1. Post #1001
    Dcmetax's Avatar
    July 2011
    138 Posts
    Minecraft. I apparently greifed a tree.
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  2. Post #1002
    Get your own DarkRP Server!
    FPtje's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,590 Posts
    Currently discussing the default colors of DarkRP.

    Seriously though, I once got banned for pretending to be FPtje.
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  3. Post #1003
    An error stopped other errors from erroring!
    Gamershaze's Avatar
    February 2010
    400 Posts
    Currently discussing the default colors of DarkRP.

    Seriously though, I once got banned for pretending to be FPtje.
    I was banned for that same thing once before too, no way! (Kidding.)
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  4. Post #1004
    FFC

    May 2012
    1 Posts
    I was on a RP server once and got perm-banned for "Racism" i only said "Niggertits" in OOC once..
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  5. Post #1005
    One of the million useless Gold Members
    Kittai's Avatar
    December 2010
    707 Posts
    I got banned for prop glitching(using madcows recoil to shoot through props), but the reason was "your a horrible minge, take lesons".

    I take that as a compliment more than anything.
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  6. Post #1006
    Gold Member
    micrococonut's Avatar
    September 2011
    49 Posts
    I spawned an explosive barrel and was immediately banned.
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  7. Post #1007
    ShnitzelKiller's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,402 Posts
    I used the stacker tool and welded a bunch of metal planks in a large row, then waved it around in my own personal space. Then I got banned.
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  8. Post #1008
    this link changes
    ScottyWired's Avatar
    April 2012
    8,287 Posts
    I was on a deathbuild server and I spawned in a VTOL that I had spent hours tweaking and tuning in singleplayer. It could be controlled by both wire and numpad at the press of a button. I racked up 100 kills after a few days and was threatened. I promised to upload to the servers AdvDupe if they didnt ban me
    I uploaded then they banned me. Backstabbing little kunts.

    Reason: Giving noobs WMD's.
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  9. Post #1009
    Biggest Homosex
    Flicky's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,648 Posts
    Why would you even upload it? That's a good reason to be banned, that's like giving a small child access to the entirety of Russia's nuclear stockpile. Except they will never run out.
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  10. Post #1010
    Call me Maybe?
    RagingGamer's Avatar
    September 2011
    186 Posts
    Joined server for the first time and got a perma because someone under the name xviperx was crashing the server. My name is xViper.
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  11. Post #1011
    LordzBacon's Avatar
    December 2010
    883 Posts
    Being AFK or in the words of the Admin "Taking of valuable Slot space without doing anything"
    was afk for 5 min.
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  12. Post #1012
    queen of vphysics.dll
    Tobba,'s Avatar
    April 2012
    152 Posts
    Being AFK or in the words of the Admin "Taking of valuable Slot space without doing anything"
    was afk for 5 min.
    I wonder if he thought the hosts "per slot" price was per occupied slot
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  13. Post #1013
    Jaws45's Avatar
    January 2012
    93 Posts
    i got banned once because i kept killing this one kid, he had a rage fit, and i couldnt stop laughing.
    turned out he was an admin ._.
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  14. Post #1014
    Gold Member
    SlickBlade's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,890 Posts
    Banned without warning for 'faggot'

    Apparently it was because rainbows are for faggots, guess he meant the rainbow trail I had on me.
    I then talked to him on steam, apparently he was a hardcore homophobe, and I accidently let it slip about what my trail E2 was


    Yes, the trail is a reference to ponies

    He then flipped his shit and changed the ban to perma. Alright, I understand how there's a lot of haters, but I did nothing but test out the E2. Nothing else at all.
    Talked to the head admin, turns out he dislikes it too, but agreed such a action is bullshit, unbanned me, granted me the 'User+' rank (Allowing use of noclip and of griefing props as a way of saying sorry) and stripped the other admin of his powers (At least till he learns)

    Later, some other players noticed me still testing out the E2 and messing with it, and asked if they could have it too for whatever reason. Sure why not, it's nice to share.

    The past admin saw this, flipped his shit again, and in chat we saw
    !PBAN Jarey "FAGGOT"
    !PBAN (About 3 other players) "FAGGOT"

    Head admin saw the attemped bans (as the other had been stripped of his powers earlier and seemingly forgot) and banned the guy for about 30 minutes, trying to teach him to be nice.

    Later the same guy once again returned, by now I had put away my E2, and pretty much the others had aswell. Yet this guy continued, shooting and hitting my stuff and messing with all of it. He was then banned for 1 month. (The head admin doesn't believe in permas unless actually needed)

    Mind you I did not say a single thing about mlp. No steam name, avatar or spray of mine was related. Hell, I had even changed the E2 name to 'color trail'.

    To sum this up, not talking about pony in general, I mean admins that hold a grudge for the most innocent simple things
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  15. Post #1015
    The Silent Rater
    Timenova's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,266 Posts
    Good to see that the head admin was understanding and justice served. He could have just as easily been one of the ones who always believe their corrupt subordinates.
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  16. Post #1016
    Eclipse1337's Avatar
    October 2007
    58 Posts
    I also got banned for hi in another language, admin thought I said "Fuck you".

    I seriously lol'd.
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  17. Post #1017
    fredstin22's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,184 Posts
    Banned for throwing bugbait
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  18. Post #1018
    Firesword's Avatar
    May 2012
    1 Posts
    I got banned for ''ffxc''
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  19. Post #1019
    I also got banned for hi in another language, admin thought I said "Fuck you".

    I seriously lol'd.
    Paranoid admin, if you ask me

    Banned for throwing bugbait
    Why does simply spraying paint decals make people so angry? It's not like the player will move like a Combine when you paralyze them with the bugbait (does bugbait itch when in contact with human skin?), I wonder when there will be possibility to spawn player-friendly antlions (not guards, because they don't see the players as friends)
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  20. Post #1020
    Ask me about my secret society of Jihadist Mexican Lobsters
    Michael haxz's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,214 Posts
    Why would you use such eye raping colors for your darkrp gamemode??
    That's Relevant how?
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  21. Post #1021
    Gold Member
    THATCAKEISASPY's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,775 Posts
    One of my personal favorites in Garrys Mod will forever be getting Perma'd for not sharing my Spacestation Advanced Dupe with a low class moderator who I had knew on the server for a long time... Apparently he had gotten Super a week after becoming a mod...
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  22. Post #1022

    May 2012
    18 Posts
    I was once banned for wearing too many clothes.
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  23. Post #1023

    July 2011
    16 Posts
    I got banned from a No Heroes server.

    For joining it.

    I was even in the group.
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  24. Post #1024
    Fawk's Avatar
    May 2012
    1 Posts
    I was just banned for RPing as a alcoholic hobo who was going into withdrawals then saw someone die so he snapped and killed the person he saw kill someone else.

    EXCUSE me for trying to role-play something interesting.

    Edited:

    Also, I think this thread needs renamed "Most memorable things you have been banned for"
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  25. Post #1025
    BearsAteMyCat's Avatar
    January 2012
    744 Posts
    I got muted once for swearing on the OOC chat in an RP server. The admin was in a rather bad mood, as I had been criticizing his earlier "administrative interventions" in acceptable RP situations, ie. robberies and such. I earned myself a ban soon after, because when I gained my speech back, I said in OOC:

    "Do you actually flaunt your 3 dollar admin at people like your genitals in the park on a Sunday night?"

    It was worth it.
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  26. Post #1026
    Ask me about my secret society of Jihadist Mexican Lobsters
    Michael haxz's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,214 Posts
    Got banned on a Crysis server last night

    On my first ever multiplayer game of Crysis on a fresh install of it. I was walking out of the base, started exploding, and it said "You have been killed 25 times for teleport hacking, you will be banned"

    Maybe it was because I had to get bin64 and rename it to bin32 so Crysis would work on my FX4100, but still that has me sitting here saying "What the fuck".
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  27. Post #1027
    Wheatleyluver's Avatar
    April 2012
    6 Posts
    I wrote "JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!" in chat, little did I know, the admin was a fan of him, so she banned me for "badmouthing Justin Bieber".
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  28. Post #1028
    Jeremey Kingrey's Avatar
    July 2011
    241 Posts
    "Paypal-Chargeback", they didnt give me my VIP, so I didnt pay them.

    But the servers were great.
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  29. Post #1029
    roman117's Avatar
    April 2011
    631 Posts
    Banned from a DarkRP server for killing a police officer who kept arresting everyone for no reason.

    The reason for my ban was "abusing police powers".

    ...Remind me to never go on a DarkRP server again for as long as I live.
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  30. Post #1030
    Hearts
    Agent766's Avatar
    July 2007
    3,179 Posts
    I've never been banned myself, but when people spam stuff like "niggers" in chat, I really REALLY want to ban them with the reason "niggers". Seeing as I'm just a superadmin and not the owner though, I don't want to get demoted.
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  31. Post #1031
    killerrichard's Avatar
    July 2010
    62 Posts
    I was banned from a DarkRP:
    Permanent, Raison: Hacker
    I laughed so hard
    Code:
    /ooc Want to view all money printers ? 
    Type this in your console > lua_run_cl LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles(LocalPlayer():EyeAngles() - Angle(158,-99,-87))
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  32. Post #1032
    BFG9000's Avatar
    April 2011
    4,661 Posts
    I spawned a WWII Bomb on a budding Spacebuild server on which me and some good interwebz buddies were playing. Something was wrong with the Lua cache and the models, and all Spacebuild stuff were invisible, only leaving barely visible shadows. The bomb exploded, and all of one of my friend's stuff blew up... then I was kicked for:"FAGGOT" lol
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  33. Post #1033
    Gold Member
    Leestons's Avatar
    October 2010
    3,025 Posts
    Got banned on a Crysis server last night

    On my first ever multiplayer game of Crysis on a fresh install of it. I was walking out of the base, started exploding, and it said "You have been killed 25 times for teleport hacking, you will be banned"

    Maybe it was because I had to get bin64 and rename it to bin32 so Crysis would work on my FX4100, but still that has me sitting here saying "What the fuck".
    Cool story, but this is "MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?" not Crysis
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  34. Post #1034
    Ask me about my secret society of Jihadist Mexican Lobsters
    Michael haxz's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,214 Posts
    Cool story, but this is "MOST stupid reason you got banned from a GMod server?" not Crysis
    Maybe so, but I don't see why not toss it into the thread
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  35. Post #1035
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    I drove a van off of a cliff while the admin was inside, turns out he died upon impact, and I lost 93 health.

    He then respawned, and banned me with the reason "Hacker fag."
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  36. Post #1036
    I am obsessed with titles; it is all I talk about
    avon43's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,239 Posts
    I was banned from a DarkRP:
    Permanent, Raison: Hacker
    I laughed so hard
    Code:
    /ooc Want to view all money printers ? 
    Type this in your console > lua_run_cl LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles(LocalPlayer():EyeAngles() - Angle(158,-99,-87))
    Just wondering: What the hell does that do?

    Also: I got banned in space build for spawning a fusion reactor and it said.

    Minge faggot
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  37. Post #1037
    Facepunch's #1 Huskybutt
    James xX's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,092 Posts
    I got banned once ... While I was testing out the admin mod I was making :(

    Reason : "Testa :D"
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  38. Post #1038
    spartin560's Avatar
    September 2009
    308 Posts
    [Snipped the terrible OP introduction I had made before]

    What are the most idiotic reasons you were banned from a GMod server?

    My example: I got banned permanently from a server because I was new to Garry's Mod (version 9) and ended up knocking down an unfinished domino trail.

    We were in a serious rp server. Someone had people hostage (Basically RDM) So i went a cop and arrested him.

    Got banned because i random arrested..
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  39. Post #1039
    ShadowNick1's Avatar
    April 2010
    208 Posts
    Treason. How the fuck can you treason if your on Dark RP server.
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  40. Post #1040
    ASK ME ABOUT MY SAM 6420 FETISH
    ArmageddonScr's Avatar
    July 2011
    691 Posts
    Just wondering: What the hell does that do?
    When you run it, it sets your aim position to another spot
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