[Hellborg 45]

Though very old, most people will probably recoginse this game, not for its advanced response system, but for the fun you can get, dicking about with it.

For those of you who do not know what facade is, it is a game (or simulation, if you will) designed to demonstrate an indie game developers new AI which makes the two whiny characters - Trip and some bitch whose name I have forgotten - respond (semi) realistically to everything you say to them. And by "say" to them I mean you type in ANYTHING and they will come out with a response, be that an understanding comment, or a rage as they kick your ass out their house.

At the end of each "game" you are able to access a script of the things you said to Trip and Mrs. Bitch. I'm not too sure if it is actually possible to make the two people make up, but it sure is hard trying.

In this thread feel free to post your scripts and stories from your no doubt strange and hilarious experiences from Facade.

Now without further ado, here is a download link: http://www.interactivestory.net/download/

Have fun!

[Furnost]

One of the primary examples of what you can do in Façade.

Also these:

[ChestyMcGee]

A friend of mine played it. When Trip discussed his photograph of Italy, my friend replied with a huge monologue about his times hanging out with Mussolini. Interestingly, Trip found this to be totally acceptable.

The next time he played it he announced that he was part of the Gestapo and that he murdered Anne Frank personally. He was asked to leave. As trip pushed him out of the door he screamed out about "the graves! so many graves!".

[Suttles]

This is awesome.

[n0cturni]

Downloading.

Shit looks hilarious. I've always wanted to play a game based on AI reactions.

[Hellborg 45]

Furnost posted:

One of the primary examples of what you can do in Façade.

Also these:

I just spat all over my monitor after watching that first vid.

[Jamsponge]

Someone should just spam a random word over and over, and see what happens.

[solid_jake]

Hey look at my hat

Look at it!

I think you should leave.

[Pandemix]

Downloading now, this looks pretty cool.

[VistaPOWA]

Me: "Trip, the 8-Ball said you're a fag."
*silence*
Me: "HAHAHAHA"
*another minute of silence*
Grace: "Uhm... Uh.. I need to... Clean the... Uhhh. The thing.. The metal thing behind the uhhhhhhh, toaster!"

:wtc:

[silentjubjub]

Installing now. I'm going to be nice one time around and then totally rude the next.

[teh pirate]

Jamsponge posted:

Someone should just spam a random word over and over, and see what happens.

well I did this

[Hellborg 45]

Hahaha, I just did the Old spice advert to Grace.

[silentjubjub]

:frog: They're so dysfunctional.

Edited:

Shit, that's way too long.

Nvm, long story short. I come into their house being all nice and shit and they start arguing about their marriage in a roundabout way where I get blamed and get kicked out.

[Paravin]

Furnost posted:

View YouTUBE video


http://youtube.com/watch?v=SFTwTU7giow

One of the primary examples of what you can do in Façade.

Also these:
View YouTUBE video


http://youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc

View YouTUBE video


http://youtube.com/watch?v=wxjl1mgdkvA

That was perfect.

[silentjubjub]

Damnit, they're at it again on a second playthrough.

[Ragy]

Hellborg 45 posted:

I just spat all over my monitor after watching that first vid.

Haha, the first one is the best.

[Patriarch]

TRIP
Adam!!

TRIP
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)

ADAM
fuck off

(Trip closes the front door.)

ADAM
i hate you

Play 2:

TRIP
Adam!!

TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, -- (interrupted)

ADAM
hello melon

(ADAM hugs trip.)

(Trip closes the front door.)

[IdiotStorm]

It's pretty good until you realize they only know about 5 words and say things that are completely unrelated to what you said

[Ragy]

I can't seem to be able to download the torrent. It's not loading for me.

[NuclearAnnhilation]

Why isn't the download working

[silentjubjub]

TRIP
Al, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
TRIP
Senior year of college!
GRACE
Oh... geez... -- (interrupted)
AL
Yes.
TRIP
We really want to thank you for years and years of...
GRACE
Pain.
TRIP
Heh heh heh... Agony.

Nice.

TRIP
Al, are you okay? You're acting all fidgety.
TRIP
Okay, good, I was worried there for a second. -- (interrupted)
AL
Sorry.

There's a reason for that.

AL
You do look good.
GRACE
(annoyed sigh) -- (interrupted)
AL
Er- sorry?

:buddy:

TRIP
You're good at decorating, trust yourself.
TRIP
Ahh, this is bullshit!
GRACE
Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
AL
Eh

Oh my god...

GRACE
I mean, that's what you must to do in a marriage -- forgive, yes?
AL
Yes.
GRACE
Yes or -- (interrupted)
GRACE
What...?!

:wtc: Women...

(AL kisses grace.)
GRACE
What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me? -- (interrupted)
TRIP
No!
(AL kisses grace.)
TRIP
Al, this has never ever happened before...!
(AL kisses grace.)

:q:

TRIP
Oh my God... Al, what... uhh...
(AL opens the front door.)
TRIP
Al, where are you going? Don't leave, we need your help here!
(AL points to the elevator button.)

I've had enough of your shit.

[Furnost]

Always mention Trip cheating on Grace.
It gets their panties in a bunch.

[Henry Townshend]

The shortest one I ever had lasted about 3 seconds. Trip opened the door, I immediately said "you should get a divorce" "get a divorce" then he closed the door without saying anything and I lost.

Good times.

[Ragy]

Anyone have the torrent file which they could upload?

[silentjubjub]

Holy shit, I think I got a good play.

Edited:

Henry Townshend posted:

The shortest one I ever had lasted about 3 seconds. Trip opened the door, I immediately said "you should get a divorce" "get a divorce" then he closed the door without saying anything and I lost.

Good times.

Oh god.

[Furnost]

I think I remember that if you say watermelon when Trip opens the door, he slams it on you.
I remember it being some kind of fruit or something.

[n0cturni]

teh pirate posted:

well I did this

"If Grace can fit it on a cracker, she puts it there"

"I bet your dick fits on a cracker"

:lol:

[Zar]

try saying melon :C

[silentjubjub]

I just made Grace walk out on Trip. :xd:

[Superkilll307]

I tried to sit down on th couch and i walked outside the map... How the fuck did that happen?

Edited:

Trip came outside the map just to push me to the door

[Furnost]

Trip doesn't fuck around.

[Dacheet]

I tried running it and it crashes saying animEngineStarter encountered a problem :frown:

[Dakarun]

Anyone else having the issue that the sound goes softer for no reason?

[Psycho_Shadow]

I made trip walk out, somehow.

[Darth_GW7]

Things are going so well and then Grace says "Let's get everything in the open".
I of course respond with "Yes, get your titties in the open".
Trip runs out and says "OK THIS EVENING IS OVER"

I cry out "CURSE YOU PIMP" as he shoves me out the door.

[milkandcooki]

Nostalgia, now I have to re-download that.

[n0cturni]

GRACE
Okay,    Adam,  Trip, I have one more thing to say...

TRIP
Again?!

GRACE
Trip...

GRACE
uhh...

GRACE
In college...     I was in love with someone else.

TRIP
What?!

GRACE
An art major, named Vince. 

TRIP
An art major named Vince --

GRACE
And...

GRACE
And I slept with him.

TRIP
Y -- y -- you what?

GRACE
The night before you proposed to me.

GRACE
I jinxed our marriage, Trip.

GRACE
I jinxed it.  I'm sorry.

GRACE
This is all my fault.

TRIP
Uhh... huhh... ho... wow... uhh...

The best part about it is that they stayed together

[silentjubjub]

I told Grace she had nice melons as soon as I walked in the door. :allears:

[Jake951716]

modded. funneh.