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Post #881
It's not over. Lankist is just busy with stuff.
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Been letting the more foolish speculate on that for kicks pascall?
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Lazer Eyes!
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JACOB insists that he is not the DIDDLER. He also gives you a RUDE HAND GESTURE.
YOU don't care what he says. YOU decide to use your NEWEST and MOST DANGEROUS POWER.
You invoke the POWER of...
You miss
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Say something racist
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INVESTIGATE the BLACK GREEN COCK SHIRT MAN. This will determine if he will be a THREAT.
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I say this.
Otherwise: Ignore JACOB and attack the GREEN-SHIRTED DIDDLER!
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This, but in vice-versa. Also, after you've dealt with Jacob, attempt to recruit the DIDDLER in your RAG-TAG GROUP.
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Lazer your tag on the wall and make a cool looking pose.
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Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
May 2009
10,954 Posts
They look related, they even have the same eyebrows.
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Turn around and face THE TRUE DIDDLER. Proceed to BEAT THE SHIT out of him.
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Lock them both in a room with a Krogan Rapist.
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ask the dude in the green shirt; "your a cop arnt you?" then make a witty remark or punch him in the face because he's a cop
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scream INCOHERENTLY at the GREEN-SHIRTED MAN as well as the DIDDLER
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beat the GREEN SHIRTED DIDDLER into SUBMISSION and JUMP on his BACK, then CHARGING the DIDDLER
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The LAZER FACE imprint on the wall is missing AVIATORS.
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Use CLASS 63 DAWDLETECH: DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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Never mind, do this
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make SNIDE REMARKS at the man wearing a PENIS SHIRT
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ASK JACOB that if he IS NOT THE DIDDLER then WHY THE FUCK DID HE RUN? Then, after that, have GARRUS CALIBRATE the GREEN-COCK-SHIRTED BLACK MAN'S SHIRT, so it has TWICE THE DIDDLING POWER, giving you TWICE THE REASON to KILL HIM.
Or have WREX AND GRUNT APPEAR SPONTANEOUSLY and do some REALLY AWESOME KROGAN OVERKILL MOVE.
And finish either move off with SHEP-TECH: UNFOUNDED ACCUSATION and ACCUSE the GREEN-COCK-SHIRTED BLACK MAN of being JACOB'S FATHER and that he DIDDLED JACOB as a child, causing SERIOUS MENTAL REPERCUSSIONS resulting in THE DIDDLING JACOB we all know and ATTEMPTED TO LAZER FACE.
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tell lankist why bother with high class drawing and start drwing quicker, the old style faster, i prefer story with a funny picture, not mona shepard and a caption
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don't do any of this
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Well if he isn't The Diddler then why the Orphans and why did he run? And whos the mysterious black man with a green shirt covered in tiny black penises?
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<---------------- Lankist has my support.
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Inform Lankist that this thread still exists, just located here now
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Must keep thread semi-alive...
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Just do SOMETHING!
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Toss pickles and escape in all the confusion.
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keeping this thread "alive" really just brings it needlessly closer to a lock; it's not like Lankist has forgotten about it by now.
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Do something completely pointless to buy time.
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LANKIST decides to bide for time by listening to STEVE AND GLORGNAK IN THE MORNING.
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Filler!
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Dragon Age Paint Adventures?
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Time spent doing that filler could have been time spent doing MEPA.
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Time spent doing this filler could have been time spent doing your mom.
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Do more. Less quality, so you can still have time to fuck their moms.
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Needs more depressing Morrigan. And more slapping Morrigan.
Like in this video.
Funny x 14
Bad Spelling x 1
Dumb x 4
Agree x 1
Disagree x 1
