This will be played with all the HD models installed for the full experience with no cheating.
A little bit of magic later
That eye isn't the eye we know and love! what's going on here!? I couldn't get a good shot of gman since he's all transparent n shit I'll get one later
I respect this stranger and his ability to make his rather groomed eyelashes float
little bit later we're out of the trippy dream sequence and on a nice train going twords a trainstation.
Weren't you black?
also note the HD briefcase, oooooo high res, also the metal bits are now apparently made of leather because
Oh you Fakefactory :allears:
I'd like to note that Ff Breen is (relatively) not as offensive as the other humans
but not by much.
And here are our new metro cops... something seems off.
Besides the fucking Massive body armor that is.
Whelp a little bit past the gate
Ahem, the females in fakefactory as you know are mainly barbie dolls
They're prettied up so much that it fails and they tend to look very very creepy ._.
Also they are the main offender in Downs
I AM THE KING OF SPAAAACE!!
Also they pretty much have an hourglass figure no matter where you look
Ass count: 1.
Was this corridor always this dark?
the "don't drink the water" guy must be around here somewhe-
He scares me more so then a lot of the humans in here, I hope never to see him again.
Sheesh all he needs is wireframe glasses and -Hey weren't you white?
Fakefactory loves to change the Race of people a lot, sheesh I haven't seen a single black person yet, just old fat people and asians.
I should note that Fakefactory's Maps are well done kind of.
it looks pretty here and there
This however is not one of those times.
oh yeah the Bumpmaps on the Metrocop helmet look like absolute SHIT.
Ass Count: 2.
As we stroll inside the checkpoint we get stopped to meet Barney!
I wonder what he's been doing after the train
I also wonder what Fakefactory has done to him.
down the hall and and into the security room
little bit of office room chat
and now for the biig reveal...
Well back to the environments
Well it's not great but it's better.
Why do I imagine this to be what Fakefactory looks like.
little bit later there's a knock at the door and we're shoved into another room to stack up boxes and
HD Crates, sure why not.
Now with a broken ankle and a walk animation that looks like we shat our pants we venture into the mall to figure out the mystery behind the zombie outbreak.
.....sorry just trying to get into my happy place.
OooOo neat Garden, wonder who takes care of it.
A load screen and stairs later
Getting better, what's with the wall texture though?
and Here's coming our Favorite character in Half life 2!
Who we only see the foot of cause I suck at screenshotting!
I can only think of this commercial when I think of coca cola.
anyways past the amazing characters (wave goodbye everyone) We arrive at the this place
Seriously what's up with the wall.
Ass count: 3
FF loves his trees though.
oooo dammit don't you have an anime you can be in somewhere.
Anyways through the allyway yadda yadda you know how this goes.
Monkey man again :D
and the dude who's head looks disconnected from his body.
Skip ahead a little to the apartment
Nothing of interest here.
Ass count: 4
Oh yeah Some areas have some neat dynamic lights.
and He fucked the couch couple
And now to run the fuck away from the metro cops!
zip zop zoobity bop.
He's supposed to be black too!
I have not seen a single black person up to this point!
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm boned!
A little while later we wake up to the sight of
Oh god I'm in hell.
Part 4: Red
Part 5 AND 6: No name
Part 7: Shittyholm
Part 8: Stalling
part 9: maybe doing this whole adventure thig was a bad idea