1. Post #41
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    Thomo's Avatar
    March 2007
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    That kid has my respect for life.
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  2. Post #42
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    June 2008
    2,937 Posts
    That's amazing and horrible at the same time. :(
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  3. Post #43
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    Dennab
    May 2007
    2,686 Posts
    This makes me sad.

    Because my father had an heart attack recently while driving on the road, and if my brother wasn't with him at that time. He'd be dead now.
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  4. Post #44
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    October 2007
    21,628 Posts
    Nice drivin' pardner, but you're already too late... urgh
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  5. Post #45
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    October 2008
    6,703 Posts
    SYSTEMATIK JUSTICE

    this kid's Systematiks sidekick in the making.
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  6. Post #46
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    April 2006
    830 Posts
    Future badass in the making-they all lose their parents young. Batman for instance, saw his parents gunned down in front of his eyes.
    So what's this kid going to become? Valetman?
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  7. Post #47
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    February 2008
    5,523 Posts
    i never would have thought to turn off the car at nine years old. i would have just flipped a shit and bailed.
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  8. Post #48
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    August 2009
    3,013 Posts
    am i a bad person for laughing at that?
    Yes.



    :colbert:
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  9. Post #49
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    January 2008
    282 Posts
    :ohdear:
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  10. Post #50
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    April 2005
    4,854 Posts
    He should get a purple heart


    for taking a bullet in his soul in the battle for a life
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  11. Post #51
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    January 2008
    1,003 Posts
    This kid is more awesome than that 7 year old black kid that went to do hood rat stuff in his mom's car.

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  12. Post #52
    Apple extraordinaire~ ♥
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    November 2005
    16,238 Posts
    Son, you make me proud boy.
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  13. Post #53
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,185 Posts
    Sounds like the start of a movie, then the kid becomes a pro racing driver.
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  14. Post #54
    hang you're self
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    March 2008
    4,726 Posts
    The saddest part of this story is, looking back at this news story as an adult, he'll be called awesome, but won't be able to see that over his mother's death. :frown:
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  15. Post #55
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    January 2008
    1,881 Posts
    How the hell did she die?
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  16. Post #56
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    February 2009
    3,696 Posts
    Seemed to be going great until I read the part that the mom died.
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  17. Post #57
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    November 2008
    1,949 Posts
    Dammit.
    I saw Grimsby and thought, thats where i live.
    Then i saw Ont and noticed it was the Canada one.
    Nothing good ever happens here in the UK Grimsby.
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  18. Post #58
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    March 2007
    4,533 Posts
    Dammit.
    I saw Grimsby and thought, thats where i live.
    Then i saw Ont and noticed it was the Canada one.
    Nothing good ever happens here in the UK Grimsby.
    Grimsby stinks of fish anyway.
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  19. Post #59
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    November 2007
    15,923 Posts
    if I were ever to go unconscious in a car, I'd be proud to have him drive with me.
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  20. Post #60
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    October 2008
    6,703 Posts
    I would make a 'i am not disappoint' picture but that would be unfunny time consuming and unoriginal
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  21. Post #61
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    November 2007
    7,239 Posts
    What? Seriously? I thought this was just made up for Batman Arkham Asylum :raise:
    :what:

    Just, :what:
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  22. Post #62
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    December 2006
    7,573 Posts
    That 9 year old is pretty smart. Too bad the mother died. :(
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  23. Post #63
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    October 2006
    9,207 Posts
    Very good kid. I feel bad for him though; at least he did what he could, which was more than expected of him.
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  24. Post #64
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
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    February 2005
    17,368 Posts
    *reads*
    "Aw what a nice young la-*
    *finish reading*
    "Oh."
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  25. Post #65
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    July 2009
    34 Posts
    That kid is amazing. It's such a shame his mother died. He deserves better and she deserves better.
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  26. Post #66
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    October 2008
    3,168 Posts
    That's sad, 9 years old and he looses his mom.
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  27. Post #67
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    October 2008
    6,703 Posts
    I was kind of disappointed when I read the article to, since the title didn't really mention the death. So I was like
    "What a fucking badass that was great FP material, maybe I should read the end oh whats this-"

    and I felt the anguish of a thousand sorrowful blades plunge into my rock hard abdominals..
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  28. Post #68
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    December 2006
    1,715 Posts
    Don't worry, you're on the Internet. The only hated people here are furries, kids, emos, camwhores and trolls.
    wait...why do we hate cam whores? I LIKE tits. I can see ugly camwhores being hated, but what about the hot ones! WHAT ABOUT THE HOT ONES!
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    Also this kid probably saved not only his life, but the lives of the others on the road since it would of caused an accident. Who knows.
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  29. Post #69
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    October 2008
    5,261 Posts
    I can spot a memegenerator of that kid a mile awhile.
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  30. Post #70
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    May 2009
    1,801 Posts
    Funny bomb successfully deployed.
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  31. Post #71
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    October 2008
    5,261 Posts
    I can be unfunny and still get one. I hope I don't.
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  32. Post #72
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    March 2006
    119 Posts
    Big deal, I had to take the wheel once when my mum started blowing my dad.
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  33. Post #73
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    July 2009
    7,138 Posts
    Close, but no cigar.
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