1. Post #1
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    October 2006
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    METAL METAL METAL METAL
    [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mebSi4PDC34[/ MEDIA]

    METAL ME TA L

    OMG METAL
    SO FUCCDGKINGBN HARDCORE

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    M............. E............. T............ A........... L..............

    BLACK METAL !~ :


    O M FUCKING G

    OH PS I LIKE MY METADYL AT A FAST TEMPO BECAUZZ ITZ hArdCorE

    PPS MY FAVORITE GENRE IS DUBMETALCORESTEP

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    feel free to post your own favorite metal music videos
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  2. Post #2
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    I laughed.
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  3. Post #3
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    This is fairly accurate portrayal of every single failed metal thread here

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    +1 agree for you sir
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  4. Post #4
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    August 2005
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    OMFG POSER THIS IS TRVE METUHL!!!!

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  5. Post #5
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    May 2007
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    Trve Fvcking Blakk Metaal
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  6. Post #6
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    November 2008
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    METAL
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  7. Post #7
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    August 2005
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    Trve Fvcking Blakk Metaal
    OMFG BLACK SATANS RIPOFF!!!

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  8. Post #8
    Hi, my name is mastermaul, and I'm a butt.
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    January 2008
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    True metal of steel and the other heavy minerals.
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  9. Post #9
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    November 2005
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    Manowar is the only true metal. Wimps and posers leave the hall.
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  10. Post #10
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    March 2010
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    My favourite metal is iron.
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  11. Post #11
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    January 2006
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    -Snip-
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  12. Post #12
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    November 2005
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    Bullet for my Valentine and Brokencyde are my favorite Death Metal acts.
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  13. Post #13
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    January 2008
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    System of a Down is my favourite Death Metal band.
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  14. Post #14
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    January 2006
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    Slipknot is most hardcore!
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  15. Post #15
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    August 2005
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    Disturbed is the best fucking Thrash Metal band ever...
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  16. Post #16
    WERGWERGWERGWERGWERG
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    September 2008
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    Metallica are the best thrashcore band I have ever heard
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  17. Post #17
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    September 2008
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    Guys guys linkin park is clearly the best heavy metal band ever!! omg they are so amazing and such a beautiful voice and deep <3
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  18. Post #18
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    August 2005
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    Metallica are the best thrashcore band I have ever heard
    Yo man, have you fucking heard?

    They're making St. Anger II!!!



    :w00t:
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  19. Post #19
    WERGWERGWERGWERGWERG
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    September 2008
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    :godwin:
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  20. Post #20
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    January 2006
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    :godwin:
    "wergwergwergwergwerg"

    Oh wow it won't let me use caps :D
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  21. Post #21
    WERGWERGWERGWERGWERG
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    September 2008
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    FUCKS SAKE I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP THAT :saddowns:
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  22. Post #22
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    September 2008
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    Maybe you shouldn't have werg'd over sarah then
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  23. Post #23
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    November 2007
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    Anyone knows any good Screamo metal, like metallica? :xd:

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    Maybe you shouldn't have werg'd over sarah then
    "You know that chick Sarah in 2B? Totally werg'd her last night"
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  24. Post #24
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    September 2008
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    Yay my phrasing worked <3

    also dude try slipknot there so damn gooood! and bfmv their so deep <3
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  25. Post #25
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    August 2010
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    Joey Jordison from Slipknot is a better drummer than Inferno from Behemoth ;)
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  26. Post #26
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    November 2007
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    Ya and Nickelback has the best guitarrist in the world

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    Man we're so RIGHT and everybody else is so WRONG isn't that radical
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  27. Post #27
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    August 2009
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    Woooow they made that horribel song sooo much better!
    I love Link...
    I love Linkiaah
    I CAN'T DO IT!!!
    GAAH!
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  28. Post #28
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    July 2008
    522 Posts
    My favourite metal is iron.
    More of a tin man myself.
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  29. Post #29
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    February 2009
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    Holy shit guys this is fucking hardcore death metal:

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  30. Post #30
    Swamplord's Avatar
    August 2010
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    Woooow they made that horribel song sooo much better!
    I love Link...
    I love Linkiaah
    I CAN'T DO IT!!!
    GAAH!
    Deal with it! They are just to awesome to even say the name! :xd:
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  31. Post #31
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    August 2005
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    Yo guys, check out this sick fucking Grindcore band I found...

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  32. Post #32
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    August 2009
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    Cradle of Filth is the must trve Black Metal band EVER.
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  33. Post #33
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    August 2010
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    LIES ALL LIES!This is the Trve Black Metal...
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  34. Post #34
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    August 2005
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    LIES ALL LIES!This is the Trve Black Metal...
    Are you fucking kidding me, they fucking sold out on that album.

    This is when they were Trve Black Metal:

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  35. Post #35
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    July 2007
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    My favourite metal is iron.
    OMFG FAGGET REAL TRVE UNDERGROUND METALLERS LISTEN TO NEUTRONIUM!!!

    It's so deep and brooding and misunderstood ;_;
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  36. Post #36
    Hi, my name is mastermaul, and I'm a butt.
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    January 2008
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    All of you get the fuck out of the hall.
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  37. Post #37
    Swamplord's Avatar
    August 2010
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    Are you fucking kidding me, they fucking sold out on that album.

    This is when they were Trve Black Metal:


    Well you cant argue with that..yup thats the Trve Black Metal!

    but i shall point this out to you though

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  38. Post #38
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    August 2005
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    All of you get the fuck out of the hall.


    no u
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  39. Post #39
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    August 2010
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    isn't amused and wants both of you to get out of here
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  40. Post #40
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    August 2005
    7,797 Posts


    Hey man, want some Black Tooth Grin?
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