1. Post #401

    April 2011
    26 Posts
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  2. Post #402

    June 2010
    30 Posts
    I got banned from a build server for building a full suspension, engine powered car. With the ban reason being, "y u hak n spawn othr ppls stff" It took me 3 hours to decode the ban message.
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  3. Post #403
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,103 Posts
    Could you post results?
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  4. Post #404
    Gold Member
    JoeSkylynx's Avatar
    October 2008
    11,454 Posts
    Well this is an interesting, "Why the fuck is GMod filled with tards?" ban story.

    I was flying around in this aircraft, and really not doing much other then just flying around. All a sudden out of nowhere the server started to experience lag. At first it felt like an a server attack, but when I looked down it was just some idiot spawning a really weld/hydraulic happy contraption. I called out the server owner and said, "Hey dude some idiot is spawning a laggy contraption down there." at first he removed it and I continued to fly around.

    Lag hit again. This time it was some guy spamming explosives. The owner started rageing, and removed every contraption on the server, and exclaimed that he can only build stuff. At first I was like... Alright. Didn't spawn anything till about five minutes later[others spawned some crappy airboat cars] so I respawned the plane.

    No lag. Then someone began spamming explosives again, and the first thing to happen was my plane was frozen, and I asked, "Hey whats going on?" the response was such a beautiful and majestic warmi- oh wait... It was an idiot owner who decided that clearly the plane I was flying was causing the lag even though it has little to none footprints on servers. He removed the plane, and stated, "DONT FLY YOUR JET AROUND" I respond.. Kay, and goto work on something else. The next thing that happens is I see someone else flying around a plane, and I said screw it, and decided to fly around and mock-fight the person.

    I got banned for a week for "lagg"

    ... What the fuck.
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  5. Post #405
    Talatandi's Avatar
    August 2011
    253 Posts
    Well this is an interesting, "Why the fuck is GMod filled with tards?" ban story.

    I was flying around in this aircraft, and really not doing much other then just flying around. All a sudden out of nowhere the server started to experience lag. At first it felt like an a server attack, but when I looked down it was just some idiot spawning a really weld/hydraulic happy contraption. I called out the server owner and said, "Hey dude some idiot is spawning a laggy contraption down there." at first he removed it and I continued to fly around.

    Lag hit again. This time it was some guy spamming explosives. The owner started rageing, and removed every contraption on the server, and exclaimed that he can only build stuff. At first I was like... Alright. Didn't spawn anything till about five minutes later[others spawned some crappy airboat cars] so I respawned the plane.

    No lag. Then someone began spamming explosives again, and the first thing to happen was my plane was frozen, and I asked, "Hey whats going on?" the response was such a beautiful and majestic warmi- oh wait... It was an idiot owner who decided that clearly the plane I was flying was causing the lag even though it has little to none footprints on servers. He removed the plane, and stated, "DONT FLY YOUR JET AROUND" I respond.. Kay, and goto work on something else. The next thing that happens is I see someone else flying around a plane, and I said screw it, and decided to fly around and mock-fight the person.

    I got banned for a week for "lagg"

    ... What the fuck.
    I hate when something like that happens.
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  6. Post #406

    May 2010
    76 Posts
    I killed furries at a RP server where it was a class.
    Am I not doing the right thing?
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  7. Post #407
    I paid $1 and all got was an STD
    Zombie man70's Avatar
    October 2007
    1,785 Posts
    Messing with an admin who didn't know what E2 was and what it could do.
    You have been banned for the follwing reason: shit Stan
    How does he know my name?!?
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  8. Post #408

    August 2007
    514 Posts
    Some zombie survival servers didn't like aimbots. Not that any of those exist anymore.
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  9. Post #409
    Gold Member
    Shifty Pete's Avatar
    May 2011
    420 Posts
    Messing with an admin who didn't know what E2 was and what it could do.
    You have been banned for the follwing reason: shit Stan
    How does he know my name?!?
    He probably meant to type 'shit stain'.
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  10. Post #410
    Gold Member
    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    Some zombie survival servers didn't like aimbots. Not that any of those exist anymore.
    They should ban aimbotters no matter what. They kinda ruin the game for everyone else.
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  11. Post #411
    ~Tital~
    napalm_bomb's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,194 Posts
    I told someone on the server I had a boner :|
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  12. Post #412

    May 2011
    29 Posts
    Banning an admin

    Which was me.
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  13. Post #413
    Blitzkrieg Zero's Avatar
    August 2011
    2,684 Posts
    I've got a good one.

    I was recently playing on a War RP server. The basics is that you build forts and defend them with various NPCs given to you. I was on fairly early in the morning, building up my fort. I was the only one online a the time. The server owner logged in and we exchanged formal "hellos". We both decided to build up forts next to an underground tunnel and link our forts together, thus creating a force to be reckoned with. NPCs were controlled via spawned nodes, where the NPCs would follow along the path.

    Once we finished, people started joining. a good 10 or so group, all with the same clan name, =JACKS=. They were rather rude people, joining the server not with a hello, but with a "sup bitchs we gon cik al ur asss". Despite this, we just said Hello, and welcomed them to the server. They continued their verbal abuse, but me and the owner kept shrugging it off. They built their forts, attacked, defended. Forts were burnt down, others were fortified the strength of freaking Guantanamo Bay. We defended fairly well until the owner had to go afk for a bit. I kept the fort safe in the time being, but I was killed. By the Server owner.

    Apparently, his 12-year-old cousin had taken over for him and didn't recognize that we were partners. I explained to him that we are working together. However, being the stereotypical 12 year old he is, he merely replied with "Shut up noob ur I ban yor ass." I co-operated, not wanting to be banned. I fortified the tunnel entrance with a simple bunker and MG. He repeatedly attempted to break through, all of said attempts ending in failure. He finally started abusing the powers of an owner. No-clip is supposed to be prohibited to your fort only, but he went through the wall and attempted an assassination on me. Instead, I saw him trying to get through the wall, and turned around and killed him.

    With all the panic came the owners diverted attention. The other players torched his base and stole his supplies (ammo and weapons). The owner got back and, not telling me he was replacing his cousin, attempted to get to my side. I instantly shot him down. What a mistake. He saw his crumbling fort, his missing supplies, and the fact that I barricaded the tunnel entrance, made it look like I raided his base. You can pretty much guess where this is heading.

    Banned.
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  14. Post #414
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,806 Posts
    I've got a good one.

    I was recently playing on a War RP server. The basics is that you build forts and defend them with various NPCs given to you. I was on fairly early in the morning, building up my fort. I was the only one online a the time. The server owner logged in and we exchanged formal "hellos". We both decided to build up forts next to an underground tunnel and link our forts together, thus creating a force to be reckoned with. NPCs were controlled via spawned nodes, where the NPCs would follow along the path.

    Once we finished, people started joining. a good 10 or so group, all with the same clan name, =JACKS=. They were rather rude people, joining the server not with a hello, but with a "sup bitchs we gon cik al ur asss". Despite this, we just said Hello, and welcomed them to the server. They continued their verbal abuse, but me and the owner kept shrugging it off. They built their forts, attacked, defended. Forts were burnt down, others were fortified the strength of freaking Guantanamo Bay. We defended fairly well until the owner had to go afk for a bit. I kept the fort safe in the time being, but I was killed. By the Server owner.

    Apparently, his 12-year-old cousin had taken over for him and didn't recognize that we were partners. I explained to him that we are working together. However, being the stereotypical 12 year old he is, he merely replied with "Shut up noob ur I ban yor ass." I co-operated, not wanting to be banned. I fortified the tunnel entrance with a simple bunker and MG. He repeatedly attempted to break through, all of said attempts ending in failure. He finally started abusing the powers of an owner. No-clip is supposed to be prohibited to your fort only, but he went through the wall and attempted an assassination on me. Instead, I saw him trying to get through the wall, and turned around and killed him.

    With all the panic came the owners diverted attention. The other players torched his base and stole his supplies (ammo and weapons). The owner got back and, not telling me he was replacing his cousin, attempted to get to my side. I instantly shot him down. What a mistake. He saw his crumbling fort, his missing supplies, and the fact that I barricaded the tunnel entrance, made it look like I raided his base. You can pretty much guess where this is heading.

    Banned.
    Which is why I say that an Admin should never ban without getting more information first.
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  15. Post #415
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,275 Posts
    I got banned with the reason: "Fuck off dude =)" and there was no time so I guess it's a perma. Wanna know what I did? Place an E2...
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  16. Post #416
    themaw's Avatar
    March 2008
    1,320 Posts
    I banned myself.
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  17. Post #417
    Lifeslicer's Avatar
    October 2007
    212 Posts
    Joined a build server and the lone admin was complaining rather incessantly about how he couldn't get Space-build goodies because Tortoise SVN was "stupid as fucking shit" and was generally raging about.

    I referred him to Glua.net and got banned with the reason "YOU FUCKING IDIT I CANT GET SVN TO WORK"
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  18. Post #418
    killa747's Avatar
    May 2007
    287 Posts
    'Refusing anal on multiple courses' apparently.
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  19. Post #419
    Gold Member
    Deprehensio's Avatar
    September 2010
    899 Posts
    'Refusing anal on multiple courses' apparently.
    In hindsight, "Jimmy's Rape Server" wasn't exactly at the top of your expectations.
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  20. Post #420
    HyyperVyyper's Avatar
    February 2010
    725 Posts
    I got banned for saying Niger.

    I was referring to the country.
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  21. Post #421
    Gold Member
    PredatorKing's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,569 Posts
    I got permanent ban from a Gmod theater server for "posting cow slaughtering video" but it's kind of a reason to get ban "not really" but heres what I get people. If you hate to see cows get slaughter, why you eat them? they guilty for their actions of it and its perfectly normal to our country. now I know you can get ban for posting porn but for animal slaughter, I find that kind of retarded.
    Because, believe it or not, people don't join Gmod servers to see cows getting slaughtered, as fucking anyone can figure out. Don't shove your beliefs into people's faces and then bitch about it when they don't put up with your bullshit okay?
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  22. Post #422
    Gold Member
    JoeSkylynx's Avatar
    October 2008
    11,454 Posts
    I got permanent ban from a Gmod theater server for "posting cow slaughtering video" but it's kind of a reason to get ban "not really" but heres what I get people. If you hate to see cows get slaughter, why you eat them? they guilty for their actions of it and its perfectly normal to our country. now I know you can get ban for posting porn but for animal slaughter, I find that kind of retarded.
    We don't always eat them you illiterate fuck.



    Like it or not, the production of beef creates several by-products which are used in everyday household appliances. Also, I see the lack of nutrition has literally gone to your head and made you almost brain-dead in the sense of argument/grammar.
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  23. Post #423
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,806 Posts
    I got banned for saying Niger.

    I was referring to the country.
    Happened to me once, everyone started insulting the admin and he banned them too, got him removed as admin so it worked out in the end.
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  24. Post #424
    Gold Member
    Ganerumo's Avatar
    September 2011
    17,291 Posts
    I killed furries at a RP server where it was a class.
    Am I not doing the right thing?
    No, you must burn them first.
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  25. Post #425
    I spent money just to have words appear here
    mcattack1092's Avatar
    January 2011
    971 Posts
    I got banned from a TTT server for killing 4 innocents and a detective (who was the server owner) as a traitor.
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  26. Post #426
    simonjb's Avatar
    April 2010
    313 Posts
    I got banned from a german server... because I'm not german.
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  27. Post #427
    High Admiral of the United FP Alliance
    jonoPorter's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,678 Posts
    I got banned from a german server... because I'm not german.
    Why would you play on a german server if you don't speak german?
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  28. Post #428
    simonjb's Avatar
    April 2010
    313 Posts
    Why would you play on a german server if you don't speak german?
    I do speak a little german, and they decided to ban me.. just because I wasn't actually german, I understood enough to tell that they were deciding whether or not to ban be for the fun of it.

    Es war nicht good. Sehr unfair.
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  29. Post #429
    mn_chaos's Avatar
    June 2011
    605 Posts
    New one.
    Went to a local server and said "ハイ"

    Kicked.

    "あなたが韓国語話している!"

    Translated for those who dont speak japanese, thats "speaking korean!"
    ^_^
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  30. Post #430
    hatsworthIIII's Avatar
    November 2010
    219 Posts
    The most stupid reason i was banned: for getting pissed off at the admin who killed me (with an adming gun that made him invincible, and he was using that for the whole time) just because i started attacking him with the crowbar (wouldn't make a difference since he was invincible) and he killed me, that was a normal reaction, but when i respawned, he killed me againg, and did that continuously until i got pissed off and started to discuss with him that he was an abusive admin, well, in the end i got banned for a week and he closed the server.


    sorry for the bump, but this chart misses one thing: in Brasil they make a marshmallow-like candy with the cow's hooves, it's really good. (how do i know that? i AM from Brasil)
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  31. Post #431
    Insert title here

    December 2005
    3,657 Posts
    some kid admin has changed himself into a rollermine and he kept running into people and killing them, including me. I managed to grab the rollermine with my gravity gun and put him in a nearby trash. He said "fucking faggot minge" and banned me. It was a DarkRP server.
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  32. Post #432
    TornadoAP's Avatar
    June 2010
    980 Posts
    I have a pretty good one.

    One day I was playing on a DarkRP server (This was before I knew about real RP) and there was a class called Headcrab. I took it and I became a headcrab. I created a little box for myself and put a sign there saying "Help Me". I was roleplaying as a baby headcrab then. So anyways, everyone rejected me and all that crap untill some rebels adopted me.

    I eventually grew up and then Civil Protection raided the base. I killed all the Civil Protection (Can you see where this is going?). They raided the base again, trying to kill me. I pointed out about NLR (Which was a rule on the server) and they just kept coming. Finally, I guess one of the Admins was pissed and banned me....

    Reason: Being a Pet Headcrab

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    is what I did after that happened because that was my favorite server at the time. Luckily it was only a months ban, in which I had gone on to greener pastures.
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  33. Post #433
    Joined a furry server when I first started going online


    I was banned when I was asking "ew wtf is he having sex with a dog?" after looking at a collection of sprays
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  34. Post #434
    supercow9001's Avatar
    April 2011
    84 Posts
    Ok, I deserved this, but it's worth telling. I was on GM_Bigcity, for awhile on a server with few addons. (It was kind of nice). I remember I made this fort a few months back, so I upload it with adv dupe, and spawn it. All goes well, people are syaing "Nice fort", when this guy asks if he can dupe it. I let him (I like to share), and he instantly says "YOU STOLE MY FORT" We get in an argument where I prove it's mine, but he won't listen. he says, "I make a ton of forts, and this is one." He goes on to spawn one he actually made, that was a bleak, black phx box with uneven plates, and no inspiration. Mine used phx plates, but I made the materials different, made a nice lounge, and put some soul into it. The ENTIRE server starts yelling at me, so I go batshit. I spam explosives from the skybox, build things there, micspam, destroy things, make up bullshit about a test for mingery, RDMing, and more. I continue like this for an hour, with no admins. Someone goes on the forums and complains, and says I will be banned tomorrow. He goes on to say he's going to fry my computer (lolnope), and when I call bullshit, says "Ask (A username that tried to join 30 min ago), OH WAIT. You cant. I broke his computer. I almost die laughing, and disconnect.

    Edited:

    I just got banned from a TTT server for unmasking and killing a traitor admin.
    What have we done to deserve such a generation of children? *thunder*
    or middle aged men with no life. They are funnier. They actually act younger.
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  35. Post #435
    michaelrule4's Avatar
    July 2009
    188 Posts
    Disconnect: Kicked by Console : illigal e2.
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  36. Post #436

    August 2011
    18 Posts
    I typed !haxenable
    I laughed so hard at this you have no idea.
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  37. Post #437
    I am An Hero!
    GeneralMastiff's Avatar
    March 2011
    221 Posts
    I just got banned for:
    4 being a Bronie!!!1
    My spray showed rainbow dash getting impaled by hundreds of nails.
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  38. Post #438
    Gold Member
    Cyberuben's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,339 Posts
    I think the most retarded reason to get banned was that I wanted someone banned, put my steamID in the ban request, and I got banned for a very long time instead.

    YAY 800th post.
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  39. Post #439
    Sergeant Stacker's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,718 Posts
    Disconnect: niga dnt ever say exuse me 2 me, I M a fuckin admin and u r my bich!!
    Edited:
    This was on an RP server and I said "excuse me" on my mic (in a very polite tone also) because the admin was standing in the way.
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  40. Post #440

    January 2010
    52 Posts
    Banned from a server for 15 years for saying
    this
    Hey, $Admin Name
    Yo, $Admin Name

    To a Few admins
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