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Post #441Permbanned for putting 2 timed fading doors with individual keypads in the same corridor
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I got banned for my avatar on steam.
1. reason "cuntbitch ava"
2. reason "thats gay"
3. reason "lol gurlgamr"
And once i got banned from an RP server because i chose one of the female rebel models.
Yeah, no girls allowed 'cuz they are icky.
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Got another one: Telling that the admin wasn't doing his job correctly. He was only spawning guns on a regular base and finishing people off with admin guns...The ban reason was "Telin me to do job coretly" I swear to God, It couldn't get any worse then getting buttfucked by a 6 year old
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being banned for : wanting to play on cruise. lol !
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The only Ban I have on record would be an oh-so classic case of 'Butthurt Admin'.
I'm sure its all news to you guys.
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"Thinks server isnt worth much. Buy premium to unban"
Yeah fuck that.
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I had the same name as the admin.
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For joining a server... there message was, "WERE STILL TESTING NOOB."
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I wonder if that actually worked for him once.
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I got banned for being older than the server owner, which was 9 years old.
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Banned for using Gravity Hull Designator:
Reason: BEING A HACKER WHO CLIMBS ON WALLS LIKE TEH SPIESERMAN
Yeah it seems the owner who installed it didn't know what it did...
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December 2010
1,082 Posts
Some people who don't know SV_PASSWORD
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I was doing successful in a RP apocalypse server, and got kicked for "Being richr then the admyn."
Does no one know how to spell anymore?
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I was playing on this gm_flatgrass place.
I didn't get banned. Noone did.
The server admin just installed a .lua script in Win32 to break the gmod client.
To anyone who decided to break the rules.
And guess what. It sticks with you forever.
Like a virus.
If you think you're banned from your favourite server. Feel lucky that you're not at the hands of some
faggot who injects scripts into your computer.
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Try playing along fine until you get infected with Chris' nimp virus. I never looked at gmod the same way again.
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I got banned because the admin assumed I was a friend of a guy he banned earlier for prop blocking.
W00T I have a friend!
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i was banned for reporting admin abuse
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Disconnect, kicked by console: sayin a wrd tht my mommy sed wuz bad
I was like, WTF?
This was on TTT
And the word was hell...
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Admin: gyz i usd my cmd and it sed robin wuz traitor
Me: Oh, What the Hell why did you RDM me?
BANNED
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Ever been banned when an admin is trying to hide their guilt? Like I was just...
This is the conversation prior to my banning...
Me: The one you made and put on your server, but decided not to share?
Me: So how come its on the server then genius? Look I'll prove there's one.
*Kills admin with his own aimbot*
Me: I know it keeps me awake at night.
*BANNED*
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Oh god the list...
banned in 2008 for "ur cheating ur gun doesn't move when your tank does" because I had a turret master (stabilizes the gun so it doesn't wobble like fuck as you move).
banned in 2009 for using applyforce. At all.
banned in 2008 for telling a mod that their car's suspension was "a piece of shit" because it had just really light wheels, then called a cheater because I used elastics
banned in 2008 for refusing to give dupes to a server owner.
banned in 2010 for "alt of troll" 2 times, except, I wasn't the alt of that user.
banned in 2011 because someone was making a giant lagmachine (think hundreds of flaming props and physics collisions) and I spawned an E2 to blind them with aholo so they'd ragequit
banned in 2011 for spawning a poop mine (looks like a piece of shit, you walk over it and it sticks on your foot) and someone freaked the fuck out over it
banned in 2010 twice for flying around a dongcopter
banned in 2008 for using a wired-up panzerfaust I made. (omg ch33ter!)
There's a few others, but I'm too lazy to think of 'em.
Edited:
oh! a good one, "banned for: reason: troll vehicle cuvered in those errror blocks".
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I went on to a random PERP server with a couple of my friends and trolled a bit with exploits and what not (+1,000,000 PERP Cash for the lulz), but when it comes down to it I was permabanned because an admin was about to run me over and I shot him out of his car with my AK47 and killed him. I also put my AK47 on display when he was thinking of doing it and approaching me slowly.
The reason for the ban was, "RDM/Trolling an admin."
This server was promptly hacked (not because of my doing) and they then cried to me for help like I was a savior of administrating servers and I was like, "lolwut." They lost their FTP access, RCON, ASSMod/ULX access, and more. They couldn't even shut it down without consulting their host and that happened... about a day after? I actually don't know if it's shut down.
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I literally JUST got banned there for:
I was like, Lulwut?
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Turns out they still are unable to. What the hell?
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Lol? If the Server Owner is still paying for it Ima go help myself to a server.
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I got banned for 3 years from a server becuase I was greifing( i wasnt) then the admin starts to abuse his powers and bans me for getting his admin revoked I came back (the owner let me back in) and GREIF THE PLACE TO HELL
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That's it. Banned permanently for wank. Not Wanking, Not Thretening to wank. just wank
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Yesterday I was derping around, joining random Mingebag servers (they are named "Garrys Mod" , the default servername)
I did not really do anything bad but I got permabanned on 2 servers. On one I just walked around , played a bit with dynamites (Because I've been annoyed a bit, didn't know it was the admin) and afterwards decided to do some ragdoll posing. And while I did, I suddenly got permabanned with the reason "grenader" .. I don't know if he was referring to a player named 'grenader' or to spam with grenades. I didnt even use grenades!
And on the second server I just spawned, walked around, was a handsome boy, and got Perma banned. For no reason rofl.
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1. On RP, being a Peacekeeper(Police) and some people were RDMing, I put /wanted on them and killed them, BAN, from RDM. There was no admin in who I killed, and I was like WTF...
2. Killing admin on DM, reason "RDM" again... I just guess, They're admin abusing people.
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For building an elaborate wire device that can kill admins in god mode.
Lets just say my device raped him so hard that his farts no longer make a sound, that'll learn him.
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"for having a small penis" nuff said.
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Because an server got hacked by an guy called unnamed, i just put his name for joke and i got permaban :(
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It wasn't in GMod, it was in CS, but the reason of ban was killing 3 guys (2 with headshots) when flashed... in de_dust2 two-door corridor with AK. Not cheating, pure luck.
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I got banned, for joining.
Simply cause a guy named Bizerco spread bullshit about me.
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Duped an entity.
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Yes you were banned by me. ^^ For duplicating a item in the HL2RP and abusing your toolgun rights.
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"Being Mean to an 8 year old"
I lol'd
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For being asian.
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Oh hello there ol' chap Chrik!
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An admin tried to ban me with a "ban weapon" so I killed him and took it. I then banned him from his own server.
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I was once banned from a DarkRP server for Propblocking.
The admin was RPing as a thief, and rather than finding the keypad and hacking it, he just banned me.
I didn't break any rules, there was a keypad on both sides of the fading door, just the one on the outside was hidden behind a potted plant.
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