1. Post #1
    DERAILER OF THREADS DESTROYER OF IDIOTS
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    February 2009
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    NEW YORK Jamaican reggae artist Major Mackerel says he's wasslashed in the head, arm and hand by a New York City man wielding a 2-foot sword.

    Police say one of the musician's Brooklyn neighbors was arrested and the sword was recovered Sunday morning.

    Major Mackerel was hospitalized for several hours. He left the hospital with bandages crowning his dreadlocks and wrapped around his left hand, wrist and elbow.

    Major Mackerel has released several albums. His real name is Garfield Dixon.

    His girlfriend, Novia Watson, says the neighbor said he was angry because the reggae artist was harassing his wife. But Watson says the artist never messed with her.

    Major Mackerel also denies harassing the woman. His neighbor faces charges including assault with intent to cause serious injury with a weapon.
    Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

    Sword attacks seem to be on the rise.
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    That's it, i getting a sword.
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    Major Mackeral? Garfield Dixon? Sword attacks? Fox News.
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    July 2007
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    Jamaican Reggae Artist.

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    bulletshield's Avatar
    September 2008
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    Sword attack?

    Artistic
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    March 2009
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    fuck, I cant think of a pun.

  7. Post #7
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    August 2009
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    2 feet isn't very long for a sword
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  8. Post #8
    NotMeh works out at home.
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    June 2009
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    I didn't know swords had feet

    Edit:

    Rated myself box
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    Major Mackeral and Garfield Dixon? That just sounds like four random names put together.
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    I didn't know swords had feet
    You are hilarious.
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    January 2006
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    Swords are the new guns.

  12. Post #12
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    2 feet isn't very long for a sword
    Might of been that secondary samurai sword the name of I have forgotten at the moment. It starts with a "W" though...
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    Wakazashi
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    January 2007
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    Fuck I need a sword. I can't defend a sword with a gun, either!

  15. Post #15
    DERAILER OF THREADS DESTROYER OF IDIOTS
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    February 2009
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    Wakazashi
    That's it! Thanks.

  16. Post #16
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    June 2008
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    Maybe his reggae music wasn't all it was... cut out to be.
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    Might of been that secondary samurai sword the name of I have forgotten at the moment. It starts with a "W" though...
    * 大脇差:1尺8寸以上2尺未満(54.5cm~60.6cm)(Large wakizashi - 54.5cm~60.6cm)
    * 中脇差:1尺3寸以上1尺8寸未満(40cm~54.5cm)(Medium wakizashi - 40cm~54.5cm)
    * 小脇差:1尺以上1尺3寸未満(40cm未満)(Small wakizashi - <40cm)

    Sounds bout right
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    Maybe his reggae music wasn't all it was... cut out to be.
    That was really fucking dumb
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  19. Post #19
    Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!
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    Major Mackerel says he's wasslashed in the head, arm and hand
    wat

  20. Post #20
    BAZ
    Dav0r, buy me a custom title. I'm far too poor ;_;
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    wasslashed with wakazashi
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  21. Post #21
    NotMeh works out at home.
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    then he wassheathed the sword?

  22. Post #22
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    September 2008
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    I bet the major was gutted.

    Edited:

    :smug:
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    BJK
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    So much trouble in the world

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  25. Post #25
    FUCK YOU
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    Wakazashi
    It's Wakizashi
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