I bet Fox reports on it within 8 hours from now, who wants to take my bet
"Earlier today left-leaning NASA successfully bombed the moon in search of water, but the real story is a Mission Control tech who was cruelly denied a high-five just after impact. Sean Hannity has more:"
"Thanks. You know, reckless denying of high-fives while wasting taxpayer money is exactly the sort of behavior I'd expect from the arrogant, elitist east-coast liberals at NASA..."