Yeah. I did that today. I was really anxious to masturbate but my dogs were in my room. Note that they are constantly licking me and my family.
I couldn't resist fapping on the spot, because I was already set up. Door locked, tissues and lotion by my side, and some good hentai planned to fap to. So I did. I whipped the famous wonder-weasel out of my underwear, but there was a problem. My dogs had never seen it, so they immediately went to inspect it as soon as I took it out.
First they started sniffing it, then they tried to lick it, and then I was seriously considering opening the door and kicking them out, even though it would ruin my set-up fapping experience. So here's what I did.
I locked my dogs in my closet, but then they were constantly scratching the door, so I had to let them out of my closet. I was really annoyed then, really annoyed. I finally decided to let them out of my room, and start over, but again, there was a problem. I had never put the raging weasel back into my pants.
So there I stood, with the door open in shock, my pants and underwear pulled down, and my dogs jumping up to lick my penis. But I haven't told you why I was in such shock. My parents were just at the top platform on my stairs, staring at my suddenly sad and droopy penis. So I did the only thing I could do: Run back into my room and pretend that didn't just happen. But there was ANOTHER problem. My parents were now knocking extremely hard at my door, and my dogs were STILL IN MY ROOM. So, I did the next best thing: Hide in my closet.
My bedroom door:
My parents continued to knock on my door, and after about (I'm guessing 5-10 minutes) passed, I came out of my closet, but didn't have the real courage to come out of my room.
And that's the end of my story, because I'm still cowering in my room. However, I'll try to make updates. I hope you enjoyed amusing yourself to that hell I had to go through, you sick bastard.
Update 1: Oh goddamnit, my parents are knocking again.
Update 2: Well, I just opened the door. My parents aren't in sight, but I think they're in their bedroom, and I think they're talking. I don't know if I should eavesdrop, what if they open the door?
Update 3: Okay guys, I'm back. With my door open, my parents unexpectedly came in. As many people suggested, I told them that I was just getting dressed and I forgot that my dogs were under my bed. They were completely convinced my dogs were licking me off. I tried to convince them otherwise, but they just wouldn't listen. They kept telling me that it's very strange to do that and I shouldn't. They talked and talked for a long time, lecturing me, and when I protested, they got more and more annoying and insulting. They started calling me weird, then they called me completely disgusting, and now, I'm known as "the most disgusting child ever". Then they went back into their room and slept.
So, here I am, at 3:00 in the morning, with my parents thinking I'm a sick little fucking child. Shit.
Update 4: My parents are completely ignoring me and throwing really nasty looks now. Maybe I can just wait and maybe they'll forget about the whole thing. If not, my real best and last resort would be to show them this thread, as hard as it will be.
UPDATE 5: I'M REPETITIVE AND OH MY GOD I FUCKED MY DOG :byodood: