So you're uncertain about it. Compare the two - wet dreams (which are a frequent occurrence for kids) and your mother jacking you off in your sleep. Which seems more plausible?!Anonymous Confession posted:
ProbablyAnonymous Confession posted:
That is quite a specific fetishAnonymous Confession posted:
Again, I can't really think of anything witty to say to this. Can you guys think of anything?Anonymous Confession posted:
That's crazy. Why won't she talk to you? Pics man!!Anonymous Confession posted:
Psychopath in the makingAnonymous Confession posted:
Haha wowAnonymous Confession posted:
Hahaha I can imagine you just going "That'll show the bitch!"Anonymous Confession posted:
AJAHAHAHA OH GOD THAT IS DISGUSTINGLY HILARIOUSAnonymous Confession posted:
Moral of the story: Don't be a white knight because the girl will probably turn out to be a whale anyway.Anonymous Confession posted:
Roofies isn't the name for a kind of food nor candy.
lol no sluts for you
When I read this I thought, "He touched the guys mom up right?" and then from nowhere he's fucking his buddy up the arse. There are no words.
I feel bad for getting slightly aroused by the incest story in the OP. GOD DAMNIT
But the last one with the party and the girl and the semen is hilarious. I would've still screwed her, though.
How I've missed this thread. Man it feels good to know my life isn't as messed up as others :lol:.
Made my day.
Wasn't there one a while ago where a guy caught his sister's boyfriend sucking his own dick.
Oh my God.
Hahaha, that's crafty but also really mean. You should've tricked your friend into drinking it too!Anonymous Confession posted:
I don't trust anyone with these threads - all it takes is one prick to leak something and then the whole thing loses credibility. I have done this over the space of 4 years and not had a single leak - every confession is anonymous.Anonymous Confession posted:
Oh, I get it. You're the guys who subtly kept asking me about it over the forums and steamAnonymous Confession posted:
Hahaha what the hell would possess you to do such a thing?Anonymous Confession posted:
Go to the doctor or something, get it checked out. They might be able to offer you an enlargement!Anonymous Confession posted:
I do not recall, please can someone link us all for our benefit. I can't find the postAnonymous Confession posted:
>>>OWNED<<< i guessAnonymous Confession posted:
I don't understand, how can you enjoy smelly feetAnonymous Confession posted:
Anonymous Confession posted:optionally you could just exercise a bit of self restraint?Anonymous Confession posted:
no, not in that way
hahahaha these are pure gold
Sent a few minutes ago.
The guy said go go gryffindor to turn into the gryffindor power ranger
You going to answer my PM, Hezzy?
I wished I had anything to submit D:
Bert is 100% a girl's name.Anonymous Confessional posted:
I like how some people post "sent" so Hezzy can link the times.
I found something to email :D
Just sent it.
Man, I find these stories very interesting.
I actually yelled :wtc: at the incest story on the first page.
There's no point in trying to keep my name anonymous from hezzy. My email is the same as my username.
Whoa, what a perfectly matching ninja.
We didn't mean it like that, Hezzy.
I'm gonna send one completely serious.
I sent a 100 % honest one.
Can I send more than one? I've got loads of shit.
you're allowed to send in multiple confessions.
they may not be as good as some others because mine were completely true.
I love how Mr. Gestapo is probably just drowning in these confessions, trying to choose which ones he will post first.