1. Post #3881
    NubFM's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,087 Posts
    How is that annoying? That sentry would be easy as piss to take out.
    Check the map again.

    Edited:

    And then think of how much teamwork actually goes on at said map.
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  2. Post #3882
    flyschy's Avatar
    April 2011
    573 Posts



    Stupid f12 key on laptop disables my wireless and I always forget to plug in Ethernet cable before playing so whenever I take a screenshot I get disconnected.
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  3. Post #3883
    NubFM's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,087 Posts
    Another (large) picture. For sometime reason, my revolver always misses its shot. However, any other spy can back up and take me out with his L'etranger.





    Bonus Heavy face (I just randomized the expression, :P):

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  4. Post #3884
    Shotgun Hentai
    inertmudkip's Avatar
    January 2009
    5,879 Posts



    Stupid f12 key on laptop disables my wireless and I always forget to plug in Ethernet cable before playing so whenever I take a screenshot I get disconnected.
    You can change the key you use to take screenshots.
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  5. Post #3885
    mnyfrsh's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,514 Posts
    Why do people like Goldrush so much? It's just spam and chokepoints!



    People vote for maps that have a gazillion 24/7 servers, over ones that have zero 24/7 servers.
    Why can I only agree once :(
    Upward is probably my favorite map and I get to play it maybe three times a week with more than ten players in server.
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  6. Post #3886
    Gold Member
    Vaught's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,286 Posts
    Y'know what grinds my gears?



    Stickies. :colbert:
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  7. Post #3887
    I'M AN AUSSIE FAGGOT
    HyperTails's Avatar
    December 2008
    25,945 Posts
    Y'know what grinds my gears?



    Stickies. :colbert:
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  8. Post #3888
    MrCasual's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,055 Posts
    I don't know what anything goes for in TF2 anymore. Is there like a chart for tools and stuff that gets updated or something?

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  9. Post #3889
    I'M AN AUSSIE FAGGOT
    HyperTails's Avatar
    December 2008
    25,945 Posts
    The TF2 Economy is like air.
    Catching it is impossible.

    Edit: I have no idea what I'm saying.
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  10. Post #3890
    Gold Member
    Guillebon's Avatar
    June 2010
    4,869 Posts
    I don't know what anything goes for in TF2 anymore. Is there like a chart for tools and stuff that gets updated or something?

    I don't understand how TF2 community thinks.
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  11. Post #3891
    MrCasual's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,055 Posts
    I'm just going to hold onto those paints anyway. Maybe a new hat will come out that will look awesome when panted, or some hat like Ze goggles will be made paintable.
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  12. Post #3892
    Sneakman!*'s Avatar
    November 2010
    1,432 Posts
    Team spirit is one refined.
    Black + white is two refined.

    Just head over to tf2tp to check that stuff. When it comes to hats, lowballers all day erry day. But for some reason, offers are reasonable for paint and whatnot.
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  13. Post #3893
    Antary's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,071 Posts
    I don't understand how TF2 community thinks.
    Thinks? TF2 community?
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  14. Post #3894
    MRTW113's Avatar
    March 2010
    4,725 Posts
    Team spirit is one refined.
    Black + white is two refined.

    Just head over to tf2tp to check that stuff. When it comes to hats, lowballers all day erry day. But for some reason, offers are reasonable for paint and whatnot.
    Things like giftwrap, paint and nametags are really stable, which is nice. They drop enough to keep the price low, plus some never use them (for paints, especially if the paint doesn't match their hat).

    Btw, still not sure why black/white paint is still 2 refined. Kind of pricey for a color change
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  15. Post #3895
    Gold Member
    Zannabluke's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,100 Posts
    - Stupidkeysowner wants to trade with you
    *Offer accepted*
    Me: hello sir
    He: hi, can u show me ur hats, plz?
    Me: sure, wait a minute
    - Mr. Zannabluke poot TS Vintage Tyrolean, The Attendant, v. Glengarry Bonnet and v. Backbitter's Billycock
    He: for 1 key, i want backbiter
    Me: sorry, it's vintage: that means is worth like 2 keys
    He: ooooook, guy u're realy annoing; 1 key for attendant?
    Me: Attendant's price is like 1,5 key
    He: nah lol 3 refined u can craft it, ask in chat
    *in chat*
    Me: hey guys, how much is worth the Attendant
    Goodson: Zanna, 3 refined - maybe 4
    *in trading window*
    Me: Goodson: Zanna, 3 refined - maybe 4
    He: ok ok, if u want so bad keeping ur attendant, i want tyrolean for 1 key
    Me: sir, Tyrolean is TS painted, you have to add a refined to your offer
    He: u can't understand, paint is optionabble
    Me: and it counts as well
    He: u can't understand, it's doesnt' count. i don't want it and so it doesn't coutn to me. i'll pay 1 key
    Me: so if I want a Mining Light, and it's unusual, I'll pay 1 refined 'cause the ''Unusual'' status doesn't count to me?
    He: kids these day wooooooooooooooooooooooo
    *Trade has been cancelled*

    Wow, key owners these day.
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  16. Post #3896
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    - Stupidkeysowner wants to trade with you
    *Offer accepted*
    Me: hello sir
    He: hi, can u show me ur hats, plz?
    Me: sure, wait a minute
    - Mr. Zannabluke poot TS Vintage Tyrolean, The Attendant, v. Glengarry Bonnet and v. Backbitter's Billycock
    He: for 1 key, i want backbiter
    Me: sorry, it's vintage: that means is worth like 2 keys
    He: ooooook, guy u're realy annoing; 1 key for attendant?
    Me: attendant's price is like 1,5 refined
    He: nah lol 3 refined u can craft it, ask in chat
    *in chat*
    Me: hey guys, how much is worth the Attendant
    Goodson: Zanna, 3 refined - maybe 4
    *in trading window*
    Me: Goodson: Zanna, 3 refined - maybe 4
    He: ok ok, if u want so bad keeping ur attendant, i want tyrolean for 1 key
    Me: sir, Tyrolean is TS painted, you have to add a refined to your offer
    He: u can't understand, paint is optionabble
    Me: and it counts as well
    He: u can't understand, it's doesnt' count. i don't want it and so it doesn't coutn to me. i'll pay 1 key
    Me: so if I want a Mining Light, and it's unusual, I'll pay 1 refined 'cause the ''Unusual'' status doesn't count to me?
    He: kids these day wooooooooooooooooooooooo
    *Trade has been cancelled*

    Wow, key owners these day.
    :golfclap:
    Good point there.
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  17. Post #3897
    Gold Member
    NoNameForEvil's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,254 Posts
    kids these days wooooooooooooooooooooooo
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  18. Post #3898
    Dennab
    July 2010
    5,639 Posts
    - Stupidkeysowner wants to trade with you
    *Offer accepted*
    Me: hello sir
    He: hi, can u show me ur hats, plz?
    Me: sure, wait a minute
    - Mr. Zannabluke poot TS Vintage Tyrolean, The Attendant, v. Glengarry Bonnet and v. Backbitter's Billycock
    He: for 1 key, i want backbiter
    Me: sorry, it's vintage: that means is worth like 2 keys
    He: ooooook, guy u're realy annoing; 1 key for attendant?
    Me: attendant's price is like 1,5 refined
    He: nah lol 3 refined u can craft it, ask in chat
    *in chat*
    Me: hey guys, how much is worth the Attendant
    Goodson: Zanna, 3 refined - maybe 4
    *in trading window*
    Me: Goodson: Zanna, 3 refined - maybe 4
    He: ok ok, if u want so bad keeping ur attendant, i want tyrolean for 1 key
    Me: sir, Tyrolean is TS painted, you have to add a refined to your offer
    He: u can't understand, paint is optionabble
    Me: and it counts as well
    He: u can't understand, it's doesnt' count. i don't want it and so it doesn't coutn to me. i'll pay 1 key
    Me: so if I want a Mining Light, and it's unusual, I'll pay 1 refined 'cause the ''Unusual'' status doesn't count to me?
    He: kids these day wooooooooooooooooooooooo
    *Trade has been cancelled*

    Wow, key owners these day.
    Reminds me of
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  19. Post #3899
    Hippo-critical's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,342 Posts
    Ya know what I hate? When your dueling someone and they put a single bullet in you then some other guy kills you. He gets a whole point for it? They should make assists 1 point and kills 2 points or base points on damage done or whatever
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  20. Post #3900
    Gold Member
    Dennab
    March 2009
    2,716 Posts
    Ya know what I hate? When your dueling someone and they put a single bullet in you then some other guy kills you. He gets a whole point for it? They should make assists 1 point and kills 2 points or base points on damage done or whatever
    I had that happen, too. I was playing on Degroot Keep and they would always team up on me :colbert:
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  21. Post #3901
    Flyingman356's Avatar
    June 2008
    4,431 Posts


    Just a preview of the next thing I'm going to make
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  22. Post #3902
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,742 Posts
    I hate the trading system. I say this every single time a system like it is created, "IT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE EVERYONE IS A GREEDY BITCH."
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  23. Post #3903
    Gold Member
    Political Gamer's Avatar
    October 2009
    5,093 Posts
    I hate the trading system. I say this every single time a system like it is created, "IT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE EVERYONE IS A GREEDY BITCH."
    Score one more point for communism.
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  24. Post #3904
    OZZY INTENSIFIES
    GastricTank's Avatar
    August 2009
    8,954 Posts


    Just a preview of the next thing I'm going to make
    I backstabbed 2 Scouts today. T'was funny.
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  25. Post #3905
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,742 Posts
    Score one more point for communism.
    The difference is that in actual Capitalism people care about their currency. But since this system is hats, and they're not real, nobody cares enough to try to manage the system. There's nothing to lose, after all!


    It's not even a real economy, it's more a barter system since there's no real currency with any set value that everyone agrees on. When I walk to the store and I pull out a dollar everyone around me knows and agrees that this dollar bill is worth exactly one dollar, nothing more, nothing less. While I could negotiate the value of goods I want to buy, my dollar is still one dollar.


    Hats have no set value, to some random guy it might be 2 refined metal, it could be 3 paints, it could be 9 refined, depending on what they're willing to pay for it.
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  26. Post #3906
    ~blue 4evr~
    tehMuffinMan's Avatar
    October 2009
    10,747 Posts
    I guess "Big plans" means "Putting a few TF2 hats in to Portal 2."

    If you have a Crown or Beanie I'd gladly give you my fedora for one
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  27. Post #3907
    Gold Member
    XanaToast.'s Avatar
    July 2010
    8,199 Posts
    SAIGNS, that is all
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  28. Post #3908
    ~blue 4evr~
    tehMuffinMan's Avatar
    October 2009
    10,747 Posts
    TF2 Trading Post is easily described by this

    Bad admins who think they can decide the value of items
    LOWBALLS
    Unfunny troll trades when searching for someone who wants a gibus/other "low tier" hat
    It takes a minimum of 2 hours when opening another page on the site
    "SUPAR PRO TRADURRS"

    Yet I still use it all the time.
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  29. Post #3909
    Gold Member
    NoNameForEvil's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,254 Posts
    SAIGNS, that is all
    The thing that always annoys me about SAIGNS servers is the premium benefits. You get people who go on one of their servers once a day just to use the premium trial.
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  30. Post #3910
    Sneakman!*'s Avatar
    November 2010
    1,432 Posts
    Things like giftwrap, paint and nametags are really stable, which is nice. They drop enough to keep the price low, plus some never use them (for paints, especially if the paint doesn't match their hat).

    Btw, still not sure why black/white paint is still 2 refined. Kind of pricey for a color change
    Because you can't find or buy black/white paint. Everything else can be gotten from crates, drops, purchase, or some combination of the three.
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  31. Post #3911
    Gold Member
    iRunner's Avatar
    March 2010
    6,593 Posts


    updated it

    (Click it)
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  32. Post #3912
    Rarara's Avatar
    April 2011
    6,014 Posts


    updated it
    Good work.
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  33. Post #3913
    Slithersoul's Avatar
    March 2010
    4,538 Posts


    updated it

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    Oh god spoilers [media] that shit
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  34. Post #3914
    Nohj's Avatar
    January 2010
    8,641 Posts
    Oh god spoilers [media] that shit
    Shut up. We cant go around tagging everything that you dont know.

    - Rosebud is a sled.
    - Turns out it's present day.
    - The walrus was paul.
    - I shot JR.
    - In Jurassic Park the dinosaur eats everyone but an openly gay Jeff Goldbloom (it gets weird at the end, with him coming out).
    - Soylent green is made of peeeeeople!!!!
    - Bruce Willis is dead.
    - Charlton Heston sees the Statue of Liberty, and realizes he was on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
    - Rochester has a crazy wife living in the attic; Grace Poole is only her nurse.
    - His mother died years ago, and he dresses up as her to commit the murders.
    - The whole town comes to his aid, and gives him enough money to cover the missing deposit, and Clarence gets his wings.
    - Jesus gets tacked up. But he gets over it.
    - It's 2004 and they're living in a large nature reserve with a no-fly zone.
    - Turns out Bruce Willis was an automobile decoration consisting of a raised horizontal metal surface all along.
    - KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN....
    - The chick has a dick.
    - It was Ozmandius all along.
    - She smothered her children with a pillow and then shot herself. It's really 1937, not 1917.
    - It's all just been a horrible dream!
    - NEO AND TRINITY BOTH FUCKING DIE
    - Mr Glass blew up the train.
    - Everybody lives happily ever after.
    - Bob is her father - he's possessed.
    - His soul is in the briefcase.
    - Joey marries the duck
    - Jesus gets tacked up. But he gets over it.
    - And then Bob wakes up, and it was all a dream -- Vermont, the two Darrells, everything! -- and there's Suzanne Pleshette there to reassure him, and happily, it's 1973 all over again.
    - Really, there can be only one, but they'll make sequels anyway.
    - Col. Mustard in the Drawing Room with the Candlestick.
    - Jesus tosses the Book of Life laptop in the water and Armageddon is averted.
    - Michael has Fredo killed.
    - After a struggle on the cliffs over the fiery pit, Gollum bites off the ring and the finger, and falls in, destroying it and saving the world.
    - Of course, the punchline is that Klinger winds up staying in Korea after everyone else leaves, because he likes it there after all. I know, go figure.
    - The narrator did it.
    - After about 15 minutes or so trying different positions, the delivery boy climaxes rather messily, and then he puts his overalls back on and leaves her with her pizza. He does not ask for payment.
    - The narrator is Tyler Durden.
    - The President orders New York City to be nuked.
    - The whole thing was dreamed up by an autistic boy as he played with a little plastic snow globe with a hospital in it.
    - After the clock strikes midnight everything that takes place occurs in a "tangent" universe.
    - And even after Number 6 escapes "The Village", he's still a Prisoner (and thirty years later, having grown hairless and toothless, gets a job as the dancing mascot for Six Flags).
    - Kelly, Ozone, and Turbo save the community center.
    - Screech wins against Horschack.
    - They cross the streams, despite earlier advice suggesting that 'crossing the streams was Bad.
    - The couple in the orange jersey LOVES their new living room, while the couple in the blue jersey think Hilde's color choice is all wrong, and they won't be able to live with their new bedroom, AT ALL.
    - Buckaroo commandeers an alien lifeboat, lasers the fleeing Dr Lizardo and Red Lectroids, parachutes back to Earth and resurrects Penny with a statically-charged kiss.
    - It looks like they're going to get away with it, but the bus skids and ends up teetering on the edge of a cliff, with the gold threatening to fall into the valley. Charlie says "I've got a great idea," but the credits start rolling and you never find out what it is.
    - It was all just a big joke that Sean Penn played on Michael Douglas for his 40th birthday party.
    - The whole everlasting gobstopper thing was just a test, and Slugworthy actually worked for Willy Wonka.
    - Turns out the rope didn't break after all.
    - After getting drunk and sleeping with Seymour, Enid takes the bus.
    - The owl bites through to the tootsie roll center after three licks.
    - Superfly ends up having to kick some ass.
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  35. Post #3915

    March 2011
    12 Posts


    updated it

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    you won teh internetz
    hear is your priez:
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  36. Post #3916
    Rarara's Avatar
    April 2011
    6,014 Posts
    you won teh internetz
    hear is your priez:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY
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  37. Post #3917
    I regularly throw pity parties.
    A B.A. Survivor's Avatar
    August 2010
    12,154 Posts


    Just a preview of the next thing I'm going to make
    I'm so fast!
    NOTHING CAN HIT M-
    *headshot*

    Okay, that was just a lucky shot.
    TIME TO ZIG-ZAG AND DOUBLE JU-
    *headshot*

    Ha! I circled around him!
    Now I'll just exact revenge with my ba-
    *Half-Second 2-feet-away headshot*

    Fine, I'll just go the back way.
    Hey! A Spy! I'm g-
    *Ambassador headshot*
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  38. Post #3918
    MRTW113's Avatar
    March 2010
    4,725 Posts
    Because you can't find or buy black/white paint. Everything else can be gotten from crates, drops, purchase, or some combination of the three.
    Black is in the new crates, and I think white is too
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  39. Post #3919
    gnome_kitten's Avatar
    September 2010
    180 Posts
    http://img69.imageshack.us/f/sighbc.png/

    Sorry if i got a few facts wrong, but still, remember when simply mentioning mac users would cause people to start burning witches at the steaks?
    and now those people would give their whole backpack for earbuds.
    funny how that works.
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  40. Post #3920
    Grass Poison
    leonthefox's Avatar
    March 2010
    16,749 Posts
    http://img69.imageshack.us/f/sighbc.png/

    Sorry if i got a few facts wrong, but still, remember when simply mentioning mac users would cause people to start burning witches at the steaks?
    and now those people would give their whole backpack for earbuds.
    funny how that works.
    Yeah I hate that, and I smile everytime I remember how the users with earbuds were flamed
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