1. Post #1
    CNN
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    January 2010
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    Lots of people masturbate. But do people masturbate like this? Every night I go to sleep I have the urge to hump my bed. I do this a lot now, pretending I'm making love to a beautiful woman. Does anybody else hump their bed?

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    You're weird.
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  3. Post #3

    October 2008
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    No

    That's creepy.







    ...brb going to bed

    honest
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  4. Post #4
    Left4Meds's Avatar
    November 2009
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    I've heard of this before, I'd assume it's just uncommon.
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  5. Post #5
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    October 2009
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    My bed humps me is that normal?
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  6. Post #6
    Glod Menber
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    June 2008
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    My bed humps me is that normal?
    Yes.
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  7. Post #7
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    January 2010
    182 Posts
    i hump my own face
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  8. Post #8
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    I tried it once. It's not much different, just more physically demanding.
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    CNN
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    January 2010
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    I've heard of this before, I'd assume it's just uncommon.
    Good to know. Thanks.
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  10. Post #10
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    I'd like to know what urged you to make a thread about this. Also it can cause medical problems.
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  11. Post #11
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    March 2009
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    Well, are you using your hands at all? I know a technique where its kinda like humping your bed. It's feels the best but sometimes it doesn't come out right. Hehehehe
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    CNN
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    January 2010
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    I'd like to know what urged you to make a thread about this. Also it can cause medical problems.
    I posted this thread just outta curiosity I guess. What do you mean "medial problems"?
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    I use a teddy bear.

    Or my sister.
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  14. Post #14
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    September 2008
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    You sir, need to fulfil your sexual needs.
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  15. Post #15
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    May 2008
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    My bed humps me is that normal?
    Are you in Soviet Russia?

    And OP, it sounds to me like you're acting out sexual desires that you know will never happen.
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  16. Post #16
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    op is 12 and is discovering the wonders of masturbation
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  17. Post #17
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    July 2009
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    Actually, if you masturbate like that consistently, it fucks your penis up and makes it difficult to perform normally after you do it long enough. Its actual got a specific term, I just forget it.
    So yea, I wouldn't recommend doing it.
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  18. Post #18
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    Lots of people masturbate. But do people masturbate like this? Every night I go to sleep I have the urge to hump my bed. I do this a lot now, pretending I'm making love to a beautiful woman. Does anybody else hump their bed?
    That's called traumatic masturbation, it makes you impotent and destroys your urinary tract.
    Here, it's dangerous to go out alone, take this:
    http://www.healthystrokes.com/TMS.pdf

    It causes this because of the blood rushing to the base of the penis and the pressure applied on top of that.
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  19. Post #19
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    January 2010
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    I hump my quilt only when an awesome dream appears.
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  20. Post #20
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    December 2005
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    I did it when i tried spice. so awesome, i thought i was dancing with her and while i thought that i was just humping my bed, my friend was like: Are you masturbating?
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    December 2009
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    op is 12 and is discovering the wonders of masturbation
    I discovered it when I was 13.

    T'was good :smug:
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  22. Post #22
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    December 2009
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    Haha, should of seen my face when I seen this thread.
    Anyway, sounds like you need sex.
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  23. Post #23
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    January 2009
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    Humping your bed is bad for your penis. Because your penis is lower then your body the blood pressure rises and the blood vessels can be damaged, ultimately resulting in penis failure.
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    May 2005
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    I'm pretty sure you're a troll. Almost every post of yours is another dumb thread you've made.
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    October 2008
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    Desrcibe failure, do you mean that your penis will become a floppy sponge or what
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    May 2008
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    Humping your bed is bad for your penis. Because your penis is lower then your body the blood pressure rises and the blood vessels can be damaged, ultimately resulting in penis failure.
    Given your username, I'm going to guess you've experienced something like that?
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  27. Post #27
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    Dennab
    January 2005
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    If I wake up with morning wood I give it a few good thrusts.
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  28. Post #28

    June 2009
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    That's called traumatic masturbation, it makes you impotent and destroys your urinary tract.
    Here, it's dangerous to go out alone, take this:
    http://www.healthystrokes.com/TMS.pdf

    It causes this because of the blood rushing to the base of the penis and the pressure applied on top of that.
    lolwut
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  29. Post #29
    I survived Camp FP 2010
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    ahaha i am saving this.

    Quality thread!
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  30. Post #30
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    December 2009
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    Doesn't this make you lose the ability to reproduce?
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  31. Post #31
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    I'll be honest with you OP, i've tried this myself when i was younger. But i found it extremely unpleasant. This sounds like that cock rubbing on surfaces thing. Which turned out to be a bad thing for your sex life.
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    My bed humps me is that normal?
    In Soviet Russia...
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  33. Post #33
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    January 2009
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    Given your username, I'm going to guess you've experienced something like that?
    No, I dipped my balls into shit.
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    February 2006
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    I did this when I was 12, therefore I deduce that you are 12.
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  35. Post #35
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    September 2009
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    if you must hump your bed then use something much softer, that will give way , like baloons (lol)
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  36. Post #36
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    October 2009
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    That's called traumatic masturbation, it makes you impotent and destroys your urinary tract.
    Here, it's dangerous to go out alone, take this:
    http://www.healthystrokes.com/TMS.pdf

    It causes this because of the blood rushing to the base of the penis and the pressure applied on top of that.
    This man is correct.
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  37. Post #37
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    May 2008
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    I hump my jizz...

    Oh wait...

    TIME PARADOX!
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  38. Post #38
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    June 2009
    230 Posts
    Oh shit ive done this for 3 years... I havent realized its bad :(
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  39. Post #39
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    January 2010
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    You need a fleshlight.
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    January 2010
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    Oh shit ive done this for 3 years... I havent realized its bad :(
    Same...
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