1. Post #81
    Midna is hot stuff~
    Dalndox's Avatar
    October 2007
    2,708 Posts
    Any way of connecting a pressure pad to, say... a ballista? I have an idea if so. :iia:
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  2. Post #82
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    January 2005
    3,937 Posts
    Any way of connecting a pressure pad to, say... a ballista? I have an idea if so. :iia:
    No.
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  3. Post #83
    'Fashion Designer'
    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,826 Posts
    Orkel could you please, repost highlights of the new version?
    ASDHJGJGD

    It's in the OP! I spent hours putting it in there!

    Edited:

    I've added everyone who asked, to the OP players list. Please don't get pissy if you're not added immediately after asking, I'm not on 24/7 and sometimes I can miss people. I'm also not required to do it, so please don't annoy me or I may just not add you.

    Thanks.
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  4. Post #84
    Thanks for adding me twice! :buddy:
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  5. Post #85
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    Kylel999's Avatar
    January 2005
    3,937 Posts
    Thanks for adding me twice! :buddy:
    You're a douche.
    I hope he removes both of them now :mad:
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  6. Post #86
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,446 Posts
    I'm still second on the player list. :smug:

    I was first but he moved me. :saddowns:
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  7. Post #87
    I asked Obama about Facepunch and all I got was molested by the Secret Service
    loco's Avatar
    December 2009
    4,144 Posts
    I'm at the bottom :saddowns: That's what I get for Only looking at threads for the past year n' a half and not signing up.
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  8. Post #88
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    johnlukeg's Avatar
    September 2007
    2,283 Posts
    I'm still second on the player list. :smug:

    I was first but he moved me. :saddowns:
    Heh, I noticed that too.
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  9. Post #89
    I asked Obama about Facepunch and all I got was molested by the Secret Service
    loco's Avatar
    December 2009
    4,144 Posts
    Sadly Thorny is banned for spoiling something in the war craft thread. :saddowns:
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  10. Post #90
    Midna is hot stuff~
    Dalndox's Avatar
    October 2007
    2,708 Posts
    That's unfortunate. I was gonna' booby-trap the entrance. Step on the plate and a ballista would fire from behind a fortification. Would have been awesome.
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  11. Post #91
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    May 2006
    7,540 Posts
    Sadly Thorny is banned for spoiling something in the war craft thread. :saddowns:
    war craft? loco you's crazy at spelling.
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  12. Post #92
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    NotMeh's Avatar
    July 2008
    8,611 Posts
    Toady needs to make some better execution methods because I do not like Nobles.

    P.S. I'm horrible at unfortunate accidents and Ballista target-practice never seems to work.
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  13. Post #93
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    August 2005
    240 Posts
    Toady needs to make some better execution methods because I do not like Nobles.

    P.S. I'm horrible at unfortunate accidents and Ballista target-practice never seems to work.
    Here is one of my favourite ways of getting rid of nobles:
    A long narrow corridor (about 80 tiles long for good measure) of Dwarven Atom Smasher with a lever at the end (witch triggers the system).
    As bridges raise/lower several ticks after the lever has been pulled the noble should be in the death zone when they move. The best part of this method is that there is no corpse left to clean away afterwards (dwarves who liked him will get bad thoughts for lack of proper burial).
    Remember to change the lever permissions so that only the intended victim can use it (yes nobles can use levers)
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  14. Post #94
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    March 2009
    666 Posts
    Is it normal for stray puppies to walk around in 3-4/7 magma and not die?
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  15. Post #95
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    26,091 Posts
    Toady needs to make some better execution methods because I do not like Nobles.

    P.S. I'm horrible at unfortunate accidents and Ballista target-practice never seems to work.
    The amount of new poisons in the new version will make for some hilarious deaths.

    Types of poison effects: pain, swelling, oozing wounds, bruising, blisters, numbness, paralysis, fever, bleeding, coughing/vomiting blood, nausea, vomiting, unconsciousness, necrosis, impaired vision, drowsiness and dizziness
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  16. Post #96
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    NotMeh's Avatar
    July 2008
    8,611 Posts
    The amount of new poisons in the new version will make for some hilarious deaths.
    :iia:

    Looks like the Paralympics will be possible soon.
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  17. Post #97
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    May 2006
    7,540 Posts
    I want a poison that makes cats explode.
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  18. Post #98
    Suicide Requiem's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,673 Posts
    I want a poison that makes stuff IMplode ^^
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  19. Post #99
    Nilus's Avatar
    July 2008
    361 Posts
    Is it normal for stray puppies to walk around in 3-4/7 magma and not die?
    If temperature is turned off, yes.
    Which I assume it is for you.
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  20. Post #100
    I am a moderator.
    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    13,235 Posts
    100 E-bucks that it will be released the 1th April.
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  21. Post #101
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    26,091 Posts
    100 E-bucks that it will be released the 1th April.
    I place my bet on 25th of March!
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  22. Post #102
    I am a moderator.
    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    13,235 Posts
    How many E-bucks?

    Pot: 100 E-bucks.

    1. Swebonny 1th April 100
    2. Orkel 25th March ?
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  23. Post #103

    February 2008
    10 Posts
    100 E-Bucks on the 27th of March.
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  24. Post #104
    Fabulous Vailglorous Extraordinaire
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    February 2007
    10,709 Posts
    Been gone, I suppose the new version is not out yet?

    Edited:

    Nope, thought so.
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  25. Post #105
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    February 2008
    1,763 Posts
    10 E-Bucks on the 31th of March.
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  26. Post #106
    Suicide Requiem's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,673 Posts
    100 E-Bucks it's 26 March
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  27. Post #107
    I am a moderator.
    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    13,235 Posts
    How many E-bucks?

    Pot: 423 E-bucks.

    1. Swebonny 1th April 100
    2. Orkel 25th March 100
    3. Thorny 27th March 100
    4. Dryvnt 31th March 10
    5. Suicide Requiem 26th March 100
    6. HALP Cat 2nd April 13
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  28. Post #108
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    26,091 Posts
    100 here.
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  29. Post #109
    Gold Member
    HALP Cat's Avatar
    January 2007
    3,397 Posts
    13 E-bucks it's 2nd of April

    Edited:

    Which is my birthday
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  30. Post #110
    Suicide Requiem's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,673 Posts
    Is the new version out yet?
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  31. Post #111
    Gold Member
    HALP Cat's Avatar
    January 2007
    3,397 Posts
    Is the new version out yet?
    Stop that shit already, will you? It's annoying.
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  32. Post #112
    Suicide Requiem's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,673 Posts
    Stop that shit already, will you? It's annoying.
    We'll see
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  33. Post #113
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    July 2008
    8,611 Posts
    Could someone please make a FUCKING tutorial on how to make a FUCKING Dwarven atom smasher.
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  34. Post #114
    Gold Member
    Chamango's Avatar
    October 2007
    4,023 Posts
    Could someone please make a FUCKING tutorial on how to make a FUCKING Dwarven atom smasher.
    FUCK no
    Just look on the wiki for bridges
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  35. Post #115
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    August 2005
    240 Posts
    How to build the dwarven atom smasher.

    [LIST=1][*]Build a bridge that raises (direction is no important) over some stable ground.[*]Build a lever nearby[*]Connect the lever to the bridge[*]Pull the lever to raise the bridge (it should form a wall on one side)[*]place what you want smashed in the area where the bridge was.[*]Pull the lever[*]Watch the bridge lower onto the items/victom (smashing thair atoms out of existance)[*]Repeat from step 4 as needed.[/LIST]Optional: Laugh manically during step 7!

    If the bridge raises against a built wall when underground you may skip step 4 (the roof stops them from being flinged and the wall takes the place of the floor!
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  36. Post #116
    Gold Member
    BlueSaint's Avatar
    July 2008
    4,235 Posts
    Could someone please make a FUCKING tutorial on how to make a FUCKING Dwarven atom smasher.
    IT's FUCKING not that FUCKING hard!
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  37. Post #117
    AngryToad's Avatar
    September 2007
    688 Posts
    I decided to stop playing a while ago because the new version was expected in December.

    Then January.

    Next February, then March, and now April.

    By the time I get back to playing, though, I'll have a fancy new computer capable of playing beyond 60 dwarves.
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  38. Post #118
    I am a moderator.
    Swebonny's Avatar
    August 2006
    13,235 Posts
    Pot: 423 E-bucks.

    1. Swebonny 1th April 100
    2. Orkel 25th March 100
    3. Thorny 27th March 100
    4. Dryvnt 31th March 10
    5. Suicide Requiem 26th March 100
    6. HALP Cat 2nd April 13

    Moar!
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  39. Post #119
    Gold Member
    NotMeh's Avatar
    July 2008
    8,611 Posts
    How to build the dwarven atom smasher.

    [LIST=1][*]Build a bridge that raises (direction is no important) over some stable ground.[*]Build a lever nearby[*]Connect the lever to the bridge[*]Pull the lever to raise the bridge (it should form a wall on one side)[*]place what you want smashed in the area where the bridge was.[*]Pull the lever[*]Watch the bridge lower onto the items/victom (smashing thair atoms out of existance)[*]Repeat from step 4 as needed.[/LIST]Optional: Laugh manically during step 7!

    If the bridge raises against a built wall when underground you may skip step 4 (the roof stops them from being flinged and the wall takes the place of the floor!
    Thanks.
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  40. Post #120
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
    16,730 Posts
    I put 1,000 E-Bucks on March 30th.
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