1. Post #241
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    July 2006
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    I've probably hit the $3000 mark over all my years.
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  2. Post #242
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    October 2006
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    I have around $1,500 worth of guns+accessories and about $300 worth of gear.
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  3. Post #243
    Jherkin Gherkin
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    October 2010
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    i've probably got like a grand total of... 400 ?
    300?
    not much, thats what i tells ya
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  4. Post #244
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    June 2009
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    When I get my next gun in a few days, I'll be skirmishing with ~$1000 (possibly more) worth of gear, guns, ect. I usually bring all of my guns with me, seeing as I don't have too many that I use.
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  5. Post #245
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
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    you're so cool!!!!11
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  6. Post #246
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    June 2009
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    I wasn't being elitist...?

    My gear is worth chump change next to some stuff people use. My main gun is literally almost the cheapest part of the whole setup right now.
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  7. Post #247
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,002 Posts
    I bring all my guns to the field. (All three of them) because if one goes down I can use the other, or I can lend it out to a friend if they have a malfunction, or maybe I just like variety. Now I can choose between my Combat Machine and Tavor. I have a Classic Army too but it sucks hard.
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  8. Post #248
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    October 2007
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    I have a Classic Army, and it sucks major dick :smith:

    But it's great for showing friends what a semi decent airsoft gun looks like when it's working.

    Edited:

    Seriously, my gun is an asshole, it works for a few rounds one minute, then a few minutes later, I test it and it doesn't work, like it's trying to piss me off or troll me or something.
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  9. Post #249
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    July 2006
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    I couldn't bring all my guns to the field, or if I could, I would need a very large van with a shitload of gun racks, shelves and so forth.

    But on average my on field loadout with guns ranges from $200 to easily over $1000. The $300 helmet cam really adds a lot to the value.
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  10. Post #250
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    December 2008
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    I can imagine you turning up in an A-Team van. Complete with paint job and spoiler.
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  11. Post #251
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    September 2010
    390 Posts
    Well like 2 mouths ago, I played at my field. So we get ambushed so well tell a kid to move to a position. The only thing you here from him is "Phssha". Everyone is looking at him buy now. He shit his pants, Because he was scared.
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  12. Post #252
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    January 2006
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    Guy wasn't calling hit all day. And i was getting GREAT shots on him with my sniper. Got a marshall involved the first time, but they didn't do anything. No proof i was hitting him, since no one else on my team saw me/ the marshall was a moron.

    So cut to the next game we play. I'm off on my own doing a little recon. Thats when i spot a group of the other team walking around, with the asshole who wouldn't call out among them. They split up, and i keep watching that guy. I take a shot at him at a fairly low distance. He didn't hear me shoot luckily. I hit his arm, and at that distance i KNOW he felt it, especially since he looked at his arm after i hit it. He kind of shrugged it off. So i shot another bb into an open pocket on his jacket.

    Brought it back up with a marshall. Asked the dumbfuck what color bb's he was shooting. He said yellow.

    Me: Okay.... so why do you have a white bb in your front jacket pocket?
    Him: What?
    Marshall: Hmm?
    Me: I shot one into his pocket after he yet again refused to call out
    *Marshall checks his front pocket and pulls out a white bb, then compares it to the ones in my rifle
    Marshall: get off the field kid

    And then i felt better. Fucker had to sit out the rest of the day, 3 games.
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  13. Post #253
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    January 2005
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    holy shit

    are you like

    Vasily Zaytsev or something
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  14. Post #254
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    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    wow if you're telling the truth you are a real winner
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  15. Post #255
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    April 2005
    15,225 Posts
    That must've been one fucking brilliant shot.

    Great one brah!
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  16. Post #256
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    October 2006
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    watch out before long he's going to get the soviet women all over him
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  17. Post #257
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    January 2006
    3,271 Posts
    I've become pretty handy with my L96. It's not that great of a gun, but its VERY consistent on where the bb goes. After i hit his arm, he stopped, and i knew just where to shoot.
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  18. Post #258
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    October 2007
    7,711 Posts
    I remember when there was a few younger kids in a type of bunker with open sides and my one teammate was making them fire forward, as i moved around side and hid in a bunch of leaves as i shot them in the ass, they didn't even look at me when I shot them and the ref didn't know that I was like 10~ foot away from them, attempting to shoot around them because they were almost directly in my line of fire between the kids and myself. Felt that I should share something and contribute i guess
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  19. Post #259
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    December 2008
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    Guy wasn't calling hit all day. And i was getting GREAT shots on him with my sniper. Got a marshall involved the first time, but they didn't do anything. No proof i was hitting him, since no one else on my team saw me/ the marshall was a moron.

    So cut to the next game we play. I'm off on my own doing a little recon. Thats when i spot a group of the other team walking around, with the asshole who wouldn't call out among them. They split up, and i keep watching that guy. I take a shot at him at a fairly low distance. He didn't hear me shoot luckily. I hit his arm, and at that distance i KNOW he felt it, especially since he looked at his arm after i hit it. He kind of shrugged it off. So i shot another bb into an open pocket on his jacket.

    Brought it back up with a marshall. Asked the dumbfuck what color bb's he was shooting. He said yellow.

    Me: Okay.... so why do you have a white bb in your front jacket pocket?
    Him: What?
    Marshall: Hmm?
    Me: I shot one into his pocket after he yet again refused to call out
    *Marshall checks his front pocket and pulls out a white bb, then compares it to the ones in my rifle
    Marshall: get off the field kid

    And then i felt better. Fucker had to sit out the rest of the day, 3 games.
    Best. Shot. Ever.
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  20. Post #260
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    April 2009
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    Guy wasn't calling hit all day. And i was getting GREAT shots on him with my sniper. Got a marshall involved the first time, but they didn't do anything. No proof i was hitting him, since no one else on my team saw me/ the marshall was a moron.

    So cut to the next game we play. I'm off on my own doing a little recon. Thats when i spot a group of the other team walking around, with the asshole who wouldn't call out among them. They split up, and i keep watching that guy. I take a shot at him at a fairly low distance. He didn't hear me shoot luckily. I hit his arm, and at that distance i KNOW he felt it, especially since he looked at his arm after i hit it. He kind of shrugged it off. So i shot another bb into an open pocket on his jacket.

    Brought it back up with a marshall. Asked the dumbfuck what color bb's he was shooting. He said yellow.

    Me: Okay.... so why do you have a white bb in your front jacket pocket?
    Him: What?
    Marshall: Hmm?
    Me: I shot one into his pocket after he yet again refused to call out
    *Marshall checks his front pocket and pulls out a white bb, then compares it to the ones in my rifle
    Marshall: get off the field kid

    And then i felt better. Fucker had to sit out the rest of the day, 3 games.
    Fucking win Demo...
    Fucking win
    Have some cake
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  21. Post #261
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    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    Fucking win Demo...
    Fucking win
    Have some cake
    That is one sad ass looking cake.
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  22. Post #262
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    December 2008
    2,252 Posts
    I'd be embarassed to have that cake.
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  23. Post #263
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    February 2009
    1,263 Posts
    I'd be embarassed to have that cake.
    I wouldn't. It's cake. After ten minutes, it'll all be gone if you have a lot of people with you.
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  24. Post #264
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    October 2006
    12,424 Posts
    i want a cake like that or that ussr cake i saw before.
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  25. Post #265
    About as smart and adept as a pile of turds
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    January 2010
    3,467 Posts
    We were attacking a crackhouse, infinite respawns pistols only inside. Me and my 2 friends are on a team. The game starts, 2 of the springer noobs flank right. Theyre hit, they dont call hits. Me and my friends go to a car about 20-30 ft in front of the crack house. One of the guys inside has a AK 47 with a sheet metal gunshield on it. All of us pin him down. My friend blows a fuse, no extras. I have a bad malfunctionm with my barrel. Now our team is down to 1 JG g 36 1UHC M9 1 academy G36 1 WELL L96 stock and a couple of springs. The sniper cant hit shit. The g36 is doing fine and the rest are pinned down. I get hit walk back and ask for the sniper to let me use it for 1 sec. He refuses, I try to trade my uhc as a 400fps pistol. It works!!! Just as i get somewhere, damnit he figures it out. basically same thing for couple more minutes, we lose.
    SA
    ame day 2nd game coming tommorow
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  26. Post #266
    Jherkin Gherkin
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    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    We shall publish your story as the: Serious Noob Blues
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  27. Post #267
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    January 2006
    3,271 Posts
    Dont cheer me on too much. I've done asshole things. Like the time i shrieked like a terrorist [ALALALALALALA], and ran up to a guy and stole his mag at a night game, hiding in a tree and dropping bb's from my hand to get someone out, and pretending to be in a John Woo film at a sidearms only game which cost my team to lose.

    I don't care if i win or lose i just like to have fun and look like a badass doing it BD
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  28. Post #268
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    I yell ALALALALA at the games I go to sometimes, Ivebo and me were joking about how we should sound like MW2fags and yell RELOADING when we reload or when we're pinned down, go ENEMY AC130 ABOVE in english accents

    Edited:

    Such fun is to be had a mini-FP meetups
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  29. Post #269
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    January 2006
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    Or in the case of Brothers in Arms, yelling LOOK OUT. I AM THROWING A GRENADE. PLEASE MOVE FROM THIS GENERAL AREA! BE CAREFUL.

    [seriously, go back and play the older BiA games, they announce a grenade toss to everyone with in a 3 mile area like a fucking nuke siren]
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  30. Post #270
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    October 2006
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    i always call the other team capitalist scum when im in combat
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  31. Post #271
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    October 2007
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    I liked the brothers in arms games, I thought they were pretty fun
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  32. Post #272
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    Ivebo and me were joking about how we should sound like MW2fags and yell RELOADING when we reload
    Um, I do that. I want to make sure my buddy knows I don't have a gun up covering him and that he needs to watch for me. There are legitimate reasons for calling it out, though I normally just shorten it to "loading"
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  33. Post #273
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    December 2009
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    I yell ALALALALA at the games I go to sometimes, Ivebo and me were joking about how we should sound like MW2fags and yell RELOADING when we reload or when we're pinned down, go ENEMY AC130 ABOVE in english accents

    Edited:

    Such fun is to be had a mini-FP meetups
    You should yell enemy AC-130 above and freak out like the Spetsnaz announcer does when the other team calls in the AC-130.
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  34. Post #274
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    October 2007
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    After they kill most of our team, I should yell whatever the people say when there's a nuke.

    Edited:

    Um, I do that. I want to make sure my buddy knows I don't have a gun up covering him and that he needs to watch for me. There are legitimate reasons for calling it out, though I normally just shorten it to "loading"
    I say it too, we didn't mean to joke at the people that do it legitimately, just making fun at MW2 and stuff, sorry if it offended you or something
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  35. Post #275
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    Um, I do that. I want to make sure my buddy knows I don't have a gun up covering him and that he needs to watch for me. There are legitimate reasons for calling it out, though I normally just shorten it to "loading"
    you don't say it in a rad british accent though

    task force one foh one
    lets do dis
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  36. Post #276
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    January 2006
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    I say it, but sometimes i say it weird to fuck with people..

    "HEY SWEETIE BUTTONS, IM RELOADING, K? <3"
    "HOLD ON SEXY GOTTA REFILL MY TUBE"
    "HEY SAILOR COVER ME FOR A SEC WON'T YA? *wink*"
    "SOMEONE PUT ANTS IN MY MAG OH GOD LET ME RELOAD AND SHOOT THEM OUT"
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  37. Post #277
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    August 2009
    6,180 Posts
    I have a story.

    I was at an OP on Saturday, and some of the players were not calling there hits.

    It's gets better.

    We had unlimited respawns.

    So anyways, Dave, who runs the place and is fucking friendly, tells the players they are "grounded", and to go back to the Pavilion. So at the end of the day, all the players who cheated were lined up against a wall, and shot by 40+ players, so they could get ungrounded. That's fair in my opinion..

    Also, Dave would say "If they're not calling their hits, keep shooting them till they do."
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  38. Post #278
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    December 2008
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    Now that, is how you should deal with cheaters.

    My field is blessed by having no cheaters and the average player age is above 18.
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  39. Post #279
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    January 2006
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    They should all be told take their shirts up, and get hit by 40 of the meanest grenade launchers around at the same time.
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  40. Post #280
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    June 2010
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    They should all be told take their shirts up, and get hit by 40 of the meanest grenade launchers around at the same time.
    That would go over just as well as the enhanced pat-downs.
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