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 4 Weeks Ago Last edited by TrueWolF; 4 Weeks Ago at 03:28AM..
TrueWolF's Avatar
May 2008
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Bolded the tldr version

Alright, let me just start off by saying that i'm sure most you fpers probably have a hard time believing this, but i'm going to post the story nonetheless.

Well it happened a couple of days ago(friday), I had anatomy class. We had our usual lecture at the start of class, then when he was done with what he had to say, we began with our 5 minute pose sketches. Where we have to draw 1 of 2 models in the class for around 20 minutes in sets of 5 minutes each pose.

Our half of the class had this male model, while the other had a female. Now you can rotate whenever you want as long as it's not in mid pose. So you can get a variety in your sketchbook. Anyways, we were drawing for a while until lunch break hit. So me n some friends went out to the cafe we usually have lunch at, and started to talk, one of my friends asks us..

"Guys, did you fuckin see what i saw in there?"

We all shook our heads like no? What are you talking about.

"Dudes, you're telling me no one here saw the model just pop an erection, and jizz all of the chair he was sitting on?"

Right here we start laughin at him, saying wtf? You're fuckin kidding me.. There's no way he did that etc..etc..

He was like "God damn it guys i swear, I wouldn't make this shit up."

We were like well okay, okay, it's time to get back to class, lets go, and the 3 of us went back to class.

When we arrived, we noticed most of the people from the male models side switched over to the female models side, and there were like only 2 or 3 people left on the males side. The 3 of us looked at each other all thinking, did they see it too?

The friend who claimed to have seen what he saw decided to join up on the females side too, to avoid another rape of his eyes.
I decided to stay, because i really didn't believe him, me n my friend both stayed, along with those other 2 or 3 guys.

And so began the 60 minute sitting pose, after the first 15 minutes i had some good line art and shading goin on, and was working on one of the legs, then i noticed something flinch out of the corner of my eye,

And what do I fucking see?!

The fucker popped an erection, his dick then started to flop up and down 3 or 4 times, and went to rest, after a couple of seconds, a stream of jizz began to drizzle out onto the fucking chair.

So, i just well, continued on drawing as if I saw nothing, still a bit dazzled from what I saw.
after about 10 minutes.. THE GUY DOES IT AGAIN!..

Oh fuckin wow, I had no idea how to react to this, what to do, what to do, I was completely distracted from my drawing now, I was thinking of telling my teacher, but I kept thinking,

What the fuck do I tell him, I could imagine the converstaion going like

" Oh hey, Sean.."

"yeah what is it?"
"Um, yeah, our model can't seem to stop jizzing all over himself"

I really didn't feel like striking such a conversation. It was so effing awkward as it was. I managed to sit through the class ignoring it, and continue to work on my drawing. And well, he managed to do it about 3 more times in the rest of those 60 minutes. This guy was like a fucking beast.

And I swear to God, I felt like I could start smelling that shit after a while

And I really coudn't switch to the other model because we were already in mid pose, and it would have attracted the teachers attention. And I don't want to go through that certain conversation out loud.

Once the pose was done, and class ended I noticed the asshole decides to fold the drapery off the chair and over the jizz stain so that it covered up well, I just thought "you fuckin cheeky bastard". The way he did it all nonchalant as well.

Well, I immediately bolted the fuck out of the class and met up with my friends at the bus stop and we all had a talk about how we all saw this shit happen.


I went to my friends place to tell him of such an event, and he wasn't there yet, so i texted him and saw that he was comin over soon, so I waited for him, and when his bus arrived, he comes out of there telling me how people in that bus were talking about a model jizzing in class as he was posing. So apparently this news traveled fast in our school.



Well here's a drawing of the guy if you'd like to see -


So now I believe I am scarred for life.
 Post #2
 4 Weeks Ago
slayer3032's Avatar
November 2007
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What the fuck.
 Post #3
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Albatross's Avatar
July 2006
406 Posts
I'd Say. Thank god for Female models, although our models are always old and fat :(
 Post #4
 4 Weeks Ago Last edited by dryer-lint; 4 Weeks Ago at 08:15AM..
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May 2006
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I'm not going to take an art class unless they're only women posing.

And where's the drawing of the girl?

Op should be banned for not posting drawing of nakedgirl.
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redback3's Avatar
December 2005
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Oh you asshole, I can't stop laughing now! I love you! xD
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gringamouse's Avatar
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Deadoon v.2's Avatar
July 2009
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What the fuck, also nice drawing none the less.
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hypno-toad's Avatar
October 2006
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That guy is flabby

edit:

Got his flabby jizz all over the chair
 Post #9
 4 Weeks Ago Last edited by Guardian-Angel; 4 Weeks Ago at 08:14AM..
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June 2009
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maybe he has an exhibition fetish

edit:indulge him with loud and emphatic compliments
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 4 Weeks Ago
Furioso's Avatar
October 2006
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oh goddamnit
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 4 Weeks Ago Last edited by Soren; 4 Weeks Ago at 08:16AM..
Soren's Avatar
May 2008
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you wanted to smell it? man you gottap ut down dat pot. whoever rated me bad reading is obviously an idiot.
 Post #12
 4 Weeks Ago
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October 2008
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The hell?...
 Post #13
 4 Weeks Ago Last edited by FunnyBunny; 4 Weeks Ago at 11:02PM..
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December 2006
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A+ thread would read again.

(User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - cosmic duck))

Screw you duck it was an A+ thread and I did read it again.
 Post #14
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September 2005
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that's pretty much one of the most awkward things
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 4 Weeks Ago Last edited by noctune9; 4 Weeks Ago at 08:16AM..
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April 2008
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Seriously what the fuck?!

 Post #16
 4 Weeks Ago
Somebody_404's Avatar
January 2008
999 Posts
And I jizz... in... my art class.
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TrulliLulli's Avatar
September 2007
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bahahaha
oh wow...
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hypno-toad's Avatar
October 2006
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Yes, I too am having troubles getting it up to this story.
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spacedooky's Avatar
December 2007
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The fuck
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Euphorium's Avatar
March 2007
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Shit, sounds like it'd be bad to have a seat in the front row. Next time I guess you'll need to bring a raincoat.
 Post #21
 4 Weeks Ago
Akuma_lektro's Avatar
November 2006
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I am speechless
 Post #22
 4 Weeks Ago
bigdan's Avatar
August 2006
987 Posts
You best be trolling otherwise that is fucked up, i mean who gets off to that in the first place, let alone fucking jizz for no reason.

You should charge him for being a pedo.
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Max of S2D's Avatar
November 2008
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How the heck could such a thing happen all by itself
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icypenguin's Avatar
October 2007
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You should have drawn him jizzing.
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Madman_Andre's Avatar
November 2007
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Best thread all year.
 Post #27
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benos's Avatar
October 2008
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Well, there must of been hot girls in your class. Dirty old man.
 Post #28
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Reaver1991's Avatar
June 2007
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This is the greatest thing I've ever read in my life.
 Post #29
 4 Weeks Ago Last edited by TrueWolF; 2 Weeks Ago at 09:03AM..
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May 2008
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You best be trolling otherwise that is fucked up, i mean who gets off to that in the first place, let alone fucking jizz for no reason.

You should charge him for being a pedo.
Well everyone is 18 or over in our class.

Well, there must of been hot girls in your class. Dirty old man.
There are only a couple girls I consider to be really good looking in our class, and neither of them were on the male models side of the class At that time.
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Ubergoose's Avatar
October 2007
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I shouldn't have been eating my cornflakes while reading this.
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PieClock's Avatar
August 2006
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Y'know. Reading that might not have been so horrifying if I didn't unhide the media tag first.
 Post #32
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angelangel's Avatar
November 2005
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I presume the usual weird occurrences are going on over there.
 Post #33
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TrueWolF's Avatar
May 2008
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I presume the usual weird occurrences are going on over there.
lol yep as usual. Have you heard of this news from your sister yet? :P
 Post #34
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angelangel's Avatar
November 2005
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No, but I shall ask the next time I speak to her.
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Klammyxxl's Avatar
April 2009
507 Posts
Good God. "Look Mom! No hands!"
 Post #36
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toastedspyro's Avatar
April 2008
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I wish I could orgasm without doing anything
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Hamushka11's Avatar
May 2007
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I give you a heart because you need support through your time of difficulty
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Hunterbrute's Avatar
March 2009
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Hahaha what a pro.
 Post #39
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TrueWolF's Avatar
May 2008
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And where's the drawing of the girl?

Op should be banned for not posting drawing of nakedgirl.
We were only doing leg shots at the time I was drawing the girl.


sorry.
 Post #40
 4 Weeks Ago
Konigstiger96's Avatar
January 2009
326 Posts
He needs to chew ice.
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