Using the Balls of Steel E2 to kill some gay French troll who kept destroying my vehicles after I told him to stop repeatedly.
● Get this:
The admin banned me because I wouldn't give him the E2.
Right, so when I first started playing gmod in 2009 I barely knew anything about it. Someone was building with some models I didn't have, so I asked "Hey what models are those?" and then he just turned towards me and he stares for a while. Then I get permabanned for "GET PHX OR GTFO"
It wasn't all bad though, as you have to admit PHX IS pretty useful.
First time on an RP server (DarkRP), I had no idea of what I was doing. I ended up trespassing and a guard came over & told me to put my hands up against the wall. After two minutes I got bored and started to punch the shit outta him...no one can take a joke. : \
Because I was a Mac User.
He said it sounded like HL2 RP because of the ability to punch, which is more common there, although a few DarkRP servers have it too.
Once I was banned for prob blocking when another player blocked me in a room. :\
Banned when I was younger for "Tits or GTFO" because my high voice was mistaken for a girl's.
To this day I still respect that admin.
I've maked a spam turret on the spawn.
For being Irish, owner started a arguement and being racist to me. Best part? I was a admin.
I went on an arabic server, it was RP. They had a terrorist job, I thought it was kinda funny so I picked terrorist and started terrorizing the PD with an AK while yelling some arabic phrases into the mic (i'm fluent in arabic). Server owner got angry because he was offended and banned me :'(
I'm just going out on a limb here but I think he accidentally quoted the wrong person.
I got banned for the reason "lol" .
I got banned from a German roleplaying server because I kept going around harrassing people by humping them.
My name was "Mr. Ped O' Phile."
Killed admin that RDMed everyone on the server.
Got to love the community now a days!
I was banned for walking around. Get this:
● I was wandering around the walled sections of gm_construct_flatgrass_v6, and two Lithuanian citizens were building a moped out of E2 Holos, so I decided to stand around and watch adjacently. They noticed and said to me over their mics in a bad accent, "Go away." I asked them why and they told me "You are in way." I told them I wasn't in the way since I was nearest the wall, and one of the votekick abusers (who wasn't involved) promptly whipped up a kick dialog for me and everyone voted "Yes," (of course) then I was magically removed from the server for five minutes with the reason "minge."
How terrible is that?
Permabanned with reason: .
You know what? .! . to you too!
Gather around kids I have a great story for you - No, not really.
this went on for like 30-45 minutes, but it started on the StonedPotatoes Fretta server, it was running Rebels vs Combine. These 3 jackasses kept complaining about the gamemode, after 10 minutes I very politely told them to shut the fuck up and get over it. When people are being stupid I have to say something. Its gamemode voting time and everyone votes TTT, I pick something else and being the only one to. (Just because, I knew it wouldn't change anything. But they still raged really hard about it, at me and other people who don't pick what they like)
Now 2 of the 3 jackasses are spamming on mic (keep in mind its people who are 15+ acting like 4 year olds) kept saying "X Killed me" "X shot me" blah blah, to confuse people so basically everyone would kill me. At the start of every round they would follow me and wait for it to start so they could kill me, instantly. Eventually, at the start of one of the rounds I was a traitor got far enough away, they still saw me and started shooting 2 seconds before the round started, but I made a turn at a corner so I couldn't get shot. There was an entrance to the traitor-room near by so I ran towards that. Stayed in there the entire round. After like 4 minutes, one of my T buddies walks in. Waits 15 seconds, and then starts shooting me and misses, so I turned and capped him. The next round, I'm innocent, and I see the same guy. He tries to shoot me again, and misses so I kill him. Then later I rdm (keep in mind this was the only technical rdm, but he deserved it) one of the 2 jackasses because they killed me at the start of the round like 4 times.
5 minutes later I'm banned for "rdm + time wasting CUNT"
tl;dr 2-3 15 year old+ morons acting like 4 year olds harassing me for 45 minutes, and getting me banned for things I didn't do.
I change my mind, dumbest reason for ever getting banned: shoes
was playing darkrp on a fairly crowded server, there was a shopkeeper yackin on the mic about shoes for some reason. so i spawn a shoe/boot and promptly brought it over to his counter, then stared at him until he cried to the admin at which point i undid the shoe and left the building. i repeated this for 30-40mins sometimes using multiple shoes, successfully using my variation of psychological warfare until the admin finally caught me in the act.
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Dey' get people banned.
Ignore the http mashup, facepunch mobile is still buggy
I hate 90% of DarkRP servers who have a retarded attitude to RP.
Dark RP is not RP at all.
My most stupid reason of ban was. I was a thief and i was bored, so i lockpicked a guys house. The owner comes and see's me. He punch me so i start to shoot him. Then he ran away to an admin and told him that i shoot him for no reason but he didnt tell the admin that he punched me !
Joined a TTT server with the name "y r u so paind in th glute LOL" and said "how do I play?" in chat. A few seconds later I was permed with the reason "cute". Turns out it was a furry server so I didn't bother to appeal it.
On Phase Four some operator was using observer (Noclip) everytime I got into a fight with him I reported it to the Super Admin and he said "He is one of our best admins do not disrespect him or I will permanently ban you" I replied with "Get him to ban me. I doubt he could even spell ban"
Permanently banned "Admin Disrespect"
Join a Dark RP server, after about 30 seconds, some admin yells on his microphone, in a very loud Scottish accent, "FUCK OFF YA ENGLISH PRICK".
5 seconds later, banned for "ENGLISH CUNT".
I'm creepy, yet you randomly rate my posts which aren't even dumb most of the time. Who's creepy again?
True History: I told to a player in TTT that I had a big nigga dick (just kidding). And he banned me by reason: "I do not allow horses on that server."