1. Post #1
    Sentinel Shadow's Avatar
    August 2010
    369 Posts
    Does this really piss anyone else off, or are you guys people who do it? A while back I dated this girl and it was our first date kinda thing. She was nice and all and was good looking, we hung out for a while and then went to get something to eat. She was the loudest person I have ever heard in my entire fucking god forsaken life, I have NEVER heard somebody chew food so loud before, why do people do it? it's not hard to eat with your mouth shut, I just do not understand it at all, idiots. So, you guys got friends who do the same thing or have any similar (horrible) experiences? it really makes me cringe.
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    lulzbocks's Avatar
    July 2009
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    Tell her to shut up.
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    I just hate the ones who chew with their mouths open and speak at the same time.
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    August 2006
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    Pisses me off. I never eat around people if I don't have to because of it.
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  5. Post #5
    Sentinel Shadow's Avatar
    August 2010
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    I just hate the ones who chew with their mouths open and speak at the same time.
    That's not as bad for me because while they talk they can't crunch as much haha!

  6. Post #6
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    August 2007
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    not beaten enough
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    January 2010
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    wellm mncunm i temd mot to mype while mchoewming slurp
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    May 2008
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    Yeah, I can't stand it. My girlfriend for some reason only does it while chewing gum, but that doesn't bother me as much.

    My father chews literally everything with his mouth open and talks with food in his mouth. It drives me nuts.
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  9. Post #9
    Zaure's Avatar
    July 2009
    195 Posts
    I HATE people who cannot close their fucking mouth when they chew and make so much noise. It just pisses me off so much. For people with braces, I understand, but without it they have no excuse.
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    oldgregg's Avatar
    May 2007
    136 Posts
    My dad does something much worse, he does not chew loud its when he takes the food into his mouth he makes a slurping sound as he removes the fork, it puts me off every time.

  11. Post #11
    xxsetshotxx's Avatar
    May 2010
    445 Posts
    It doesn't always bother me, but it especially does when people do it unnecessarily. Also when I'm particularly annoyed atm.

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    HarryG321's Avatar
    January 2008
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    It doesn't always bother me, but it especially does when people do it unnecessarily. Also when I'm particularly annoyed atm.
    Why did you put xx on either end of your name?
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    September 2010
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    why did u hear her chewing in the first place? did u guys have nothing to talk about??
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    Sentinel Shadow's Avatar
    August 2010
    369 Posts
    why did u hear her chewing in the first place? did u guys have nothing to talk about??
    Yeah we did, but apparently.... she was eating. :facepalm:
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  15. Post #15
    3picFail's Avatar
    May 2010
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    Pisses me off. I never eat around people if I don't have to because of it.
    I try to do this, as i realize that i chew somewhat loud.

    I have friends who chew as loud as they possibly could, as if they never learned any manners from their parents.

  16. Post #16

    December 2009
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    Sadly I have a habit of not keeping my mouth closed when eating, I don't talk while eating though
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  17. Post #17
    technologic's Avatar
    January 2010
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    I hate this too, especially when you are sitting there and they are stuffing their face like an absolute face.
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    InChoFace's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,125 Posts
    put super glue in her food and then she will not be able to chew

  19. Post #19
    Sentinel Shadow's Avatar
    August 2010
    369 Posts
    stuffing their face like an absolute face.
    ...... what?
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    March 2006
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    Why did you put xx on either end of your name?
    it's straight edge thinks stuff i think
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  21. Post #21
    Ali Legend's Avatar
    July 2010
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    Why did you put xx on either end of your name?
    Because he saw some cool kids do it on Call of Duty and he wants to be just like them :allears:.
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    November 2009
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    Why did you put xx on either end of your name?
    Because he is :awesomelon:
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    March 2006
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    or it's an straight edge faggot

    oops that is general discussion sorry.

    // also, I chew very loud sometimes, but I think I am not the loudest.
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  24. Post #24
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    September 2005
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    Jesus fuck chew with your god damn mouth closed already. Breathe through your fuckin nose if you cannot hold your breath long enough to chew.

    Edited:

    /rant

  25. Post #25
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    March 2007
    14,994 Posts
    Yes hate somebody for something they cannot control, very mature. Most people who do this do it because their parents did it at the table. It's pretty much hard wired into them.
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    Dennab
    August 2005
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    I just hate the ones who chew with their mouths open and speak at the same time.
    This and OP's.

    My aunt chews with her mouth open. If I pay attention to her, the sound invades my ears like some kind of bad music that sticks to you pissing me off soo much.
    My granma for example does what you said. She comes talking to me while eating a mouthfull of god knows what that makes her chew with her whole mouth open and talking at the same time. I'm scared shitless that she spits something at me :ohdear:
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  27. Post #27
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    February 2009
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    I think people can hear me chewing even though I keep my mouth shut, and sometimes I get self aware and chew really slowly just so I won't annoy anyone. :saddowns:
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  28. Post #28
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    November 2006
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    My sister chews with open mouth, and when i tell her to stop she tells me that she isn't chewing with open mouth at all and then continues doing it
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    December 2007
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    Makes me rage. Seriously, I don't know why...especially apples. I hate them.
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    August 2010
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    I fucking hate that, also when somebody breathe very intense while eating. Don't know how people can manage that. Is it so hard to put a fork in your mouth?

    It's so annoying.
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  32. Post #32
    BmB
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    August 2008
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    If there's one noise I hate more than loud chewing it's loud chewing with your mouth shut. It sounds like your jaw is breaking off or some shit. Stop it.
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  33. Post #33
    SwissArmyKnife's Avatar
    December 2009
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    Just the eating with their mouth open thing, combination of hearing them chew and just looking slobbish.

    Generally I haven't met anyone that chews loudly with their mouths closed unless they add in some kind of weird vocal sound effect along with the standard chewing.
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  34. Post #34
    Deac's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,625 Posts
    This, and when people try to sneeze as loud as humanly possible. I instantly want to kill them.
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    Stizzles's Avatar
    February 2009
    11,680 Posts
    This, and when people try to sneeze as loud as humanly possible. I instantly want to kill them.
    I always hold it in, it sounds like "uhhh-HNNNF!"

    People say it's bad for you, though. :raise:
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  36. Post #36
    Lizzzard's Avatar
    January 2010
    80 Posts
    Apparently I swallow loudly :smith:

  37. Post #37
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    January 2010
    2,543 Posts

    Fuck you.
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  38. Post #38
    BOP
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    January 2009
    401 Posts
    I do this to piss off my friends, but it isn't how I normally eat.

  39. Post #39
    Dennab
    February 2009
    2,898 Posts
    This, and when people try to sneeze as loud as humanly possible. I instantly want to kill them.
    I've been sneezing loud as a mother fucker my whole life. Literally. I yell when I sneeze, and I'm proud of it - don't mess.
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  40. Post #40
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    August 2009
    2,189 Posts
    The answer: Give him/her a swift slap across the face.

    Chris Brown style!

    I'm awful...

    EDIT: Another one of my pet peeves related to food chewing is people who have to exclaim about
    how much they are enjoying their food such as "Mmmmm, MMMMmmmmm, MMMMMMMMMMM, YUM" It's just
    fucking food fair enough if it tastes good but dont exaggerate fgt.

    I don't hate it, it just confuses me.
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