1. Post #1321
    i am the mango master
    ZeFruitNazi's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,009 Posts
    Sniping people from rooftops on an anarchy server.
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  2. Post #1322
    Whose dick do i have to suck to get an unban?
    Dennab
    July 2010
    4,828 Posts
    Saying Hi.
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  3. Post #1323
    JMNFD1's Avatar
    June 2012
    3 Posts
    I've gotten banned from a server for jumping on an admin's car, WHILE PARKED.
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  4. Post #1324
    JamieH is a retarded bitch <3
    Pantho's Avatar
    July 2008
    2,189 Posts
    I've gotten banned from a server for jumping on an admin's car, WHILE PARKED.
    I got banned for arresting an admin who jumped and bounced on my police car :(
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  5. Post #1325
    into things like this - if you know what
    Dennab
    December 2011
    4,031 Posts
    Spamming movies on a cinema server.
    (granny porn)
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  6. Post #1326
    Star Extraordinaire
    Blazyd's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,357 Posts
    Spamming movies on a cinema server.
    (granny porn)
    They ban you but they still have to sit through the video if it wasn't veto'd.
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  7. Post #1327
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,252 Posts
    Banned on a PERP (I know, What was I thinking?) server for rolling over my car and killing an admin in the process. Hey, It's hard driving a car with 5 FPS on a shit laptop and having ~200 ping. The snow made it even shittier, As I slid off the road hitting a rock.
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  8. Post #1328
    RG4
    RG4's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,891 Posts
    I was banned recent on Liveinfear's Starship Troopers RP by the Sever owner all because I argued over a simple admin command. So we were all demoted and I didn't want to change my character's name because anytime I did it it made the character unusable, so force the command and it made me unable to play my character. So I argued with him that admins have a setname command that they can use and it's been used on me 2 times in the past, after that be perma-bans me, unban's me and bans me again for a completely irrelevant reason. And all this started with me arguing over an admin command, not breaking any rules.

    So personally I hate the LiveinFear community leader, them are cool.
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  9. Post #1329
    Gold Member
    Muthenfrucheir's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,141 Posts
    Taking too many screenshots...
    What
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  10. Post #1330
    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
    Dennab
    April 2008
    4,831 Posts
    Spamming movies on a cinema server.
    (granny porn)
    seems like a good ban reason imo
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  11. Post #1331
    andreblue's Avatar
    August 2011
    49 Posts
    Taking too many screenshots...
    What
    Using the camera ingame?(SWEP one)
    I have gotten people to rage over the simple fact of the noise XD
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  12. Post #1332
    Gold Member
    cis.joshb's Avatar
    January 2011
    1,864 Posts
    Preparations are already in full order so it seems. Facepunch I'm very upset due to the community here and you've forced this on yourself.

    A 9000 word apology in full tribal Hausa dialogue will denounce any disrespect you have given me Facepunch and I look forward to reading it by the next 4.30 minutes.
    A'a.
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  13. Post #1333
    Facepunch's #1 Huskybutt
    James xX's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,092 Posts
    Did he just monologue with himself through 7 posts?!
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  14. Post #1334
    Gold Member
    Muthenfrucheir's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,141 Posts
    Thread = Derailed
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  15. Post #1335

    March 2012
    12 Posts
    I got banned from a prophunt server for reason: Too hard to find.
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  16. Post #1336
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,252 Posts
    I got banned from a prophunt server for reason: Too hard to find.
    I got slain because of this on a TF2 prophunt server. Everyone flipped their shit against the admins because of this, Since that's what the gamemode is about. Owner comes on banning the admin for that shit. Ah, Good times. Need to go on TF2 more.
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  17. Post #1337
    LifePunch.net
    MonkeysLP's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,178 Posts
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  18. Post #1338

    January 2012
    20 Posts
    Lol, that's not even RDM then.
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  19. Post #1339
    World's Okayest Comic Guy
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    17,290 Posts
    Being from Facepunch.


    Yes, yes, label me crazy and an asshole because I'm from there.
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  20. Post #1340
    The Silent Rater
    Timenova's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,266 Posts
    Being from Facepunch.


    Yes, yes, label me crazy and an asshole because I'm from there.
    Probably someone who managed to get banned from here at some point.
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  21. Post #1341
    STRIDERS's Avatar
    February 2012
    194 Posts
    Banned for hacking for unknowingly having a faphack script in my gmod..

    fuck
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  22. Post #1342

    July 2012
    1 Posts
    I was banned for talking to the owner, asking him to speak up because he's quiet.
    You know that is bullshit, I know it is bullshit, and everyone in the server that day knew it was bullshit. I removed the perma ban because your friend talked to me and was being nice. I moved it to a day ban which in this case, you are UNBANNED. Now I should rethink that. I got yelled at my players because I moved that perma to a day ban. You are pretty much hated in Performnace Gaming.
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  23. Post #1343
    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
    Dennab
    April 2008
    4,831 Posts
    You know that is bullshit, I know it is bullshit, and everyone in the server that day knew it was bullshit. I removed the perma ban because your friend talked to me and was being nice. I moved it to a day ban which in this case, you are UNBANNED. Now I should rethink that. I got yelled at my players because I moved that perma to a day ban. You are pretty much hated in Performnace Gaming.
    did you seriously join just to post that
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  24. Post #1344
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,252 Posts
    did you seriously join just to post that
    It's always funny to see someone who just joined making an arse out of himself

    Anyhow, Banned from a TTT server for being an RDMer... As a God damn traitor. Why, And how can someone be that stupid?
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  25. Post #1345
    riceyrice's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,254 Posts
    You know that is bullshit, I know it is bullshit, and everyone in the server that day knew it was bullshit. I removed the perma ban because your friend talked to me and was being nice. I moved it to a day ban which in this case, you are UNBANNED. Now I should rethink that. I got yelled at my players because I moved that perma to a day ban. You are pretty much hated in Performnace Gaming.
    Oh no, somebody is hated by a servergroup that nobody has heard of. Boo hoo. Also, last time I checked, Performance isn't spelled like that.

    I got banned for building alone in gm_construct when everybody else was shooting each other and while admins were spawning antlions.
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  26. Post #1346

    July 2012
    13 Posts
    So the whole of facepunch bitches me out for posting here and says I'm derailing the thread and then no one has anything to even say in here for a 2 whole weeks?

    GG.
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  27. Post #1347
    Ask me about my secret society of Jihadist Mexican Lobsters
    Michael haxz's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,214 Posts
    Oh no, somebody is hated by a servergroup that nobody has heard of. Boo hoo. Also, last time I checked, Performance isn't spelled like that.

    I got banned for building alone in gm_construct when everybody else was shooting each other and while admins were spawning antlions.
    Fun Fact

    From where we see it: They are 1 in a million server groups in the world

    From where they see it: They are the world
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  28. Post #1348
    zachy64's Avatar
    July 2012
    54 Posts
    I got banned once for killing a traitor in TTT... I was inno
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  29. Post #1349
    DasboSchitt2's Avatar
    November 2011
    55 Posts
    for saying hello
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  30. Post #1350

    August 2012
    1 Posts
    I got banned from a sandbox server.

    The reason, and i quote:
    most likly 2 b a feg
    The owner had his mic on... He sounded like he was 6 trying to act badass.
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  31. Post #1351
    Gold Member
    .\\Shadow}'s Avatar
    November 2009
    889 Posts
    I was muted a bit after I joined a TTT server; after the map changed, it unmuted me, so I used my mic. Permanently banned for "bypassing mute."
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  32. Post #1352

    January 2012
    113 Posts
    I don't get banned :)
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  33. Post #1353
    Gold Member
    Alex_V's Avatar
    February 2011
    743 Posts
    For being a CP and watching the mayor get kidnapped without doing anything besides saying: lol.
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  34. Post #1354
    Waffl's Avatar
    August 2012
    30 Posts
    Well I got perm banned for scamming a guy of 1k in rp and he propblocked me propkilled me and spawn killed me and he got 100k from the admin and a warning and i got ban -.- 10 year olds
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  35. Post #1355
    sonicwalter's Avatar
    January 2012
    14 Posts
    was on a deathrun server and i got kicked then banned. reason? nothing! i did nothing on there. it's just that stupid auto ban system these days -_-
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  36. Post #1356
    etrius0023's Avatar
    November 2011
    366 Posts
    I got banned once for killing a traitor in TTT... I was inno
    That happened to me he was just running in and out of the room I was in so I shot him (because I thought he was a traitor) he was a traitor 5 seconds later "PERMANENTLY BANNED REASON: Didn't have enough proof" ._.
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  37. Post #1357
    Quatroking's Avatar
    July 2012
    9 Posts
    On a spacebuild server, I once threw a bomb into an active stargate which then blew up the space station of an admin, who then banned me for being a faggot

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  38. Post #1358

    May 2012
    2 Posts
    I once got banned because I like Doctor Who, but the Admin liked Star Trek better. -.-
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  39. Post #1359
    I once got banned because I like Doctor Who, but the Admin liked Star Trek better. -.-
    I consider that as tyranism, what's so dangerous about the others not liking what you like? That's like going psycho and code red whenever you hear someone dislikes MLP when you enjoy it
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  40. Post #1360
    kiloy's Avatar
    April 2008
    1,425 Posts
    On a spacebuild server, I once threw a bomb into an active stargate which then blew up the space station of an admin, who then banned me for being a faggot

    Well that is what he gets (the admin) for leaving his stargate open or not setting it on private mode/not putting on an iris.
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