1. Post #1
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    September 2008
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    What a douchebag.

    Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson, will pose nude forPlaygirl, his attorney said on Wednesday.

    Details of the arrangement with Playgirl -- which has been published exclusively online since its print operation folded in early 2009 -- remain to be fleshed out, according to the Associated Press. “Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it's a ‘foregone conclusion’ it will happen,” the AP reported.

    The former high school hockey player intends to be in top shape for the shoot, training three hours per day, six nights a week, at an Anchorage gym with Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor.

    Johnston, 19, fathered a son with Bristol Palin, the daughter of the former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee. The baby, Tripp, was born in December, and the couple broke up a few months later.

    In September, Johnston appeared in a tell-all article for Vanity Fair and revealed the goings-on around the Palin household.
    http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_N..._for_Playgirl/
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    September 2005
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    :byodood: oh god no

  3. Post #3
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    July 2009
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    Playgirl still exists?
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    Playgirl still exists?
    It does?

  5. Post #5
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    What the fuuuckkk
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    WTF are Playboy doing
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    But I was FROZEN TODAY!
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    WTF are Playboy doing
    Way to read the thread
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    January 2007
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    But I was FROZEN TODAY!
    Ahaha. I was about to post that on this exact topic.

  10. Post #10
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    I like the sound of this. Pics are a must!
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    lol
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    April 2009
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    Knocking that little slut up was the best career move he ever made.
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    Wait... wait, what? Oh god...
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    too bad this didn't happen when she was running with mccain

    would've made it hilarious
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    Dennab
    February 2006
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    Ok now all we need is Sarah Palin posing naked for Playboy.
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    Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson
    so he's sarah palins son?

    Edited:

    oh son in law

    Edited:

    oh he just knocked her up okay
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    ugh, god... everything about him screams asshole.

    Hurr, i got my name "tattooed" to my forearm" and I'm representing alaska hurrdurr.

  19. Post #19
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    Fucking the governor's daughter and gettin' naked
    aww rigghht :smug:
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    Ahaha. I was about to post that on this exact topic.
    Why? It's not funny unless you use it right.

  21. Post #21
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    July 2006
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    Fucking the governor's daughter and gettin' naked
    aww rigghht :smug:
    fuck bitches, get paid.
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  22. Post #22
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    I can understand why you might say he is a douchebag or knocking a girl up and leaving, but I fail to see how this story makes him a douchebag. Frankly, I can't fathom how this affects you, so unless you're all girls, you really ought to calm the fuck down.

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    I can understand why you might say he is a douchebag or knocking a girl up and leaving, but I fail to see how this story makes him a douchebag. Frankly, I can't fathom how this affects you, so unless you're all girls, you really ought to calm the fuck down.

    Facepunch- Your #1 source of sexism, latent homophobia and general bigotry since '04
    Well, I'm a girl. So I guess I can tell what a douchbag is from a mile away
    All he is really doing is trying to get another 15 minutes of fame. He's not really exploiting his child and the mother of the child, but it's just a little fucked up. Unless he has some warped back-up plan to raise money for child support for his kid, I don't understand what his motive for this other than being a manwhore.

  24. Post #24
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    Well, I'm a girl. So I guess I can tell what a douchbag is from a mile away
    All he is really doing is trying to get another 15 minutes of fame. He's not really exploiting his child and the mother of the child, but it's just a little fucked up. Unless he has some warped back-up plan to raise money for child support for his kid, I don't understand what his motive for this other than being a manwhore.
    I wasn't saying you have to be a girl to know a douchebag, I'm saying that a bunch of people who don't read playgirl are bawing about who's gonna be in it.

    Also, you could call any guy in a porn magazine a "manwhore", and most people probably would, yet noboby seems to hate girls in porn.

  25. Post #25
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    Also, you could call any guy in a porn magazine a "manwhore", and most people probably would, yet noboby seems to hate girls in porn.
    But we know about his personal life.

    thats because they are too busy fapping over them... unless they see their friend, mum, sister, what have you stripping in there, then thats when they will say that. imo
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  26. Post #26
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    Wait... wait, wait....

    hahahaha, oh man, nevermind, I issue a retraction, I didn't realize hooker vomit MADE this thread.

    Sorry there, didn't recognize your new avatar.


    Still think facepunch is a bunch of bigots though; but when you make that incorrect of a statement, you just have to cut your losses and rate yourself "bad reading".
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    Wait... wait, wait....

    hahahaha, oh man, nevermind, I issue a retraction, I didn't realize hooker vomit MADE this thread.

    Sorry there, didn't recognize your new avatar.


    Still think facepunch is a bunch of bigots though; but when you make that incorrect of a statement, you just have to cut your losses and rate yourself "bad reading".
    :glomp: I've had this for about a month and a half silly.

    And of course FP has bigots on here.

  28. Post #28
    Please waste more of your money changing this title again.
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    :glomp: I've had this for about a month and a half silly.

    And of course FP has bigots on here.
    When I first scrolled down and saw that glomp emot, all I saw was one smiley sneaking up behind the other.

    Am I a bad person if the first thing I expected was something similar in the gooncamp emot?

    :ohdear:
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    December 2007
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    Oh hey hookervomit. Glad to see you're alive and healthy posting threads about manwhores.

    Edited:

    :gooncamp:
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    I can understand why you might say he is a douchebag or knocking a girl up and leaving, but I fail to see how this story makes him a douchebag. Frankly, I can't fathom how this affects you, so unless you're all girls, you really ought to calm the fuck down.

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  31. Post #31
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    ryandaniels- Your #1 source of condescending moral superiority since '06.
    Thank you, *bows*, thank you!


    Although, I don't believe in right and wrong, so more accurately put, it would be "condescending logical superiority". But good attempt anyways.

  32. Post #32
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    April 2008
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    Poor sarah palin.

  33. Post #33
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    August 2009
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    Ok now all we need is Sarah Palin posing naked for Playboy.
    ...please...no...

  34. Post #34
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    July 2006
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    i think the real douchebags are the fellas working at playgirl who said "you know who needs to be more famous? that guy who knocked up the almost-VP's daughter."

  35. Post #35
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    I wasn't saying you have to be a girl to know a douchebag, I'm saying that a bunch of people who don't read playgirl are bawing about who's gonna be in it.

    Also, you could call any guy in a porn magazine a "manwhore", and most people probably would, yet noboby seems to hate girls in porn.
    I think he's a douchebag for being an Alaskan who wears a Billabong t-shirt
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  36. Post #36
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    :ohdear: I wear Hollister and Zara :c

  37. Post #37
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    FUCK

    All i saw was nude and i clicked so dam fast and well now.. :( :barf:
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