1. Post #641
    Rokk's Avatar
    July 2008
    21 Posts
    I got banned several times for not speaking French.

    that's right, if you don't speak French on a goddamn French server, you're permabanned. Even if you really do speak French.
    That's typical French. Seriously. A lot of French just think EVERYONE should speak French, and that EVERYONE speaks it, and everyone who doesn't is communist/stinky. They always refuse to speak English.

    Yes, I hate French people.


    I got banned from a server once, for saying "Hi". In text chat. I said "Hi", and I got Permabanned instantly.

    Or this one time when I joined a server, but it had a ton of addons, so I got out of my chair to grab a snack and maybe a drink or two. When I came back, I had apparently already joined the server, and some kid (Apparently the admin) kept saying "HELLO?!" to me over mic. I sat down in my chair, but before I could do anything, I was permabanned for the reason "U DIDENT SAY HI TO ME!!!".
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  2. Post #642

    October 2011
    25 Posts
    I joined a TTT server once, about a day ago.

    Banned for the following reason: "no noobs allowed"

    My username at the time was "Sir Easymode The Noob".
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  3. Post #643
    three wieners
    SuperEmoBros's Avatar
    August 2009
    908 Posts
    For having "Dasher" in my name(at the time)

    Apparently MLP infected even nonbronies and made them think everyone who has even one slight word from one of the character's names in their profile name makes them a brony, which is why they banned me.

    People need to stop mistaking me for a brony.

    Fuck the world
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  4. Post #644
    MegaAthlonZ's Avatar
    June 2008
    31 Posts
    Banned because of "aimbotting" in a TTT server. Haven't aimbotted ever

    edit : I forgot, I got banned in a german roleplay server when I was rolling slowly with my car while having an Hitler speech on HLSS, maximum troll : priceless.
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  5. Post #645
    three wieners
    SuperEmoBros's Avatar
    August 2009
    908 Posts
    edit : I forgot, I got banned in a german roleplay server when I was rolling slowly with my car while having an Hitler speech on HLSS, maximum troll : priceless.
    That's not a stupid reason to be banned
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  6. Post #646
    supatails's Avatar
    May 2008
    746 Posts
    Why back in my day, gmod 9 era to be exact, I was banned from a hardcore city 17ish roleplay server upon spawning a tv. I was perma banned for having illegal technology. Things just aren't like they used to be... *sigh*
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  7. Post #647
    MegaAthlonZ's Avatar
    June 2008
    31 Posts
    That's not a stupid reason to be banned
    We could have talked it out of this one? instead of permad me
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  8. Post #648
    Gold Member
    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    We could have talked it out of this one? instead of permad me
    I don't think you realize how offensive what you were doing could be to some people. Trolling like that should be a valid permaban on any server.
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  9. Post #649
    supatails's Avatar
    May 2008
    746 Posts
    I don't think you realize how offensive what you were doing could be to some people. Trolling like that should be a valid permaban on any server.
    I'd sure as hell ban someone for narrow-minded racism.
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  10. Post #650
    three wieners
    SuperEmoBros's Avatar
    August 2009
    908 Posts
    We could have talked it out of this one? instead of permad me
    I don't see how talking it out would help it if you're doing a fucking Hitler speech on a German server
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  11. Post #651
    -title text-
    EditOutJ's Avatar
    December 2009
    229 Posts
    Banned on a server for saying "Hey, this content is from GMod Tower!"

    Forgot the fuckers name.
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  12. Post #652

    January 2012
    3 Posts
    Got banned by an admin who was trying to get out of trouble, as he deleted someones base. He blamed it on me.
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  13. Post #653
    supatails's Avatar
    May 2008
    746 Posts
    This is terrible, but one time I got banned from a stupid sandbox server run by an immature little fucker because I was playing as a black player model... really...
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  14. Post #654
    I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN!
    Kepler's Avatar
    December 2011
    391 Posts
    So I was making a Wiremod museum complete with stuff ranging from E2s to Forces and others, and then some kid comes in and he spawns some explosive prop that can't be blacklisted and he starts hitting the walls with the prop and it causes 10 deaths by Physics Prop, and then 4 more due to the explosives. Then I figure since we can't use guns, we can use props. So I spawned a barrier around him so he couldn't leave, and then...
    "You have been banned from this server
    Reason: wtf!!!"
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  15. Post #655
    Gold Member
    Blasphemy's Avatar
    December 2009
    397 Posts
    A wire explosive that can't be blocked? What explosive is that?
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  16. Post #656
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,478 Posts
    I don't think you realize how offensive what you were doing could be to some people. Trolling like that should be a valid permaban on any server.
    Especially to us jews.
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  17. Post #657
    ATM
    ATM's Avatar
    July 2010
    31 Posts
    Banned from gmod.biz because they incorrectly gave me admin instead of VIP
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  18. Post #658
    Sickle's Avatar
    November 2009
    6,600 Posts
    Are there no more X-Ray packs and stuff? I remember that shit back in 2010.
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  19. Post #659
    three wieners
    SuperEmoBros's Avatar
    August 2009
    908 Posts
    Are there no more X-Ray packs and stuff? I remember that shit back in 2010.
    Teta_Bonita made an old one afaik

    EDIT: Yep he did
    http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=32655
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  20. Post #660
    Gold Member
    Dorkslayz's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,666 Posts
    I got kicked for not having a "Proper" RP name once.

    My RP Name was meant to be 2 words, not 1.
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  21. Post #661
    Gold Member
    tratzzz's Avatar
    March 2010
    7,279 Posts
    Joined some DarkRP server for fun (And RDM with friends n shit)

    I was running around the map with my friend and some guy nocliped to us, asked "Are you frezxzxz (Did not understand what the fuck did he say)" I said No.

    Perma ban, no reason.
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  22. Post #662
    NickCC5's Avatar
    June 2011
    75 Posts
    I got banned for banning myself for banning me. I don't exactly know why, I guess because I was annoying myself then said something to myself that made me do it. I think it was the nuking part of it, oh well, now I have a reason not to play on my server.

    I also got banned for being "that one" annoying kid a few years ago, ahh those were the good days when we had the perp mic spamming, or so I thought it was.
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  23. Post #663
    ─ ─ ─ ─ ─▀ ▀ ▀ ▌ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ HONK HONK- ITS A TRUCK ░░ ♥ ░░ ░ ░ ▐ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ FULL OF DICKS ░░░ ░ ♥
    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
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  24. Post #664

    February 2012
    1 Posts
    Banned for 5 minutes. Reason: Name is too long...
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  25. Post #665
    ─ ─ ─ ─ ─▀ ▀ ▀ ▌ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ HONK HONK- ITS A TRUCK ░░ ♥ ░░ ░ ░ ▐ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ FULL OF DICKS ░░░ ░ ♥
    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
    Banned for 5 minutes. Reason: Name is too long...
    When admins are bored or strict.betwen Bumfuck and You Got Purty Mouth
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  26. Post #666

    June 2011
    29 Posts
    DEE DEE OH ESSING AND SPEED HAXING AND AIMBOATING
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  27. Post #667
    #YOLO
    Knoxed's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,611 Posts
    Banned from a russian darkRP server because I was speaking in english over my mic.
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  28. Post #668

    January 2012
    20 Posts
    That's typical French. Seriously. A lot of French just think EVERYONE should speak French, and that EVERYONE speaks it, and everyone who doesn't is communist/stinky. They always refuse to speak English.

    Yes, I hate French people.


    I got banned from a server once, for saying "Hi". In text chat. I said "Hi", and I got Permabanned instantly.

    Or this one time when I joined a server, but it had a ton of addons, so I got out of my chair to grab a snack and maybe a drink or two. When I came back, I had apparently already joined the server, and some kid (Apparently the admin) kept saying "HELLO?!" to me over mic. I sat down in my chair, but before I could do anything, I was permabanned for the reason "U DIDENT SAY HI TO ME!!!".
    Typical hypocritical American. I bet you're the sort of person who complains when people come onto English severs and speak Russian or German or French. Anyway, your stereotypes about the French apply only to Americans, not French people.
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  29. Post #669
    Gold Member
    kill3r's Avatar
    November 2008
    3,447 Posts
    I spoke English in a French server, so I was banned for "No English people please", it was only a 5 minute ban and I understand to be honest, a game like TTT is something where you need to understand eachother.
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  30. Post #670

    May 2011
    14 Posts
    I was banned from Gmod Theater permanently with the reason "Professional Troll" as soon as I joined the server. I'm pretty sure it was because my name was "Ponyfags are little kids", but whatever, I've unfortunately spent a few hours there, and all it is now is just a bunch of furries, flamboyant gays (I'm not a homophobe, but if you're gonna be gay, keep it to yourself), ponyfags playing a bunch of ponyfag videos and shoving ponyfaggotry down everyones throat in the server, admins that either abuse or don't do shit, and a bunch of trolls. That server really went to shit in the past year.
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  31. Post #671
    Gold Member
    kill3r's Avatar
    November 2008
    3,447 Posts
    I was banned from Gmod Theater permanently with the reason "Professional Troll" as soon as I joined the server. I'm pretty sure it was because my name was "Ponyfags are little kids", but whatever, I've unfortunately spent a few hours there, and all it is now is just a bunch of furries, flamboyant gays (I'm not a homophobe, but if you're gonna be gay, keep it to yourself), ponyfags playing a bunch of ponyfag videos and shoving ponyfaggotry down everyones throat in the server, admins that either abuse or don't do shit, and a bunch of trolls. That server really went to shit in the past year.
    Isn't it funny how you go onabout how they're "Shoving it down your throat", when you have a name as "Pony fags are little kids", isn't that also forcing the fact you hate bronies down everyone elses throat, which then makes you as bad as those you are insulting.

    I just got banned from another server for the reason "Chicken", I didn't even get in the server yet vv
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  32. Post #672
    Gold Member
    Sestze's Avatar
    March 2005
    1,062 Posts
    I banned someone from our server for fucking with another server I was derping around on. The two servers aren't even related, I just didn't like the player.
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  33. Post #673
    Ask me about my secret society of Jihadist Mexican Lobsters
    Michael haxz's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,221 Posts
    Story time children, gather around!

    I was a cp talking to a rebel outside a gunshop in a build rp. Gunshots ring out, guy walks out with a shotgun when guns are illegal and runs back in. I run in there "Freeze turn around and I'll kill you!", guy turns around and I kill him. He comes running back, kill him and warned him of NLR and then tried to explain what had happened and why. He's talking over me with a insult here and there and received some insults. Told him to watch his mouth. I was respected at the time and Rule 1 (Respect the Admins) applied to respected. After I told him to cool it, he continued with a "f you". Kicked for Rule 1. Guy brings a admin on, I tried to tell the admin what had happened and the guy was still talking over me, gagged him. Both stories are told and this happens


    We then both talk to the owner, I'm demoted. I only had respected for 2 hours :(
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  34. Post #674
    Gold Member
    JoeSkylynx's Avatar
    October 2008
    11,295 Posts
    When I was doing Revolution RP, I decided it was in the best of my interest while handing out AK-47's to shout, "AK-47'S FOR EVERYONE!"
    ...
    I got banned for 'Promoting RDM'
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  35. Post #675
    Pokushal's Avatar
    January 2012
    28 Posts
    I never were banned in gmod, but once i was kicked of idle in TF2, because of AFK!
    Come on!!
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  36. Post #676
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    When I was doing Revolution RP, I decided it was in the best of my interest while handing out AK-47's to shout, "AK-47'S FOR EVERYONE!"
    ...
    I got banned for 'Promoting RDM'
    That reminds me of the movie Lord of War
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  37. Post #677
    Pokushal's Avatar
    January 2012
    28 Posts
    That reminds me of the movie Lord of War
    Can you tell correctly what did you remembered?I saw it too, i dont get it.
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  38. Post #678
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    Can you tell correctly what did you remembered?I saw it too, i dont get it.
    Can't find the exact scene on YT.
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  39. Post #679
    PLUNGER BUTT
    TonyTheBean's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,678 Posts
    DDoSing the server... I thought it would get rid of the aimbotter :(

    i also thought it wouldn't ban me.
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  40. Post #680
    Random guy
    LegoGuy's Avatar
    March 2009
    1,942 Posts
    DDoSing the server... I thought it would get rid of the aimbotter :(

    i also thought it wouldn't ban me.

    You thought DDoSing wouln't ban you? Wow...
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