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[Snipped the terrible OP introduction I had made before]
What are the most idiotic reasons you were banned from a GMod server?
My example: I got banned permanently from a server because I was new to Garry's Mod (version 9) and ended up knocking down an unfinished domino trail.
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"Being mean to little kids"
Wasn't my fault.. I was behaving, there were 8 year olds I told them to STFU and they told an admin..
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I know it's not a gmod server but I know someone who was permabanned from fp for reason "bored"
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Banned on a RP server once when I was a Civil Protection Officer. I was informed of some villain smuggling weapons, so I went to his flat. Smashed the door down, charged him with anticivil activity and confiscated his stuff- how was I to know he was the admin?
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I built a house on an RP server on Construct, apparently building a house is prop blocking, so they blew it up with some tank and banned me.
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"Shooting through walls"
Was only aimbotting.
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Stupidest reason I got banned from a GMod server was probably for "Aimbotting" when I got 1 lucky headshot. Oh well.
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i have been accused of hacking because i got a mid-air head shot oh this guy
said i had an aimbot... noobs lol
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Well once I built my shop on top of another person's shop, but I don't think that counts.
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I got banned for "Joining the server while not being named Chuck Norris"
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I got banned 5 minutes ago for meowing.
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Someone on my friends list joined the server and changed their name to "Domish", pretending to be me and calling people niggers and retards.
Then they banned me instead of him. :geno:
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"Canadia"
*sigh
Yea, that's how they spelt it.
That or "tarp"
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RP server-Banned for killing admin.
The admin was blocking my store.
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I got banned for faking myself?
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I was on a RP server and was a Hitman and I killed someone and was banned reason "For licking cunts" some 12 year old banned me cause killed him how was I supposed to know he was an admin. Although I was telling my friend to write me fake hit so I could kill anyone I wanted
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1) Getting Killed 20 Times, And I Kill Them 2 Time's.
2) Podding
3) Pressing Button Spam.
4) Stealing Something From A RP Store.
5) Messing With A 9 Year Old (Which Was Owner - Girl)
6) Fucking Around (lol...)
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joining the goddamn server.
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No matter how hard i try, i can't get banned.
I think i have been banned 3 times in my entire time in GMod, all 3 were deserved.
1 was for setting up a wire auto turret and constantly killing this guy that pissed me off.
2 was for convincing an admin to get their head admin to give them FTP and then he gave it to me, i downloaded a nexus script they paid for and gave myself admin for some "Fun"
3rd was for aimbotting in a darkRP server and getting a few hundred kills before the admin stepped in.
I guess i go on servers without 12 year old admins?
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If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.
May 2009
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E2 holograms.
"IT LAGS THE FUCKING SERVER" says the admin with a 120 proped base
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Dont you love that? they cant match your science quantities so they rage.
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lol, I kept on owning a person on TF2 and he accused me of cheap hacks and directed me to a site with some. Then him and his 8 year old rage buddy kept trying to make me ragequit. I spent more time chatting than actually fighting at that point. Then I kept on killing him when it was obvious that he was a spy. I just disconnected as soon as they did.
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on DarkRP server, on zmobiesurvival, i got banned for "Killing to many zombies.
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I see a guy do this on a HS server that I play on and I think meowing is fucking hilarious. Whoever banned you needs to hit puberty.
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Me and a friend were messing around in a secluded place propfucking each other. I was perma-banned for prop pushing :|
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For just being there
Lol
Edited:
@Nick Nack
Epic Avitar lol
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most stupid reason i ever got ban for;
went into a build server playing flatgrass. spawned, got shot at. spawned again, ran off and lived (no no-clip) :). started building a APC so i could help a friend of mine who was going to join the server in abit. going through with the build, got a dupe of it as a just in case kind of thing. next thing i know, one of the spawnkillers comes over to me and throws a gbomb 200lb bomb on my APC then shortly fucks off back to the spawn. i spawn the dup i made of the APC then head over to the spawn to try defend the three people stuck there. they hop in the back of my APC and i drive off... BAMM
Player has been permaban reason: 'building a decent tank'
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said "renamon is a bitch" in a rp server that had furry models and got banned for hating furries.
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:barf:
Back on topic, mine has to be the following.
I was on Spacebuild 2, a war server. I get to building a battlecruiser, and then attack a player's "OMGWTFBBQZPMOVERCHARGED" base. The result was the admin banning me for "Flaming"...
Edited:
Sure the flames on the base were big enough :smug:
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well, I was kicked. But I told these 6 year olds to drop there ballz and not use there mic or play the game until that happened. Turnz out, one of those pricks was an admin. -facepalm-
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Roleplaying as an arab.
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I got banned from the PE Perp for "randomly killing".
I was roleplaying an angry man who lost his fireman job because the major fired him so his friend could get the job. He gave the excuse that I was "job camping".
That was pretty fun actually. I threw a molotov at the elevator preventing him from escaping and locked the office door he was in. I ended up fist fighting him to death and commiting suicide in the fire.
That was the only time I actually had fun in a roleplay server.
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its actually true, i lagged a whole server to crash with one hologram :colbert:
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Typing and sending: 'I HAKED UTUB!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!' the day that youtube got fucked by 4chan fags. I dont get it.
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I banned all admins permantly because i was bored
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Man, why the hell do you brag about that whenever you get the chance? It's an aimbot. Well done.
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i played a youtube video that was offensive to minors
oh and minorities
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Breaking the rules.
Edited:
It was against the rules for an admin to ban himself.
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Some dude was nameswitching and the nameswitcher and I both got banned. I was a trusted admin on the server, and both of us tried negotiating our way back onto the server. I got on, he didn't.
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An admin provoked my fairy (it was one of those DarkRP build server things) and he of course was killing random people and gave himself over 10k health. When he killed me and my fairies attacked him, he banned me.
Funny x 18
Dumb x 6
Winner x 5
Optimistic x 2
Agree x 10
Disagree x 1
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