1. Post #321
    Gold Member
    katbug's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,964 Posts
    "long list of trolling, rdm, and general bullshit extending for months and months"

    i had been on the server for a few weeks. God, and it was such a fun server too.



    avoid NNJG at ALL costs. they lure you in with fun gameplay and awesome addons then BAM. no more for you
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  2. Post #322
    Sorrowsong's Avatar
    March 2010
    5 Posts
    My friends and I were running a bank on an RP server, and some guy placed forty grand for us to hold. An admin raided our bank and took the player's forty grand, and when the player found out that we lost his money, he complained to the same exact admin who robbed his money. I would have expected that player to be banned, but then after my friend said, "Dude that's the guy who stole your money," the admin banned us instead with the reason:

    "I decided to give him his money."
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  3. Post #323
    X6ZioN6X's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,242 Posts
    Autobanned for being vacced.

    Stop generalizing all vacced people as hackers who will never learn their lesson and continue hacking.
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  4. Post #324
    It was RAPE
    LuaChobo's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,435 Posts
    Changing my name from my default to "John James"
    Note i was trolling darkRP but the reason was "STOP CHANIGN UR NAME"
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  5. Post #325
    I'm rocketsnail full of rocketfail! Drop boxes ⇒⇒⇒
    Rocket's Avatar
    January 2011
    1,311 Posts
    For being a furfag
    Valid reason.
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  6. Post #326
    101% Asian
    Banhfunbags's Avatar
    April 2007
    1,277 Posts
    I got banned from a TTT server for playing on another TTT server.
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  7. Post #327
    FrankPetrov's Avatar
    May 2010
    652 Posts
    I joined an RP server and said hi
    BANNED:
    "we don't like your kind"
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  8. Post #328
    Beanz's Avatar
    April 2011
    805 Posts
    this was back when i was playing gmod on my brothers account because i didn't have my own. he only plays css. i played on a server for a couple of days and i became "friends" with an admin. he added me to his friends list and a few seconds later i got banned.

    "YOU HAVE PLAY TOO MANY CSS HOURS KIDD!!!" was the reason.

    quite stupid in my opinion.
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  9. Post #329
    kyo228's Avatar
    September 2011
    3 Posts
    was playing as barak obama player model and spawn killing with remote mines
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  10. Post #330
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    SonicHitman's Avatar
    April 2009
    4,963 Posts
    i was banned after being generalized an rper at a gm_bigcity server i always go to by a 12 year-old admin, because i did not use wire
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  11. Post #331
    Dennab
    March 2011
    1,945 Posts
    Attacking a ton of people with player targeting missiles until I forced them to hide inside a building
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  12. Post #332
    JamieH is a retarded bitch <3
    Pantho's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,909 Posts
    Trying to ban a guy called Panther and typing !ban panth 0 nublet

    :)
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  13. Post #333
    I'm rocketsnail full of rocketfail! Drop boxes ⇒⇒⇒
    Rocket's Avatar
    January 2011
    1,311 Posts
    Attacking a ton of people with player targeting missiles until I forced them to hide inside a building
    was playing as barak obama player model and spawn killing with remote mines
    Both of those are valid reasons to be banned.

    Trying to ban a guy called Panther and typing !ban panth 0 nublet

    :)
    I'm perma-banned from all YAS OC servers because of a "Hacking Attempt" (basically the same thing you did - cept I wasn't admin)
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  14. Post #334
    monkeyman45870's Avatar
    March 2011
    132 Posts
    I got banned because "I shouldnt be able to pull out my gun if someone just shot you in the arm" let me remind you guys, this is gmod, how the fuck am i suppost to know where someone shot me?
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  15. Post #335
    ZeDoctor's Avatar
    July 2011
    166 Posts
    I got banned from a RP community for banning bronies on the community (My) vent server
    That was actually pretty funny when you did it. Too bad we got a forum section removed and they almost changed permanently to the other vent (They did anyway)

    Most Stupid Reason: Join a DarkRP for some fun, haven't played in a while. Server is in dismay, everyone dying, get voted 2nd cop out of around 30 people. (Paid) Admins spawn weapons then raid the police station, no RP whatsoever, just run and gun. Ask the admins why we can't even spawn for a minute without getting mowed down, get the answer, "Deal with it." Ask again after we die a dozen more times, says he paid for it, get banned for "stfu whiny bitch".
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  16. Post #336
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,184 Posts
    I tried DarkRP for the first time, entered the server, was immediately killed by a guy who was apparently the leader of the police () and then I get banned for:

    "bein a fag who cant rp for shit"
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  17. Post #337
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    Shifty Pete's Avatar
    May 2011
    363 Posts
    I typed !haxenable
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  18. Post #338
    Ratzz's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,000 Posts
    I introduced my friend to the stranded gamemode. We found a nice, empty server and spent 3-4 hours straight making a wooden house. We stocked up on water, pets, food, rocks, wood, ores, tools, furniture, we had it made. 4 or so guys all come in at the same time, demand we give up our entire colony to them. Both of us equipped our finest weapons and beat all 4 of them to death. After a moment or two, an admin gets on, the 2 leaders of it go "These guys are hakkers!!1". Us: Are you seriou-
    Permabanned: Whiny bitch rdm faggots you ruin the internet
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  19. Post #339
    Blitzkrieg Zero's Avatar
    August 2011
    2,458 Posts
    Why me?! Fourth or so time posting in this thread, but I now have a japanese-originating word as my steam username. To mess around a bit in a WWII RP server (I was interested -_-) I got in a Zero fighter, and said "KAMAKAZI!!!" in chat and got kicked for "Beeing ah weeaboo fagget tht suks at Gayrrez-Mod". Oh internet! You cease to amaze me.
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  20. Post #340
    Greenday3213's Avatar
    July 2010
    18 Posts
    I am not going to say mine due to the fact that I just don't want to and someone will be on my back for eternity :sweatdrop:. It's a stupid reason though, because I killed that person for continually hitting me while I was trying to survive. It was a little while ago, but beats being banned for pushing a prop like dominoes.

    But enough of this, what are the most idiotic reasons you were banned from a GMod server?
    I wasnt roleplaying seriously, I was roleplaying normally.... some people need lives, im not going 100% roleplay on a game!
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  21. Post #341
    deaded38's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,012 Posts
    I wasnt roleplaying seriously, I was roleplaying normally.... some people need lives, im not going 100% roleplay on a game!
    That's a legitimate reason to be banned if you were on a serious roleplay server. Also, if you were considering "roleplaying normally" shooting people and screaming RDM, then you weren't roleplaying at all, you were simply deathmatching. On the other hand, if you were playing DarkDM when you were banned, disregard my last few statements as DarkDM is never serious.

    Edit: Whoever rated me dumb needs quit rating it lol. Never once was I being dumb.
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  22. Post #342
    SebiWarrior's Avatar
    July 2011
    980 Posts
    I got banned from a RP server by using the Duplicator tool, ONCE, to duplicate a useless entity.
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  23. Post #343
    deaded38's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,012 Posts
    -Snip- I was being retarded.
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  24. Post #344

    August 2011
    38 Posts
    I got perma'd from a DarkRP where everyone Minged and RDMed.


    Guess what I did?



    I whistled.
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  25. Post #345
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,184 Posts
    I got perma'd from a DarkRP where everyone Minged and RDMed.


    Guess what I did?



    I whistled.
    Nice.
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  26. Post #346
    X6ZioN6X's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,242 Posts
    I got perma'd from a DarkRP where everyone Minged and RDMed.


    Guess what I did?



    I whistled.
    Kinda off topic, but I don't think you'll last long here with that name.
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  27. Post #347
    rovar's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,034 Posts
    I was banned for griefing.
    I was putting in a new door on my house.

    I proceeded to come back in 30 minutes to find penises spray painted all over where the house used to be.
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  28. Post #348
    Gold Member
    KFrohman's Avatar
    August 2008
    836 Posts
    My first day on PE's PERP 1, I join the police and take a police car and start patrolling. Not knowing the map well, I hit the downhill at maximum speed, almost crashed when I managed to steer it into the tunnel, so I accidentally hit some sort of rock or something and my cop car starts flying and rolling trough the air.

    Unluckily, one of the admins was RPing a shop there and had a parking lot, a lot of wooden props and a lot of people. Needless to say I crashed and barrel rolled right through them, killing 4 people (including the admin), injuring one and breaking their store in to tiny little pieces, before finally crashing into a tree and stopping upside-down.

    Ban reason was "Barreling trough a passive RP situation as a cop like a fucking idiot!" Never laughed so hard in my life.
    Holy fuck that was me. I think I got it on video too.

    http://www.xfire.com/video/175af9/ ???
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  29. Post #349
    terry's Avatar
    September 2011
    7 Posts
    porn spray
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  30. Post #350
    Mr. Face's Avatar
    July 2011
    3,913 Posts
    Holy fuck that was me. I think I got it on video too.

    http://www.xfire.com/video/175af9/ ???
    I laughed pretty hard at that.
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  31. Post #351
    Being a man is too mainstream
    Coolboy's Avatar
    February 2010
    229 Posts
    On a buildrp server.
    I telled admin, noclipping is unfair when building.

    Reason: You know what? I donīt care.
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  32. Post #352

    February 2010
    13 Posts
    i sold a deagle to a hobo, he picked it up and it wasnt in his inventory. so this other guy got all personal, called an admin kept yelling at me, i was like "its just a glitch, calm down", and i told the hobo, if he wants a deagle, pay me again, cuz im not buy you one for free. then i got permabanned for "not selling"
    fucking assholes.
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  33. Post #353
    mn_chaos's Avatar
    June 2011
    215 Posts
    Kicked from a test sever warning the administrator not to drop a 3063 prop parented cube into the water. (fucking crazy prop limit of 4000)
    Came back, sever nearly crashed, and the administrator PBanned me for "DDOS ASSHOLE!!!!" His sever crashed a minute later. With 5 people on it.
    There is a good reason I only play in Toshkent.
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  34. Post #354
    Gold Member
    JimJam707's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,228 Posts
    "you have an ofensive name"
    My name was JimJam707.
    ._.
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  35. Post #355
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    Deprehensio's Avatar
    September 2010
    892 Posts
    Oh, it's this thread. Great memories. Feels good to be back in the saddle, Facepunch. Anyway:

    Banned from HL2RP server yesterday for telling an admin that Dr. Breen couldn't fly and didn't have an AK-47.

    Banned from Stranded server two days ago for asking why I couldn't dig a hole and build an underground house.

    Banned from DarkRP server two days ago for asking why the admin sounded like a little girl on helium.

    Banned from a different DarkRP server three days ago for asking why the admin wasn't in school.

    Banned from DeathRun server for getting above the map and singing the Ducktales theme song whenever the admin asked me a question.

    Banned from another HL2RP server last week for beating a cop to death and killing the CA with his pistol.

    I'll be sure to post more whenever I go into new servers and get banned for stupid shit.
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  36. Post #356
    Contains Vitamin K!
    Cabbage's Avatar
    January 2011
    3,943 Posts
    Banned from server for getting too close to some guys shitty balloon thing, he raged and accused me of griefing when I did nothing to it. :(

    Edited:

    Oh, it's this thread. Great memories. Feels good to be back in the saddle, Facepunch. Anyway:

    Banned from HL2RP server yesterday for telling an admin that Dr. Breen couldn't fly and didn't have an AK-47.

    Banned from Stranded server two days ago for asking why I couldn't dig a hole and build an underground house.

    Banned from DarkRP server two days ago for asking why the admin sounded like a little girl on helium.

    Banned from a different DarkRP server three days ago for asking why the admin wasn't in school.

    Banned from DeathRun server for getting above the map and singing the Ducktales theme song whenever the admin asked me a question.

    Banned from another HL2RP server last week for beating a cop to death and killing the CA with his pistol.

    I'll be sure to post more whenever I go into new servers and get banned for stupid shit.
    Those bans aren't stupid, they're perfectly reasonable, I would ban a dickjob for spamming the ducktales theme song at me.
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  37. Post #357
    Gold Member
    Deprehensio's Avatar
    September 2010
    892 Posts
    That one was due to it being a shitty server that sold admin. Of course I'll be a dick on a server run by dicks.
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  38. Post #358
    rovar's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,034 Posts
    That one was due to it being a shitty server that sold admin. Of course I'll be a dick on a server run by dicks.
    You're still being a dick.
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  39. Post #359
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    Shifty Pete's Avatar
    May 2011
    363 Posts
    Dicks! Dicks everywhere!
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  40. Post #360
    Hotbanana's Avatar
    July 2011
    50 Posts
    Playing and ( I said Hello to all
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