[Fish Muffin]

I'm not a grasshopper, faggot.

[milkandcooki]

liar

[Identity]

venom posted:

fuck off grasshopper

Hot Fuzz.

[Deathwig]

Identity posted:

Hot Fuzz.

Angel
"Sergent Butterman, little hand says it's time to rock and roll"
Danny
"Bring the noise!"

One of my fav movie quotes

[venom]

Identity posted:

Hot Fuzz.

favorite comedy movie ever

[Stupideye]

Shaun of the Dead is better

[deathmog]

I love both.

[venom]

The third movie in that trilogy is supposed to come out this year, iirc.

[deathmog]

fuck YES

[venom]

Each film in the trilogy is connected to a Cornetto ice cream flavour - both of the films released to date feature scenes in which one of the main characters purchases a Cornetto of the appropriate flavour. Shaun of the Dead features a red strawberry Cornetto, Hot Fuzz includes a blue Classico flavour, and The World's End is due to feature a green mint chocolate chip ice-cream

sounds tasty

Edited:

also way off topic

[DarkSamus]

[venom]

now for only $9

Edited:

http://www.amazon.com/NEW-AIRSOFT-GU..._bxgy_hi_img_c


"MACK 11 UZI"

Edited:



mmm

dat sight

[milkandcooki]

that kind of makes me want to get a shotgun

Edited:

classic all black or wood so i can laugh at these tacticool bitches

[smallfry]

venom posted:

http://www.amazon.com/NEW-AIRSOFT-GU..._bxgy_hi_img_c


"MACK 11 UZI"

Okay, it's on :colbert:
I challenge you to decipher this message. I found a craigslist posting titled "airsoft", blank besides "email me for details". I did. I'm still trying to figure it out.

i have one rifle it is an arma lite it looks just like the real deal it is customized to shoot 450 fps from 250 fps it and mounting rails for scopes lights and many other attachments it has a red dot scope on it now but needs battery's (watch battery) has 9 magazines shoots semi auto and fully auto with a flip of a switch it is battery powered (don't let a battery fool it last a long time) comes with the charger not some cheapo charger it is top of the line when i bought it a few years back it has an real muzzle break on it so its black
comes with two bags of pellets
also have a hand Gun that comes with the deal
its looks just like a glock 45 it also shoots pellets it runs off caned gas not sure the fps it shoots but it don't work now don't know why lost interest so never took it to the shop it has no upgrades have 2 magazines for it
comes with an army style storage bag and vest
i have all together over1500 in guns ,upgrades,other things for them i know what i have im the hobbie and im wanting to get around 1000 out of every thing
can send pictures on request

[Stupideye]

arma.... lite? which dlc?

[venom]

he is the hobby

get him to send you pics you fuck

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Stupideye posted:

arma.... lite? which dlc?

bahahah i get it

[Timebomb575]

:aaaaa:

Edited:

That man is the physical embodiment of "fuck your shit"

[smallfry]

Its gas powered shots fully auto or semi auto but is not working as stated in email

All he sent was this (named 45.jpg) a few weeks ago along with a message. I responded sarcastically and he ignored me thereafter :saddowns:

[milkandcooki]

smallfry posted:

Okay, it's on :colbert:
I challenge you to decipher this message. I found a craigslist posting titled "airsoft", blank besides "email me for details". I did. I'm still trying to figure it out.

Listen to Vocaroo recording

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vaYoN1KhfdJYjsR6h

I tried reading it (loud voice okay.)

[venom]

ahaha glock 45

does he mean glock that fires .45??

[Stupideye]

milkandcooki posted:

Listen to Vocaroo recording

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vaYoN1KhfdJYjsR6h

I tried reading it (loud voice okay.)

read me more stroys

[milkandcooki]

Stupideye posted:

read me more stroys

give me stories

[smallfry]

milkandcooki posted:

give me stories

Your reading voice is wonderful! I practically lost it at "also have a hand....GUN that comes with the deal"

See if you can cover this:

The long-lost biography of Gary Newmand
Audio: http://garrynewmanbiography.ytmnd.com/

[milkandcooki]

smallfry posted:

Your reading voice is wonderful! I practically lost it at "also have a hand....GUN that comes with the deal"

See if you can cover this:

The long-lost biography of Gary Newmand
Audio: http://garrynewmanbiography.ytmnd.com/

Listen to Vocaroo recording

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v1eqqZd802Gx0G5Yr

God FUCK that was hard.

[venom]

fucking winner

[milkandcooki]

okay what now?

[L_Dawg]

Timebomb575 posted:

:aaaaa:

Edited:

That man is the physical embodiment of "fuck your shit"

Spehhs Mahreen with Heavy Bolter begs to differ.


Edited:

If, he was real of course.

[Asgard]

Milkandcooki, do this one http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/d...ce3c280fba.jpg

[venom]

thats the one he just did

Edited:

also should probably move this to the daily life thread

[Asgard]

Oh lol, copy+pasted the wrong link.

Edited:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215056/1/Heavy_Lovin There we go.

[FPKawaii]

smallfry posted:

Okay, it's on :colbert:
I challenge you to decipher this message. I found a craigslist posting titled "airsoft", blank besides "email me for details". I did. I'm still trying to figure it out.

I tried to read it but I gave up.

[Inafinus :3]

Timebomb575 posted:

:aaaaa:

Edited:

That man is the physical embodiment of "fuck your shit"

he's using both hands?
what a fucking pussy

[Asgard]

Inafinus :3 posted:

he's using both hands?
what a fucking pussy

He's just doing that so he doesn't look too manly for the pussy camera that took the photo.

[milkandcooki]

eXiv2 posted:

Oh lol, copy+pasted the wrong link.

Edited:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4215056/1/Heavy_Lovin There we go.

I will at 5:30 today.

Edited:

actually RIGHT NOW

Edited:

wait nvm i cant

[Inafinus :3]

eXiv2 posted:

He's just doing that so he doesn't look too manly for the pussy camera that took the photo.

excuses excuses

[cardfan212]

http://www.airsoftgi.com/product_inf...oducts_id=7316
MW2 is invading airsoft.

[FPKawaii]

The last game I went to there were like, five kids with M16VNs and dual short mags. Where does that look familiar...

[milkandcooki]

Call of Duty ruins airsoft. I was planning on buying a Scar around when MW2 came out, but within a week of the game's release, all scars were out of sale. I had to settle for an Echo 1 M4.

[CodeMonkey3]

I think I said this before but:

Glock made a two tone Glock with OD furniture. Sales were so bad they had to yank them from production because no one bought them. Modern Warfare 2 came out and demand for two-tone Glocks skyrocketed and now they're making them again.

It's fucking terrifying that real world gun trends are influenced by video games with warped views on reality and the players who blindly believe them.

[milkandcooki]

CodeMonkey3 posted:

I think I said this before but:

Glock made a two tone Glock with OD furniture. Sales were so bad they had to yank them from production because no one bought them. Modern Warfare 2 came out and demand for two-tone Glocks skyrocketed and now they're making them again.

It's fucking terrifying that real world gun trends are influenced by video games with warped views on reality and the players who blindly believe them.

Ah, I remember you posting this! Thanks, I'm going to make this my facebook status