Martyrdom is something to be cautious of.
(in the first picture he is sprinting around the corner)
(thats a frying pan)
(we all love a little tea-bagging, pay attention to his ass)
I know its a bit poorly done as my camera some how got un-frozen from it place and had to take a different angle for the last shot but C&C for the idea, DOF, posing, and overall humor?
Yes this has happened to me before.