1. Post #41
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    October 2008
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    Pussy tastes bad. Just the salty aspect of it. But the more you munch on it, the more you make her happy, and she'll be more willing to do the things you want.

    I think it's normal. I thought it was weird at first when I did it.
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  2. Post #42
    NotMeh works out at home.
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    You got to that stage after only a couple of weeks? Sorry, she's a slut :colbert:
    Relationship progress shouldn't be measured in time together, rather than Facetime. If he has spent a total of 8-11 hours with her face to face prior to this then that's completely normal relationship progression.
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  3. Post #43
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    Did it taste like coins?
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  4. Post #44
    No you didn't.
    You lied.
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  5. Post #45
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    March 2010
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    Let me put it straight, your friends are gay.
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  6. Post #46
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    April 2010
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    You're all acting as if pussy means vag.
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  7. Post #47
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    March 2006
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    does pussy smells like fish? or does fish smells like pussy? that is the question of century

    also i like licking pussy
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  8. Post #48
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    Dennab
    August 2006
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    Eating a girl out is great but I s'pose it ain't fer everyone.







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  9. Post #49
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    October 2009
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    So after having been together with a new girl for a couple of weeks, yesterday was the first day I got it on with her. :)

    Now there is something special about this girl, and I like her more than any other girl I've ever been with (some may call it love) :) and therefore while in the moment I decided I'd somehow try to make her feel special, and.... Henceforth the title of the thread.

    She enjoyed it, and I felt glad I'd done that for her but when I went home that night and went to lie down in bed to go to sleep, I couldn't help but feel really weird about it.
    I know there are many guys, including my friends and brothers, that say "Never lick the pussy", but I thought they were just being stupid.

    I really can't describe this feeling, I just feel weird...


    Your thoughts?
    Make a thread about it.
    Fuck, facepunch is not your blog.
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  10. Post #50
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    Dennab
    August 2006
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    does pussy smells like fish? or does fish smells like pussy? that is the question of century

    also i like licking pussy
    Only if she doesn't wash, lol.
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  11. Post #51
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    March 2010
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    You're all acting as if pussy means vag.
    Well, that, or OP is in a terminal stage of cancer-furry. Let' be optimistic.
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  12. Post #52
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    does pussy smells like fish? or does fish smells like pussy? that is the question of century

    also i like licking pussy
    Neither if she practices basic hygiene.
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  13. Post #53
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    This thread gave me a boner for some reason.
    I want to lick a vag too :(
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  14. Post #54
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    August 2010
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    have fun with tongue herpes
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  15. Post #55
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    does pussy smells like fish? or does fish smells like pussy? that is the question of century

    also i like licking pussy
    Salt. Lots and lots of salt.

  16. Post #56
    This thread gave me a boner for some reason.
    I want to lick a vag too :(
    Aren't you a bit young for that.
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  17. Post #57
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    Aren't you a bit young for that.
    I am not young for anything.
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  18. Post #58
    NotMeh works out at home.
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    Salt. Lots and lots of salt.
    Only if she eats way too much salty stuff.

  19. Post #59
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    September 2009
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    I don't like licking pussy..
    It's just so salty and warm down there.

    But it's awesome if you look up and see her enjoying it. :smug:
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  20. Post #60
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    Only if she eats way too much salty stuff.
    There's ways to make it taste sweeter, I've heard. Eating pineapple does the trick apparently.
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  21. Post #61
    There's ways to make it taste sweeter, I've heard. Eating pineapple does the trick apparently.
    Force-feed a girl nothing but pineapples for years? :pervert:
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  22. Post #62
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    Dennab
    August 2006
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    Works for guys too apparently.


    Lollipop.

  23. Post #63
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    March 2009
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    There's ways to make it taste sweeter, I've heard. Eating pineapple does the trick apparently.
    I heard that also makes your cum taste better.
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  24. Post #64
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    August 2010
    22 Posts
    So you weren't up the vagina?

  25. Post #65
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    October 2008
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    They say cranberry juice, but I'm not sure about that. That stuff tastes like shit.

  26. Post #66
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    October 2009
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    Only if she eats way too much salty stuff.
    I wonder what would happen if I got a girl to drink a FUCK-TON of Mountain Dew.....


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  27. Post #67
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    Dennab
    June 2009
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    thats gay
    How?

  28. Post #68
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    January 2010
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    making an fp thread with anything close to "i got lied" gets a big "liar" hat stuck to your e-head
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  29. Post #69
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    May 2010
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    I didn't feel weird about it the first time I did it

  30. Post #70
    NotMeh works out at home.
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    I wonder what would happen if I got a girl to drink a FUCK-TON of Mountain Dew.....


    mountain lube
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  31. Post #71
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    I know there are many guys, including my friends and brothers, that say "Never lick the pussy", but I thought they were just being stupid.
    Why? They want you to suck their dicks instead? Girls love it when you do that for them, if you do it right.
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  32. Post #72
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    October 2007
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    making an fp thread with anything close to "i got lied" gets a big "liar" hat stuck to your e-head
    Anyone who makes a thread like this deserves that, since they're sad enough to brag about it anonymously online.
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  33. Post #73
    Asm
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    June 2009
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    I once saw a video of a guy shoving his whole head up a womans vagina.
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  34. Post #74
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    If don't like the taste then pour something that tastes nice on it
    like jam or syrup
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  35. Post #75
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    I once saw a video of a guy shoving his whole head up a womans vagina.
    :wtc:
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  36. Post #76
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    March 2009
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    Yesterday, I got a great big hug from a new girl. There was definitely some crotch-to-stomach/crotch-to-thigh contact (height difference). That was the closest thing I've had to a sexual encounter all year.

    The women are outnumbered 30:1 in my company. The men fall on them like starving hyenas to a wounded zebra.
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  37. Post #77
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    If don't like the taste then pour something that tastes nice on it
    like jam or syrup
    Whipped cream.
    Totally awesome for the both of you.
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  38. Post #78
    Asm
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    Whipped cream.
    Totally awesome for the both of you.
    I dont like cream.
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  39. Post #79
    Dennab
    January 2008
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    Double rainbow all the way
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  40. Post #80
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    January 2009
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    Don't worry man, a couple more times and you'll be coughing furballs like a champ.
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