1. Post #1
    Justin... CUNT!
    zin908's Avatar
    February 2008
    1,703 Posts
    Hello Facepunch, I thought you'd might like to know of my most recent escapade.

    I had been walking down Great Portland Street (Its in london, England) and a friend of mine pointed out a large crowd outside the BBC. Now, I am one for adventure, and noticing the large mound of girls and pre-pubesent boys standing around in the cold, something had to be going down. I went up to a photographer that was taking snaps of the manic fans as they waited and asked him who was coming out. After having a small discussion with him, it was reveiled that it was Justin Beiber that was coming out. Seizing the opportunity, I asked around for some paper. Funnily enough, there was some guy walking down the road with one of those school exersise books. After asking for some paper, I recieved a A3 piece of paper (Two A4's stuck together). I quickly scribbled down the one insultive word I could have thought of, this ended up being "Justin....cunt!".

    After about five minutes of waiting, the crowd of "little beiblees" as I called them began to scream, but upon looking I couldn't see much. This however, did not detour me, I pushed right to the front of the crowd and stuck the piece of paper right in the middle of the path in which he was ment to walk. At first I wasn't getting anything, not even a nibble. At first I thought my mission was a faliure, that I was going to miss the one chance I had, but then something happened...something amazing. It was a tug at first, and at that point I thought it may have been the BBC security or an enraged fan trying to tug it from my very palms, but the after a few seconds the pressure evaporated. I slowly reclined my hand and to my amazement he had actually signed it! Once Justin Beiber had got into his car the fans that had did not get his signature began to literally wale, but when they noticed that I had gotten it and they hadn't things began to turn ugly.

    I realised that things wern't looking good, and so did my friend. We started to get scolded by all the teenage girls that had their emotions crushed. We had things yelled at us such as "You are vile, how could you do that to him!" or "I'm going to hurt you!". Suddenly out of the blue the enraged fans began to grab for the sheet of paper, literally clawing for the signed piece of hate. It came to a point where we had to run, they had become so thirsty for revenge that during our run down Portland Street my friend told me it would be best to just drop it. However we made it out alright, and here are some pictures to prove it!





    Hands injured, don't worry about it.





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    EDIT:

    I would just like to point out that his signature crossed over the T on cunt, showing that "Justin...Cunt" was written -before- he signed it. Also, after browsing Facebook I found a photo of my hand and the piece of paper as Justin signed it.


    EDIT #3:

    To the person who wanted to see the original jacket in the picture, here it is.



    EDIT #4:

    Thank you to Metroid for finding a exellent quality video of the event and thank you to The Slayer for screen capping the moment in which he signs it.

    View YouTUBE video


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hLc3AvFOO6A






    EDIT #5:

    Just a little update guys, apparently a few of those girls at the signing got into contact with a few aquantances and "began to talk shit" about me, my friends and my family. Personally, I am rocking back in my chair laughing at them. I will most likely get some more information and pictures by monday!

    EDIT #6: I would just like to say thanks to Combin0wnage for making the Justin Bieber Cunt YTMND website thingy: http://justinbiebercunt.ytmnd.com/

    EDIT #7: To the guy who requested me to be seen with the signature (Wearing helmet for extra protection against little pre-teen girls):



    EDIT #8:

    This thread has now made it to Colledge Humor folks! Here is the link: http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:236237
    Thanks Nintendo-Guy for finding the Tweet Me link: http://tweetmeme.com/story/748365273...iber-facepunch
    Digg it here(Originally dugg by Big Dumb American): http://digg.com/celebrity/Justin_Bei...ned_Confession
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  2. Post #2
    Gold Member
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    December 2008
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    Sir.

    You deserve a medal.
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  3. Post #3
    Tea
    Dennab
    December 2008
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    I am proud.
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  4. Post #4
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    January 2010
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    If this isn't fake, you win good sir.
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  5. Post #5
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    August 2005
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    I don't think that he really notices what the hell is on the paper there. He just writes his name on whatever is given to him.
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  6. Post #6
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    A true hero.
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  7. Post #7
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    September 2009
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    Good job
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    March 2010
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    Get in there son!
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  9. Post #9
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    January 2006
    2,393 Posts
    Wow, you should get a medal for that if it's real.
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  10. Post #10
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    January 2009
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    Haha that's awesome
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  11. Post #11
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    August 2006
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    nice one!
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  12. Post #12
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    November 2009
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    One Word............... AMAZING!
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  13. Post #13
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    March 2005
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    You are awesome.

    I love you.
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  14. Post #14
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    July 2007
    1,357 Posts
    Justin...Cunt? That's the best you could come up with?
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  15. Post #15
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    August 2008
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    That's real fucking neato.

    Seriously, well done.
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  16. Post #16
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    February 2008
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    Justin...Cunt? That's the best you could come up with?
    .

    and, while still a pretty good story, i wouldn't say that you owned him.
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    November 2005
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    hahahhahah good job mate
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  18. Post #18
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    August 2007
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    Today is a proud day for facepunch.
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  19. Post #19
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    March 2010
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    Where's Zing when you need it?
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  20. Post #20
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    February 2007
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    Haha, nice and inventive. Cunt.
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  21. Post #21
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    July 2009
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    I love you.
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  22. Post #22
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    decilling's Avatar
    August 2006
    987 Posts
    Justin...Cunt? That's the best you could come up with?
    In England everyone calls everyone cunts, its second nature to us. Most days cunt is the first word I say in the morning.
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  23. Post #23
    AUTISTIC DOTA WANKER
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    June 2006
    7,361 Posts
    Justin Cunt?

    Probably something I would come up with - good work!
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  24. Post #24
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    January 2006
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    Justin...Cunt? That's the best you could come up with?
    better than nothing
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  25. Post #25
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    September 2009
    3,814 Posts
    Get this copied.
    Now.
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  26. Post #26
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
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    zing
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  27. Post #27
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    July 2005
    460 Posts
    I don't really see how it's so cool.
    I mean the guy probably didn't even read it, and if he did, he probably didn't give a shit.
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  28. Post #28
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    September 2006
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    Get that shit on ebay as soon as possible.
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  29. Post #29
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    January 2009
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    :downsbravo:
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    February 2009
    1,285 Posts
    Get that shit on ebay as soon as possible.
    +++++++++++++++++
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  31. Post #31
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    August 2007
    1,252 Posts
    Holy balls. Ebay that shit!

    Edited:

    Get that shit on ebay as soon as possible.
    you sonofa
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    October 2006
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    You are my fucking hero.
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    August 2007
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    +++++++++++++++++
    >: (
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  34. Post #34
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    November 2007
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    Props to you, bro
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  35. Post #35
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    November 2006
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    There needs to be a hero rating
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  36. Post #36
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    October 2009
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    Sir, you are a hero.
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  37. Post #37
    I spent 10$ and all i got was this lousy title.
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    June 2008
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    Holy shit, was expecting some sad little story but this, this is good! :3:
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  38. Post #38
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    November 2008
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    Get that shit on ebay as soon as possible.
    I agree with this.

    I want to know how much you can get for this, even though it does say 'Justin... Cunt' on it.
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  39. Post #39
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    August 2007
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    Thats' pretty cool.
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  40. Post #40
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    September 2006
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    If this is real, you sir are the most amazing motherfucker ever.
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