1. Post #1
    hogstr's Avatar
    December 2009
    201 Posts
    A Turkish wife is dodging death threats from family members after DNA tests on her twin boys showed only one was fathered by her husband.

    The womanís husband, an Istanbul security guard, had the tests performed on the 3-year-old boys to confirm his suspicions that his wife had maintained a relationship with a man she dated before her family forced her to marry him.

    The man, identified only as AK decided to divorce his wife, CK, when the tests established a 99.99 percent certainty that AK was the father of only one of the boys.

    After receiving death threats, the wife secured a court order preventing relatives from both her husbandís family and her own from coming within 1,650 feet of her.


    http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/02...-is-different/

    Who's your Daddy?
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  2. Post #2
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    January 2005
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    Nothing really special. This isn't the first cheating wife in the world.

    Shitty news article imo.
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  3. Post #3
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    September 2009
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    She had a twin, and one of the DNA of the twin is different from the other?

    What
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  4. Post #4
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    November 2009
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    Treats?

    Adultery here I come.
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    January 2005
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    Trick or treat!
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  6. Post #6
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    October 2008
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    The man, identified only as AK(74) decided to divorce his wife, CK, when the tests established a 99.99 percent certainty that AK was the father of only one of the boys.
    Sound like a gang bang
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    September 2006
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    Wow man. I just don't understand how they can force their daughter to marry someone she hasn't even met. Thats kinda messed up in my opinion. Then again I'm not familiar with other cultures.

  8. Post #8
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    Sound like a gang bang
    Nah dude he sounds like a rapper.

    Yo this is AK, with my new track, B.I.T.C.H. wit the two lil shits fuck off
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    August 2008
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    There's still the 0.01% chance that it isn't a cheating husband.
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    September 2008
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    Nothing really special. This isn't the first cheating wife in the world.

    Shitty news article imo.
    Hint:Death Threats.

  11. Post #11
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    August 2006
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    How did that really work? Like this?
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  12. Post #12
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    "twin boys showed only one was fathered by her husband"

    That's a contradiction, twins are twins because they have the same DNA.
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    October 2006
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    "twin boys showed only one was fathered by her husband"

    That's a contradiction, twins are twins because they have the same DNA.
    That's the point.
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    April 2009
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    "twin boys showed only one was fathered by her husband"

    That's a contradiction, twins are twins because they have the same DNA.
    Fraternal Twins
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    November 2008
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    Hello, two ova at the same time anyone?
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    January 2010
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    I want some death treats, they sound delicious.
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    July 2009
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    I want some death treats, they sound delicious.
    they'll kill you
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  18. Post #18
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    They are to die for.
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  19. Post #19
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    March 2005
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    call me culturally insensitive but,

    She was with a guy she loved before she was forced by her family to marry her (now ex-) husband. So they fuck, as is common for couples in love, and then the family from both sides are pissed about it after they FORCE her to marry someone she doesn't know?

    What a bunch of cunts.
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  20. Post #20
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    December 2009
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    oops, serves me right for not copying and pasting the headline. sorry about that

    at least my typo got some laughs.
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  21. Post #21
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    January 2010
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    What i don't get. Is the parent's told her to marry the husband now tell's her to divorce him.
    :wtc:

  22. Post #22
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    May 2008
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    How is this possible??

  23. Post #23
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    May 2006
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    She's justified in cheating. Since she was forced to marry her current husband, the logical conclusion is that her family and her husband's families are both made up of a high percentage of douchebags.
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    Om nom nom.
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  25. Post #25
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    December 2009
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    That's the point.
    lucky she didn't have triplets
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    November 2005
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    call me culturally insensitive but,

    She was with a guy she loved before she was forced by her family to marry her (now ex-) husband. So they fuck, as is common for couples in love, and then the family from both sides are pissed about it after they FORCE her to marry someone she doesn't know?

    What a bunch of cunts.
    agreed.

    how is it culturally insensitive?

    nobody should be forced to marry anyone. nowhere.

  27. Post #27
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    August 2006
    322 Posts
    How did that really work? Like this?
    AFAIK that's not how you get either twins or identical twins for that matter. Nice drawing though :)

  28. Post #28
    Dennab
    November 2005
    15,262 Posts
    They are to die for.
    I can't breathe



    I love you

  29. Post #29
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    June 2007
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    How did that really work? Like this?
    *insemination pic*
    Isn't that how you get downs syndrome?

    Also, twins don't have to have the same DNA. If while the cell is doubling and completely seperates, then you get twins with the same DNA. More commonly, twins appear when two seperate eggs are fertilised at around the same time.

  30. Post #30
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    39,999 Posts
    Isn't that how you get downs syndrome?
    yeah your mom had sex with two men within 20 minutes

  31. Post #31
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    January 2005
    7,681 Posts
    Now that he is divorcing her, does her family have to give back the goats they gave him for marrying her? Or can they elect to compensate him with a farm animal to be named at a later date?