1. Post #41
    Vantes14's Avatar
    October 2008
    1,544 Posts
    I killed an admin 5 times and he banned me for not following the rules.The server rules said killing other players is allowed which I found that funny.

    Edit: Page king :woop:
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  2. Post #42
    pie6nin's Avatar
    February 2009
    32 Posts
    One time I misspelled a word and the admin thought I had a pornspray(long story, at least 1.5 years ago)
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  3. Post #43
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    Dennab
    April 2008
    4,831 Posts
    One time I was banned for random arrest, yeah, random arresting the REBEL LEADER.
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  4. Post #44
    iavor55's Avatar
    July 2008
    403 Posts
    Not really banned, but kicked. There was this guy who was being a ducheminge and used his high rank on the server to increase his health and RDM all the time (Build server). I started to warn him to stop or else. He didn't so I pretty much did some LIGHT counter-minging and the the faggot vote kicked me -_-.
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  5. Post #45
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    Balto-the-Wolf-Dog's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,817 Posts
    Not really banned, but kicked. There was this guy who was being a ducheminge and used his high rank on the server to increase his health and RDM all the time (Build server). I started to warn him to stop or else. He didn't so I pretty much did some LIGHT counter-minging and the the faggot vote kicked me -_-.
    Under these situations I usually start pulling out all my old applyForce missiles
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  6. Post #46
    Hanibal's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,718 Posts
    i was on a build server ,i started making a pacman hologram , some kid admin walks up to me , asking how i did that , i said holograms
    *banned
    reason: Not telling me how you did it*
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  7. Post #47
    mcstickguy's Avatar
    June 2009
    59 Posts
    Ok. I was on the CyberGmod Fretta server. I was on a surf match, and I was getting shot at through a wall. I called hax, but then I quickly took it back. The admin said I was whining even though I took it back. I was ultimatly pissed off. There was no way around it because admins are usually very pissed off. In my matter of being owner of some servers and being the admin of some, and some that my friends own, I took it upon the liberty to possibly ban the admin from about 13 servers, from CSS to Gmod. I hope he has good luck finding a way to apologize ;).
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  8. Post #48
    Gold Member
    Raptortheawesome's Avatar
    May 2009
    5,074 Posts
    I said a kid sounded like Justin Bieber and cock got his tongue and got instabanned for saying "Justin Bieber"
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  9. Post #49
    BurritoBazooka's Avatar
    June 2010
    489 Posts
    Hell, I was banned once before I even spawned...

    Another time I was banned because I called an admin a minge. He was sending naquadah bombs through stargates, after removing their irises without us knowing.

    Once I forced a person out of the same server (wasn't admin) for having too many lamps. Guess that's pretty stupid.
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  10. Post #50
    GigN's Avatar
    April 2007
    127 Posts
    MINGEBAG

    really - it is unfair...
    this touched my feelings
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  11. Post #51
    trakmiro's Avatar
    November 2009
    162 Posts
    on DarkRP server, on zmobiesurvival, i got banned for "Killing to many zombies.
    Sounds like they were jealous.

    I once got banned for creating a PHX plane, welding it together, and carrying it around.

    I was just off in my own little corner of the map, doing my own thing. So naturally an admin came over and didn't like that I was having more fun than him.

    And that my playermodel looked like Kleiner to him.

    Hey, it's not my fault he didn't have CS:S!
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  12. Post #52
    Trooper0315's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,718 Posts
    Making an invisible car in a race (i used color tool on myself, too) and shoving others off the track. banned for reason: using physgun CHEATER
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  13. Post #53
    ghostrin's Avatar
    January 2010
    16 Posts
    Used my revenge skull.

    Got kill about 20 times by the server owner.

    I got pissed and told him to stop killing me or face "the skull."

    he shot me, the skull blew him up, he banned me for killing him with the skull.

    Saw him on another server with my damned skull.
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  14. Post #54
    Tactical Beastz's Avatar
    July 2010
    13 Posts
    "rdming" an admin in darkrp when i was an assian and got a payed hit
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  15. Post #55
    ghostrin's Avatar
    January 2010
    16 Posts
    Asian or assassin?
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  16. Post #56
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    BananaFoam's Avatar
    January 2010
    4,717 Posts
    Got banned on Empires because our team lost, and the admin raged and banned me.

    My only experience on Empires.
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  17. Post #57
    Ask about my EBOLA fetish
    GameDev's Avatar
    February 2010
    12,354 Posts
    For having a capital letter in my name.
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  18. Post #58
    BurritoBazooka's Avatar
    June 2010
    489 Posts
    MINGEBAG

    really - it is unfair...
    this touched my feelings
    It was just a stargate kawoosh on the place he had the most lamps.

    He nerdraged on mic (in German or Dutch or something) and quit, promising never to come back. He came back the next day.
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  19. Post #59
    MajesticMoose's Avatar
    December 2009
    80 Posts
    My voice cracked. The admin thought I was 12. (I am 19)
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  20. Post #60
    hideyyo's Avatar
    August 2010
    157 Posts
    It was just a stargate kawoosh on the place he had the most lamps.

    He nerdraged on mic (in German or Dutch or something) and quit, promising never to come back. He came back the next day.
    Let's play a SG game some time in the future.
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  21. Post #61
    I'm dumb! You don't have an excuse!
    MacTrekkie's Avatar
    July 2009
    5,485 Posts
    "Dumbass little shitprick."

    Admin called his car "the fastest engine powered car in GMod." I showed him the thread on the 89 mph car. His went 30. He raged :S
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  22. Post #62
    Pandemix's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,516 Posts
    An admin had his mic on, and you could hear his sister talking. I said she sounded hot and he banned me for "Perv".
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  23. Post #63
    MadParakeet's Avatar
    November 2009
    161 Posts
    Parakeet -- STEAM_0:1:18839805 -- Permanent -- Admin abuser/doesn't want to be here -- Miss Pink

    I wasn't admin abusing, I was just encouraging others to abuse. I got this other guy to perma four or five of the lower admins. (Server deserves to die, owner uses serenity and goes around crashing other servers.)
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  24. Post #64
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    Balto-the-Wolf-Dog's Avatar
    June 2009
    1,817 Posts
    An admin had his mic on, and you could hear his sister talking. I said she sounded hot and he banned me for "Perv".
    Nice

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  25. Post #65
    Bloodclaw's Avatar
    June 2008
    296 Posts
    Once I got banned from a RP server. Someone was spawn-killing everyone (really, everyone), and I managed to kill him so everyone could respawn. He called a vote to ban me and all the players (who were spawn-killed constantly) clicked yes.

    I like helping other...
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  26. Post #66
    CoolGearhead's Avatar
    July 2010
    384 Posts
    joining the goddamn server.
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  27. Post #67
    sib3rian's Avatar
    February 2010
    21 Posts
    "Kicked by console" Not saying hello to the owner

    -_- Thats the most stupid thing i have ever seen in my life
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  28. Post #68
    CMasta's Avatar
    July 2008
    973 Posts
    On join: "no ur not :P"
    What?
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  29. Post #69
    t11LmG's Avatar
    July 2009
    29 Posts
    banned for "testing ban command"
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  30. Post #70
    conizme's Avatar
    December 2007
    47 Posts
    I was on a zombie survival server as a survivor, when suddenly I was banned for "dragging the game on too long" I was like.. uh wtf?
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  31. Post #71
    stuky4ever's Avatar
    October 2008
    499 Posts
    Gave my perspective view towards their server. Just told them how it actually seemed. 10 year old admins, too many addons, Etc.
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  32. Post #72
    fstab's Avatar
    January 2010
    290 Posts
    > join the server

    > suck the admin's dick (he got in a chair and I started making the animation...)

    > Disconnect: You have been permanently banned by this server for reason: "asshole"
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  33. Post #73
    foxxeh's Avatar
    August 2010
    155 Posts
    "No Reason"
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  34. Post #74
    A Lamp's Avatar
    August 2010
    23 Posts
    I got on a server, asked "How are y'all doing?" and was banned with the comment "Its none of your ******* bussiness how anyones doing!"
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  35. Post #75
    If clothing didn't exist and everyone walked around with their penises fully erect I would have all the bitches.
    ROFLBURGER's Avatar
    May 2009
    22,888 Posts
    I gave myself a round holo hat in E2, and painted myself pink.

    It said nothing about being a dick in the MOTD
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  36. Post #76
    IAreRogue's Avatar
    August 2010
    13 Posts
    "UR LIKE BUGIG PEEPS AND THINGS" from a server ran by a 12 year old
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  37. Post #77
    bootv2's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,836 Posts
    for spawning:)
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  38. Post #78
    W+M1's Avatar
    August 2010
    15 Posts
    RDMing

    What? you Count Opening Fire on Mobsters that Are Pointing that Piece of Metal at me and Holding Down the Trigger RDMing?
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  39. Post #79
    TommieBoy's Avatar
    August 2010
    284 Posts
    Defending my base after cops tried to get in so I shot them with a shotgun. I then got permanently banned for (RDM). The admins never actually ask me if I was RDMing though.

    I liked that server too :gbsmith:
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  40. Post #80
    Penis Architect
    paul simon's Avatar
    November 2008
    9,482 Posts
    Shit, this thread makes me want to play in an RP server again. :frown:
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