1. Post #1
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    January 2007
    4,292 Posts
    Though very old, most people will probably recoginse this game, not for its advanced response system, but for the fun you can get, dicking about with it.

    For those of you who do not know what facade is, it is a game (or simulation, if you will) designed to demonstrate an indie game developers new AI which makes the two whiny characters - Trip and some bitch whose name I have forgotten - respond (semi) realistically to everything you say to them. And by "say" to them I mean you type in ANYTHING and they will come out with a response, be that an understanding comment, or a rage as they kick your ass out their house.

    At the end of each "game" you are able to access a script of the things you said to Trip and Mrs. Bitch. I'm not too sure if it is actually possible to make the two people make up, but it sure is hard trying.

    In this thread feel free to post your scripts and stories from your no doubt strange and hilarious experiences from Facade.

    Now without further ado, here is a download link: http://www.interactivestory.net/download/

    Have fun!
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  2. Post #2
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    June 2008
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    One of the primary examples of what you can do in Fašade.

    Also these:
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  3. Post #3
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    August 2008
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    A friend of mine played it. When Trip discussed his photograph of Italy, my friend replied with a huge monologue about his times hanging out with Mussolini. Interestingly, Trip found this to be totally acceptable.

    The next time he played it he announced that he was part of the Gestapo and that he murdered Anne Frank personally. He was asked to leave. As trip pushed him out of the door he screamed out about "the graves! so many graves!".
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  4. Post #4
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,428 Posts
    This is awesome.

  5. Post #5
    bake someone a cake with laxatives and viagra and then they will have poopboners
    n0cturni's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,288 Posts
    Downloading.

    Shit looks hilarious. I've always wanted to play a game based on AI reactions.

  6. Post #6
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    January 2007
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    One of the primary examples of what you can do in Fašade.

    Also these:
    I just spat all over my monitor after watching that first vid.
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  7. Post #7
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    October 2009
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    Someone should just spam a random word over and over, and see what happens.
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  8. Post #8
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    solid_jake's Avatar
    November 2007
    15,903 Posts
    Hey look at my hat

    Look at it!

    I think you should leave.

  9. Post #9
    Pandemix's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,516 Posts
    Downloading now, this looks pretty cool.
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  10. Post #10
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    October 2008
    8,370 Posts
    Me: "Trip, the 8-Ball said you're a fag."
    *silence*
    Me: "HAHAHAHA"
    *another minute of silence*
    Grace: "Uhm... Uh.. I need to... Clean the... Uhhh. The thing.. The metal thing behind the uhhhhhhh, toaster!"

    :wtc:
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  11. Post #11
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    October 2007
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    Installing now. I'm going to be nice one time around and then totally rude the next.
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  12. Post #12
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    March 2009
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    Someone should just spam a random word over and over, and see what happens.
    well I did this
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  13. Post #13
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    January 2007
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    Hahaha, I just did the Old spice advert to Grace.
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  14. Post #14
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    October 2007
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    :frog: They're so dysfunctional.

    Edited:

    Shit, that's way too long.

    Nvm, long story short. I come into their house being all nice and shit and they start arguing about their marriage in a roundabout way where I get blamed and get kicked out.
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    November 2007
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  16. Post #16
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    silentjubjub's Avatar
    October 2007
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    Damnit, they're at it again on a second playthrough.

  17. Post #17
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    April 2009
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    I just spat all over my monitor after watching that first vid.
    Haha, the first one is the best.

  18. Post #18
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    June 2010
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    TRIP
    Adam!!

    TRIP
    Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)

    ADAM
    fuck off

    (Trip closes the front door.)

    ADAM
    i hate you

    Play 2:

    TRIP
    Adam!!

    TRIP
    Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, -- (interrupted)

    ADAM
    hello melon

    (ADAM hugs trip.)

    (Trip closes the front door.)
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  19. Post #19
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    December 2008
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    It's pretty good until you realize they only know about 5 words and say things that are completely unrelated to what you said
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  20. Post #20
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    April 2009
    2,463 Posts
    I can't seem to be able to download the torrent. It's not loading for me.

  21. Post #21
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    June 2009
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    Why isn't the download working
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  22. Post #22
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    October 2007
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    TRIP
    Al, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
    TRIP
    Senior year of college!
    GRACE
    Oh... geez... -- (interrupted)
    AL
    Yes.
    TRIP
    We really want to thank you for years and years of...
    GRACE
    Pain.
    TRIP
    Heh heh heh... Agony.
    Nice.

    TRIP
    Al, are you okay? You're acting all fidgety.
    TRIP
    Okay, good, I was worried there for a second. -- (interrupted)
    AL
    Sorry.
    There's a reason for that.

    AL
    You do look good.
    GRACE
    (annoyed sigh) -- (interrupted)
    AL
    Er- sorry?
    :buddy:

    TRIP
    You're good at decorating, trust yourself.
    TRIP
    Ahh, this is bullshit!
    GRACE
    Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
    AL
    Eh
    Oh my god...

    GRACE
    I mean, that's what you must to do in a marriage -- forgive, yes?
    AL
    Yes.
    GRACE
    Yes or -- (interrupted)
    GRACE
    What...?!
    :wtc: Women...

    (AL kisses grace.)
    GRACE
    What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me? -- (interrupted)
    TRIP
    No!
    (AL kisses grace.)
    TRIP
    Al, this has never ever happened before...!
    (AL kisses grace.)
    :q:

    TRIP
    Oh my God... Al, what... uhh...
    (AL opens the front door.)
    TRIP
    Al, where are you going? Don't leave, we need your help here!
    (AL points to the elevator button.)
    I've had enough of your shit.
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  23. Post #23
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    Always mention Trip cheating on Grace.
    It gets their panties in a bunch.
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  24. Post #24
    Dennab
    February 2010
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    The shortest one I ever had lasted about 3 seconds. Trip opened the door, I immediately said "you should get a divorce" "get a divorce" then he closed the door without saying anything and I lost.

    Good times.
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  25. Post #25
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    Anyone have the torrent file which they could upload?
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  26. Post #26
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    October 2007
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    Holy shit, I think I got a good play.

    Edited:

    The shortest one I ever had lasted about 3 seconds. Trip opened the door, I immediately said "you should get a divorce" "get a divorce" then he closed the door without saying anything and I lost.

    Good times.
    Oh god.

  27. Post #27
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    I think I remember that if you say watermelon when Trip opens the door, he slams it on you.
    I remember it being some kind of fruit or something.

  28. Post #28
    bake someone a cake with laxatives and viagra and then they will have poopboners
    n0cturni's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,288 Posts
    well I did this
    "If Grace can fit it on a cracker, she puts it there"

    "I bet your dick fits on a cracker"

    :lol:
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  29. Post #29
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    October 2009
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    try saying melon :C
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  30. Post #30
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    October 2007
    7,449 Posts
    I just made Grace walk out on Trip. :xd:
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  31. Post #31
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    April 2009
    1,135 Posts
    I tried to sit down on th couch and i walked outside the map... How the fuck did that happen?

    Edited:

    Trip came outside the map just to push me to the door
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  32. Post #32
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    Trip doesn't fuck around.
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  33. Post #33
    HUGE NERD
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    November 2007
    6,304 Posts
    I tried running it and it crashes saying animEngineStarter encountered a problem :frown:
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  34. Post #34
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    August 2008
    894 Posts
    Anyone else having the issue that the sound goes softer for no reason?
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  35. Post #35
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    I made trip walk out, somehow.

  36. Post #36
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    March 2008
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    Things are going so well and then Grace says "Let's get everything in the open".
    I of course respond with "Yes, get your titties in the open".
    Trip runs out and says "OK THIS EVENING IS OVER"

    I cry out "CURSE YOU PIMP" as he shoves me out the door.
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  37. Post #37
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,576 Posts
    Nostalgia, now I have to re-download that.

  38. Post #38
    bake someone a cake with laxatives and viagra and then they will have poopboners
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    August 2007
    4,288 Posts
    Code:
    GRACE
    Okay,    Adam,  Trip, I have one more thing to say...
    
    TRIP
    Again?!
    
    GRACE
    Trip...
    
    GRACE
    uhh...
    
    GRACE
    In college...     I was in love with someone else.
    
    TRIP
    What?!
    
    GRACE
    An art major, named Vince. 
    
    TRIP
    An art major named Vince --
    
    GRACE
    And...
    
    GRACE
    And I slept with him.
    
    TRIP
    Y -- y -- you what?
    
    GRACE
    The night before you proposed to me.
    
    GRACE
    I jinxed our marriage, Trip.
    
    GRACE
    I jinxed it.  I'm sorry.
    
    GRACE
    This is all my fault.
    
    TRIP
    Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh...
    The best part about it is that they stayed together
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  39. Post #39
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    October 2007
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    I told Grace she had nice melons as soon as I walked in the door. :allears:
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  40. Post #40
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    March 2010
    245 Posts
    modded. funneh.
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