1. Post #601
    Quality over quantity.
    Unslinga's Avatar
    August 2010
    885 Posts
    Banned a guy on Peacebuild for making a turret aimed at nearest player multiple times when I told him not to.
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  2. Post #602
    I can resist everything except temptation
    norzone's Avatar
    January 2008
    3,665 Posts
    Banned a guy on Peacebuild for making a turret aimed at nearest player multiple times when I told him not to.
    Maybe you should read the thread name again.
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  3. Post #603
    Quality over quantity.
    Unslinga's Avatar
    August 2010
    885 Posts
    Maybe you should read the thread name again.
    Oh well...
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  4. Post #604
    wad67's Avatar
    March 2011
    54 Posts
    I did not realise it, but AFC guns tend to convert anything they are shooting at into a pile of scrap,
    Long story sort, I shot an admins awesome duped turret thing with a howitzer, and it promptly disintegrated, then,
    You have been banned, Reason: Fag
    The stupidity is with me! -_-
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  5. Post #605
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    3,958 Posts
    I did not realise it, but AFC guns tend to convert anything they are shooting at into a pile of scrap,
    Long story sort, I shot an admins awesome duped turret thing with a howitzer, and it promptly disintegrated, then,
    You have been banned, Reason: Fag
    The stupidity is with me! -_-
    Why did I laugh pretty good at this? Haha.

    I think it might be because of what you said and your avatar, specifically when I read, "Reason: Fag."
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  6. Post #606
    Crash15's Avatar
    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    Why did I laugh pretty good at this? Haha.

    I think it might be because of what you said and your avatar, specifically when I read, "Reason: Fag."
    lol his avatar is a meme! lol wat a fag!!
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  7. Post #607
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,541 Posts
    I'm installing gmod again just to go on servers and do funky stuff now. All my past experiences of gmod on any server was I spawn, get killed, spawn try to kill the person who killed me. It usually ends up as a noclip dogfight.
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  8. Post #608
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    3,958 Posts
    lol his avatar is a meme! lol wat a fag!!
    I wasn't calling him a fag. I was saying that I imagined his avatar saying "fag" like an angry Asian man, but don't hesitate to stick words into my mouth.
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  9. Post #609
    Gold Member
    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    It usually ends up as a noclip dogfight.
    I remember when I used to have those. My friends and I when we first got the game held noclip jousting matches using anti-noclip tool'd props as weapons.
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  10. Post #610
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    3,958 Posts
    Yo, I'mma let you finish, but ExiledServer's free-spectate (invisible noclipping) moderator fist-fights was the best noclip abuse of all time!

    That actually sounds fun Neo Kabuto. Someone should make it a gamemode. :3
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  11. Post #611
    Woogoo's Avatar
    January 2012
    206 Posts
    Went on a ttt server and said "jesus sux" and got perma'd.
    Should have been banned longer. lol
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  12. Post #612
    Dennab
    October 2011
    21 Posts
    tyleR here, I perma banned that one guy 'yo' From my server for spamming under the map. The guy who was banned for 'Spawning dupes he didnt make', Yeah that's a server rule. It's a build server, Not a 'Spawn other peoples shit from gmod.org and say you made it' server.
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  13. Post #613
    well, it's a fucking dumb rule.
    Oh everything you made must be your own and you cannot look or use other peoples work even though its not mine
    It's not your work.
    It's not like you own their work is it? Oh, I have control over everything elses things and if you use someone elses things, BAN.
    Stupid rule.
    Bet no one goes to your server.
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  14. Post #614
    Gold Member
    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    well, it's a fucking dumb rule.
    Oh everything you made must be your own and you cannot look or use other peoples work even though its not mine
    It's not your work.
    It's not like you own their work is it? Oh, I have control over everything elses things and if you use someone elses things, BAN.
    Stupid rule.
    Bet no one goes to your server.
    I can see where the rule is coming from, but why even allow uploading dupes if you're just going to ban everyone who does it?
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  15. Post #615
    Gold Member
    MOOcow102's Avatar
    April 2011
    93 Posts
    I never get banned because I'm a good person.
    ;D
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  16. Post #616
    salmonmarine's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,730 Posts
    I never get banned because I'm a good person.
    ;D
    Oh well look at you
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  17. Post #617
    Blueplanets's Avatar
    December 2011
    15 Posts
    I farted in the mic then proceeded to spray strider blood everywhere.
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  18. Post #618
    Clyde (Irish)'s Avatar
    January 2012
    170 Posts
    Techncally not Gmod but whatever:

    In Minecraft I found a good friendly server (cause for minecraft these are really really hard to find), meet everyone, and proceeded to build my house and what not.
    The only rule of the server was no cursing(lol the children and their parents), i figured i could deal for it was a pretty nice server. The admin told everyone to make sure i didnt curse, came back after 10 minutes, someone told him i sent him a message spamming Fuck to him, i was banned. Annoyed because i got framed, i borrowed a friends account rejoined, explained how i was being framed, and then i got banned again for lying.
    God damn children.
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  19. Post #619
    Nightmare515's Avatar
    December 2011
    567 Posts
    i got banned for being a british soldier on a build server (i made a british fort base) :(
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  20. Post #620
    bluemist's Avatar
    April 2011
    315 Posts
    I got banned for 1 hour when it said in the rules no saying bad words, well this player put their rp name as fucktard, and i got banned for calling his name out in ooc telling him to stop prop pushing... This was on the BSU RP server they do have stupid and abusive admins on their server i recommend you don't join their server.
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  21. Post #621
    Blitzkrieg Zero's Avatar
    August 2011
    2,690 Posts
    Spawned the Japanese Flag, pick it up, use server add-on that allows TNT to be attached to players by admins, have admin help me, yell "Banzai!" and rush into a group of people and blow up.

    That doesn't get me banned.

    I respawn, spawn a single prop, get banned.
    Reason: Stop spawnin shit you makeing the server lag
    Ironic thing is, there was a guy that built a house out of hundreds of props, and he became admin for his "remarkable achievement in Garry's Mod architecture".

    I will stay with posing in Single Player for the time being, thank you very much.
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  22. Post #622

    August 2011
    18 Posts
    I got perm banned after stepping down from my admin position...though I did replace the logo I made for the website with a Nazi symbol because the owner is racist and lets everyone know.
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  23. Post #623

    January 2012
    9 Posts
    I got banned on an rp server for reporting someone for abusing admin. Then I got banned because for some reason its a crime on that server to report admin abuse lol pathetic.

    (The admin was flying around in noclip on a serious rp server shooting people)
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  24. Post #624

    January 2012
    19 Posts
    I was banned off an RP server for "free killing".

    I was a Hobo with a Deranged Psychopath status.

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  25. Post #625
    Gold Member
    l33tkill's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,061 Posts
    I was banned because the owner wanted chicken nuggets, and I told him to "bend over and I'll show you chicken nuggets."

    Oh well.
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  26. Post #626
    earthykiller's Avatar
    November 2011
    8 Posts
    said "renamon is a bitch" in a rp server that had furry models and got banned for hating furries.
    Lol I got banned for killing an 12 years old admin i remember he said: "OMG YOU AIMBOTING HACKER"
    Then I Exited The Game And Viewed Some Porn Like A Boss..
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  27. Post #627
    johnpaulc's Avatar
    January 2012
    5 Posts
    I got banned for shouting "Punjabi!" into my mic on a RP server.
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  28. Post #628
    SWAG KING 2014
    Lebofly's Avatar
    November 2008
    701 Posts
    I got banned perma-banned for getting a 60 min voteban
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  29. Post #629
    Bear809's Avatar
    January 2012
    17 Posts
    I got banned for being a FBI agent on an RP server. I noticed my friend was in that server and he said he was a smuggler. I went to his esate and shut the operation down. His friend who was guarding him was the admin. He perma banned me before my friend told him i was his friend. :(
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  30. Post #630
    Gold Member
    Rocko's's Avatar
    February 2011
    11,581 Posts


    "OH NO U SAD FUK BANANBANAABAN"

    Dumb mom servers.
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  31. Post #631
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    In some gay Lithuanian server:

    Spawning a biplane dupe when they were building a lag-infested tractor that didn't function properly.
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  32. Post #632
    three wieners
    SuperEmoBros's Avatar
    August 2009
    908 Posts
    This was on L4D1 but it still relates.

    This one time I got disconnected from a versus server and it just said:

    "Disconnected

    you fail.."

    I don't know if it was by random or because I was using "vocalize playerspotpills" every 5 seconds

    This happened at late night when I was playing so it scared the shit out of me.
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  33. Post #633
    ASK ME ABOUT MY SAM 6420 FETISH
    ArmageddonScr's Avatar
    July 2011
    691 Posts
    I wish vocalize still worked
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  34. Post #634
    three wieners
    SuperEmoBros's Avatar
    August 2009
    908 Posts
    I wish vocalize still worked
    It works in L4D1 but L4D2 was patched
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  35. Post #635
    Get your own DarkRP Server!
    FPtje's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,716 Posts
    I got banned several times for not speaking French.

    that's right, if you don't speak French on a goddamn French server, you're permabanned. Even if you really do speak French.
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  36. Post #636

    October 2011
    25 Posts
    I'm new here. Apparently this will be a problem.

    In any case, I was banned on an RP server because I got fed up with two guys who were repeatedly killing and arresting me on spawn after I killed both of them as a criminal gun smuggler. As a joke, I spawned myself a few boxes to annoy them. Removed them afterwards, and then an admin came on. They told a story about how they were RPing all peaceful then I spawned a truck on them and how I was spamming thousands of props to make the server almost crash.

    Banned for the following reason: "being a bitch and failing at trolling"


    I think I typed too much. Let me go hurt myself now.
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  37. Post #637
    Gold Member
    calebc789's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,186 Posts
    I got kicked for Hacks when I clearly didnt have any on a DarkRP server. it was right when I joined too.
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  38. Post #638
    three wieners
    SuperEmoBros's Avatar
    August 2009
    908 Posts
    I got kicked for Hacks when I clearly didnt have any on a DarkRP server. it was right when I joined too.
    omg u got hedshot on me!!!!! i report u haker!!!!1
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  39. Post #639
    Gold Member
    Da_Maniac_'s Avatar
    November 2010
    5,617 Posts
    Just recently I joined a TTT server and a squeaky-voiced admin asked me how old I was.

    I answered with just "17".

    Permabanned with the reason: too old
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  40. Post #640
    three wieners
    SuperEmoBros's Avatar
    August 2009
    908 Posts
    Just recently I joined a TTT server and a squeaky-voiced admin asked me how old I was.

    I answered with just "17".

    Permabanned with the reason: too old
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