So a while ago i went to my local surplus store to pick up some gear, and this kid, couldn't have been older than 10, came in with his parents. It didn't look like they were actually going to buy anything, and i was confused, until i noticed the camera.
They went around the store having the kid try on crossdraws and other shitty gear and taking pictures of him looking all "badass" and shit. It was so fucking hilarious, because it was just this kid in an OD crossdraw and an ACU boonie hat in this bright blue shirt and green cargo shorts. I was openly laughing in the corner with my dad, and they come up and are like "is there a problem" and i'm like "yeah, there's a problem. You're taking your tiny kid into a surplus store and having him try on literally the WORST gear in the place taking pictures of him being 'awesome'. If you really want him to look cool, there's a PASGT-V on the rack back there and a ton of PASGT-H's on the wall. I would suggest having him slip on a set of BDUs but i doubt there's a set in the store that would fit him." And the parents get all pissy and leave and the guy that was working the counter winked at me and ended up giving us a discount. Greatest fucking thing ever.