So, I have another story for you, facepunch. The title explains it, but let me go into more detail for you.
I had to get some dental work done a little bit ago.(My tonsils out) So, I drove to the dentist, did my usual reading of the 2007 magazines, and eventually they called me in. I was calm- unlike most people, I like going to the dentist and the doctor's office. I always say what they are doing hurts so they inject shit in me and I get a numb face or get knocked unconscious- it's a nice break from life and stuff.
So, I go in, modestly thank the Vietnamese nurses for complimenting me on how tall I am for my age, and take a relaxed seat on the comfortable reclining chair. So, they leave me in the room alone for like 5 or 10 minutes or something and so I'm texting my friends and playing around with all their shit- the things that squirt that water jet in your mouth to clean it out- and had some fun shooting that on myself and practicing my accuracy shooting it into my mouth and drinking it.
So, they come in, put me under, and take out my tonsils.
Well, this is something I hadn't had planned- I awoke with a fat boner. This wasn't that mistakable-for-a-cloth-lump-while-wearing-jeans boner, either. I was wearing loose basketball shorts. So, I find I have this fat boner, and the vietnamese ladies are just ignoring it, but it's raging. It's like what you have when you wake up in the morning sometimes. It's not a sexual boner- just a fat morning boner. This is what I was wishing for- but no, they were middle aged and kind of.. meh.
So, they leave the room for a minute and I use my faster than light reflexes to swing that shit up into my wasteband as good as I can- but it didn't help that much.
Basically this day was awkward as fuck. As to WHY I was wearing loose basketball shorts, I have a fantastic explanation of that. But i'll save that story for later.