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  17. Post #697
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    January 2010
    4,787 Posts
    Hes 40 something.
    Probably a 40 year old pervert then.

    I mean, those are like, Angelina Jolie lips right there.
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  18. Post #698
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    March 2007
    2,908 Posts


    Lame. Don't know if it's just my brower but it's playing the GIF way too slow. I had it so fast her face was a jittery blur. Oh well.

    Quality Street
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  19. Post #699
    The best headhumper of the galaxy.
    RockmanYoshi's Avatar
    January 2012
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    Lame. Don't know if it's just my brower but it's playing the GIF way too slow. I had it so fast her face was a jittery blur. Oh well.

    Quality Street
    smarked
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  20. Post #700
    ☆Artist of Science☆
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    August 2010
    5,220 Posts
    Jesus what the fuck happened to Kleiner?
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  21. Post #701

    There you go, and you're right, you cannot unsee
    I must be the only one who can unsee just fine.
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  22. Post #702
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,347 Posts
    ehrmagehrd gehrden
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  23. Post #703
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    April 2010
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  24. Post #704
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    March 2007
    2,908 Posts
    How'd you do that? I had the frame delays set at 0 in Imageready... Figured that was enough as it was zippy in the preview there :P
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  25. Post #705
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,706 Posts
    How'd you do that? I had the frame delays set at 0 in Imageready... Figured that was enough as it was zippy in the preview there :P
    Probably used Flash or some other program different from ImageReady.
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  26. Post #706
    The best headhumper of the galaxy.
    RockmanYoshi's Avatar
    January 2012
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    Even more smarked.
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  27. Post #707
    Lost Darkness's Avatar
    April 2010
    115 Posts
    How'd you do that? I had the frame delays set at 0 in Imageready... Figured that was enough as it was zippy in the preview there :P
    Set it to 0.02. Firefox automatically slows gif animation down if there's a 0 or 0.01 delay. Weird I know.
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  28. Post #708
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    January 2005
    17,797 Posts
    For those who actually like this mod hes released a 'dev snapshot' of the current work on his next version

    http://cinematicmod.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1476

    Someone also made a video

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  29. Post #709
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    July 2010
    1,328 Posts
    For those who actually like this mod hes released a 'dev snapshot' of the current work on his next version

    http://cinematicmod.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1476

    Someone also made a video

    Oh god, what bloom setting is that guy using? (there's like 5), did he set it to the highest possible? Geez.
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  30. Post #710
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    June 2011
    628 Posts
    The only thing that interests me is the POM, don't know about the Post Processing. Its a shame that the POM is gonna be wasted on his textures.
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  31. Post #711
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    January 2005
    17,797 Posts
    So I downloaded 11.37 for curiosities sake, thank god for 5MB/s internet.

    So, for some reason playing this reminds me of the Frostbite engine, kind of. the 'realistic textures', lens glares, flares, and lighting, remind me of ir. Screenshots can't show it, you'd have to play it yourself, which I recommend you don't unless you really want to.

    For these images I set the graphics to 'Cinematic' Preset that is in the configuration so I can play what FakeFactory thinks HL2 should be, minus the NPC models.

    Remember FF 'bridge fetish'? Well its back, and hes brought a long Scaffolding. Lots and lots of scaffolding.
    At least I think its a scaffolding. They're just what looks like docks all along most of a Canals.
    Check out the Helicopter fight for what I mean for the bridges







    Now, the Coast is at night. According to the forums, in the final version you'll beable to toggle between night and day versions. But right now, the coast is too damn dark, especially during Sand-traps. I drove into the ocean, I didn't see the cliff.






    Anyone want to see any specific areas? See what the heck he did to them?
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  32. Post #712
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    August 2007
    9,810 Posts
    did he seriously just put a tall highway bridge across a dam and a river

    Edited:

    usually bridges are always nearby dams



    not above and bypassing the dam itself holy shit
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  33. Post #713
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    October 2009
    108 Posts
    Oh god that fourth pic..

    the term 'bridge fetish' is an understatement
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  34. Post #714
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    January 2005
    6,365 Posts
    I can't wait until version 12 where Alyx has just her head on a giant vagina.
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  35. Post #715
    gay as h*ck
    testinglol's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,020 Posts
    I can't wait until version 12 where Alyx has just her head on a giant vagina.
    you ruined the surprise
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  36. Post #716
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    January 2005
    6,365 Posts
    you ruined the surprise
    It wasn't a surprise, it was a Facepunch exclusive!

    And inevitable.
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  37. Post #717
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    March 2007
    2,908 Posts
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



    Fuck me.
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  38. Post #718
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    January 2005
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    FF did do something the developers originally wanted to do but didn't, I think it was tech reasons. The Devs originally wanted some of the citizen NPCs to speak other languages, possibly randomly, don't remember why they couldn't do it.

    He makes some NPCs (Non important ones) speak a language other then English. For example, when you first enter the Canals, the NPC that runs up to you in the pipe then gets shot in the back at the first Checkpoint yells at you in German. I don't think this is a bug because it has been in the last couple version.
    It always bugged me that everyone spoke English in the middle of Eastern Europe.

    Although, the only other time I've this again was after the Chopper battle in EP2. But then again I don't pay attention much to the Non-Important NPCs.

    Also, apparently FF thinks C17 is Riga in Northern Latvia, all the maps he added to the game reference Latvia and Riga.
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  39. Post #719
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
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    February 2005
    17,295 Posts
    I've always assumed that the Combine relocated all American citizens to Eastern Europe for whatever reason.
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  40. Post #720
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    July 2010
    1,328 Posts
    I'm sure if meme replies weren't bannable, someone would have posted "Bridges, Bridges everywhere"
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