1. Post #961
    NATURALLY WIRED TO HAVE SEX WITH KIDS
    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,799 Posts
    Alpha footage of Salem
    I love the troll face in the bottom right panel.


    I love how creative they are. The civilization lighting thing sounds amazing.

  2. Post #962
    Da Jester's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,973 Posts
    Someone code us a macro for digging and dropping everything so we can make a clan of trespassers B)

  3. Post #963
    $$JOSE$$'s Avatar
    February 2009
    312 Posts
    Oh hey Eze its me Lucius, I didnt know you were on Facepunch

    Anyways I cant wait for Salem to come out seems like a Haven and Hearth 2.0

  4. Post #964
    saddasta's Avatar
    January 2011
    2,242 Posts
    Oh hey Eze its me Lucius, I didnt know you were on Facepunch

    Anyways I cant wait for Salem to come out seems like a Haven and Hearth 2.0
    Oshit,

  5. Post #965
    Gold Member
    Bbls's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,194 Posts
    What's the hearth secret?

  6. Post #966
    saddasta's Avatar
    January 2011
    2,242 Posts
    To where?

  7. Post #967
    Gold Member
    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    My village got robbed =(

    We got yeomanry right after though, so now our nothing is safe.

  8. Post #968
    saddasta's Avatar
    January 2011
    2,242 Posts
    Tis why you put up a palisade, boy.

  9. Post #969
    I hate you.
    MrDestroyer's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,067 Posts
    Every time I try to run the game it says, "Failed to validate certificate. This application will not be executed." What do I do?

  10. Post #970
    Gold Member
    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    Grinding lp using dowsing rods is insane, 6k every 10 minutes with right beliefs and 60 dream catchers

  11. Post #971
    NATURALLY WIRED TO HAVE SEX WITH KIDS
    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,799 Posts
    Gonna start playing again.

  12. Post #972
    kayOkay's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,562 Posts
    This is one of those games where you spend a lot of time doing something perfectly, then spend three days away and come back to find the forest behind your house turned into buckets and tables....

  13. Post #973
    Valnar's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,615 Posts
    This is one of those games where you spend a lot of time doing something perfectly, then spend three days away and come back to find the forest behind your house turned into buckets and tables....
    Well luckily they nerfed bucket LP a little while ago.

  14. Post #974
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    SilentKyle's Avatar
    October 2010
    269 Posts
    I started out on a new character and was getting my base up and running. Then this douche comes and starts attacking me and I guess is killing me?

    Edit: I got up and his boat was sitting in there, so I jump in and he can't get me now!

    Edit:They chased me and I was killed twice. Don't really know what to do now.
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  15. Post #975
    NATURALLY WIRED TO HAVE SEX WITH KIDS
    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,799 Posts
    What's the best way to gain LP?

  16. Post #976
    Bl1tzX's Avatar
    September 2009
    773 Posts
    Not really a best way at all. Some things just occur to be done more than other things.

    Like, someone might think having a nice farm set up first is more important than getting up a house. If you've already built everything, I guess you could stockpile wood or try hunting with a sling.

  17. Post #977
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    SilentKyle's Avatar
    October 2010
    269 Posts
    I have been looking all day for a rabbit or something where I can get some bone material.

    No luck : (

  18. Post #978
    The Feral Chicken formerly known as "El Pollo Diablo"
    RaptorBlackz's Avatar
    January 2008
    4,193 Posts
    Mining is a pretty easy way to get lp.

  19. Post #979
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    SilentKyle's Avatar
    October 2010
    269 Posts
    Are you guys using modified clients? I have heard some people talking about them and was wondering what the best one to use is.
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  20. Post #980
    ChrisDom's Avatar
    June 2008
    886 Posts
    Gonna try to get into this again.

    I got raped by Russians and it was the most horrifying thing I have ever experienced.

  21. Post #981
    NATURALLY WIRED TO HAVE SEX WITH KIDS
    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,799 Posts
    Are you guys using modified clients? I have heard some people talking about them and was wondering what the best one to use is.
    I used Ender's modification.

  22. Post #982
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    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    I used Ender's modification.
    Grind dowsing rods, 10k lp per tree, 60k an hour
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  23. Post #983
    Valnar's Avatar
    November 2007
    2,615 Posts
    What's the best way to gain LP?
    Just doing stuff, set up a settlement and farm or mine or hunt and shit.
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  24. Post #984
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    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,799 Posts
    The dream catcher repair requirement is so dumb. It takes one string to make a new one, so why would I waste it on repairs.
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  25. Post #985
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    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    Also hunting is amazing, boars give like 4k exp each, foxs give 2k+, bears give like 25k or something.

  26. Post #986
    NATURALLY WIRED TO HAVE SEX WITH KIDS
    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,799 Posts
    The server has been down forever.

  27. Post #987
    kayOkay's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,562 Posts
    Nothing beats stealing shit in this game.

  28. Post #988
    kayOkay's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,562 Posts
    I hope it wasn't one of you guys, but I found someone's farm/house/one-person-village.
    It was pretty perfect, with planted stuff and chicken coop and all...
    Only problem: it was unclaimed!!

    I wish I didn't claim my own land and built stuff on it, or I would have claimed his. Heck thinking about it again, I really want to.
    But I just tought him a listen by harvesting all his stuff and filling his containers with fish.
    Appearently, though, someone stole his chickens. he came t my place later begging me to return them to him. (and of course I was like who art thou?)

    Lesson is: Claim yer lands as soon as you can, people.

  29. Post #989
    DDSNv2's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,780 Posts
    holy fucksauce this was my old town

  30. Post #990
    kayOkay's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,562 Posts
    holy crap, I just butchered and skinned an entire herd of aurchs after soeone decided to kill the and leave for some reason.
    I have enough meat I could feed africa for a year.

    Edited:

    Fuck I got even more meat now, someone killed a herd of sheeps and left them without looting.

  31. Post #991
    Gold Member
    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    Killed my first bear, I am god.


    Im not one to make a farm so I hunt alot.

    I dont need all the meat and stuff since I dont have a grinder so I find noobs and give boar bodies to them.
    When I give it to them I say "THIS IS A SACRIFICE FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

  32. Post #992
    kayOkay's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,562 Posts
    How much are your combat skills?
    Even a fox rapes me. :/

  33. Post #993
    Gold Member
    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    How much are your combat skills?
    Even a fox rapes me. :/
    45 mms, I kill stuff from boats =D

  34. Post #994
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    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    NEW WORLD STARTING POST IN THE NEW THREAD

    http://www.facepunch.com/threads/106...-5!?p=28574278

    FACEPUNCH VILLAGE IS A GO

  35. Post #995
    DDSNv2's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,780 Posts
    Made a new guy.
    Instantly found a cave.



    NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW HEHEHE.
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  36. Post #996
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    RoflKawpter's Avatar
    December 2007
    2,581 Posts
    Made a new guy.
    Instantly found a cave.



    NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW HEHEHE.
    Except for a new world and a deletion of your character...

    Who wants to make a new village. A NEW SOCIALIST FACEPUNCHIA VILLAGE?

  37. Post #997
    Gold Member
    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    Killed a bear with 14 mms and a q6 sling

  38. Post #998
    DDSNv2's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,780 Posts
    Except for a new world and a deletion of your character...

    Who wants to make a new village. A NEW SOCIALIST FACEPUNCHIA VILLAGE?
    Thats on the new world silly.

  39. Post #999
    Gold Member
    RoflKawpter's Avatar
    December 2007
    2,581 Posts
    Have they thrown up the new world yet?

  40. Post #1000
    Gold Member
    adamater's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,087 Posts
    Have they thrown up the new world yet?
    2 days ago