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Alright, let me just start off by saying that i'm sure most you fpers probably have a hard time believing this, but i'm going to post the story nonetheless.

Well it happened a couple of days ago(friday), I had anatomy class. We had our usual lecture at the start of class, then when he was done with what he had to say, we began with our 5 minute pose sketches. Where we have to draw 1 of 2 models in the class for around 20 minutes in sets of 5 minutes each pose.

Our half of the class had this male model, while the other had a female. Now you can rotate whenever you want as long as it's not in mid pose. So you can get a variety in your sketchbook. Anyways, we were drawing for a while until lunch break hit. So me n some friends went out to the cafe we usually have lunch at, and started to talk, one of my friends asks us..

"Guys, did you fuckin see what i saw in there?"

We all shook our heads like no? What are you talking about.

"Dudes, you're telling me no one here saw the model just pop an erection, and jizz all of the chair he was sitting on?"

Right here we start laughin at him, saying wtf? You're fuckin kidding me.. There's no way he did that etc..etc..

He was like "God damn it guys i swear, I wouldn't make this shit up."

We were like well okay, okay, it's time to get back to class, lets go, and the 3 of us went back to class.

When we arrived, we noticed most of the people from the male models side switched over to the female models side, and there were like only 2 or 3 people left on the males side. The 3 of us looked at each other all thinking, did they see it too?

The friend who claimed to have seen what he saw decided to join up on the females side too, to avoid another rape of his eyes.
I decided to stay, because i really didn't believe him, me n my friend both stayed, along with those other 2 or 3 guys.

And so began the 60 minute sitting pose, after the first 15 minutes i had some good line art and shading goin on, and was working on one of the legs, then i noticed something flinch out of the corner of my eye,

And what do I fucking see?!

The fucker popped an erection, his dick then started to flop up and down 3 or 4 times, and went to rest, after a couple of seconds, a stream of jizz began to drizzle out onto the fucking chair.

So, i just well, continued on drawing as if I saw nothing, still a bit dazzled from what I saw.
after about 10 minutes.. THE GUY DOES IT AGAIN!..

Oh fuckin wow, I had no idea how to react to this, what to do, what to do, I was completely distracted from my drawing now, I was thinking of telling my teacher, but I kept thinking,

What the fuck do I tell him, I could imagine the converstaion going like

" Oh hey, Sean.."

"yeah what is it?"
"Um, yeah, our model can't seem to stop jizzing all over himself"

I really didn't feel like striking such a conversation. It was so effing awkward as it was. I managed to sit through the class ignoring it, and continue to work on my drawing. And well, he managed to do it about 3 more times in the rest of those 60 minutes. This guy was like a fucking beast.

And I swear to God, I felt like I could start smelling that shit after a while

And I really coudn't switch to the other model because we were already in mid pose, and it would have attracted the teachers attention. And I don't want to go through that certain conversation out loud.

Once the pose was done, and class ended I noticed the asshole decides to fold the drapery off the chair and over the jizz stain so that it covered up well, I just thought "you fuckin cheeky bastard". The way he did it all nonchalant as well.

Well, I immediately bolted the fuck out of the class and met up with my friends at the bus stop and we all had a talk about how we all saw this shit happen.


I went to my friends place to tell him of such an event, and he wasn't there yet, so i texted him and saw that he was comin over soon, so I waited for him, and when his bus arrived, he comes out of there telling me how people in that bus were talking about a model jizzing in class as he was posing. So apparently this news traveled fast in our school.



Well here's a drawing of the guy if you'd like to see -

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2162/img0294w.jpg
So now I believe I am scarred for life.

What the fuck.

I'd Say. Thank god for Female models, although our models are always old and fat :(

I'm not going to take an art class unless they're only women posing.

And where's the drawing of the girl?

Op should be banned for not posting drawing of nakedgirl.

Oh you asshole, I can't stop laughing now! I love you! xD

What the fuck, also nice drawing none the less.

That guy is flabby

edit:

Got his flabby jizz all over the chair

maybe he has an exhibition fetish

edit:indulge him with loud and emphatic compliments

oh goddamnit

you wanted to smell it? man you gottap ut down dat pot. whoever rated me bad reading is obviously an idiot.

The hell?...

A+ thread would read again.

(User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - cosmic duck))

Screw you duck it was an A+ thread and I did read it again.

that's pretty much one of the most awkward things

Seriously what the fuck?!

And I jizz... in... my art class.

bahahaha
oh wow...

Yes, I too am having troubles getting it up to this story.

The fuck

Shit, sounds like it'd be bad to have a seat in the front row. Next time I guess you'll need to bring a raincoat.

I am speechless

You best be trolling otherwise that is fucked up, i mean who gets off to that in the first place, let alone fucking jizz for no reason.

You should charge him for being a pedo.

How the heck could such a thing happen all by itself

You should have drawn him jizzing.

Best thread all year.

Well, there must of been hot girls in your class. Dirty old man.

This is the greatest thing I've ever read in my life.

Well everyone is 18 or over in our class.

There are only a couple girls I consider to be really good looking in our class, and neither of them were on the male models side of the class At that time.

I shouldn't have been eating my cornflakes while reading this.

Y'know. Reading that might not have been so horrifying if I didn't unhide the media tag first.

I presume the usual weird occurrences are going on over there.

lol yep as usual. Have you heard of this news from your sister yet? :P

No, but I shall ask the next time I speak to her.

Good God. "Look Mom! No hands!"

I wish I could orgasm without doing anything

I give you a heart because you need support through your time of difficulty

Hahaha what a pro.

We were only doing leg shots at the time I was drawing the girl.


sorry.

He needs to chew ice.

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manly legs

Was the girl flabby also?

Sounds like someone is a bit insecure of their sexuality!

Not really, she was actually quite fine.

He really really likes art?

I'm going to be starting anatomy soon. Thanks.

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Oh yeah fuck bitch, pencil that shit in. Pencil that motherfucker in good.

I feel sick.

OP, admit it, it was over you the guy jizzed.

This is a bad dream. Like, you're about to go into art class, and then the male model keeps jizzing himself. And you're in your underwear.

What the fuck

JIZZ IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT

The beauty of the natural male form, captured on canvas.

He looks like some anime villain or some shit.

Albeit naked.

Is he a regular model? If so, who cleans the sheets?

and i jizzed in my pants

I don't know, I've never seen him before, and I don't know who cleans them but for Gods sake I hope they do.

He looks like a wood elf from Oblivion.

He looks more like Geert Wilders.

Now that you mention it..

You really do read some weird shit on Facepunch.

I love you guys.

How did he manage to do that?

Hahahaha this is hilarious.
I would burst out laughing if I was there.
And probably say something to make this situation even more awkward... like "dude you're drippin" or "stop flapping your penis dude, we don't know how to draw movement yet" or something else equally stupid.

"Has this naked guy really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

THAT IS THE QUESTION OF THE FUTURE.

Does not compute.

When you told me and onox this over skype.

I was laughing so friggin hard. That's insane dude. that's insane.

This is normal compared to some of the stuff that's been posted

The guys dick b4 jizzing and than BAM

Christ, you have to wonder what sort of luck you'd need to be able to do that? I mean shit I know people are all different... but was he like rubbing himself discretely or was there friction of any sort?! I need answers!

A small percentage of women are able to orgasm purely by using their imagination.
Maybe this guy can also do that, or something like thath.

Avatar fits. but ya, that guy is definitely a nut job. I feel sorry for the OP. I would a been like. "Uhm, Out male model is jizzing himself... Am i supposed to sketch that as well?"

Doesn't sound realistic, probably untrue.

However, the part about drawing nude bodies isn't, I know of a girl actually that is posing nude for this one art class on Campus...

Ok first of all, you skipped the female model so you could watch the other guy jizz himself? Second, why would you draw naked people in anatomy?

He was clearly looking at the female model across the room.

Real or fake, made me laugh.

You can not make shit like this up my friend.

Edited:

okay maybe i'm not entirely correct, but i'm fairly sure this happened

That's fucked up, I mean how the fuck? His dick like a tap or something?