1. Post #841
    Gold Member
    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,029 Posts
    Use COMMANDER DIPLOMACY.

  2. Post #842
    kenton's Avatar
    May 2010
    50 Posts
    UNMASK the DIDDLER

  3. Post #843
    Gold Member
    thisguy123's Avatar
    August 2008
    6,765 Posts
    Realize you aren't wearing you aviators!

    How can you say all cool quips without your aviators?

  4. Post #844
    Gold Member
    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,146 Posts
    REALIZE that you are NOT FACING THE DIDDLER giving him AMPLE TIME to SNEAK UP BEHIND YOU and KILL YOU causing ANOTHER, EVEN MORE STUPID FUCKING TIMELOOP.

  5. Post #845
    Dispenser's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,913 Posts
    The first thing you need to do is put on your aviators. Once that is done break the diddlers legs and punch through his chest and eat his heart for courage.

  6. Post #846
    Gold Member
    RedStar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,029 Posts
    Completely forget about the Diddler.

  7. Post #847
    Gold Member
    doomsniper's Avatar
    April 2006
    601 Posts
    Start a fight with your kickass hand to hand fighting skills which you've learnt from being in the Slums of Horizon. Wear Aviators after, insert pun.

  8. Post #848
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    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,146 Posts
    EDIT, NEW AND IMPROVED:



    Courtesy of Dialogue Wheel Generator.
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  9. Post #849
    imperialrock's Avatar
    August 2007
    315 Posts
    Talk Him out of Fighting, Then Kick him in the nuts.

  10. Post #850
    BlindGed's Avatar
    May 2010
    201 Posts
    Compliment him, and when he least expects it, fire your LAZER EYES at him.

  11. Post #851
    ExplodingGuy's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,484 Posts
    Use RACIAL SLUR to discover his TRUE IDENTITY, proceed to equip AVIATORS.

  12. Post #852
    Gold Member
    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,146 Posts
    CHECK my PREVIOUS POST. The IMAGE has been UPDATED. And PLEASE NOTE, my image IS NOT THE CONTINUATION OF THE STORY, but it has been posted MERELY FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES.

  13. Post #853
    ExplodingGuy's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,484 Posts
    CHECK my PREVIOUS POST. The IMAGE has been UPDATED. And PLEASE NOTE, my image IS NOT THE CONTINUATION OF THE STORY, but it has been posted MERELY FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES.
    USE my IDEA anyways, please?

  14. Post #854
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    archangel125's Avatar
    May 2006
    9,983 Posts
    Investigate. And equip aviators.

  15. Post #855
    Gold Member
    Lucinice's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,004 Posts
    Shoot him with lazer eyes. Also whatever happened to conrad?

  16. Post #856
    Gold Member
    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,146 Posts
    Shoot him with lazer eyes. Also whatever happened to conrad?
    Last I remember we asked if he wanted to join our squad and he said he doesn't work with nobodys and to make a name for ourselves then he flew away with his jetboots.

  17. Post #857
    The Savior of FP
    DinoJesus's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,629 Posts
    Complement him and once he is happy say a racial slur involving kfc.

  18. Post #858
    Gold Member
    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,146 Posts
    -snip-
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  19. Post #859
    Dispenser's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,913 Posts
    I have the feeling if you keep this up Aperture Fan people are going to start confusing the real story with yours.

  20. Post #860
    Gold Member
    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,146 Posts
    Good point. Snip time.

  21. Post #861
    Dispenser's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,913 Posts
    I didn't mean you needed to snip them all. Just something I could see happening.

  22. Post #862
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    January 2008
    1,652 Posts
    Use LAZER EYES and then a RACIAL SLUR to add INSULT to INJURY

  23. Post #863
    Chief Gunnery Sgt. of the SS Shitpost
    Skyward's Avatar
    March 2009
    15,429 Posts
    Use LAZER EYES and then a RACIAL SLUR to add INSULT to INJURY
    We have reached a consensus.

  24. Post #864
    Dr Rage's Avatar
    March 2010
    20 Posts
    Use LAZER EYES and then a RACIAL SLUR to add INSULT to INJURY
    Or Use a RACIAL SLUR and then LAZER EYES to add INSULT to INJURY. Would be much more BADASS

  25. Post #865
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    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,193 Posts
    use a LAZER SLUR then a RACIAL EYE to add INJULT to INSURY. Would be much less BADASS

  26. Post #866
    ExplodingGuy's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,484 Posts
    POST the REAL PANEL so we can get out of this FUCKING STUPID TIME WARP.

  27. Post #867
    Gold Member
    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,193 Posts
    Dammit, update already. Who cares if it looks good just make him hurry it up!

    juan, rapidamente!

  28. Post #868
    WE1RD's Avatar
    July 2009
    16 Posts
    Use lazer eyes to cut off Diddling Device

  29. Post #869
    Lamp Shade's Avatar
    December 2008
    14 Posts
    equip AVIATORS and activate SHADDOW BRUCE V.I.
    then use V.I. LAZOR BEAM to induce HYPEREPILEPSY!!
    apprehend the DIDDLER!

  30. Post #870
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    Askaris's Avatar
    May 2006
    2,499 Posts
    SHOOT the BASTARD already.

  31. Post #871
    Gold Member
    ManningQB18's Avatar
    April 2009
    9,855 Posts
    Use COMMANDER DIPLOMACY.
    No you fool, it would kill us all!

  32. Post #872
    Dr Rage's Avatar
    March 2010
    20 Posts
    I think it's over now.
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  33. Post #873
    Chief Gunnery Sgt. of the SS Shitpost
    Skyward's Avatar
    March 2009
    15,429 Posts
    Did this die again?
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  34. Post #874
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    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,146 Posts
    I would hope not. Maybe Lankist is just doing some really big and amazing and animated fucking :psyboom: fight and this is a very optimistic way of looking at things, isn't it?
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  35. Post #875
    CSG172's Avatar
    May 2010
    255 Posts
    I think it has, as nothing has really happened the past couple of days.

    Hopefully, it is going to be a decent update if Lankist gets back with a new panel. Got to hope for the best I guess.

  36. Post #876
    spartan-9081's Avatar
    May 2008
    750 Posts
    It's done when it's done, the man doesn't cater to our damn wills, no matter how powerful a combined force they are.

  37. Post #877
    ExplodingGuy's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,484 Posts
    BUMP this THREAD to hopefully keep it ALIVE

  38. Post #878
    Chief Gunnery Sgt. of the SS Shitpost
    Skyward's Avatar
    March 2009
    15,429 Posts
    BUMP this THREAD to hopefully keep it ALIVE
    Hey, if Lankist is done, its done.
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  39. Post #879
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    September 2008
    5,873 Posts
    I've got Pascall on my Steam friends list, I can ask if this is over.
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  40. Post #880
    WE1RD's Avatar
    July 2009
    16 Posts
    I've got Pascall on my Steam friends list, I can ask if this is over.
    Make it happen, Cappin.