Serious Sam HD - Its time to get SERIOUS!

MAspiderface

July 2009
3,945 Posts

Its out, buy it now!

http://www.serioussam.com/home.php

AWESOME MARKETING BULLET POINTS (cps)

The indie sensation Serious Sam: The First Encounter is reborn in glorious high-
definition for legions of long-time fans and a whole new generation of gamers around the world. Featuring dazzling visuals and revamped design, gamers take control of the legendary Sam ‘Serious’ Stone as he is sent back through time to ancient Egypt to battle the overwhelming forces of Notorious Mental and the Sirian army.

Developed by Croteam and powered by the next-generation Serious Engine 3, Serious Sam HD features beautifully rendered, high-resolution visuals and lushly redesigned environments to create the most astonishing Serious Sam game ever.

Return to the golden age of frantic, non-stop action with Serious Sam’s trademark onslaught of enemies rushing towards you at every turn. From the charging Sirian Werebull to the screaming Headless Kamikaze and the multi-story Ugh-Zan, all of the infamous minions of Notorious Mental have been spectacularly redesigned for Serious Sam HD.

Fire up one of the greatest arsenals in gaming history by wielding demon-stopping revolvers, lead-spewing miniguns, and monstrous cannons for when you absolutely, positively, have to kill every enemy in sight.

More than 14 levels of bedlam set against the expansive backdrop of ancient Egypt with every square inch upgraded and reworked to create one of the most visually stunning experiences on Xbox LIVE Arcade and PC.

Embrace the mayhem with up to four players through online co-op on Xbox LIVE or unleash total chaos with up to 16 players on PC.

Screenies
http://www.serioussam.com/images/screens-big_01.jpghttp://www.serioussam.com/images/screens-big_02.jpg

View YouTUBE video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=85rjt3lSZRQ

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SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS FOR PC FUCK YEAR (caps)
System Requirements

o OS: Windows XP w/SP1 or newer
o Processor: Intel Pentium IV 3+ Ghz or AMD Athlon64 3500+
o Memory: 1 GB
o Graphics: nVidia GeForce 7600, ATI Radeon X1600 (Shader Model 3.0 required!)
o DirectX®: DirectX 9.0c August 2009 Edition or newer

Preorder list-

Me
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Antallion
Asm
Erp
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Keychain
Antylino
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Luke F

Official FP Group

Serious Success Stories
Fork Parker
Aretha Trimble
The Fletsmanders
Headless Kamikaze

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Bman212

Gold Member

January 2007
3,488 Posts

cool

Jzzb

Gold Member

March 2007
3,984 Posts

Oh man, looks great

Luke F

July 2006
1,759 Posts

Been waiting for it.
This is gonna be awesome, nuff said.

theredstar

July 2009
260 Posts

Anybody know what the system requirements will be for PC?

Mitogenesis

November 2006
290 Posts

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

It's about time.

MAspiderface

July 2009
3,945 Posts

theredstar posted:

Anybody know what the system requirements will be for PC?

Not sure yet, but once I find them I will add them immediatley.

Zezibesh

Gold Member

May 2008
7,110 Posts

Serious Sam fuck yeah

FamousCra

September 2005
653 Posts

Accidentally closed the link but a dev said that this game will be using GFWL.

I was going to buy it too.

wingless

Gold Member

August 2008
3,488 Posts

I found this in the screenshots

What the hell!

Furioso

Gold Member

October 2006
6,288 Posts

I can't wait for this. Coop is gonna be ridiculously fun.

[GMOB] Luke

October 2009
526 Posts

Lovely, never played the original Serious Sam, but this looks amazing!

Nintendo-Guy

Gold Member

November 2007
19,267 Posts

don't forget the trailer

View YouTUBE video

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4YD0yeuuOrY

PASGETTIII

Zezibesh

Gold Member

May 2008
7,110 Posts

I love that commercial. Should be on TV.

broo20

April 2009
1,692 Posts

w00t.

rosthouse

Gold Member

November 2007
5,003 Posts

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

God, I love those things.

TINCAN

January 2008
1,971 Posts

So is there a release date or am I late?

Orkel

Gold Member

January 2005
17,456 Posts

Fucking awesome, I love Serious Sam. Going to buy this from the 360 arcade for sure.

HumanAbyss

March 2009
6,513 Posts

Zezibesh posted:

Serious Sam fuck yeah

My exact words.

nige111

Gold Member

January 2005
3,657 Posts

I really hope this doesn't use GFWL, because other than the obvious shittiness of it, there's the whole thing where it flatout doesn't work for me.

bigdan

August 2006
1,274 Posts

rosthouse posted:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

God, I love those things.

How does one scream without thy head.

Nintendo-Guy

Gold Member

November 2007
19,267 Posts

bigdan posted:

How does one scream without thy head.

this is what they looked like in serious sam 2

Edited:

here's what they look like in serious sam HD

http://images.eurogamer.net/assets/articles//a/7/9/7/8/2/9/Serious_Sam_HD_PC_DVD_ROM________Screenshots7491SeriousSamTFE_HD_5.jpg.jpg
and the old one

Orkel

Gold Member

January 2005
17,456 Posts

Nintendo-Guy posted:

here's what they look like in serious sam HD

http://images.eurogamer.net/assets/articles//a/7/9/7/8/2/9/Serious_Sam_HD_PC_DVD_ROM________Screenshots7491SeriousSamTFE_HD_5.jpg.jpg
and the old one

Ugh, they shouldn't have changed the neck into a metallic one, the cut bloody old necks were cooler.