1. Post #1
    TheDefender's Avatar
    October 2007
    152 Posts
    And it's not a maggot weeaboo one either! :D

    First off, sorry if this is in the wrong section, they didn't really have a section for 'sculptures'.

    It's loosely based off an english longsword and is slightly larger at 120cm

    I'll be glad is some of you can give me some ideas how to finish it off. I still have no idea how to attach a guard on it.

    Anyways, pictures!










    I need ideas on what to add design wise, what kind of cross-section i should etch into it, and if it would be cool if i wrote runes into it, following the tolkien elven alphabet or somthing.

    Also, have any of you guys made and awesomely badass swords? Metal or Wood. No plastic fags, plastic has no soul.


    IM NOT DUM I MAKE BIG BADASS SWORD!

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  2. Post #2
    Moo
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    Dennab
    July 2005
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    add a dik to the hilt

    Edited:

    add dik runes

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  3. Post #3
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    November 2006
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    Creationism corner.

    Anyways, swords fail compared to guns.

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  4. Post #4
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    1man1sword do it

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  5. Post #5
    Moo
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    Dennab
    July 2005
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    you look like a fag

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  6. Post #6
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    September 2005
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    What are you making it out of? What's the hilt going to be made of?

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    February 2005
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    you look like a fag
    Don't fuck with this man, he has a sword.
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  8. Post #8
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    Dennab
    July 2005
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    He looks like a beaver
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  9. Post #9
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    I laughed so hard.
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  10. Post #10
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    Dennab
    July 2005
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    his mouth open n everything ready 2 eat wood gay beaver
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    June 2007
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    yeah he needs a badass helmet to cover that face
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    July 2006
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    Thats stupid
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  14. Post #14
    Dennab
    February 2006
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    That's not even a sword.
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  15. Post #15
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    December 2008
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    Is that packing tape?

    Seriously just get a weel gu..I mean sword.
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    March 2007
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    Smithing level needs to be at least 30.
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    HEY JOHNNY, DID YOU LEAVE JESSICA FOR THE SWORD? caps
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    Smithing level needs to be at least 30.
    Requires Master Swordsmith.
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  19. Post #19
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    October 2007
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    All my wood babies!
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  20. Post #20
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    October 2008
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    Put it up your nose lol
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  21. Post #21
    TheDefender's Avatar
    October 2007
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    HEY JOHNNY, DID YOU LEAVE JESSICA FOR THE SWORD? caps
    yeah i did, sword is much better in my ass
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    I think disagree rating should get second meaning or if it already has.

    Disagree/Disgrace
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  23. Post #23
    TheDefender's Avatar
    October 2007
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    Put it up your nose lol
    mi nose lol



    I think disagree rating should get second meaning or if it already has.

    Disagree/Disgrace
    Lol, k rated u disgree.
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    July 2006
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    What are you doing with your face
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  25. Post #25
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    I tried.

    Also, I was too lazy to remove his image tags.
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    August 2009
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    Holy shit you look like an old friend of mine.

    Jake Binns?

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  28. Post #28
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    February 2006
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    Lol maggot mods banned me, im bac tho, wiv vengenc
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  29. Post #29
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    January 2008
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    Also, what IS the thing made out of?

    Appears to be carved wood, but I'm unsure.

  30. Post #30
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    July 2006
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    OP is a tool haha
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  31. Post #31
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    February 2006
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    i maked it out of wood, it's slightly tinted blue, i duno lol
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  32. Post #32
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    May 2009
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    I think he's making a good sword, you should bow down to his sword, it's cool.

  33. Post #33
    INSANEFREAK's Avatar
    February 2006
    78 Posts
    thanks i agree, it really hurts to hit lol. my bro annoys me i hit him, feels good man.

  34. Post #34
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    July 2006
    830 Posts
    addendum: OP is a huuuge tool haha
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  35. Post #35
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    May 2009
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    thanks i agree, it really hurts to hit lol. my bro annoys me i hit him, feels good man.
    your bro is a pretty cool guy, he makes FORSAKEN BOB

  36. Post #36
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    February 2006
    78 Posts
    FORSKAENN BOB! yes

    InsaneInThe(faggothole) - well mayb ur tool? ever think of trha? i dunt see u with the badass swerod here babi


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  37. Post #37
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    July 2006
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    hmm thats cause im not a faggot and dont make swords out of wood when i could be out getting laid with my own woody sword?
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  38. Post #38
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    May 2009
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    hmm thats cause im not a faggot and dont make swords out of wood when i could be out getting laid with my own woody sword?
    he does getting laid, in fact he getting laid before
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  39. Post #39
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    July 2006
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    that tool? notta chance. dont defend that fuckstick he doesnt deserve it

  40. Post #40
    MisterQuiggles's Avatar
    May 2009
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    that tool? notta chance. dont defend that fuckstick he doesnt deserve it
    eh is a pretty cool guy, so stfu go back to /b/
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