1. Post #881
    The Doctor Is In
    Pascall's Avatar
    September 2009
    24,005 Posts
    It's not over. Lankist is just busy with stuff.

  2. Post #882
    spartan-9081's Avatar
    May 2008
    753 Posts
    Been letting the more foolish speculate on that for kicks pascall?

  3. Post #883
    Gold Member
    Keyblockor's Avatar
    October 2007
    4,895 Posts
    Lazer Eyes!

  4. Post #884
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,348 Posts
    Lazer Eyes!


    JACOB insists that he is not the DIDDLER. He also gives you a RUDE HAND GESTURE.



    YOU don't care what he says. YOU decide to use your NEWEST and MOST DANGEROUS POWER.

    You invoke the POWER of...




    You miss
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  5. Post #885
    Gold Member
    Sir_takeslot's Avatar
    July 2007
    4,880 Posts
    Say something racist

  6. Post #886
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,348 Posts
    Say something racist
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  7. Post #887
    Mentally incapable of sticking to one avatar
    jechtman's Avatar
    January 2007
    5,844 Posts
    INVESTIGATE the BLACK GREEN COCK SHIRT MAN. This will determine if he will be a THREAT.

  8. Post #888
    Gold Member
    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,474 Posts
    use a LAZER SLUR then a RACIAL EYE to add INJULT to INSURY. Would be much less BADASS
    I say this.
    Otherwise: Ignore JACOB and attack the GREEN-SHIRTED DIDDLER!

  9. Post #889
    Jorma Kay's Avatar
    March 2010
    284 Posts
    Otherwise: Ignore JACOB and attack the GREEN-SHIRTED DIDDLER!
    This, but in vice-versa. Also, after you've dealt with Jacob, attempt to recruit the DIDDLER in your RAG-TAG GROUP.

  10. Post #890
    Gold Member
    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,977 Posts
    Lazer your tag on the wall and make a cool looking pose.

  11. Post #891
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,367 Posts
    They look related, they even have the same eyebrows.

  12. Post #892
    Noodle Ninja's Avatar
    November 2009
    627 Posts
    Turn around and face THE TRUE DIDDLER. Proceed to BEAT THE SHIT out of him.

  13. Post #893
    CAPSLOCKNINJA
    Guest
    Kill both of them. Just to be safe.

  14. Post #894
    The King Of Ero-Ero
    Dukov Traboski's Avatar
    November 2009
    13,366 Posts
    Lock them both in a room with a Krogan Rapist.

  15. Post #895
    YogoYeti
    Guest
    ask the dude in the green shirt; "your a cop arnt you?" then make a witty remark or punch him in the face because he's a cop
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  16. Post #896
    xp194
    Guest
    Enlist guy in green shirt to aid you in taking down the Jacob Diddler.

  17. Post #897
    Gold Member
    AwpersAreBad's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,695 Posts
    scream INCOHERENTLY at the GREEN-SHIRTED MAN as well as the DIDDLER

  18. Post #898
    krobot700's Avatar
    July 2009
    130 Posts
    beat the GREEN SHIRTED DIDDLER into SUBMISSION and JUMP on his BACK, then CHARGING the DIDDLER

  19. Post #899
    The King Of Ero-Ero
    Dukov Traboski's Avatar
    November 2009
    13,366 Posts
    The LAZER FACE imprint on the wall is missing AVIATORS.

  20. Post #900
    Gold Member
    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,127 Posts
    Use CLASS 63 DAWDLETECH: DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

  21. Post #901
    Gold Member
    AwpersAreBad's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,695 Posts
    The LAZER FACE imprint on the wall is missing AVIATORS.
    Never mind, do this

  22. Post #902
    WE1RD's Avatar
    July 2009
    16 Posts
    make SNIDE REMARKS at the man wearing a PENIS SHIRT

  23. Post #903
    Gold Member
    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,201 Posts
    ASK JACOB that if he IS NOT THE DIDDLER then WHY THE FUCK DID HE RUN? Then, after that, have GARRUS CALIBRATE the GREEN-COCK-SHIRTED BLACK MAN'S SHIRT, so it has TWICE THE DIDDLING POWER, giving you TWICE THE REASON to KILL HIM.

    Or have WREX AND GRUNT APPEAR SPONTANEOUSLY and do some REALLY AWESOME KROGAN OVERKILL MOVE.

    And finish either move off with SHEP-TECH: UNFOUNDED ACCUSATION and ACCUSE the GREEN-COCK-SHIRTED BLACK MAN of being JACOB'S FATHER and that he DIDDLED JACOB as a child, causing SERIOUS MENTAL REPERCUSSIONS resulting in THE DIDDLING JACOB we all know and ATTEMPTED TO LAZER FACE.
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  24. Post #904
    YogoYeti
    Guest
    tell lankist why bother with high class drawing and start drwing quicker, the old style faster, i prefer story with a funny picture, not mona shepard and a caption
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  25. Post #905
    Gold Member
    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,127 Posts
    ASK JACOB that if he IS NOT THE DIDDLER then WHY THE FUCK DID HE RUN? Then, after that, have GARRUS CALIBRATE the GREEN-COCK-SHIRTED BLACK MAN'S SHIRT, so it has TWICE THE DIDDLING POWER, giving you TWICE THE REASON to KILL HIM.

    Or have WREX AND GRUNT APPEAR SPONTANEOUSLY and do some REALLY AWESOME KROGAN OVERKILL MOVE.

    And finish either move off with SHEP-TECH: UNFOUNDED ACCUSATION and ACCUSE the GREEN-COCK-SHIRTED BLACK MAN of being JACOB'S FATHER and that he DIDDLED JACOB as a child, causing SERIOUS MENTAL REPERCUSSIONS resulting in THE DIDDLING JACOB we all know and ATTEMPTED TO LAZER FACE.
    don't do any of this
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  26. Post #906
    Gold Member
    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,201 Posts
    Well if he isn't The Diddler then why the Orphans and why did he run? And whos the mysterious black man with a green shirt covered in tiny black penises?

  27. Post #907
    Sirdangolot5's Avatar
    January 2009
    2,188 Posts
    <---------------- Lankist has my support.
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  28. Post #908
    The King Of Ero-Ero
    Dukov Traboski's Avatar
    November 2009
    13,366 Posts
    Inform Lankist that this thread still exists, just located here now

  29. Post #909
    spartan-9081's Avatar
    May 2008
    753 Posts
    Must keep thread semi-alive...

  30. Post #910
    The King Of Ero-Ero
    Dukov Traboski's Avatar
    November 2009
    13,366 Posts
    Just do SOMETHING!

  31. Post #911
    Gold Member
    Zemog's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,600 Posts
    Toss pickles and escape in all the confusion.
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  32. Post #912
    Sirdangolot5's Avatar
    January 2009
    2,188 Posts
    keeping this thread "alive" really just brings it needlessly closer to a lock; it's not like Lankist has forgotten about it by now.
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  33. Post #913
    Gold Member
    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,201 Posts
    Do something completely pointless to buy time.

  34. Post #914
    Do something completely pointless to buy time.
    LANKIST decides to bide for time by listening to STEVE AND GLORGNAK IN THE MORNING.

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  35. Post #915
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,348 Posts
    Filler!




  36. Post #916
    child porn prodigy
    venom's Avatar
    April 2005
    15,354 Posts
    Dragon Age Paint Adventures?

  37. Post #917
     
    ijyt's Avatar
    May 2006
    9,051 Posts
    Time spent doing that filler could have been time spent doing MEPA.
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  38. Post #918
    HUGE RACIST
    TH89's Avatar
    January 2005
    16,348 Posts
    Time spent doing this filler could have been time spent doing your mom.






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  39. Post #919
    Gold Member
    mzathemind's Avatar
    September 2008
    6,941 Posts
    Do more. Less quality, so you can still have time to fuck their moms.

  40. Post #920
    Gold Member
    x-quake's Avatar
    July 2006
    929 Posts
    Needs more depressing Morrigan. And more slapping Morrigan.


    Like in this video.
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